If Illumination Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 

Let me know what villains you want to feature in part 2!!!!

Gru getting 3 years and then a 7 bucks fine in the same scene is wild.

Getting 112 years AND 2 life sentences in prison is just such a Vector moment

I love how Gru received a life sentence and was in infinite debt, and then he has “points off his license”.

I love how during this entire video gru or vector weren’t charged for possession of illegal firearm. I guarantee neither of them have a licence for it.

Wouldn’t Gru lying about being a dentist also be impersonating a medical professional?

Can I just comment on the fact that Gru apparently has the endurance to withstand several missile blasts, the reflexes to dodge multiple missiles, and the strength to literally backhand Vectors shark?

Additional offenses: O'hare 2:09 - Unlawful Search & Seizure. He did not have a search warrant, nor would he even have the authority to execute the search anyway Vector 5:25 - Operating an unregistered aircraft and he more than likely does not have a pilot license Gru 7:29 - Property Damage, Leaving the scene of an accident 7:40 - Attempted Murder 7:43 - Trespassing, Destruction of Property, Breaking & Entering 7:56 - Operating an unregistered aircraft, doing so without a license, safety violations 9:39 - Breaking & Entering, Destruction of Property 9:41 - None of them appear to be wearing a seatbelt, 1 additional count of Operating an unregistered vehicle 10:26 - Child Endangerment 11:22 - Operating an unregistered spacecraft, doing so without a license, and Criminal Negligence resulting in Bodily Harm (The Surfers were injured as a direct result of his actions)

5:56 I find it quite nice for Gru to add some tips to the jar, proves he isn’t THAT bad.

I like how Gru does more villainous acts unknowingly than he does trying to be a villain, and people said he wasn’t cut out for it, sure proves them wrong.

I like how basically he is in prison forever, has to pay an infinite amount of damage. When 5 minutes ago he had to pay 7 dollars for theft.

4:45 The computer states that the missiles are heat seeking so if an airplane is in the vacinity of the missiles the missiles would lock on. Considering most comercial planes don't have flares this could endanger civilians

Ohare is actually confirmed to be a Zillionare ($1,000,000,000,000,000) from a line in the opening song. So his fine would be $2,000,000,000,000,000 assuming he made exactly one zillion. Love ur vids man, keep up the great work!

Let’s not forget that Vector also held the girls away from Gru unless he gave him the Moon, which could probably be considered ransom, that’s an extra ten years for Vector.

I like how once Gru takes the moon, he has a charge more than Vector. Thus showing that stealing the moon is the greatest achievement of a super villain.

With Vector, you forgot about all the military grade weaponry that's not only illegal to own, but was either stolen or bought on the black market.

Gru also needs a breaking and entering charge as well as trespassing because literally cut a hole in the wall and came INSIDE vector's property.

I'm absolutely dying over the "life sentence" being followed by a "points off his license" 💀

I feel like Grand Larceny would be an understatement because of how massive of a theft stealing the Moon would be. But given how there isn’t a name for a crime like this I can understand that being the the crime you would give.

Me, imagining him sitting on the couch, watching movies in a row with a pen and paper, analyzing every single detail checking if it’s a law or not

8:54 It is really funny how they thought that was blood, but actually that was juice from her juice box 😂

for those saying "boobytrapping is illegal" none of those were acutally automatic to be considered "boobytraps", they were controlled by vector in real time so it counts as weapons and not traps, no charges

Side note for vector, he gets away with those traps only because they are manually activated. Otherwise they would be classified as boobytraps and considered illegal.

I would like to add that Vector and Gru both evade taxes, Vector most likely disassembled the pyramid ie destroyed it to move it AND *Gru has literal nuclear(not radiation warning like on some radar warheads, but literal nukes) warning on one of the missiles his car is armed with.*

The songs he plays when he doesn’t want to get copyrighted are fire

This dude came outa nowhere and instantly started releasing bangers.

Aloysius O' Hare is an example of never judge a book by its cover

5:16 Wouldn’t also planning to use his piranha gun be attempted animal abuse, if that’s a thing?

