Ranking Stardew Minerals By Taste 

Didn't know Abigail had a youtube channel.

Abigail would be proud

Thank you for nourishment, parent.

Happy Pride to my fellow distinguished queer nonbinarys 🎉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

this is unhinged i love it so much

Describing the earth crystal as burnt but then putting it on the spicy side of sweet instead of the bitter side filled me with unknowable rage

Frozen tear definitely looks like a wintergreen tic tac

0:38 "I know what I am doing, and I know it's not smart, but that is not going to stop me." * sigh * I wish I couldn't relate to this so much... -_-

i need to eat prismatic shards theres no way they dont taste like sour gummy worms

"im a real bitch i would smoke cigarettes." obsessed.

I mean this in the best way possible, I could listen to you talk about nonsense for a very, very long time.

I have finally synced up with the Salem Hive Mind and I've been playing stardew for like 30 hours in 5 days. Thank you for inadvertently supporting my normal behaviour.

this is soooo abigailcore

Funny that the prismatic shard reminded you of getting a stardrop from Haley because she is the only one that hates them😂

For those of you who also want to consume minerals, might I reccomend either Mineral Drinks or Snack Anything on the stardew valley nexus? You can either make some tasty opal wine or just crunch on some topaz

14:13 "which would be like sweet and very slightly spicy" *proceeds to place the baryte at very spicy/somewhat sweet* i don't think salem understands how graphs work

crunchy frozen tears

Happy belated/early/perfectly on time birthday

This is ridiculous and I adore you for it

This is exactly what I needed to know.

the way they talk calmly but also aggresively about the cinammon+mint combination is beyond me😭

A couple fun geology facts: Amethyst is a variety of quartz Tigers eye occurs when quartz replaces asbestos, maintaining the thin stringy appearance while being lustrous

yoba bless new Salem Stardew video

This was amazing to watch. I loved every moment.

I have yet to think of something that I wouldn't listen to you talk about with rapt attention, your voice is like crack to me

I never knew I needed this video in my life. But I did. I really did.

making sure you ranked opal correctly. thank you for not letting my down.

Hi omg I was so excited to find another queer/nonbinary RU-vidr bc most of the content I watch unfortunately comes from str8 white men and THEN I texted my oldest friend, Amy McDonald this video and was like yeah that’s my friend Salem and I had no idea???? Crazy coincidence maybe all 3 of us can be friends one day idk but keep up the good work :)

Ah yes. Finally someone with my own flavor of insanity

I would eat a Frozen Tear all day every day.

now this is the content i've been lacking

Ok so sweet=tasty and salty=yikes? As a person who likes savory things more, I’m totally offended 🤣🤣

This would be so much worse/better with a third soft/crisp dimension

this is so abigailcore

This is asmr in the worst way 😭😂😂

3:23 MLP FIM dragon

This is ridiculous. Oh wait, I meant hilarious. Either way, I need more.

I think you're allergic to pineapple

yum