THE ABSOLUTE SIZE OF GRU 

Butterbros23445 well obviously the "g" actually stands for "Gru", from whom gravity itself was named.

Man, what a legend.

I actually pissed a little while reading this

Experiencing 27 Gs is comparable to being slapped at every location on your body including your internal organs

Steve Buscemi except gru is the person slapping you...

"Ok so we know how many yards this building is but now we have to see how many *grus* it is"

Jennifer Simcic I know which measurement doesn’t match. It’s centimeters

Lol

😂😂😂

He's so huge that he became a unit of length.

Charlie Flynt damn

If Gru is 14 feet tall, how wide is Mr. Perkins?

@@daleftuprightatsoldierfield how wide? 😏

Charlie Flynt like the guy who wouldn’t sell him the unicorn

Hold up, there are people taller than this absolute unit?

It was the minions fans fault

I would personally say the minions are actually around 1-2 feet tall each

@@potatoofmemes even then, Gru would still be like 8 feet

It’s based on Kevin

​@@dennychilders7403I mean have you seen him compared to other despicable me characters?

Nobody 4 year old weebs ''OUR FIRST TO REPLY TO MY OWN COMMENT I POSTED 1 SECOND AGO

*OUR FIRST REPLY TO MY OWN COMMENT I POSTED 1 SECOND AGO*

@@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs 4 year old weebs? That's new.

His 11 year old daughter, Margo is 7 feet. Let that sink in...

@@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs The hell are these replies

nick memeholder HAVING SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES!! Tutuutututututu tutututut

your avatar discribes me right now

hmhmhmhhmmmm...... *JAEGER*

Ultra instinct gru

No you've all got it wrong! . . . S A S A G E Y O !

And for a very important reason

Crap

Bold of you to assume that Slazo graduated.

420 likes, nice

*gru* duate ( I’m so sorry )

If the at happens….run

@@the-real-brady-boi2And outrun Gru? No, if that happens it’s all over for you

LMFAOOO

you're cooked

He's hear to steal your moons

i read that in their voices and i can't stop laughing

Daddy pig: *You talking shit to my child?*

peppa is taller than margo, who stands at 7’0

offical normaltyper *peppa*

Everybody sleeping on daddy pigs height tho : 14 foot 2 😅

XD!!!!

That is really unfortunate.

*THIS IS IT CHIEF*

666 likes

@@apollo06 lol are you stupid it clearly says 719 likes lmfao

You have to imagine, because he'd be too fast to see

FLINT LOCKWOOD

@@hawks8332 OH, my gosh, a jaywalker.

You wouldn’t see him, he’s just be there.

Gonna get fucking impaled by that spear of a nose

Or there’s a couple of extreme outliers dragging up Minion average size, kicking and screaming, skyward.

@@alecLogan nvm the fact that it was Google's search AI that gave him that stat, though copilot gave me 3" 7' or 1.1 meters

Assuming a world where the minions are 1.75 feet, about half the height assumed by the video: - avg people: 5.25 - 5.6 ft - Gru: 7 ft - The Freeze Ray: 2.8 ft - Gru's nose: 0.46 ft (5.52 inches) - Gru's house: ~66.67 ft (~7 stories) - Gru's car: 21.2 ft tall, 40 ft long - Gru's rocket: 323.75 ft (~98.68 m)

@@MRCSANYHere’s in normal units: Average people: 5.25 - 5.6 ft = 1.60 - 1.71 meters Gru: 7 ft = 2.13 meters The Freeze Ray: 2.8 ft = 85cm Gru’s nose: 0.46 ft (5.52 inches) = 14cm Gru’s house: ~66.67 ft (~7 stories) = ~20.32 meters Gru’s car: 21.2 ft tall, 40 ft long = 6.46 meters tall, 12.19 meters long

@@nathan22211 this video is 6 years old google search ai wasnt around back then

He shrunk it though XD

DemogorgonHunter14 it still retains its mass, meaning gru was holding a frickin should-be black hole in the palm of his hands.

@@rion7088 The earth has to be golf ball size to be a black hole so I don't think the moon would be a black hole but I would say it is close to the density to a neutron star.

