THE AVENGERS' PICKUP LINES 

Use iphones trust me

I know man I tried it a few times 😢😔

No it's just don't use pickup lines nowadays

or ever

Just tell it straight your feelings!

0

Alphalanx no u.

🤣🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

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It’s actually -99999999999999999999999999999999999 worked

Just Some Guy without a Mustache You probably get this like 1,000 times a day but how. How are you on EVERY VIDEO.

@@ninjashoyo2062 ON THE REAL, i just thought this guy was my lost twin brother, cause every video i see he is in the comments, but apprently i am not the only one who has seen him multiple times

What about Black Panther? THEY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT HIS SUIT BEING VIBRANIAM

Noah P pretty sure he just goes to his recommendations which are probably the same as yours

I expected Thor to be like, not feeling a thing. Same for Hulk. And Black Panther. 😒 Poor Groot.... I guess Iron Man (Cartoon Hooligans' Pickup Line videos) got what he deserved. I respect the MCU Iron Man

Same bru

Same

lol

At least he is honest

Lol

I thought they smashed already

Lol

Women start beating you up

Then you get beaten up

@@fatjoker6949 then your m got fisted 😏

Oh My God! I never really thought about that although i that that's the case.

Tony Stark sweet home Alabama

U bad teacher

Ooooofffff

Let them do their thing.

Wait how can they kick iron man without hurting there foot or breaking it

That's so true

I don't even know who you are

@@accelsynchro1340 Tamil la

I love theway scarlet kicks vision not Nat🤣

Shiven Juneja correct

Samuel Chee how are you the only one to say this?

Wow just realized

Lol

Lol

It hurt his heart so much he had to

I’m yet

𝕝𝕠𝕝-

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😊😇🥰🤩🤥🤥🙄😒😏😏😶😶😑😐😐

Dio Brando funnier than you

D means Dick

The door is to your left

Wild’n’out sure does get credit huh? also you messed it up

Diamond Zinnah I did it my own way so be quiet

The avengers ruined his life

Just like the comic's

YES

Lol

Now that your rose is in bloom a light hits the gloom on the grey

And the question is. How the hell The Avengers got Deadpool in The MCU?

Well actually Deadpool has a healing factor so no and also Deadpool would probably just pull out a gun

@@forkythesporktoy5862 deadpool travels to the mcu

@@forkythesporktoy5862 Deadpool is Deadpool. We don’t question of where and what he travels too…

I think we all know Deadpool deserves to get his ass kicked for his pickup lines.

LMAO

Was this ever made for kids

Should I be watching this

@@weaponizedcantaloup4016 I don't know anymore😂😂😂

@@weaponizedcantaloup4016 no

They already put that one !!!

XD

Then hella shows up

Deadpool's pickup lines were my favorite

@p m Wakanda forever 🙏

Lmfao

I know!! It is so hilarious!!!🤣🤣

Time stone I guess 😅

She actually realized it in part two. She just likes assaulting Peter I guess 😆

What did you expect she is an ex-spy but she still gots some ways to know.

Every Male Avengers : :O WHAT!!!!!! BUT HOW OUR LINES SHOULD HAVE WORK

Thanos: Do you know why I snap? Black widow: why? Thanos: cause I save the clapping for the cheeks

just commenting JAIL

They help

I think he needs to try the other ones.

The Hulk: 😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠

To be honest she looks like the best one in these animations

Maybe it's because they know the other girls would hit a lot harder than Natasha lol

Gut kick gut kick gut kick gut kick

@@thelastsaiyan6287 *ah ah ah ah ah*

Fine Spidey

I hate you spiders

Lol

That’s not even when he’s excited ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ronin the Troll Slayer WHAT

@@Dusty_Dilbert UHM, HOW DO I RESPOND TO THAT

@@Dusty_Dilbert lol.... I forgot to add that part. Thank you for clarifying..... Might need to scale it up to about 60 inches then 😮😵😅😂🤣😬

Just try using that pick up line on me. All day? Try all night.

😂

Nice one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was thinking the same thing, maybe it's because captain marvel's grip gave him brain damage.😂

Mabye they damaged him in the head off scene?

Pubg logic

They all sound like spider man when they get beat up

Hahahahahahhaahhaahhah

@@jackfrost9512 and antman jajaj

The only reason the other females join in kicking all the heroes is for that exact reason.

