The 10 Stages of Every Sniper Main 

5. Go back to 3

Step 5: complain to valve that they weren't hacking and were banned unfairly

4: go to VACations

5. Make disposable account 6. Start again at 3.

As they say Get Good Get LMAOBox

Congratulations

RTGame that's very disaponting

did you get dat gud succccc

Notice me

Hi dad!

Yeah, theybare roght opposite of what they are supposed to be

PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS

“B E P O L I T E” shaudenfreud

@mfg not quite sure that's something to flex

@Jose Gomez “Have a plan to kill everyone you meet”

with a gibus*

This kinda represents me except the laptop and paper mouse pad and I use my handkerchief for my mouse pad

Yep

@@sethplaysbadly6897 Fucking posh, you are

Thats my equipment :D

Hmm. Let me tell you my setup. 1. A desktop (with some parts over a decade old) 2. A dining table chair 3. Trackball mouse (so I don't wrench out my shoulder) 4. Really bad internet

669th like

**Soundsmith intensifies**

Me with a shotgun in games with lag: **shotgun spreads backwards and shoots me in the face**

Try machina, not for bodyshots, but for bullet tracking It helps a lot to see where ur shots go

I've got 20 hours as sniper, but 100 hours as scout, soldier and demo each. I don't consider my aim good, though i can sometimes shoot someone mid air. I remember doing good on badwater deleting people and doing like 20 headshots per match, yet we still got rolled because my team was shit. One thing to remember about sniper: he is not op. He can kill people really fast, but at a certain distance and he can't defend or push objectives. I like to play sniper cuz I just love sniping people, but he can't play the objective.

But theres *NO BARNS*

Marcus Maniscalco Heal me doc!

ima p y r o

M E D I C

MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

Poor thing

Professionals have STANDARDS

@@BlahajBeholder until you use your piss as a weapon

@@possiblespartan that was a stock sniper he don't have piss

@@KodiakKetchup thats right, until the water he drank goes through him

**sydney sleeper intensifies**

Danke! :)

Same except i say "nice shot" and made it a bind for when i mean it

Lazypurple

Yeah

Source spaghetti

Stage 4: WOW I'M DEAD

Lazypurple

Thats why its called the Lucksman

luck” always beats “Skill

I use skill on huntsman

Piss always beats luck

huntsman is piss

PFFF YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME I AM THE BIGGEST FISHHHHHH

@@jakman8515 *b4nny opening song plays* “why am i hearing boss music”

@@jakman8515 probably not

No the final stage: Bot

@@jakman8515 The Fisherman:

*baby I hear the blues a-calling,*

klonkFM • *toss salad and scrambled eggs*

*friend’s theme with gunshots*

Ahhh... I love these communities. (RTGame did a thing where he had to kill someone when anyone subscribed on twitch or whatever it is you do there. That was the song playing. Every second.)

OH SHI-

Wait, shi-

We in the bodyshot machine lovers' society call those "happy accidents"

Machina is basically the awp in csgo.

@@justanalias5642 and you are named after the worst sniper rifle

Hacker heard he missed: excuse me what the fuck

I use it because piss I didn't know it was a bodyshotter

I use it because it’s actually a very supportive rifle and can easily put out fires, even if you suck at sniper you can still be a good supporter.

Yeah I use it on PL (not upward) on offense because it lets you debuff and extinguish players. Minicrits on headshots are terrible for picks though.

Here’s my journey as sniper: Miss every shot with stock, learn to hit targets with Sydney Sleeper, learn to hit headshots with Machina, learn to quickscope and win sniper duels with Bazaar Bargain So I say the piss rifle will be with me in my mind

@Low Tier BBCFactory funny you say that since its banned in comp

StickMaster500 do you know what you need less bots

StickMaster500, I think it actually goes like "You know what this team could use? 5 more sniper."

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DEAD HORSE NEEDS??!!! MORE BRUISES!!!!

StickMaster500 are you running out of jokes already? Then again, being everywhere at one must use a bunch up.

same man

Saw you in game not long ago. Stomped our entire team on payload you were insane.

Well valve basically fixed pyro, so...

Papa snow

It really be like that sometimes

😂😭😭😭💀💀

yeah i have like 700 hours and my new friend just headshots me with no effort

@Tran Alex no u

I skiped right to the salty stage and then moved to the insanely good quickscopes and missing by 5 feet and not even on head level. Also bought the cheap as fuck dragon slayer weapons. Look cool and cost at least 90 cents. Still salty when ot comes to Taunting after every kill tho. God this is unesicary.

