The angriest Xbox Live message (2011) 

i know i shouldn’t respond, because it’s only like 1% of the comments, but man, i can’t describe how surreal it feels to see comments accusing a real thing that you lived through of being “obviously fake,” lol. the time in the upper-right corner changes because this is a recording of me playing back the voice messages i’d received from the dude earlier that night. obviously this wasn’t recorded in real time as i received the first message - I WAS PLAYING BACK the voice messages he’s sent me already while capturing the video. not that the time changes would prove anything to begin with! and even putting that aside: literally how would i fake this? i googled this guy’s real gamertag and showed ON SCREEN the results i found - including actual screenshots of his years-old FortressCraft account that i discovered his real name on. i’m not sure how someone could even begin to fake that. i know there’s a whole genre of people on the internet who are absolutely terrified of being tricked but man. it’s fucking exhausting getting comments like these all the time, lmao sorry for the rant - i just had to get that off my chest! if you watched this and enjoyed it, hopefully you’ll enjoy my other uploads too. thanks for reading!

Notice that he's chatting with this kid at 2: 50 AM Now those are gamer hours.

How to identify a fake hacker: "I'm a hacker"

Dude was baffled how you knew his name and city but literally threatened to murder you without hesitation

It's even funnier that this went down at 3am, bro slept with one eye open that night

"i am a hacker" everybody: Oh shiver me timbers

This is a classic case of pulling an uno reverse card.

The fact that he typed out everything with the controller makes this so funny to me 😭

I like how he completely abandons the claim that he is a hacker lmao.

"im a hacker" -literally everyone, ever

“I am a hacker” said no genuinely intimidating person ever.

Back when trolling was an art form

“I googled his gamer tag” that’s 1337 IQ

I'm sure the guy is cringing from this 8 years later.

"So I flew to Japan where this kid on Xbox live lives"

I wish I lived through this era of gaming and could Be able to fully appreciate it

4 years later and it's still one of the most satisfying videos on the internet to me

I miss people saying that they were going to kill me, so nostalgic.

"I'm a hacker" That was every kid's excuse back on 360.

God I miss this era of gaming so much. There’s something so weird about longing for the days of death threats by children but it’s real.

I love how these dialogues probably would have made them both really good friends if the guy that made the video tried to

"I am a hacker" -Someone who's not a hacker, 2011

When u realize that this kid is probably around 25 now

“I am a hacker, so fuck off.” Mf sounds like kids I used to know in third grade 😭

This dude playing at 3 in the freaking morning.

Not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

Theres approximately 400 million dads who work for Microsoft.

*this feels like nostalgia… long live halo 3 & reach we will have you in our hearts*

Your music choice is incredible

“I am a hacker” bro lost all of his credibility with that

I remember the good ol days when Bill Gates had over a million kids

This brings back the most nostalgic memories. Thank you for posting this.

A truly intense and epic comeback story to rival the Greek tragedies of old. Hats off to you my friend, making this gentleman feel true and fiery burning rage. Truly sublime music to accompany this historic achievement

The four horsemen of the apocalypse 1. "I'm a hacker" 2. "My dad owns Microsoft" 3. "You cost us the whole game" 4. "Various slurs"

I never knew my mom slept with so many random guys until I played halo 2

the realization of betrayal when its not is fucking hilarious

There will never be another gaming experience like this again

"I'm a hacker" - Said no hacker, ever

I miss being 8 and getting scared of people saying “I’m a hacker! Ima boot you offline!”

This is a beautiful way to respond to somone

our personal information is just hanging on the internet so scary

*THAT'S* *HOW* *THE* *UNO* *REVERSE* *CARD* *WORKS*

The golden age of Xbox live, I wish I could relive it.

I keep getting recommended Xbox live msg videos recently and I am all for it. I wish I played xbox back in the day lmao

DUDE! I WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THIS GAME, AND THIS MIC, AHHH THE MENU NOISES, DASHBOARD, I LOVE IT!

Stage one: Anger Stage two: forgiveness Stage three: vibing Stage four: fear

“I am a hacker” *So why didn’t you win*

He has the edgiest nerdiest xbox live voice too 💀

It never ceases to amaze me how many pieces of the internet’s best media Nick has created over the years, and how years later i’ll stumble upon them again and have this moment of realization that, “HE MADE THAT?”

the winky face has to be the most passive-aggressive thing ever

I’ve gotten a literal paragraph message just for placing a turret In the wrong place on MW3

This is a masterpiece

Man, I'm so sorry he said this stuff to you :(

Back when kids didn’t say “BuT DiD I aSk”.

Ah, the classic “Im a hacker”,and “My dad works at Microsoft.”

The fact that he’s sending these at 3:00 am

Can't believe this was uploaded 4 years ago I feel so old

That dude probably went on to write an entire creepypasta about what happened to him.

"I'm a hacker" Everyone: "Oh no!, Anyways"

Love how this got recommended to me years later. Still a master piece.

i wasn't really around for this era of gaming, but by god do i miss it.

In this era, one of these two things were universally known: 1. Everyone knew everyone's mom. 2. Everyone's dad worked for Microfost.

ahh yes back when everyone was a hacker had a brother with 20 guns a dad that works at Microsoft and screamed at their moms

I come back to this video every few months and it's still funny!

It started with a simple ";)", and ended with a ";)".

Everyone knows every angry online gamer is a hacker, it’s a common fact.

Truly, the golden age.

this right here, is an artform i happily indulge in

“You cost us the game!!!” Nick: *Ah, so you’ve chosen.. death*

EveryBody Gangsta, till his dad works for Microsoft.

This is a cinematic masterpiece. Best movie I’ve ever seen tbh.

Legendary video, through abit of cyber sleuthing you found out his name and his brothers name. Amazing.

Dude he sounds like a video game npc that gets pissed for the wrong answer

Stages of Xbox 360 rage: -extreme anger -slightly less anger -teeny bit less anger -no more anger -confusion -fear -more fear

I think its funny that considering how popular this is, there is a decent chance that this guy has seen this video...

man when people sent me threats... the good ol days.

Everybody gangsta t'ill he turns out a real hacker

"I am a hacker, I will track you down and kill you" 2 mins later... "How do you know my name and which city I live in?"

this is beautiful. a work of art, truly

The fact its gonna be a memory you were threatened to be tracked down and killed

2009-15 was the golden era of online gaming it was like every lobby was an episode of jerry springer

I would have ended with. "Dont worry about it. Now gets some rest Jordan, you look tired" lol

This video perfectly summarizes why I loved my time on the 360, no other console could ever come close

Good old Xbox days were the best💀

“You are dead meat!” “I want to apologise.”

H E L L O J O R D A N. (teleports behind him)

Now "it's just a game" is honestly kind of a strong mindset now

This was a very suspenseful Xbox 360 chat.

Whenever I got angry messages on 360 I usually just said “I love you” and sent them a friend request. Angry people never know how to respond to that it’s hilarious.

This must've been the conversation between Thor and NoobMaster69

This is a certified gaming classic

this video is history for the archives

Ahhhh the days when everyone was “a hacker”

This Guy: “I have hacks.” Nick: “Well, I have Google.”

2011, fuck me… good times, crazy how nostalgic just the xbox 360 menu is😂

I love how all this was filmed at 3am

Bet his dad works at Microsoft

“I was foolish, perhaps i did go a little too far”

Why does bro actually sound like a ghastly apparition

kindest halo player