The Best of Hawkeye (Compilation) | M*A*S*H | TV Land 

Hawkeye is responsible for my sense of humor.

"Now I know why they shoot people at sunrise. Who wants to live at six in the morning?" That is so classic. And I know how he feels. Anytime before seven is too early for me

One of my childhood heroes. He taught me how to thumb my nose at authority, be kind to those who need it, be a smartass to those who deserve it, and how to get the ladies.

Colonel: Fire that weapon! Hawkeye: *You're Fired, I did it as gently as I could*

Frank: Pierce you disgust me. Pierce: That's right Frank I discuss you with everyone I know they all think you're disgusting.

"I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"

"It's disgusting that you sleep in your underwear!" "Beats sleeping in *yours* Frank."

My school did mash as a play last year and I had the great honor of playing Hawkeye in said play

"I had a dream that i was sleeping and i dreamed it while i was awake". MASH is definitely my favorite TV show ever.

One day I will amount to that level of smartassery

I always love the straight faced delivery that Alan Alda is capable of...

Hawkeye is smoother than butter. 😍 Take notes gentlemen.

"Do all the nurses fall in love with you?" "Only the ones with taste." "Do you think I have any?" "I dunno let me taste you." Hawkeye is the man to learn from when talking to women.

*SWILL* gin? Sir, I have sipped, lapped, and taken gin intravenously, but I have never *SWILLED* !

Hawkeye is such a big influence on who I am now. This show was amazing.

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!"

1:50 Idk why but there’s something about Potter being serious telling Pierce to “Fire that weapon!” and Pierce makes another joke saying to the gun “You’re fired.” And that tone that Potter says “That was an order, Pierce.” He just sounded so resigned and confused at the same time. Idk why but I found it funny

Between Hawkeye and Yakko Warner it's no wonder I turned out the way I did.

"Cato, sound retreat!" That whole skit is hilarious. I don't know how anyone kept a straight face...

"Watch out everybody I shoot to drown"

I don't care who you are, if that party kazoo at 0:40 doesn't make you laugh, you're not human 😂

Never knew Alan Alda is a veteran of the United States Army Reserve and served in Korea. Like Jamie Farr, US Army and Mike Farrell, US Marines.

We all need to be a little like Hawkeye! How could you leave out "Adam's Ribs?" "We want something else!"

“I said fire that weapon!” “Alright, you’re fired!” LOL

Love this show. I’m indebted to Hawk for my sense of humor. My wife’s family always gets a kick out of the wordplay I use, and it’s all from this show.

Hawkeye and Trapper were my favorites. Such chemistry. I have antenna tv so I get to watch them weekly fo free!

His laugh was the most infectious laugh I've ever heard on television.

My heart broke at the final episode.

"Let's have a Major skirmish!" ahahahahha, oh i love MASH, even now all this decades later, that show is not getting old!

I wonder if Hawkeye's line is responsible for the exchange from Hamilton: Angelica: Burr, you disgust me. Burr: Ah, so you've discussed me. I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me.

My grandfather showed me mash when i was 7, and i instantly fell in love with the show, at first i loved it bc of the pranks and jokes, but as i got older and more mature, i came to appreciate how hawkeye and the crew had their more rouching moments, my favorite one was how charles defended private palmer, the kid who had a studdering problem and was called a dumby for it, and gave him his copy of moby dick, and then you realized it was personal for charles because when he listens to his sisters recorded message to him, she had a studder as well, it was one of my personal mash moments that were serious

'Kato, sound retreat!' 0:40

“A librarian and I are having an obscene correspondence ...we’re up to the letter C-Hawkeye

3:23 Very first thing I LITERALLY did when I initially moved out on my own 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never without a come back. Hawkeye Pierce is a true original.

I’m 17 and I love this show, it’s great

There will never be another character like Hawkeye

Can we all just agree that Hawkeye pouring beer on Rice Krispies was way ahead of its time?

Can’t even imagine how many times I seen the same episodes and still I watch it again and again...!