Im a new sniper main, around 4 hours, I quit maining Pyro because I realized how unfun it is for both me and the enemy team, I try to go for body shots even on rev up Heavies, because I cant aim properly, do you or anyone who sees this have any tips on improving my aim? Its not just headshots that I suck at, I also suck at bodyshots ESPECIALLY on moving targets, hell, I even miss bodyshots on Heavies somehow, im starting to think Sniper or FPS games in general arent for me because of my bad aim

I've thought that exact same thing plenty of times. Every time I missed a Heavy I'd feel it deep in my soul, how embarrassing! But I'd always pick myself back up and try again. Sure, sometimes I'd take a break from sniping altogether, but I always came back. And now, after many months (And possibly even years if you count console), I can finally say... I'm consistently decent at sniper.

@@raddons idk if you are still having this problem but if so. Look up fatmagics video on improving with sniper. He said it way better than i can.

I feel so sorry for you mate

You misspelled, its BONKSTON

Lime paint

@@vampierlobster5660 Ah, of course. How did I forget.

I'm bostanian and I dont play scout. Is that legal?

Susan Keeler *N O*

ik you commented this 3 years ago but same

​@@Red012405 i khow you commented this 7 hours ago but also same

​@@MisterWannaDie i know you commented this 2 days ago but same

​@@user-vz8zu2xv6o i know you commented this 6 days ago but same

@@bonoxgamer i know you commented this 5 minutes ago but same

We lost him boys... its too late for him

Karis AsaNi DUDE I THINK WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO!

I use my aussie, I'd use the bazaar more if they made an aussie version.

you know you are at least a stage 9 sniper when you can make players leave the game. stage 10 is where players ban you from the game

@@twig4661 then at level 11, you go on VACation

I am using a stock sniper riffle

T o p T r e e

Me too

"This guy sucks worst than my broken vacum cleaner"

F E E D

EXACTLY

and a cookie

And a coffee *He's gotta eat that cookie with something right*

And a herpes

Da real MVP

That might just be ink I hope...

What’s that.

BulbaChan melanoma is skin cancer I believe, I may be wrong however, anyways you can get it from over exposure to the sun with out sun screen, again I’m not sure on how it’s contracted and or what exactly it is but yeah

Maybe its the reflection of his phones cover

That is why he said easy snipe

Alan Lin But why weaken with a body shot when you can kill with a head shit, therefore supporting the team more?

Overhealed guys + piss = compensation for overheal, a good scout is very agile and hard to headshot so by again the piss weakens him and makes him very easy to finish off and if you see a spy and get piss long range on him he can't no longer hide or runaway which will get him likely killed as he's noticed. This is why sydney sleeper exists. (I think atleast I might be wrong tho)

And now they made it so it minicrits on headshot.

I am sniper main and i dont know 2 why people use sydney sleeper but they are = free frags

True, The Sydneey Sleeper gives the liquid, giving teamates ability to finish the opponent off quicker and easier.

agreed

You Sir said nothing wrong at all

Soler4485 Like in Love3.

YES

I suck at sniper and still get called out lol

That Soldier who said green eggs & ham tastes nice. As a sniper main, this is so fucking accurate it actually made me laugh when I realized that I have one too

Mxteriz **COUGH** me **COUGH**

@Cakenja In fact, I have been a sniper main for 3 years and only got my giant mousepad recently. That should help you decide

.....well fuck

@@aayan52 Whatever you're comfortable with, mate! I mean if you do good with that, nothing wrong with it! The reason why I, and most Sniper mains, use this type of mousepad, is because it allows longer tracking to line up your shot with a lesser chance of missing or having your mouse fall off the pad. ( Or that's what I had in mind when I got one ) So if you are serious about snipin, I recommend investing in one! It's not needed but it will give you an advantage when playing sniper, in my opinion.

Its the same case with me with a mouse but for real tho.I am using a windows xp mouse and the left click barely functions and it has alot of dust inside it.I will buy a new gaming mouse for black Friday.Finnaly after a decade I decided to buy a new mouse.😐

Good to see nimaji is so in touch with the TF2 community lol

I'm like that, but I wish I was good... screw it, it's time to use Stubborness Skill!

as you should be

As a sniper + spy + scout + engineer main... I respect you dearly

Do you still play sniper

Good for you

hatty lol

Do you mean 4:27

no he meant 7:27.. he headshot the medic and the spy tried to get a stab lol

Oh because at the time there was spy that didn't get the medic kill

lo XD is probaly me in first stage

What

*WWWWHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT*

N-NANI?!!