If not a black hole, he would be almost crunched into the small moon itself. The mass would still hold a f*** ton of gravity. And in that small size, it would be nuts.

Unknown Fox he held a fu**ing neutron star in the palm of his hand on earth.

Try Not To Laugh *EXTREME CHALLENGE* Shaggy 9999999999 m/s

If Gru ran into you he’d turn you into human fucking jam.

Jam and jelly.

Try Not To Laugh *EXTREME CHALLENGE* YOU FORGOT *KSI*

still 86m/s away from the sound barrier

I love that a 12yo girl is almost wider than Shaquille O’Neil

Is taller*

@random the film

By any chance do you have a plan

Yep

My uncle works for Epic Games and he said they will put minions and Jake Paul into Fortnite!

DeltaNedas ask him if dame tu cosita Will be added too

top 10 characters that could beat Thanos in seconds

Hehe who doesn't feel so good now?

@Awsome Guy nou

Wyan like v sauce

Vsauce, Micheal here.

Wyan It's a mystery wrapped within an Enigma

3:22 aye Springfield!!

rena is a loser I’m a shawol too!

Ahhhh so true I did this stuff this year

*billionaire

I mean...have you ever asked a billionaire to donate to charity??

@@python1972 oh I actualy HAVE! they said they were broke

Bro is smart hiding his investment

No money but apparently a lot of asset

Yeah, we called him, Waluigi but taller

You wouldn’t see anything

Maggots!!!!!!!!!

FAST AS FUCK BOI

@@reecemurdoch1938 Yeah just a shadow and a giant boner

He adopted the *GORLS* he didn't kidnap them

@@SQU1DK1DSHORTSwhere are the *gorls*

Kendell Nicholson how?

Well, since he is like 3 times the size of a adult human, he can outrun anyone

Impossible

run to the left or right because he won't be able to turn

How? His legs occupy half his height, he can do a mile in like five steps!

He's such a criminal he even breaks the laws of physics

Not even his final form.... max gru can hit 2000+ mph

U got the wrong number m8. It was 257, not 275.

for some reason i am now imagining him running at someone full speed and him as a sonic character

@@dr5889 you are absolutely wrong

yoshino taiki You a pickle chin ah boi

Thanks lad. I can always appreciate when MatPat gets slammed.

Matpat "takes 5 years to discover Mario's size" Slazo:how you dare oppose me mortal.

@@gilbertotabares8196 go fuck yourself

Matpat: I can get the correct length of Luigi's *d i c k* Slazo's newest video: *How long is grus di-*

Truly

Fr

How old are the minions?

@@joshuatremper5026billons of years old

​@@joshuatremper5026canonically like millions of years old because they existed with the dinosaurs

He's basically god at this point.

That means hes able to lift objects over 10 sextillion pounds with ease, thats 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. My god....

Owo

@Plat Dragon I did the math a bit more on that infact, it would take about 1.2 million Gru's to create a black hole. with an army of a million Gru's, light couldn't even escape.

@Plat Dragon Oh the moon should be friggen dust from Gru's gravitational pull, let alone earths, technically speaking Gru, Earth, and the Moon should be non existant the moment they came that close they would rip eachother apart, not to mention Gru himself on the planet should probably obliterate Earth just by him standing there.

I use maths everyday bro

Teenagers: When will I ever use Bijection, Bayesian probability, asymptote, binomial coefficients and combinatorics in real life??? Chad Kirby: FUCKING BRAINLETS

Hello everybody and welcome back to film theory

@@SpinningTurtle66wtf is that shit tho fr it’s ruining my life 😭

WooshIfGay the video stayed that already...

No he moves faster than the missles you can see that in the slow mo with him jumping all around them wile they are barely moving

Umm.. it’s Mach 0.78

275mps is a lot more than that lol

He even carrying the moon in his pocket

Let's remember the moon is 81 quintillion tons, assuming the weight remains the same, this man is literally a God.

