THE 1% SPEED PARRY

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WARNING! CONTAINS DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF NOTHING HAPPENING AND SLOW ASS PARRYING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
If you have no idea whats going on, then give part one a watch! • Slowest Possible PARRY...
Tested this a while ago and finally got round to the render.. plz.. no more parrying... But at least we learned that the max poise possible is 291 at least! Might unlist this video later...or something...
And to answer some comment questions!
- The player is being slowed with filthy HAXS in combinatinon with "Slow Parrying" and failing the weapons requirements too. Watch the video linked above!
- Yeah... I'm an idiot for not using a phantom to bait the hollow, it really didn't occur to me at all...
- As for the Red Eye ring, from what I remember I don't think I was allowed to switch weapons/rings mid parry.
MUSIC USED LISTED IN THE REVERSE ORDER OF APPEARANCE -
"Symphony no. 5" by Gustav Mahler
"Danse Macabre" by Camille Saint-Saëns (incompetech.com)
"Dark Fog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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16 сен 2024

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@LimitBreakers 8 лет назад

I have no idea why this is so popular....

@jada_9827 8 лет назад

+Limit Breakers Bcuz we luv u bruh!

@TekashiCanabravaIsAutistic 8 лет назад

+Limit Breakers I have no idea why this has 1k dislikes

@camiloprieto3814 8 лет назад

+Tekashi Canabrava Because some (stupid) people say "This was indeed useless" and instead of taking a good laugh out of it and give it a like, like people like us did (too much "likes" in that sentence), they give a dislike. Probably they took it too seriously.

@SnapImaX 8 лет назад

+Limit Breakers The music really makes it

@tommasod1692 8 лет назад

it sucks

@slugofborg6532 9 лет назад

This is less an experiment in trying to find the slowest possible parry, and more an entry level video for people curious as what it's like living as a rock.

@ShadeTheBlade 9 лет назад

Havel disagrees with your rude comment

@slugofborg6532 9 лет назад

Schyte Dragon Spends all his time standing perfectly still next to a door in a musty basement waiting for careless travelers to wander through so he can fall on top of them. He is the perfect embodiment of what it is to be a "combative" rock.

@ShadeTheBlade 9 лет назад

Or, well, menacingly climb up a flight of stairs to swing at you

@tisineverfear1490 8 лет назад

+Schyte “the” Dragon he doesn't finish the attack and falls off if you step off as he tries to attack. :|

@AeroTipz 2 года назад

Living as a rock eh? Yet you continue watching his videos 7 years later. Hop off the old mans nuts bro.

@xXTheHeroicGamerXx 9 лет назад

That death at the end is probably the most dramatic and the slowest death I have ever seen in the Dark Souls franchise

@NoodleWilll 9 лет назад

It was even more sad than when Dumbledore died.

@xXTheHeroicGamerXx 9 лет назад

T-T

@NoodleWilll 9 лет назад

ALSO: Hot damn that was some speedy replying.

@sanfransiscon 9 лет назад

I wish boss deaths in Dark Souls were more dramatic. Well I guess Sir Alonne's seppuku death is good enough as it is...

@xXTheHeroicGamerXx 9 лет назад

Yeah, that boss's death alone (no pun intended) was very surprising and sad to all Dark Soul 2 players I bet

@SnapImaX 8 лет назад

I paid for the whole seat, but i was only using the edge. because the rest had rotted away under the gnawing tooth of time

@dominickalmeida5026 3 года назад

Well… I’m your thousandth like. Just saying. Also underrated comment, but who’s gonna come back 5 years to comment huh?

@retr0space139 2 года назад

@@dominickalmeida5026 I am

@dominickalmeida5026 2 года назад

@@retr0space139 A man of culture I see

@mecromelon6717 Год назад

It may not be another 5 years, but I shall kindle the flame anew for now.

@ashtonyounts9958 8 лет назад

Why are we here, just to suffer?

@ashenknight4023 7 лет назад

Ashton Younts Well, that's Dark Souls for you.

@Trancer006 8 лет назад

When zweihander had a parry option... Good old days.

@benhardwiesner6963 8 лет назад

Never changed, still has...

@SuedtirolGamer 8 лет назад

Benhard Wiesner He means DS3, not DS2.