@@jackfrost9512 Even vision tho

Ant-Man:Not just that,Wanna see my Giant-Man? Wasp:What is wrong with you!? *kicking noise* Vision:Don't u know,You're so hot that you're frying my circuits. Scarlet Witch:You want to make a joke for me!? *kicking noise*

0:46

RPG Kid yes they would

Exactly

Wait 15 year old spidey dating 18 years old Natasha this is illegal

WE NEED A COFFIN DANCE FOR SPIDERMAN!

@@michaelsaid8883 you mean for Mr Stark because the whole Avengers ganged up on him and his pic up line was the best

What I’m wondering is, where has Nebula been this whole time?

It Natasha not Natasche

@@bullymaguire6942 Wrote Natascha not Natasche even tho Natascha is wrong. :)

@@kebboy00 Yeah because you edited it

Probably would've worked too...

wrong channel junior... 😂

Black Widow: You mean Bruce Wayne? Batman: Da Fuck she knows my name? Black Widow: I' m an spy, duh?

Batman/Turkey

*Because I'm Batman*

And if star lord was and then he would’ve been kicked by Gamora

And Hulk was Beaten by Natasha😂😂😂

I did notice it

Natasha was flying in the sence vision was getting beaten up

Yes I did

That ain't Scott's girlfriend that's his partner

@@darkwhosucks614 it is

Visión and kick wanda

And hulk by his😂

And it shows Natasha where they had been. xD

My second favorite part right here

Cant argue with that

But isnt Peters friend Ned supposed to be the hottest avenger?

BigPapa N.G Ned hacked into tech made by Tony Stark, he should be a Avenger

@@jflash3711 OMG you're right.

Did ya know if captin marvel had stormbreaker she would be the strongest?

did you also see natasha floating?

So fitting

@@jcs637 i did not notice that lol

@@explodingdragonmaster757 lol

Same

*illegal age*

@@MROtheanimator1 *VERY* illegal

Age is legal but it will be awkward

How old is your girlfriend? 41Y.O Really can be ur MuM! And her names Martha

How old is your girlfriend? 41Y.O Really can be ur MuM! And her names Martha

😂😂

That was the Best line 😝

Yep

Lo

Lol

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

Hishe

Miles can't win Natasha

SHUT UP

HEY

😂🤣🤣😂😂iron man gets beat up by all the avengers

Lol

It's "you're," not your.

@@xdphoenixgaming811 wweedsss

well of course.

Eh, I’d say Scarlet Witch. Also there’s only like two female heroes who are actual members of the Avengers, so there isn’t much competition.

Black widow, Scarlet witch and Gamora are the hottest avenger/guardian to me !

WAS THE HOTTEST:)

Imagine the other girls seeing all the guys going to Natasha

There was none

This whole mini series could be him seeing what would happen.

Thanos got the time stone

There was only 1 where he ended up winning

Ya your Rith he can do that then what is br strange wathing

Morales*

I Actually Saw That Line In Hero showdown

Toon Sandwich reference 100%.

Mental heart

Clap*clap*clap*clap just beautiful lol

Harley Quinn: ...

Spider love mate

dude a black widow is a spider and spider man is a spider based hero so it kinda makes sense right?

@@t_mtts0n DUDE UR SO SMART I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE

@@darkwhosucks614 me too

@@Przemo24 -_-

Just imagine. Black panther realizing Just Oh yeah, i can release back energy, Just powers up And Says BE GOOONE, THOOOTS

That's why it is called parody

That's his old armour

Yeah that should have happen

WHY DID NATASHA KICKED HULK THEY ARE IN LOVE WHY WHAT IS THAT FREAKING LOGIC

no

i am too

waiting

@@siamusa1521 Yeah, they should.

No I want them to get kicked on the stomach to show them how it feels

Took me a while now I get it

Exactly

I don't get it...