5:14 That perfectly cut scream

vector using pirrhanas as weapons would also probably count as owning exotic wildlife which could be invasive, resulting in a hefty fine

I do appreciate that at the end for Gru's he got some points off his license. Like, man's already got life sentences, millions in fines, etc. The fact his license isn't just revoked would be astonishing at thar point.

LIST OF THE CRIMINALS: 1 Aloysius O’ Hare: 0:00 2 Vector: 2:27 3 Gru: 5:35

11:11 Remove the mutilation sentence, that same exact minion changes back into normal size during the space sequence.

3:55 I dont know why but the narrator giving a full proffessional analysis as to why this is a crime over slow mo footage of Gru getting absolutely devoured is just hilarious to me

I laughed so hard at the $7 fine Gru got for stealing coffee lol. That's probably the smallest actual crime anyone will commit in this series

There's something you forgot to add: At 9:45, in addition to Gru's Reckless Driving charge, we see that the person on the guardrail is fishing. However, Gru accidentally knocks him over with the vehicle. Although the sea/water is right next to the person, he probably got serious injured due to the hard surface of the cliff. Due to this, I don't think this poor man made it alive. I'm counting this as Manslaughter. Even in a case where the person managed to survive, that may have been Battery. Also, if the person survived or died, this would (maybe) be Reckless Endangerment since he was on a cliff and was very close to falling off. (wait nevermind hes reckless endangering himself). (also the fishing pole might've broke so ill count that as property damage and would make gru pay atleast 35 dollars.) Because of the Manslaughter and Property Damage charges, Gru's sentence would be 90.25 years, $infinite criminal damage (infinity+35=infinity), 2 life sentences, his lair being shut down, and points taken off his license.

O’hare probably also got a really long amount of time for mass pollution and the control he had, and basically stating that oxygen was not a human right, the way a guy from nestle said “water is not a human right”.

Airport security: "Got any contraband with you?" Vector with a suspiciously pyramid backpack: "Nope. No contraband."

Crazy how O' Hare had to pay tons of money and maximum of 6 years, but then Vector with his first crime immediately gets smacked with 40 years, and way less money.

this is too good, make part 2!!!

You COULD make an exception as its generally stated and ruled(from my knowledge) that in areas that you arent expected to have privacy, its not illegal to film/record, but also the cameras are probably WAY too close to many houses, which kind of screws over his whole immunity

I like how in addition to life in prison and Infinite monetary reparations, Gru also has to worry about some points off his liscense and by far the scariest thing, OSHA Violations

The fact that you only used one movie for Gru is very impressive in his feats

10:49 That man did cheat during his game, but that isn’t really an excuse to destroy his property.

I would argue that all of vectors traps are illegal as even though grute was on his property there are still limits to what responses are legal. A good example of this is the case of the shotgun booby trap. A land owner set up a shot gun trap to defend his valuables in a home he didn't occupy. It ended up blowing a guys leg off when he tried to rob the place. The thief was arrested and charged with his crimes, but he later sued the land owner over this incident as it was such an extreme thing and he actually won.

I love how he mentioned Reckless Driving, as if he didn’t just commit Manslaughter while sending an old man tumbling down a cliff 9:55

There hasn't really been any fictional villain that has committed any more type of crimes than Gru, and he achieved just that. He gets more points for his crimes from childhood as well.

Love how you put O'hare at the bottom of the mugshot! Hilarious!!

7:55 I think you should’ve a,so added breaking and entering, as well as trespassing (Idk if trespassing overrides breaking and entering bcz they the same thing kinda)

I'd like to argue that Vector should get charged for reckless endangerment for every tra- defence he has that aims onto the street. Since they can be activated by what appears to be a regular keyboard, there's a chance he could accidentally activate the traps on random people, thus either killing or seriously harming them

I love how Gru still tips after freezing several people.