@tangyblueberry5013 7 лет назад

I don't rememebr DS2 being the good old days. *Remembers Havelyns, monastery scimitar, batstaff insta poison, dark buffed chaos blade, triple buff heilexadons, lightning infused and lightning buffed defenders sword, climax oneshot, forbiden fun stun lock spam oneshot, crystal weapon buffed magic moonlight greatsword, jesters chest piece, flynns ring and ring of blades light weapon spam, mundane santiers, and many more*

@gabijota11 6 лет назад

Bad old days where there where there were no weapon arts

@fernandomorales4691 6 лет назад

Martyna Petrauskiene Except poise actually works in the good old days.

@redkopler7964 8 лет назад

It's like those random old people doing tai chi in parks.

@LimitBreakers 9 лет назад

Easy mode = Watch in 2x speed Normal mode = Watch in normal speed Hard mode = Watch in 0.5x speed GOD MODE = Watch in 0.25x speed, record it. Upload it and rewatch in 0.25x speed once again, upload this once more and 0.25x again. ENJOY 10.6 HOURS OF HELL!

@Gandalf7qp 9 лет назад

IS THAT A CHALLENGE, I HAVE OFF TOMORROW!

@Decarabian_Star_ 9 лет назад

How u get all that souls

@Sharky1147 9 лет назад

llxRipperxll 90 obviously legitimately and not by cheating at all.

@mccad00 9 лет назад

ARE YOU FUCKING READY LIMIT BREAKERS ARE YOU FUCKING READY DO A 1% PARRY ON THE IRON KEEP TO A RANDOM PLAYER WHO ISNT IN ON IT WANT TO KNOW THE FUCKING HARD PART THEY WONT SEE YOUR PARRY THEY WONT KNOW WHEN TO HIT YOU EVEN IF YOU TELL THEM YOU WILL BE STANDING THERE FOR 5 MINUTES CAN YOU DO IT LIMIT BREAKERS CAN YOU DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

@BiggsBababooey 9 лет назад

Come on LB do you question my ability to waste time? *.25^3 SPEED HERE I COME*

@NiWORaven 8 лет назад

You taunted me to watch to the end without skipping and I fucking did it. LOVE ME. FOR I HAVE SUFFERED FOR YOU!

@LimitBreakers 8 лет назад

+Raven

@joshuashook2240 8 лет назад

I can't figure out why people do this... Why waste your time with this when you could just watch porn to climax?

@RagTag72 8 лет назад

+Joshua Shook this is my porn -.-

@LordZonar 7 лет назад

GreySentinel72 Interesting, my friends kink is hands... just hands.

@revolveroshawott5411 7 лет назад

Lord Zonar When I saw her hands folded by her knees...how do I say this...it's a bit crude....I got a *BONER*

@robertsides3626 8 лет назад

Sloth Souls 2 I wanna see two people fight each other.

@rhapzodyk541 8 лет назад

"No skipping ahead now." *skips ahead*

@scarletevans4474 6 лет назад

Settings --> Speed --> x2 ;-)

@amidnightsnack9256 4 года назад

Coward

@mando_dablord2646 3 года назад

Stop right there criminal scum! No one breaks the law on my watch!

@eduardo_o_observador 2 года назад

Casual

@Yashahiro_ 8 лет назад

please, I've watched both broken armour vids, I can watch this.

@kavitator5083 8 лет назад

You didn't do that... Right...? Right? RIGHT?! XD OH NO! You did it...

@Yashahiro_ 8 лет назад

+Kavitator I've watched all 3 now, I have transcended unto the next dimensions. May you all live long and prosper.

@mig_wigs8223 8 лет назад

Did you feel mr. Krabs?

@kavitator5083 8 лет назад

Mig Gigs He surely did...

@DianaHatter 5 лет назад

Now go watch the stamina video

@DatsRandom 9 лет назад

You become so heavy that time warps around you and slows down or some scientific shit like that.

@bbbnvbbb8599 9 лет назад

at that weight, the mass matched with havels armors density along with they being multiplied by iron flesh density and mass which would be multiplicitive. of each other, creating a black hole size of the castle, only before the atoms split causing atomic detonation, that paired with the black hole, time would be 300x faster, so technically it would be double speed parry.

@tristannorton8635 7 лет назад

This is not correct

@fulltimeslackerii8229 2 года назад

@@bbbnvbbb8599 stop smoking weed

@ReverendBonz 3 года назад

"Parry this casual" I will, just give me a moment.

@Antykill_ 9 лет назад

I fell asleep midway through this and still managed to wake up before he fuckin' finished.

@xachslash9875 9 лет назад

It may have been useless, but no other video has caused such anticipation

@azathothina5251 8 лет назад

im sorry LB... this is waaay too fast paced for me

@MrSupertman2010 8 лет назад

The music choice is spectacular.

