THE BEST FUNNY GAZZA STORY COMPILATION 

The incomparable Gascoigne...Never be another...

My old man's business partner was a professional football referee previously. He called Gazza over after a challenge to caution him and Gazza put his arm around Mike and said 'If I called you a **** then you'd book me wouldn't you?'.... 'Yes Paul, I'd have no choice'... 'but if I only thought you were a **** then you couldn't do anything?'.... 'Well no'.....'OK then Mr James - I think you're a ****' then he ran off laughing. He had the photo of Gazza with his arm around him at that very match on his desk throughout his whole working life.

How times have changed footballers probably wipe their arses with tenners these days. This lot planned a whole covert op for twenty quid.

pure legend what else can you say

Gazza loved being at the famous and we loved him back. Watching him super Ally, the hammer and Laudrup etc were a privilege.

I actually think Ally McCoist is a good bloke and i think he's a great co-commentator

Gazza remembered where he left the spare key 😂😂 classic

Stfu with the music

Has gassa got learning difficulties?.

Totally wasted talent he went to all the wrong clubs

Wanker. Awful human being