Are you going to do a full version of Gru's crimes in the future? (like he also commited many crimes further in the franchise)

0:12 = this song is copyrighted i can't include it

During the Vector part, you also could've gotten him for multiple counts of owning illegal fireworks and firearms, as well as reckless endangerment and destruction of property (Roads and sidewalks, and there is no doubt due to the size of the explosion that bystanders had their ear drums suffer major damage, actually get caught in the explosion, or have their residencies destroyed or damaged.)

Because of the case Katko v. Briney, Vector would also be charged for the traps he has on his property. The case basically says that a homeowner can’t set deadly traps on their property to cause harm to a trespasser

Well, these cases would heavily or entirely depend if these crimes happened in US jurisdiction, as well as the statue of limitations if these people escape long enough for most or all of the crimes they've been charged with to be automatically dropped. Obviously, Vector and Gru's crimes happened in the US, but O'hares case didn't happen in the US (not to mention if it happened on Earth at all)

Fun fact: Brat, Vector, and El Macho all three are the human evil versions of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles

Also, if you look at Gru's missiles on the plane, there are nuclear symbols on some of them. This goes into actual War Crime territory of the usage of Nuclear Weaponry

90 years and three months in federal prison, life without bail, a VERY hefty criminal charge that includes stealing the moon, his workplace being shutdown, and points off his license, and this is just in one movie. Let's not forget that this went as far as his childhood, and in the third movie, he went back to villainy, albeit briefly. Not to mention some illegal acts he may have caused in the second movie.

For Vector, you forgot Blackmail/Extortion when he decided to keep the Gorls when Gru gave the moon

7:43 the guy in the background running left and right just makes this scene so much funnier 😂

I don't think the lack of safeguards and hard hats could count, as minions are considered invulnerable. The anti gravity Potion leading to a minion floating to space is definitely a violation though

For Vector, his traps that hurt Gru during the trespassing are actually illegal aswell beacuse you cant boobytrap your home. Stealing the moon would also cause massive destruction on earth and would probably be the highest form of terrorism.

That "car" Gru drives is definitely illegal.

this man is literally a judge i love these videos there so good

You could argue that the handrails in the factory are unnecessary given that the minions are immortal and would not be injured or killed by a fall.

Gru was just wanting to be a villain. He does have a change of heart at the end of the first film, and while he did some pretty “despicable” things, he’s not really evil.

Imagine getting something like a law degree and using it for this. I love it.

For the missiles part at 4:52 I guess you could say that was gross negligence due to the missiles being “heat seeking” and being fired. It’s not just that it is the distance they traveled before the target was locked maybe even 12 miles away.

Something about Gru getting a $7 fine for stealing the coffee just cracks me up.

O'Haire had the largest fine, Vector had the longest sentences, and Gru had the most actions against him

11:38 That "ahh! " was weirdly wholesome. Lol.

Vector's possession of military-grade munitions definitely violates ATF regulations on destructive devices, and his irresponsible use of them would most likely cause massive damage to public property. If that detonation at 4:10 ruptured underground utilities, then he'd be in even more trouble. Interestingly, his use of red-bellied piranhas as ammunition, while animal abuse, does not violate any protected wildlife acts. Red-bellied piranhas are the single most common piranha species, and are not considered endangered or threatened in any way. Gru also owns and uses ATF-regulated destructive devices. In addition to fraud, impersonating a medical doctor is a felony. Vector and Gru are also committing major FAA violations by intruding on controlled airspace (they're operating above the clouds, which definitely puts them in Class A airspace) and by flying in homemade aircraft, likely without getting airworthiness certificates.

Man, when this guy runs out of movies I'd kill to see him cover video games. Could you IMAGINE what a video like this on the Sly Cooper games would be?

Can stealing The Moon be counted as merely Grand Larceny? I feel like that's a crime of such magnitude and with such negative, if not cataclysmic, consequences that they'd have to invent a whole new criminal charge and probably see it tried in an international court...

Ohare’s photo being lower on the mugshot was a great touch 😂

Video idea: what if the belchers (bobs burgers) were charged for their crimes

How does Vector get less of a fine for stealing a millennia old monument than O’Hare gets for running a 30 year old monopoly!