@MrSupertman2010 8 лет назад

Thank you for putting it in the description :)

@MLPMichael 8 лет назад

jesus even pre-updated bloodborne loading screens are faster than this.....and thats saying ALOT

@art07091 4 года назад

@I I calm down buddy, it's a joke, I know you might not understand those but you can at least try

@Strekki 8 лет назад

Test your patience and put the video to x0.25

@that1sk8r 8 лет назад

You monster.

@ateacup2788 8 лет назад

Limit Breakers already did a comment like that... but he did it better "GOD MODE = Watch in 0.25x speed, record it. Upload it and rewatch in 0.25x speed once again, upload this once more and 0.25x again. ENJOY 10.6 HOURS OF HELL!"

@darkignis5661 8 лет назад

I tried, and I have failed. I can almost see it frame by frame

@felixthecoach 9 лет назад

I'm home from work ill, and the cup of tea suggestion was stellar. I made one right then!

@LimitBreakers 9 лет назад

+felixthecoach I nominate this as the most comfy/British comment of 2015. Get well soon!

@joshuashook2240 8 лет назад

Just got swine flu, quick! To the bat-tea! DUNNANUNNANNADUNANNANAA!!!!!

@thehorse5307 7 лет назад

felixthecoach When I read this I thought you meant the suggestion of what your tea should have in it was stellar, as in the beer. I was very confused.

@noobgamer2340 7 лет назад

new pvp meta?

@stealthbeastgaming 8 лет назад

I sat through this entire fucking video. And it was completely worth it.

@joshuashook2240 8 лет назад

I came twice!

@sokkaofthewatertribe610 9 лет назад

Limit... we need to talk about some things... I'm.. I'm sorry but this can't go on!

@LimitBreakers 9 лет назад

I DON'T HAVE A SLOW PARRY ADDICTION! I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT! YOU'RE NOT MY GIANT DAD!

@sokkaofthewatertribe610 9 лет назад

Limit Breakers LIMIT! THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU SPEAK TO YOUR ELDERS! *Zweihander slap* NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! *walks away* *looks at photo* -Oh Priscilla where did I go wrong... *drinks a shot of estus*

@Lunartic_ 9 лет назад

Sokka Of the Water Tribe Wait... Priscilla is my Waifu, what the fuck you're talking about?

@sokkaofthewatertribe610 9 лет назад

DecusExtinctum Let's just say there is a reason the gods locked her up in the painted world...

@twitterlife6947 9 лет назад

Sokka Of the Water Tribe you lewd fuck

@Souperfro 9 лет назад

Not trying to torture you here....but as a last idea why not have a co-op partner aggro the AI enemy? ;p

@LimitBreakers 9 лет назад

Lemme find my cleated boots, I gotta really kick myself...

@MidnightDoom1901 9 лет назад

Do it on Vestalt for extra fun. :P

@AstralAeonSoul 9 лет назад

Limit Breakers Was thinking the same, have a phantom aggro the hollow!

@haris102syed5 9 лет назад

Limit Breakers start again. You need to break the limit.Your all that's left

@LimitBreakers 9 лет назад

Haris102 Syed Oh god.... what have I done!? What started as a simple fun video is turning into a maddening obsession! Part of me wants to finish what I started... the other worries that soon 1/3 of all my vids will be 30mins parrying montages!

@SpectacularName 9 лет назад

I hate to say it but... Red Eye Ring. Aggro him from farther away and have the timing just right for it to work?

@Punchyzen 9 лет назад

The beginning flailing around was great, what even happened?

@Vtubears 9 лет назад

A lone silver statue stands amidst a clear stream. A monument of whats to come. This is one of your worst and best videos.

@BTChanOSRS 9 лет назад

Laught at end "But it had to be done" No, it didn't, lol.

@majormajorasic 9 лет назад

IT. HAD. TO. BE. DONE.

@AlmightStick 9 лет назад

A Moldes Downvote and reported. IT HAD TO BE DONE SIR!

@Andrew-tj5yt 8 лет назад

+A Moldes IT HAD..NO...IT MUST BE DONE,AND YOU SIR CAN'T SAY NO TO IT!

@rmoim99 6 лет назад

Had ta 👏 be done 👏

@blueranger2488 8 лет назад

Not really happy that I watched the whole thing but I'm also not mad either

@sanfransiscon 9 лет назад

So what about spell parrying? Can you parry lots and lots of spells with a super-slow parry?

@WASD_ii 7 лет назад

Can't wait to see the slow mo repay of that epic almost parry

@louiemaru 8 лет назад

"YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA." THIS IS TRUE.