(Here to reply with spare time in boredom, but I got something for ya) What if I told you that I know one *other character* where said character rotated THE STARS, IN MULTIPLE AREAS... And fast enough to move from the sea floor (Sea floors are some 1'000 ft) to a pirate ship *in a second (No exaggeration)* plus reacted to nebula speed in the process. This other character in question while he has a non intimidating frame is FAR more broken then Gru could ever fathom and yet size doesn't matter because the dood in question can shrink and still apprehend you with one arm anyways (said character is strong enough to leave one citezen with no visible spine). In fact said other character I am refering to is beyond smarter. Able to master inventory which can sense many time periods/universes that are also fictional to Nonexistent beings, said other character (funnily enough) ALSO built an entire NASA... But without much resources to go with yet he builds marvel's where he can make Non technological objects fly, to extremely durable ships like if they fall are unscathed like nothing, plus he upscales to his --own Minions-- Co-workers who taught the said worker how to replace Saturn's rings *with new ones... This happened...* And the Moon feat is sadly not as impressive when you really think of it. The Shrink Rays purposes is to reduce things *ALL THE WAY* other wise the Moon wouldn't even be able to be on Vectors ship when he took off because of the sheer ass weight, hell it was even on a Coffee cup! So the argument is fully void as the weight is as miniscule. It only wasn't until the Moons growth that it weighed down a lot of course, but Vector surviving the crushing of an object so heavy that it tilted *his entire ship... Multiple times (His ship is nearly half the size of the pyramid)* IS still impressive and its worthy of a Durability calc tbh as Gru is debatably stronger then Vector.

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 tf is wrong with you, talking about this guy who did all that and not saying a name

@@laserblast1832, Shoo you're right I apologize man, I should have specified that you are seeing him *right now...* My profile picture I meant just with a quick Google Image Search you may possibly know who he is, but you may recognize him the most from crossovering with Fortnite (of all things). I can see why most wouldn't recognize him right away as he's more known in México and Brazilian Portuguese regions, a character built to look as inoffensive, but in actuality is broken AF. Dont let the shows intro lyrics "Faster then a Turtle. Stronger then a Mouse. Etc." Fool you as it's but a facade like he actually DID all that in the series. I haven't even mentioned the time Mr. _Chapulin Colorado (The stronger dude I am referring to)_ survived clashing on to a lethal Asteroid that can level like 3 something places... --(I knew I should've stayed with my intial profile picture of the guy then some people would have recognized him)--

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 thanks bro

Adam Kwarren it can be called Gru Studies

ehhhhhhhhh about 2.3

hmm yes interesting. Haven’t seen your comments in a while

Shrek is a unit of time. Geez.

Shrek in ogre form is 7 feet tall. So Gru is exactly 2 Shreks tall. This lad is big af

hmm yes interesting. I only hope that is the next video

shit ur moth

yes

I laughed way too hard at this

stick ye nose in me ass hole daddy gru

nice

@God yes

2:43

He’s trash Lmao

He’d be proud

MatPat Is Smarter

Bobina Bobson maths

How mate

Just remember, even at the really deep, esoteric levels of math, there will still be memes that need to use them.

this is also why math exists according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its upine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Now, due to his godly height of 14 feet and the average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long, and weighs around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. With his speed of 200 meters per second if he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through a 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case

yep

He'd still be at least 12 foot though!

Actually, he’s only three minions tall, and they’re shorter ones. Which likely puts him between 6 and 7 feet tall (I’d estimate the minions are around 2 feet tall). His slouched posture barely affects it. So, he’s tall, but not massive. Which fits with the heights of everyone else. Given the standard height of floors as designated by code, his house is around 30-35 feet tall, or 3 stories. (Based on his neighbor’s 2 story homes.)

@@Real_Moon-Moon That's what I'm saying. The "average" minion is taller than the one used to measure Gru.

Yes. This shows how beautiful the human race is

Oscar Armstrong the tru land of the giants

Oscar Armstrong He is a little bit on his tippy toes soo

10 feet is still too tall, he should be 6 feet tall

Oscar Armstrong zzzz

I think we have to conclude that everyone we see in Despicable Me is extremely large. There is an infamous Starcraft calc ('Megameter Marines') which takes the laser projectiles at the speed of light and calculates based on this that the Terran Marine is 67,200km tall.

*true*

Probably tho

Carl from Jimmy neutron

Fiona from Shrek

Bongo Cat from Bongo Cat

Probably 15 ft

She wears heels

*wife

True

The only reason I liked was because I would be the 69th like. And I was. Losers.

