The Actress - SNL 

its because they heard their momma saying that

@@dturpin2638 lmaaooooo

Istg I've seen your profile somewhere before

True artists recognise a fellow artist.

That's because they too... are serious actors who looked deep in their characters... in multiple ways.

always - also playing a bad actor can only be done by good ones.

Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive, pure gold

But can you act as an actor trying to act as an actor trying to act?

*trying to overact (FTFY)

Anna ***** James Franco as tommy Wiseau

It's so true. Incredible and so natural.

Makes you wish this was a real movie

She acts so good that it makes the sketch almost tragic when it should be funny.

Too true! "How do I let you go" LOL

Yeah, she needs to get some big time award for work like this....a Nobel prize maybe. Celebrity fans are so dumb

Over 8 million views? Not TOO underrated.

Use of the word underrated in any comment on any subject guarantees "likes".

This is one of my favorites: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jVhlJNJopOQ.html

Papyrus!!!

I've watched it so many times!

THAT line 😂😂😂

This line got me too. LOL

Hahahahaa

#thingsallheterosexualguyssay

LOL!!!

It's the commas that make it.

@Pretzel Boggins - no, it's underlining the subtext that he's gay.

"i will love you [a woman] forever"

6666 likes and 6 comments holy moly

@@tejaswoman I think it better exemplifies the fact that women's roles are merely supportive in Hollywood movies. She doesn't even have a name. She is just A woman

I dated that girl.

​@@dmlevittwhat girl??

@@leif1075 exactly no one knows

I always watch them together when I think about best snl moments.. simply brilliant skits

They're both written by Julio Torres, who also wrote The Sink and Wells For Boys. He's done a comedy special and he wrote and stars in a great comedy show called Los Espookys.

Don't forget "Santa Baby"!

Maybe the two actors in them should do a movie together or two

Holy smokes- I just randomly watched "Papyrus" and commented that it reminded in a way to "The Actress" cuz Ryan and Emma commit SO FULLY to these characters and it made me want to rewatch this one...🤣🤣🤣

Why is the acting better in this than in La La Land omg!!??

George Vyvyan very debatable

George Vyvyan she should’ve won her Oscar for The Favourite over La La Land imo

@@braydenfitzsimmons6824 100% agree. Olivia Coleman and Rachel weisz were both exceptional too. all 3 deserved awards for that film.

@@braydenfitzsimmons6824 nah regina king and rachael weisz

Fantastic

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ikr

I saw Ty Mitchell the porn star was there I didn’t notice but then I saw his face at the end I can’t believe it 😔

@@simphiwemphurwana3277pop

I wonder if that's an actual practice for women in men's gay porn. I know they're non-union and have no real recourse.

Food's become so expensive that a voucher is much appreciated during these harsh times.

Corey Johnson lmfaoooooo

🤣🤣

Lol right

In that instance, she actually started using Godson as his name since he wasn't given a name. Clever.

That's the fucking joke........

I don't think Grace understands how deep this film will penetrate the shithole of a world we call out home.

No it isn't, McDonald

sounds like someone who was recently cheated on

It is if your an ugly loser lol

it is very interesting idea

underrated comment 😂

@@gmaxx663 thank you :)

@@TheFuzzypuddle :)

@@gmaxx663 What is the rating of this comment?

@@ontheruntonowhere exquisite/10

90% of all female roles. That's the point.

@@PhoenixProdLLC no, that's wrong.

@@polin1710 have you seen gay porn because hes right

Same

Sounds like my love life :(

hahahaha omg yes

Lmao

"Why is godson staying over?"😂

Let's get her on "What's that name?"

@@scipioafricanus5871 "You've been friends with Godson's mother for 25 years. You were the first one to know she was pregnant and the second to see him after he was born. For the last year you have seen Godson about 100 times as you were entering your home and he was leaving. You have also woken up with him laying by your husband about a dozen times. What's his name?"

She has an Oscar, pretty sure she'll manage.

Breathe in deep.

ok relax

That's quite a subjective opinion.