@Cornellie 8 лет назад

I cannot believe, I have watched this with no skipping. Please if you are reading this, send help and close the video.

@NeoNitku2009 9 лет назад

"Why not read a book" EVEN YOU LIMITBREAKERS??? EVEN YOU!!!???

@AlmightStick 9 лет назад

RIP Minotaur man. Your clumsy slow ways, will be missed.

@TyronMakeka 8 лет назад

I don't know if it was intentional but this was comdey gold imo :'D

@haldosprime3896 5 лет назад

There's something that genuinely makes me laugh about the phrase "You have to parry into his range". What I would pay to have this rereleased with Old man commentary just so I could hear "That fucking smug hollow" in Old man Breakers voice.

@GtaRockt 9 лет назад

IGN: 7/10 not enough fire

@14megasxlr 7 лет назад

At this point, i'm just enjoying the music

@robindom.2186 3 года назад

6:45 Documentation voice: the hunter stalks his prey for hours. He studies his victim. Waiting patiently for the right moment to parry

@ValeBreck 9 лет назад

I don't think this can't be done, it probably didn.'t work just because you were trying it with another player, but with something that is inside your game it should work like it worked in the other video! Instead of summoning an invader, why don't you summon a white phantom? He could aggro the enemy when the parry frames are active.

@kaidatong1704 6 лет назад

I mean, if it truly can't be done, why not find the exact speed percentage at which it becomes impossible to do?

@AstroCow100 8 лет назад

fucking pointless best video ever

@SuperVillain0utcast Год назад

The sheer lengths this guy will go to in order to avoid a miracle build is respectable.

@joshuashook2240 8 лет назад

I don't know if I should say he's wasting his life, or me since I watched the whole video.

@deathslicers 9 лет назад

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES WATCHING AT 0.25x SPEED AND IT'S ONLY AT FUCKING 1 MINUTE IN THE VIDEO.

@agustinaiello5025 9 лет назад

That is Mathematically impossible/ incorrect

@deathslicers 9 лет назад

Agustin Aiello I suppose you don't know what 'exaggerations' are, do you?

@super0spore0fan 7 лет назад

Doctor:You only have 9:29 minutes left to live Me:

@DiegoDerSchatten 7 лет назад

Now, since we learned what a half a parry is, It's time to build up some patience. And I mean A LOT of patience.

@NoodleWilll 9 лет назад

God damn, you have even more time on your hands then I did when I wrote a velstadt / covetous demon fan fic.

@oddluck4180 6 лет назад

Will Clarke link.

@notwrath5462 6 лет назад

Give me the link right fucking now

@EctInc 7 лет назад

woahhh, was not expecting Mahler's 5th. wonderful.

@kornman9516 9 лет назад

"You must suffer as i have suffered" *skips to the parry frame* LOL Nope

@TheMike0088 7 лет назад

feels good to come back to this video every once in a while, to reexperience the glory that made limit breakers a legend.

@joojgaming 9 лет назад

you should live stream a 0.1% parry why are you giving that look? it's not that ridiculous...

@boigeorge1149 9 лет назад

it took me about two minutes of wondering when you were gonna start the parry to realize you already had...

@JohnnyBGoode1122 9 лет назад

Please share your hax with LobosJr so I can watch him to a Slow Souls/Fast Souls challenge run.

@salahad-din9168 9 лет назад

No hacking on twitch.

@JohnnyBGoode1122 9 лет назад

What? He can't do challenge runs anymore then?

@salahad-din9168 9 лет назад

He wouldn't be able to do them if they were hacked.

@JohnnyBGoode1122 9 лет назад

That's lame. He's not playing online.

@salahad-din9168 9 лет назад

Still hacking.

@TeamOneDay 8 лет назад

"You must suffer as I have suffered" *presses right arrow button"

@IAmMrGreat 7 лет назад

I had to rewatch some of it, it went too fast

@plaguedoctorravennotscp0496 4 года назад

*Legend says to this day Minotaur man is still in his death animation sliding across the world as he slowly collapse*

@TheHolyBackstab 8 лет назад

In order to suffer as you have I put the video to 0.25 speed. Help me.

@nytdiir 6 лет назад

Had to do this several times? Holy hell, this was agony just to watch. Respect man. Also your "No skipping now" caught me red handed as I was about to skip. Now I suffered like you suffered.

@SomeGuy-qd3li 7 лет назад

(Bernie sees 1%) (triggered)

@hitlord 6 лет назад

Man, considering how old this is, I don't expect you to read this, but I thank you for your good taste in music. This is hardly grueling at all with the song you chose.