Easy to explain, WUMBO BELT. They shrunk themselves. Or, yknow, made everyone else bigger.

The time that spongebob shrunk everyone

i literally have a meme on my channel named w u m b o.mp4 no joke

r/hmmm

MM and BB are average human size hasselhoff is just several hundred feet tall

but a rather small amount of replies

F.

Man is literally a titan

@@Yougotcaged102 how about a little more?

@@caylapelt that begs the question who would win between gru and the titains

lmao ikr

I’m partaking once more brothers

Back again

Gru is actually 6 foot tall

Lol that i find you here

I wasted 2 days of my life wathing ur stream of the dvd logo

Memetastic you’re late Why

The hype is real with the dvd logo

U n i t

Lmfaoo ikr 😂

HOW BIG ARE THE APPLES HE SQUISHES?! D:

Largest character in DM universe

I literally was just thinking of that

And how about Lucy?

Heels

I think you mean his goryl.

Than*

*gorl

His boss is like 25 meters taller than Hume too

*9999999 characters who could defeat Gru with the Tsar Bomb in 9999999 millenia decades*

Gru knows to go for the head

Well i would say beings that are higher than it like the one above all or the presence or the aurther him self

IEATCHEESEBURGER Studios 😏

Patthew Matrick: *Recovers script from Recycling Bin 2 weeks later*

i saw this in my feed, had a blast, checked out the channel and... dude's been offline for three years.

its slazo! i missed the man tbh. he left after getting hit with false allegations which was pretty harrowing, later it was proven false pretty concretely but by that point the damage has already been done. he owns the channel emkay though even if he doesnt publicly appear anymore.

Me for some reason.

Oh gods, I read 'quacking' and laughed my butt off for some reason, 'till I realized it was 'quaking'. Sorry, just wanted to get that out there.

666th like, ur welcome

Wait, from gru' s *rocket*

holy shit

That's high

wow

_Wheeze_

OH CRAP THATS SCARY

Cool Guy lmao this deserves an award

It's Margot, Agnes is the youngest one obsessed with unicorns 🦄

Make a SHREK v AGNES

Teacher: ok kids! Pop quiz! How tall is gru? Student: umm, this is collage why woul- Other student: He is 14 feet tall with a vveeeerrrryy looooooong............. nose.

"According to the size of a minion (3.5 ft.), how large is Gru, 4 minions tall?"

Yeah since we already know the answer

Someone said Gru is STRONGER than you Cause he can punch a shark

Gru works harder, better, faster, stronger.

I'm a breed between a blue whale ,a cheetah , Einstein and Jeff bezos so fuck you

DavisH Mayo senpi GRU teach me your ways

prismarineminer daft punk 🤣

Puffer Fish true 😂

Puffer Fish dm if he does

Cjc Thunderstrike lmao on what grounds?

Innocuous_Cat copy strike

Georgi Lazarov looks like you owe someone 5 bucks it was on marvels infinity war and was posted a day ago

Nah

Everyone can punch a shark if they're lucky. Btw punching a shark in the nose causes it to retreat.

@@mduis9532 Yes but he paralyzed the shark

Alpha which takes the impact that a 500 pound car crashing into a wall travelling at 30mph (3000 newtons) to shatter a spine

@@mduis9532 Anyone can punch a shark but, probably, at least 98% will have ineffective punches and as a result will be killed by shark. Only people that have a punch that emmits enough threatening force would force it to retreat.

@Danny Taquito i believe the owner of the Bank in the first movie is double his height

@@Gaara09X ummm thats short

Just Fate I’m trying to remember, I believe the guy at the fair game booth was taller

His gf wears heels, so remember that though

Either Lucy or that weird bank guy in the first film

Top ten most overpowered anime characters

Derek Gauman sharks have no spine

@@baconbitz7804 Of course sharks have a spine, they're vertebrates!

DweebTeambuilder Jones noooo

@@baconbitz7804 No, they do, you're just an idiot. www.gotscience.org/2015/12/preserving-soft-skeleton-backs-without-bones/

and at that moment, somewhere in the gru-niverse an immortal man was created

yeaah 3.5 feet was a little exagerated huh?

