The Acolyte Episode 7 Review: Make JEDI Great Again!!!! 

The failure of one The failure of two The failure of Diiiiisneeeyyyy

I'm convinced that this show was greenlit in order to buy the silence of Lesley Headland and KK because they know where the Weinstein/Disney board skeletons are buried.

You know why we root for the Jedi? They tried so hard to portray the Jedi as the bad guys, that they forgot to portray the main characters as the good guys.

Remember when Darth Vader used his Walmart metal detector to sense that Obi-Wan was on board Death Star? That was great...

Ah yes the 180 million dollar prop metal detector to search for the penny script

As far as creation is concerned, they have no idea what they are doing. As far as destroying the things we revere, they're master class.

Making your whole base out of flammable stone has got to be a violation of Ocupational Safety and Health Administration rules

'Lesbian communist space witches when in a volatile situation and decide to become terrifying smoky spectres...' "It's just a prank bro"

Robyn Hood was actually better written. Let that sink in.

Turns out lesbian space witches are just like generation stations on the power grid. As soon as their cycles are out of sync they all shut down.

According to Disparu, $9 000 a second.

I lost it at “shouldn’t have bought the flammable stone luv” 💀

I'm here to watch Az lose his mind so I don't lose mine!

We now return to "Az Losing His Mind" episode 7 😂

"A Jedi and a Padawan climb a mountain..." I thought that was going to be an opening to a joke.

When Tolkien said that evil cannot create anything he was right. Unless they are leeching off someone else's work those clowns cannot do anything creative because that would require having a soul, a thing they sold for success.

Wait, so the big twist, the big reveal that master Squidgame announced 4-5 times before getting interrupted was ... 🥁 There is no f*cking twist! It happened just as we assumed it did in episode 3? Genius Leslye, genius! 👏

O please KK knows exactly what she is doing, she is a spoil brat that is destroying a toy that she can't have so no one else can have it.

>Mae really did try to kill OSHA for no reason >Horny Mommy is the one to talk her into it >Diverse Mommy tried to kill Mae cuz she’s innately evil & will ruin OSHA life if left alive >Sol attacked in reflexive defense of a child >Coven died of strain controlling one Wookie How are the witches victims of anything but their own arrogance & possessiveness? How are the Jedi evil for at most jumping the gun against child abusers & seeming-murderous shadow dust monsters? I’d say these people need morality coaches, but given how they behave IRL, just chuck them straight to jail.

I love that the fandom is not letting anyone forget that Lesbian Headlamp used to be HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Thank you for watching this so we don't have to. This actually managed to be worst than the Sequels. Wow this is an epic fail.

The Jedi can sense life and feelings by using the force, they have sensors they've been using on that planet for 7 weeks, and at the most basic level, they have eyes to see. And for 7 weeks they never saw a giant castle?

The writers are so morally confused they don't recognize who is actually in the wrong in their own story!

Me, hearing a Jedi climbed a mountain: "Guess force jump doesn't exist...."

"we been here for seven weeks and we've found no signs of life!" An entire forest of living flora and some random blue butterfly things around them: "Are we nothing to you Whitey Mcfly?"

If fire can burn in space, then stone is flammable, it just makes sense .

Not having a father in the home is the problem.

I am waiting for the scene where they fly back to Coruscant and Master Trinity decides she doesn't want to go after all, so she jumps out of an airlock and starts to swim back, where she will conveniently meet totally not a sith chap floating on a 'space raft' in space...

So was the Wookie using his metal detector to search for the plot or where the budget went in this dumpster fire?

"Why is this show so stupid?" Because THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT STAR WARS IIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

"Why did you buy the flammable stone and steel" That whole bit had me cackling. XD

"We found no sign of life". I guess a forest with giant bugs doesn't count...

Dreaming of a Batgirl - Acolyte crossover. $350 million should be enough to make it happen.

This show is the power of MONEY LAUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRING!

“I can hold these two bridge halves up, but there’s no way I can grab both of these kids in midair with the Force.” MaKE It mAkE SeNsE!!!

This is the equivalent of Palpaltine turning the exhaust port of the Deathstar into a unsecured tourist attraction.

I still can't believe that all those witches possessed one wookie jedi, only it's not strong enough against another single jedi's power to sever the possession. So much for "ThE pOwEr Of MaNy!!!" 🤣

"That's not how the Force works!" - Han Solo

Disney thought Ep. 3 was so flawless that they had to show us again, but from the perspective of the Jedi so we could catch the 'excitement' from both angles... Why are the Jedi carrying all that guilt when they didn't do anything, but try to be the good guys?!?! Their deaths are even more pathetic and demeaning now....

"They are searching the planet for good writing." I dont know why this made me laugh as much as it did.