@EarlyCrowd 9 лет назад

Now 5% parry alonne knight.

@samuellacey5166 8 лет назад

Listening to the nice music while working on my homework, looking up to read the captions every couple seconds.

@teannawells302 7 лет назад

7:57

@NapoleonPicard 9 лет назад

Seeing how DS2's parrying system is utterly broken compared to the rest of the souls games, I'd say this in a 1 in 100000 shot at being done.

@susnhoe3839 9 лет назад

inb4 slow mo hackers on dark souls

@duke4726 4 года назад

2:48 Hollow: WHY YOU DONT DIE limit: nanomachines son!

@36nuts18 8 лет назад

why not use a co-op phantom? you can parry them

@camiloprieto3814 8 лет назад

I think that the phantom should time his attack so he can be parried with a normal speed, as I don't think that the new parry frames apply to the phantom.

@thecreativecurator7829 4 года назад

I wrote a code that converts fractional coordinates to Cartesian coordinates while watching this in the background. This is so full I was productive.... Well done

@nry3223 8 лет назад

I re-visited this video, watched the whole thing on 0.25 speed. I started acting all slow and shit to go with it, I love you Limit-sama

@bombidil3 3 года назад

I can feel his soul leaving his body.

@Stiglitz51 8 лет назад

That death animation, music and even the annotation all together where hilarious.

@drowninginthoughts 9 лет назад

I have beaten it in normal mode on my first try without looking away from the video and actively looking at the animation. worth it

@Fextris 9 лет назад

Lmao i love you man, and your "commentary". Please dont stop making videos dude. Love them all so much.

@bloomingdaemon 7 лет назад

You had me ready for the bass drop for 9 minutes NO FREAKING CLIMAX! YOU HAVE WASTED MY TIME IN THE BEST/WORST WAY! *likes video*

@DarioKreutzer 8 лет назад

I wasn't expecting that Mahler towards the end, for me it was worth the entire video.

@manray5140 2 года назад

The slowest way to watch this video is actually procrastinate until the day you finally believe you are going to die, then watch at a reuploaded version slowed down to 10 hours. Guarantee you this is the meta.

@lgedenberg625 8 лет назад

That moment when you realize you've watched this video all the way through, twice.....

@rodrigoparrapalma7673 7 лет назад

MAKE A MOVIE CALLED The 0.1% Speed Parry AND ITS JUST YOU PARRYING AT INCREDIBLY LOW SPEED

@Stryveon 9 лет назад

Indeed, we have all watched through 10 min of nothing, but nonetheless, out of the Abyss, the dark, the place where no one sought an answer, this legend did. Thus the answer was not much of an answer, but still an answer that held us wondering. An answer in which we all sought as one when we decided to sit beside one another, and be formulated this exciting message of hope. Therefore, one can always say that something is impossible, but nonetheless, calling the impossible possible, is quite the thrill. Exceptional video Sir, I will resume to my travels while I wait like a child on Christmas Eve... For the next one. Farewell, my friend.

@gavinpalmer4627 8 лет назад

oh man, you got me sitting at the edge of my seat waiting for the parry of gods. i feel so bad for the time you wasted . for that... i give you a subscription.

@demitrialmeida651 8 лет назад

Oh my god during the latter half I just realized he was trying to parry.

@victorprati7908 6 лет назад

While watching this I realized I was slowly going insane

@355scaper 8 лет назад

we all believe in you. The entire world is on your side, if anybody can do this parry it's you.

@viczofrenia 7 лет назад

1:15 the fire was so bored to wait that he just throwed himself in the wall

@Boss949 8 лет назад

Now to wait for Dark Soul 1% speed speedrun........ *dies of old age*

@tonymanzo9683 5 лет назад

Is youtube still recommending this masterpiece to anyone else?

@mollymaukmoment 8 лет назад

So this is how Gundyr got stuck... just a really really really REALLY slow parry,

@warriormom5232 5 лет назад

While this video was going,i made some tea for myself,made some for my mom,dad,brothers and sister,went to school,was out for 2 hours,did homework,studied,got a job,got a house,got fired,got another job,became homeless,got a medical license,got married had kids,my grandpa died,got depressed,went to prison,kids had kids,got a dog,had a stroke,got cancer,am in a wheelchair and went to Disney land,survived cancer,served in wwIII,got shot,tested a new experimental laser weapon for the government,my son was murdered and i became senile and he wasn’t even done parrying.