​@@atlantic_love God help us there's people who think that opinions can be anything but subjective

the slip, almost sprains her ankle, was kind of awesome when you think about it

"actually"

I thought the same. A little too real, both the situation and the character.

@@jaivas16 " kind of awesome"

Essino Dub it was I almost cried when she said I forgive you

Derexican Does he play xbox😂

Braincube 013 no it’s one of those old school consoles with the huge joysticks

@@braincube013 I'm confused lol

Derexican I know how much you like batteries...... Xbox..... no...... damn thought people would get it😰

She has an oscar she doesn't need no Emmy awards

Don't we all, lol. It's such a waste of passion and brilliance to only get scraps early in your career.

I thought she was the one who wasn't nailed:P

HAHHAAA YESS

There are rumours that this is actually one of the deleted scenes

Omg!! Exactly what I thought 😂😂😂

Otherwise

@@Nikaaay you wouldn't!!

Yes THE WOMAN bin😂😂😂

which accents?

Lavendelchen the “transatlantic” that many black and white film stars used. A mixture of English and upper class American

Yeah lol it reminds me of Gone girl

Unfortunately she was denied at the Emmy's. The judges said they could see her puss.

Just looked up his Twitter... damnnnnn

lmao yes! i thought I'm the only one that noticed.

I think the other actor is also an actual porn star😂

Grand O’Brien’s favorite porn star???

I forgot it was emma and only saw deirdra

Always been a fan of Emma Stone for her humour. But now (in an SNL skit, weird), I feel the power of her acting. When she teared up and forgave Jared, I teared up. It was only 5 seconds but SO real. I rewatched that part like 10 times and now I'm crying. Dunno if this is quarantine brain or if Emma Stone is THAT devastatingly amazing as an actor.

@@Lee-fw9mr good thing they forgot to edit it out

Emma is a gem!

how did she not get the oscar nom for this

My friends and I will randomly say "Jared" to each other in the flat way she does lmao

I know. For that last take it was trance-breaking.

But she didn't think to give Godson a name.

@TheKimberlydw That was exactly what i was thinking lmao love that show

Jah-wred

EchoRhythm.TV lol

Pause lol The whites, asians, Indians don't get it

No pause. Full succ

23codez sucks to be them. *pause*

Okay. I was going to make a joke about sucking, but it's too easy.

I literally have tears in my eyes right now. if they wouldn't have ended the sketch with a gag I would have started crying.

ikr!

I honestly had no idea what was going on at any point in the video

I also legit teared up!

@@Lokitoh way to admit you're thick

I heard that to

So what does that make Drive (2011)?

☺️😂😅

@@mp3holder94 they were joking

Ryan Gosling aged roughly.

😄😄😄😄😄

That was gold, I felt the betrayal

that was hilarious wtfff lol damn she’s so good

Charlie Keeler Absolutely. The actress is first rate and the “Director” is marvellous.

I would say this is on par with Totino's skit with Kristen Stewart. "What's your name?" "I never had one." TOOOO funny.

While something like Debbie Downer at Disney may be (to me) the most laugh out loud funny, I would have to 100% agree that this is by far and away one of the best constructed/executed sketches. Someone else mentioned the Totinos bit and that one plus this are def like GOAT level works of comedy.

Yes it’s really cleverly put together and well made. And they have a very talented high level actress performing in it.

It's very well done!

Yes me too o mg I think is only me😭😭

Same! 😭😭😭

I feel you, that girl can act

Hit you right in the feels, huh? I mean heels. I mean. lube.

Same but then I edited it out.

...whom we didn't see nekkid.

"She exists, only to be cheated on" Said all fanfic writers

S.i.m.p.

@@georgerekhviashvili7008 no.

*Emma Stoned

Stephen Heart me too.

The 'i' really did it for me ;-;

sameeee, haha

That's a better explanation that saying "I accidentally clicked on something when doing online shopping."