Like the kids are around the same height as the minions, so everyone is a freaking giant

A minion is a quarter of gru 14 divided by 3 is is 4 so the average minion is 4 feet tall

@@miaouxmiaouxnumber1fan So you're telling me that to get one quarter (1/4) of something, you divide it by 3. In the video he literally says the height of the minions yet you still got it wrong.

Bless you.

Million Ants *_y e s_*

Fr

Pokéfan 744 *grunit

what a unit

not in girth 😂

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I can't tell if this information is cursed or blessed

^^

God i cant get Dru Gru out of my damn mind

Space Wed it’s blursed

Yeah, well I never saw Dru grow.

MAKE THIS A SERIES

Agee

We must

* presses X *

Yes

lets see. I'm too lazy to do the width but I combined two cuts together side by side and found that the evil bank dude was taller than gru at a ratio of about 4/3. Meaning this guy has a total height of slightly under 19 feet! That is almost two goliaths or the approximate height of a fucking giraffe

Liked to be the 69th like

Yeah was an absolute unit.

Very large

*E X T R A T H I C C*

Create a problem that only you can solve. People pay you.

That house is 4 grus tall

Worth it.

16 years?

@@devinroling5895 I'm lost too

r/madlads

Heeels

Bruh he would be teachn at Harvard not learnin there, he already knows all that humankind has to offer

Gru University

@@abowloframennoodles6979 Gruniversity

Choc Chip welcome to Gruvard university

All the goodest bois go to grubridge

I got it in a ‘personalise your feed’ survey thing lol. It’s funny how the algorithm digs this stuff up.

@@kianandtheviolin I was just scrolling for a long time and got it as a "watch again" video, lol. The algorithm really has its ways of gathering us all here again and again every once in a while

Millennials funny grinion memes

unfunny minion memes you mean

I didn't think minions were boomer friendly

R34 artists: funny gru meme yes

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Yeah, his speed is not dependent on his size

@@masterofdoots5965 That wasn't the point. The point is that he can dodge MISSILES

@@rebeccacummings6697 That's what I said, it doesn't matter how large he is, he's still fast as fuck

@@masterofdoots5965 Oh, ok

he is a smooth criminal

r/whoosh

@@altonparker4328 noooo

This man really said 14 feet tall

I found you

Gonna wait for someone to continue the sentence

momo He's already working on it, it should be up tomorrow.

lmao

So is my priest

Yeetus deluts im a fetus xD

Ooof

What happened in 1845

Edgy Barney no man that’s his killstreak

Ethan Keddy why do you have to make me have nightmares now...

My dreams have been infested by this thought

Thanks I have nightmares of gru killing me in my sleep much appreciated

Speedy Racer 4 w h y

Speedy Racer 4 dear gosh they have gotten much worse now

Bruh imagine him trying to beat his meat

Wouldn't it make sense that a minion would be 1.5m? That's reasonable. So 1. 5 x 4 = 6. So he would be 6 feet

@@Cecil_Arjun you can't stand while you're 14 feet tall. Nit even the tallest man Robert Wadlow could walk stable. So how would double someone his height be able to walk?

@@kcool3483 because he's an absolute unit

@@Bigjosher_poo people were gru's height back then

Yoshi the friendly dino no

Next, the absolute size of Thanos

Avengers: Grufinity war

Purple shrek vs the absolute lad: Gru

Gru vs Chuck Norris

Comment award

Lumbago Man you should get the profile name award uncle

Nigel ::: haha.

I'ma Go Get my Gas Mask And Flamethrower

him probably would not need to shrink the moon to move it or use the rocket to get out of orbit

Why is gru scared of his dog. One punch and that dog is dead. The dog should be scared.

But doesn't vector also hold the moon? That would mean vector has about the same strength as gru

Ethan Keddy battle of gods 2.0

Ethan Keddy 🔺

CimlyAnimations Einstein is q u a k i n g in his g r a v e

-39 iq

*w o k e*

-5 IQ for not calculating his super human reaction speed during the missile scene.

CimlyAnimations 1000th like m8

Ellen Singleton Math*

No No UK exists

Fernando Alves Maths isn’t a word

No No Yes it is, look it up.

No No It's short for 'mathematics'. What is 'math' short for?