The Bachelor: Stardew Edition (I Lost) 

I kinda wish you could max out the marriage canditates without dating them, i'm not really fond of dating any of them. I want to live with Abigail and Leah as my roommates.

This is unhinged and yet somehow a perfect evolution of the Stardew Valley premise

Every time it was Gunther's turn I felt a chill deep in my bones

what a cruel and unusual punishment watching you get Sam and reject Haley ong, Sam is the person I marry everytime and honestly....the slander on sams name is 100% valid

3:36 i felt this read.

YESSSS ANOTHER PERSON WHO IS DOWN BAD FOR HALEY. I cant stand all the Haley slander; she is the perfect spouse and I will die on that hill.

Also a dnd player here. I shower every time i fail an ability check. So pretty regularly :(

OMG SALEM UPLOADED!!

THE MIATA JOKE YES!!! FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE HAS EXPERIENCED THAT

I was so sure Gunther was gonna win it all I was so scared

you’re stronger than I am, I would’ve cried that the love of my life was eliminated

Gunther looks like early 00's Andre 3000

I so much love that Sam won 🤣

AHH SALEMMM

your stardew valley content makes me happy . you r an emily liker and a hash tag feminist and i love your humor i laugh at all of your jokes 👍😸 happy february 7

Wait- so… Since Elliot was my first choice bae, Salem is my first choice bae? 👀💗

"I'm so gay btw Tee~hee~ you guys!"

Harvey is so sweet. Hater