Well according to Disney sources this is absolutely the best writing they’ve ever seen. Us old Star Wars fans are just delusional because we still grasp on to the old ideas of making things make sense. Didn’t you realise now that you can do or say anything and it immediately becomes cold hard fact in today’s world? If you don’t agree with it then you are just a toxic hater? Sigh …… I miss the good old days 😢

The "metal detector" scene (blink and you'll miss it. They jump cut locations like a TikTok video) ...The "metal detector" scene is literally a Metal detector. I kid you not, Disney's Audio description mode explicitly refers to it as "METAL DETECTOR" 💀💀

They landed on a random location on a planet, which happened to be walking distance from where the force users, who didn't come from the planet which was the reason the Jedi expected to find force users on the planet, happened to settle.

28:28 "Fire KK...from a fucking trebuche, into the fucking sun!" Dude, stop. I can't breathe over here! Hahahaha!

Someone pointed out that the entirety of Babylon 5's 110 45 minute episodes adjusted for inflation cost less than this 8 episode disaster. Let that sink in. That show won so many awards for special effects back then so even though it's dated that was top of the line stuff back then. And they had 1 writter.

One of the commie-space-force- "ladies" had extra nonlady bits, so the question behind the twin's parentage is now solved. It was the all-inclusive, super diverse, totally normal "woman" behind it the entire time

The accent you used for the inspector of the lesbian fortress pointing out the faulty wiring and lack of fire extinguishers was better than anything Disney put out star wars related.

The cat in A Quiet Place Day One is a better actor than those kids

Don't forget that this plot means the jedi let a force vergant being to leave unmonitored due to her washing out of training. This is a new force born existence we are talking about.

Sol is collecting Moss and behind him is Carrie-Anne Moss, Carrying Moss.

The question remains: how many RU-vidrs would spontaneously combust if a Batgirl-Acolyte-Female Hulk Crossover happened.

Tom Servo "Rock climbing Joel." Joel "Ya, Rock Climbing..."

😂 This show would still tank even if it was marketed as a comedy or parody. 😂

All the fire is because of the old misunderstanding - the "inflammable" stone is the same as thing as the "flammable" stone.

"This planet should be uninhibited due to a Hyperspace accident." This confirms Lesbian Headlamp doesn't know how the Hyperspace routes were formed. If the planetoid is orbiting a star, they would be fine. The Hyperspace drives would prevent you from firing if they detect you could cause damage to a planet and stop you from getting too close. Even during the formation of the Hyperspace routes they did so through a series of micro jumps never getting too close to any star/solar system (refining them closer, later). The larger danger are rogue planetoids, black holes, and potential debris in random space. Addendum: Just as an addition. In Hyperspace these ships are moving multiple times the speed of light. The Galactic Republic is about 20000 years old. If the planet had been involved in a Hyperspace crash, it would need to reform from space dust over millions of years.

Philosophy Tube: “IT IS MA’AM, JEDI!“

The one question that keeps going through my mind is, "HOW is this Star Wars?".

The Acolyte is using anger to turn Az to the dark side.

So here is a terrifying prospect. Spike head evaporated away so they could officially have/show a dark side user 'become one with the force'

The Jedi were searching the planet for a decent script to read from... they found nothing.

Even Grace Randolph criticised it!! You know it’s bad if even the ultimate Disney shill can’t find anything nice to say!

2 girls 1 force 😂😂😂

the $180,000,000 probably went to shut up the victims of Harvey and Leslye. Xoxo

Kelnacca looks like the love child of Santa Claus and Big Foot.

People need to start calling them out for using flashbacks in EVERY Disney Star Wars production. Lucas just threw us in at the deep end for every film he made and expected good writing to help us understand backstories, but Disney just show a flashback. Flashback to young Mando, flashback to young Boba, Flashback to young Andor, flashback to young Ahsoka, flashback to young Rey, flashback to young Kylo Ren, flashback to young Leia training as a Jedi. It has become as lazy and repetitive a Disney trope as surviving lightsaber stabbings and padding out runtime.

It's literally on top of a freakin mountain. How the hell can you miss that 😂

The way you shouted "FORCE SENSITIVE PEOPLE!" honestly made me almost spit out the wine I was drinking. Because that was hilarious and on point.

They could have had Sol only save May and feel regret not saving the right one, but try his best next 16 years hoping May turns good. Then it was Osha who feels jilted by the Jedi for not trying their best saving her and seeking revenge that they chose the evil sister.

Thank you Disney Star Wars! My lawn has never looked better!

Only one episode left in The Adventures of Meh and Oshit. I'd like to say it can't get any worse, but you know it always does.

🎵"May didn't start the fire... it was always burning since the world was turning." 🎵

I loved the repairman talking code violations LOL

The Acolyte needs to be deleted from Disney+. Don't even make physical copies. This should not be preserved at all. Erase it from all existence.