I don’t get it

You know you are right

diamondtron01 same

Yep

isnt it obvious

That one's certainly the most forward one.

wolverine is forward too, well his gesture

Couse they cheat those boys in love with them that's why

Haha I know

It should’ve also showed Gamora kicking star lord

Exactly why didn’t they put pepper in

Lol so true

tony's suit is made of iron so it wouldve hurt her and maybe thats why they got parker to do it because he has spider stength

@@swingingbro9170 I was talking about the last scene where everyone kicks Tony. Pepper should have been there to kick Tony for flirting with natasha

Yeah

When you say I love you 3000 then it’s like saying you love three thousand women

Black Widow: *yeets Iron Man through the nearest window*

Rightt

Morgan: oh now papacito '-'

@@GWKrae xd

mjstory1976 word Lolol 😂🤣

At the bar

@@Dusty_Dilbert XD

Recording it to put in a cheesy animation. Lololol😂

Too scared to interfere lol

Kevin Sanchez exactly, Natasha is peak human, She would break her leg kicking most of them after one kick.

She shouldint even be able to hurt spider man the guy can tank punchs from the hulk

@@ThanosDestroyeryearsago she isn't. She ain't super soldier like steve

@@rockzs74r i meannn yes and no she has a super soldier serum but its a knok off verson that is nowhere near close to Captain Americas

@@rockzs74r Natasha does have a super serum and got hers the same time as Steve got her. They're very different but both are very powerful, Natasha can fight over 800+ soldiers and can take other superhumans, please, don't underestimate her.

I literally realized first time

What dose it mean?

I just noticed what he meant

@@dxegobr sexe

Same with me

Me after watching this video: *somebody kill me!*

"Pizza Time"

IT'S MORPHING TIME!

IT'S WEBBING TIME!!

*Pizza time*

He made one when he explained how he got his powers

He's too young

Dr strange didnt

He is kid

Very strong and hard

Yeah poor Peter can't ever catch a break

ikr

WE NEED A COFFIN DANCE FOR SPIDERMAN

Peter be yourself and Tell The true

Nop

Lmao

So true!!

Yess

I would have liked but it’s at 69 likes right now and I don’t want to ruin it

that would be more realistic

Thank you for pointing this out

Don't forget that Wasp also kick Ant Man too when he did the pick up line.

Yes, true

And Natasha is flying somehow!

And Clint is married but still asked

@@sofiagallini632 he was just Demonstrating

He had 16 girlfriens now

Sanzy Playz 21 rn

85

132

134

Captain Marvel, since they dated in the comics.

Gwen is with Miles

Definitely MJ.

@@rusticbb8 True. Spiderverse.

Batman vs superman and wonder how much the same way that a good thing to be the most important thing is a good time for the same way that a good thing to be the most important thing is is a good time for the same way that a good thing to be the most important thing is a

I know right

same with antman and wasp

Yeah I noticed that..🤭

Batman seriously

No

@@derdabibarae6638 Yes, BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

Yea im Not Bruce Wane wanna know why BECAUSE IM BATMAN

Totally

black girl and black boy Black Widow x Black Panther

@@EpicAdmin2.0 think about there children

why u always lying

Anyone notice that Natasha said wow it’s very strong before she even touched it

WE NEED A COFFIN DANCE FOR SPIDERMAN!!!!

So your gonna try using it To check if they actually worked

Bring these: - bandages - pain killers - cell phone to call ambulance - genital protector (just in case the girl kick your manhood)

They work trust me doing it rn

Or mayb jacks frost is better

Hulk kills Peter, giving us the crossover we always want to ser

I want them to fail so they can get beat up

😂😂😂

He is pretty durable.

Mir Ali Seyyedi Sahebari lol

Exactly

((

No, Mary Jane starts beating him for hitting on Natasha

That's not gonna happen

@@redrevanantarcdemon441 kkkkkk

YES

Yes a Harem after all beatings and failed help from all male Avengers he should finally get Black Widow and others too

OMG YESSSS LESBIAN AVENGERSSSS

Yasssssss lesbiam avenger shoud be real

The female avengers are not lesbians remember that Gamora And Star Lord are a couple, same with Ant Man and Wasp and Vision and Wanda

@@arturocastroverde3349 You could say that they're bisexual... I ship Wanda and Nat, lesbian avengers are cool and totally fine, you do you, headcanons are every where nowadays.

RIP to my leg , i failed to notice , he had armor suit on?

@@getpsyked Question for u bud

Well black panther was also rich so

He probably has to bandage his leg now because he just kicked metal

GTA logic

Crop Duster lol

If you see someone drowning ~lol~

FACTS

Cartoons be like

There the same

You got that right my friend we all need that to happen😊😊😁

I agree with the strange man

I think he should have gotten a girlfriend