I just love how Gru went from being the most horrible parent to dressing up as a fairy god mother for his child’s birthday party.

0:00 Case 1 2:27 Case 2 5:35 Case 3

That song at the start got in my head

A couple days late, but something else worth mentioning are weapon laws. Not only is possession of a deadly weapon a crime in certain places (e.g. Gru bringing the fireball gun to the fair) but if we assume Despicable Me is set in America, weapon manufacturers require a licence, something no villains would have. This means that you can add the illegal manufacture of deadly weaponry to the list of crimes.

That's quite an impressive list for Gru. Guess his dream is achieved

11:36-He's so happy and silly I love him

You forgot add vandalism for vector’s crime because he painted the pyramid of Giza and painting a famous landmark is the largest form of vandalism

It's also illegal to have Booby traps even on your own property or in your own home. So vector having those guns and that punching fist guarding his hideout is another charge.

I love how Gru is randomly fined 7 dollars and points off his driving licence (Which I'm not sure if he has one because I don't know which kind of licence allows you to drive that) along all these serious crimes... And OSHA violations

Vector in the bank scene should also get harassment too. Gru doesn’t want to talk or interact with him.

I just realized that vector should be also charged for possession of missles,guns,etc.(also, idk if he has a license for the guns.)

In Gru's defense, he did go to rescue the girls when Vector kidnapped them, and the moon was ultimately returned. Vector got himself stuck there of his own accord.

Aren't the envioremental effects of Gru stealing the moon considered a crime? I don't know which one its considered, but its probably a war crime (death sentence or life in prison). It could also be considered negligence too because he didn't consider the envioremental impacts this would cause.

As I watch this video I begin to wonder how screwed we'd all be if Gru thought to "steal" the sun instead of the moon- I began to think about this and came to a conclusion... assuming Gru did infact shrink the sun using the shrink ray...given the fact that the shrink ray does alter the properties of the object in question(given that the moon could be held on earths surface which indicates the moon had its mass shrunken along with its size, because if the moon was still had it's original mass despite it's shrunken size, Gru would have been flattened like a pancake bringing it to the earths surface) We can assume that by shrinking the sun to be able to fit in the palm of ones hand, it would already create a cataclysmic issue in the solar system as the lesser massed star would no longer be able to pull the planets and keep them in stable orbit...at least for the duration of it being shrunk...however the more size/mass an object has also determines how fast it regrows...given it took roughly a few hours for the moon to go back to it's original size(I think)...and the fact the sun is...a lot bigger than the moon...I wanna estimate it'd take a few minutes...or even a few seconds...would these minutes change anything? It might? I dunno...but the seconds part would most likely hardly be noticeable, though it would be interesting to know if the suns temperature would be the same...and if so...Gru wouldn't be able to get close enough to take it as he would immediately melt away from the suns heat even if shrunken... so assuming he tried to get the sun...would we all be in trouble? unlikely but possible...good thing he targeted the moon and not the sun tho anyway XD

You can substitute $infinite criminal damage for a lifetime of community service, since there is no way he can possible pay all that.

Wouldn't 9:37 be a breaking and entering charge? Not only did Gru trespass on Vector's property, he destroyed a piece of his wall and entered his home against Vector's will.

Keep in mind that that was only Despicable Me 1 meaning Gru still has a lot of crimes to be judged for

3:41 could be wrong but im pretty sure even if its your land you are not allowed to set up deadly/extremely dangerous traps to trespassers on your land

O’Here can be excused as he says in the extended version he says “I sell them something they can get for free” and the people are happy and content with buying the air AS IF it were needed.

Gotta love how Gru committed more crimes but gets less punishment than Vector

8:36 “Do you really think this is an appropriate place for little kids? Because it’s not.” Margo was able to expose Gru for his child endangerment and negligence there.

You forgot about the laws of physics. The moon's density was decreased despite being shrunken, indicating destruction of matter.