*ANO?!*

Sniper is a Support class Either you land a Headshot or a bodyshot it dosen't matter as long as you support the team

Loopy Dudeee agreed

Absolutely, headshots may be the most flashy and efficient, but if all you need is an unscoped bodyshot on that Scout that's about to mow you down - do it.

personally I feel headshots are the only shots because I like to feel that rush

Ah, the profession.

i love aot too SPOILER especially when reiner turns out to be a titan shifter

Normie anime

I also watched the Livestream and I feel the same

You are a frickin G-nius. Thanks lad.

I’m an Asian lol

True

It's actually because they have high ping, typically l. If a sniper with high ping keeps getting me, I just turn my VPN to artificially lag. Usually then I'm better. You know the players you just can't hit, as they teleport around.

Justin Trudeau lmao the fuck is wrong with you, Asia has its own server tf did you mean high ping rofl

Dree-naindey-naihn!

Meanwhile I use a lousy futon couch. Eh, at least you can sleep in it as well so I guess that's nice.

My friend legit said when he died "I was sitting in my chair the wrong way that's why i died" no joke.

6:40

No offense

cheesejam wait are you the guy who vote kicked me for spamming that bind dude I was carrying with my 60 points

Im a free to play so no

Bind "mouse1" "say lol u mad n00b u just sux i hax"

What about medic? The medic doesn't kill.

You don't have to be good. I join, no one is demoknight. I play for a while and suddenly every one is a demoknight.

This shit happens regardless of skill, there can be 0 Snipers and 0 Spies on my team, i go Sniper, die after 1-2 kills, and now there is 3 Snipers and 2 Spies minimum.

Medic is the opposite. The best way to get more medics is to be a shitty medic.

I wanna see Scout and Medic, those are my favorite classes.

Yeah, I wanna see the influence of the Fast Boston Boi.

Pyro mains have a lot of hidden stages, Such as the Pybro stage, The Pyroshark stage, Or the Pybroshark, And so on.

Kaelan McAlpine same

Daniel Do scout mains are often salty but pyro? Pyro are most trolls and clearly fun guys ( in my experience.)

That's called an accent mate

✨Accent✨

Me, an American: *Laughs in Scottish accent*

Indeed!

Same, except I like my bazaar bargain more than my machina

He went from decent to watch to clickbaity Fortnite videos. Sad.

don't remind me about *him*, he was my favorite, i supported him even when he switched to overwatch but now...

No! I refuse to believe it! The prodigal son will return!

Mrmoocows99 Muselk 's tf2 videos were mediocre and not too funny. Really I think Star_ or Jerma985 were the worst to lose

exactly

lol, I have satellite internet, and i want to kill people who whine when they get a 10th of a second lag spike, when my ping is constantly over one second

Kyro The Pyro i have good internet but i crash way to much.... it makes tf2 invisible like i see my destop but if i click my mouse i can hear my gun shoot, any help?

So right

same

Sometimes I auto disconnect I don't have too good wifi

I'm surprised that nobody freaked out about Payton commenting because they made some_engineers

Am I the only one who recognizes this guy. He made all my favorite ear rape Gmod films

Dude n8ce to see you

Darn

How do I see you in every tf2 video?

I would like this but you have izuku as your pfp

Cosmetics ≠ not hacking

5,000+ hours = not hacking

Gets so good he installs hacks to give the enemy team a chance

​@@BlahajBeholder TBH 5000+ hours ≠ not hacking either. A guy I played SVS with for years started hacking and got a VAC ban. Sad day. He got kicked out of our clan.

I actually got kicked just for hitting a scout with a weird lucky flick...

aaaaaaahahahahahahaaahahaha

How funny

To be fair, people say ATM Machines

Frames per second shooters

"Frames per second shooters" xdxdxd

Alexander Sieh, w+m1 pyros are annoying

heavy:-haha machinegun go chunks chunka chunka

P H L O G

Unfortunately he has quit tf2 forever I’m happy for him that he is making the content he wants to, but that won’t be coming out anytime soon.

Mr. Panda Gaming there is a slim chance he is coming back so I stand by my statement that he has quit forever because he just doesn’t like the gameplay, the bad part of the community, the lack of updates, the hackers and bots, and his own tf2 viewers. So yes I do believe he has quit tf2 but I’m still happy for him.