The guy who wrote it is gay, so I imagine he was watching it himself one day and thought about the actresses in it

Underrated 😂

Haha Pete Davidson

@@JM-gd3hr wasn’t this around the time the, “REALLY? IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?” meme took off? That for sure would have explained alllll of this lmfao

LMAOOOOO i cried

That guy is a great actor n a comedian

That single part that was full of emotion and gravitas.

russ smith her voice is so perf

Sorry but Emma Stone's Oscar Win was a huge mistake, it was just because of some Hollywood Snowflakes felt depressed in Trump Era and La La Land provided some sort of escapism, not based on any kind of artistic merit because she's a terrible actress, in fact she can't even act in any way! ..

@@greenspan11111 Good for you.

greenspan11111 You really had to get that out didn’t you?

Indeed

Jonathan DeFranco That’s true!

It was not a tribute. They took the mentality of an actor and tied it to an extreme concept. All they are doing is ripping on struggling actresses saying they will take any job without realizing implications.

@@sambyrd1581 please don't ruin this - it was a tribute, ok? :-)

I once joined a (normal!!!!) movie, for kids and we were all dressed up, in costumes, wigs, facepaint, etc. All of our own time, money and work. Thing is, the couple that paid for the whole thing (the main characters), wanted to (obviously) be on screen most of the time. So whereas I had been worrying about every single detail of my costume, the lunch I'd brought with me and whether or not it'd ruin my lipstick and was constantly checking my teeth and make up... the other two just spontaniously acted some parts, sat down, had food, filmed again. And precisely 8,5 hours after arriving at the location and not doing ánything (and not getting paid, this was supposed to be an 'opportunity' for us) I was told; 'Oh, bytheway, Widdekuu91...we need someone to stand in the back of the shot. No need to re-do that lipstick, you'll be blurry, you're in the background." Then a cameraman said; 'Bytheway, you can be in the foreground in the next scéne." And it turns out that meant sitting véééry still and crouching down in a field for 25 minutes untill the person crouching next to me, couldn't bear the musclepains any longer and fell on his knees and ruined his costume. I asked; 'This'll be in the foreground, right?" and he said; 'Yeah, but blurry, we needed a shot of the castle with two people hiding out of sight, so your shoulder is on it."

oh so exactly like La La Land.

She's not wrong I guess.

They usually tell us to do that to get the muscles pumped up before shooting to appear more ripped.

​@@lukasblur3500 Lol

In the industry, actresses are usually pretty young and male actors can get pretty old. It's not unusual to see a clearly older man playing the son to a clearly younger woman.

Me

Deep. Even for gay porn.

There are rumours that this is actually one of the deleted scenes from La La Land

A woman's gotta eat

I'm kinda uncertain which one was more one-dimentional to be honest, until it hit me.

yes, that would be the punchline. Glad you got it pal

@@nocomment4848 Sick burn

@@dewebbutler2829 What? I'm being serious. You did really well

Sorry but Emma Stone's Oscar Win was a huge mistake, it was just because of some Hollywood Snowflakes felt depressed in Trump Era and La La Land provided some sort of escapism, not based on any kind of artistic merit because she's a terrible actress, in fact she can't even act in any way! ..

greenspan11111 Who hurt you?

@@greenspan11111 You really thought this was worth copying and pasting to anyone who has a positive opinion of her?

@@greenspan11111 ok troll

I'm pretty sure this is after La la land

Ain't no doubt. Top notch.

She actually is wearing shoes they’re like little dance shoes that are yellow it almost looks like she’s barefoot but she’s not

Yes, she’s wearing urine yellow flip-flops … the cheap ones you can buy for $3 at a gas station, lol.

@@shannonmbarberot7480 They're just flats. Why are you being so classist?

@MrDavidKen77 They’re 🩴. It’s not classist. I have a pair. Why are YOU being so sensitive?

@@shannonmbarberot7480 Im not. You're equating flats and flip-flops, even though Emma is clearly wearing flats, to being poor. I just dont understand the correlation to gas stations. My apologies. God bless.

She played an amplified version of how some actors are in real life.

It's not silly, it's actually satire.

Yeah, even in a parody, she's an excellent actress.

I hollered when she asked “How’d the lube get on me?”

Grant Holmes Are you sure, because I don’t know what a “LUBE” is.

That's a bit of a stretch there my friend.