Aside from the fact that Jedi masters should sense things inherent to the Force......let's scan an entire planet with a sensor than can cover , in a good day, one square kilometer. To scan an entire planet I imagine it would take..... let me calculate.... a few million years. Where did they find these writers? At a garden sale of failed science fiction writers with drug and alcohol problems?

Danny Glover on the bog "I'm too old for this shit!"

The Wookie Jedi with the metal detector looks like he/they/it/ze/air is weed-eating.

It’s obvious the writers write with crayons … after they’ve eaten lots of crayons.

"The Acolyte, rhymes with shite..." Jesus F*ing Christ! I laughed so hard! xD

Imagine what Drinker could do with 180 million dollars... We are in the WRONG timeline. 😢

Don't you know how expensive is non-flammable stone?!!,and the why the base was concealed on the top of a mountain is that you would have to look Up to find It,( and hurt your neck on the process...)no Jedi would do that after spending hours and hours looking down with the "Force-detectors"...sorry I mean "Thread-detectors" ...Do I have to explain everything?!

Flashbacks aren't inherently a problem. The bad writing, however, absolutely is.

The final episode of this show should be a man in Jedi robes. He slowly turns to camera. He has his hood up, so you just see his eyes. Then, he gradually removes the hood revealing Neil Breen. That’s the only way any of this makes sense. It’s made by someone who has no idea how to make anything, like Breen

funny how a jedi master can use the force to keep two platforms that easily weigh hundreds of pounds each from falling but he cannot use it to force levitate two 90 pound girls to safety. He has force sense but no common sense.

We don't need space suits with oxygen supplies on this UNINHABITABLE planet with trees and grass! DONT YA GET IT?😂

HVBF ........You are absolutly my favourite way to watch Disney SW without having to watch Disney SW

[Robyn Hood noises] intensify😂

Sol is carryin' moss 😂

My review of this episode is that there are glimmers of an interesting story but its like its banging on a window of its own nightmare unable to get the attention of the cast passing be because theyre too busy metal detecting moss and feeling bad for defending themselves against 50 angry women passive aggressively attacking them with bad vibes.

You say they have no idea what they're doing. I say the only idea they've had since purchasing Lucasfilm was the complete and utter desctruction of the franchise.

Well at least its great to make fum of all this nonsense

Padawan Torbin set the events of the Jedi going back to the fortress in motion. However, it would not have mattered because Mae still set the fire. Even if Torbin had not run off to the fortress, Mae would still have burned down the base.

Exactly right Az. Modern Star Wars glosses over how quickly the Jedi go from fuzzy and huggy to deadly as soon as they catch a whiff of the dark side. There would have been no nonsense at all. Dark side witches would be killed immediately.

The prequels had some bad moments by accident due to realistic reasons and some other "wtf" moments These shows are just bad on purpose. They have all the money and power to make a beautiful show- but fall short due to having so much focus on irrelevant plot revealing for the sake of some buildup that never really pays off. Why does Disney keep betting on that method lmao Lucas made some mistakes, but this show is committing murder and completely oblivious to it due to arrogance, its not ignorance considering theyre literally doubling down on it and now going on live TV Shows and ridiculing fans due to a couple bad apples on social media, oh wow what a surprise! Someone said something mean online! I guess FaceBook taught these people nothing. Like imagine Disney and all these goons thinking how insignificant we are, ignoring us at every corner- then turning around and going on TV to say that we're all doing these horrible things and its all our fault. Notice how they dont acknowledge the good we try to push but now they make it seem like an attack from us because it suits their agenda They can make music videos about race and discriminative against white people just because the show is badly received. Who's racist again?

Grumpy Grandpa here. I am glad that you are watching it. It saves me from having to go to therapy.😂😂😂👍

This guy looks like he doesn’t get enough sleep. He’s sacrificing his sleep to watch the acolyte for us. What champ

Good effort Az. For six episodes you stood strong. The seventh was so bad it almost broke you.

My wife wants to watch this show. I already have through Az and Disparu. And it is so much more entertaining. 😂

Robbin hood sound will never get boring 😂😂. Every time it's🔥🔥🔥

Disney and Amazon are going to one day have Az carried out the door of his house in a catatonic state, foaming at the mouth, while the neighbors watch in terror. His brother will comment to the authorities : he was just doing a review on his channel🤷🏻‍♂.

Thanks, AZ, you've made me laugh out loud so many times ... I can't tell you how therapeutic it is. I love you on every forum I've ever seen/heard you in, and let me tell you, it's so good to get a few good soul-lifting cranium-soothing belly laughs when I need them most. Don't ever stop!!!!!