I almost died laughing

You've got a long way to go

Doesn't get more intricate than that.. Oscar here we go.

and batteries

😂

Dan Cortese

It seems like one of a New York's hottest clubs.

As someone who lived in LA for 3 years and was surrounded by Graces, I can tell you that this is *uncomfortably* accurate, lol...

@Andrei Georgescu nah its that most ASPIRING actresses are desperate and cringey

Yeah, they take themselves and their minor roles very seriously.

Nicholas Miller only a few probably get this

Juan Mendez i do, i don’t know if im proud on it xd

Lololol

In a way, I'm proud I get the reference.

I thought she was going to say that 😂

Triggered. Are you assuming her godson is the bottom? In 2019? SMH.

Lol

@@Vindominus A "triggered" joke in 2019? Oof.

Wait, is Deirdre in her butt?!

V for Vendetta in a porno? Most likely.

IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?

^ my last two brain cells

Some porn actresses did aim for Hollywood and did come from a background of theater or some acting. But Hollywood is fickle. Not all dreams come true, no matter how hard you worked to get there. No wonder why Los Angeles is called the land of broken dreams. And the San Fernando Valley is always open for new recruits...

Life in general. I’ve never seen hard work pay off once not even slightly. But it doesn’t stop the rich and the famous, all who have gotten there through connections, from preaching positivity and false hope, encouraging people to continue slaving their life away for a retirement fund they’ll never see or be too weak to take advantage of by the time they do. Dedication means nothing. Talent, skill, passion, love, all nothing. The privileged wouldn’t be as annoying as they are if they were at least honest about it. But I digress. Suicide rate is high enough as it is lest we burst all the bubbles at once.

@@mrusi29 - speak for yourself. I earned a full athletic scholarship to college by training almost every day of high school (track and cross country). I also studied for grad school entrance exams to perform well enough to earn a full scholarship to grad school. My current company is mostly a meritocracy, though social skills do help a lot. I don't know too many people who got things based on connections, though I'm sure that exists.

So basically the first wife of a military spouse

@@masonofd i am neither a wife nor a military personnel, so i can only take your word for it. I hope it's not a personal example. If it is and you're unhappy about it, leave and don't let anybody tell you you're second place.

mountain boy every man I've ever met who was in the Marines had his wife cheat on him with Jody. In the civilian world you say Jody I say who dat but in the Military world it means someone's gonna die.

@@vitalityfox and your point is? Sounds scary

@@vitalityfox I need this on Netflix. Get on it.

I'll still hit that more than once in one seating

She played a mother in "Wells for Boys" and was hilarious!

She just turned 30. She has to move on to the next stage, or she won't be able to work.

She doesn't even look middle aged in this though haha, even though she is playing an older character

D Scully that’s not old at all

AHAAHAHA

LMAO

I choked 😂

😂

And some legitimate writers.

...

Oh absolutely 😂😂

Huh? Lol

That's what I instantly thought 😂

That meme was from porn!?

@@Dandylion567 Hahaha, yup!

And the way they nod back at her, like they are deeply connected... so out of place, so amazing 🤣

If you believe in the multiverse theory it's happening throughout infinite universe's

No it shifted to vegas the whole porn industry

The valley

That Guy Luke Ok.... 👌 Don’t take that third hit next time.

Dude this...this is an attack 😐

Meal voucher? Luxury! One producer brought baloney sandwiches to one shoot. The lead actress and director were VEGAN. As 1st AD, responsible for getting the shoot done on time and on budget? I paid for their lunch. The director and I calmed down the actress AND her agent. It was more interesting than the script, actually.

@@dennycranium goes to show how little we know about the industry. I always just assumed that they had an buffet on every set 😂But I guess it depends on the budget...

@@ilayali_ pretty much. I've heard of instances where there is no craft services at all!! It's pretty much expected at a shoot of any budget.

You do a better job than expected of you and get a meal voucher.

@@dennycranium There's one behind the scenes video with Ashley Blue where she jokes about a stunning young actress doing a really low budget movie, and expecting craft services. She was the director in that movie.