“Snap, Crackle, and Burp” 😆 He always had the best lines 😆

'Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour!" I'm using that one.

the most hilarious thing about the general scene was loretta trying not to crack up, she's so cute ❤

One of my all time favorite shows right here 🤣💟😍 thanks for sharing 💙🤗😘

Alan Alda won 5 Emmys and 6 Golden Globes for his work on "M*A*S*H"

Cut the music. It's hard to hear the comedy

Alda's Hawkeye Pierce character is abundant with Groucho Marx-isms.

Hawkeye was definitely my favorite character. I also thought Alan Alda was a very handsome man when he was younger-it's one of the minor reasons I got into this show!!

My dad, a korea and vietnam vet, for all of hawkeyes flippant, hilarious humor, my dad absolutely admired pierce for his dedication to his craft. My dad spoke nothing but praise for Mash units. This show helped us bond.

Why is this only four and a half minutes long?

I loved him telling the girls to stop the bar fight! 🤣🤣🤣

I watch an episode or two just before bed. I've seen them so many times I don't need to look at the screen. I can see it with my eyes closed.

Love this show. Grew up watching it with my dad (I especially remember watching in like kindergarten through 4th/5th grade.) Holds such a close spot in my heart 💚💚

Little known fact about radar, he has a deformed left hand that he keeps covered up as much as possible, you can sometimes catch a quick glimpse of his very tiny fingers. He’s always holding a clipboard or something. Hand in pocket etc.. I love him so much and he’s one of the best drummers to live!

Left out when he entered opst op in a tux and a set of flippers.

🎶 Anchors away my boy! Anchors away! *squeezes rubber ducky 3 times* I got my brand new tub, and now I'm on my way. *squeezes rubber ducky 3 times*🎶

This is why Hawkeye is my favorite character!

I've always had a massive crush on Hawkeye.

Thank You For Your Service. And making everyone laugh.

Mash is my favorite show

Hawkeye Pierce je už od 12 let moje nejoblíbenější seriálová postava! Pro Alana Aldu to byla výhra a byl naprosto skvělý👍

Anyone notice how Pierce called Frank a Captain and he thanked him XD

My beautiful grandmother of 76 passed away while they were watching an episode of MASH at 730 at night, my grandfather asked her if she wanted a cup of tea and she looked up at him with almost a glow to her .was so beautiful (that's what he told me he was thinking) they were watching every night ... while he was out in the kitchen making her a cup of tea (on my moms, their daughters birthday was this same day..., she passed away in 2003 at age 36 from heart attack) and he heard her say his name very gently. , He went around the corner to the living room to see what she wanted and she was already gone just like that. Her Hands still warm as he held them, 58 yr marriage. She also passed away from heart attack.

Favorite Smart Aleck character of all time! I love making jokes like his.

The Hawkeye gun scene is worth watching in its entirety.

"Shooting is too good for him! Lock him in the kitchen!" When the food at your camp is so bad that being where it's made is a punishment.

Hawkeye is such a silly character but i love him for his sensitive dide

The music overlay is probs a way to avoid copyright issues, so you'll just have to live with it.

i always loved major charles' attitude lol and i love the chemistry between hawkeye and margaret

Love Mash if your down watch it always good for a laugh

"Shooting is too good for him. Lock him in the kitchen!"

I am so in love with this man.

Enjoyed that programme. Really liked all the banter and flack . 😂😅

Damn I love Alan Alda

Once Hawk & Eastwood are gone, I'll be lost not knowing what I am looking for.

Which episode was Hawkeye playing General?

Awesome

There is no way everything and I mean EVERYTHING he would say on show was scripted Alan Alda is an absolute legend 🗣️

I really love Dr. House (House) and Dr. Cox (Scrubs). But Hawkeye is still way above them.

I'm a big fan of mash. It's a awesome show.

Me too i always watch before i go to sleep ❤

0:09 Season 7 Episode 20: "Hot Lips is Back in Town"

Love mash! I met BJ in 1980

Imagine this....the final episode of MASH....Hawkeye hugs BJ...gets on the chopper....we see the big "GOODBYE" BJ made out of the rocks.....the chopper lifts off....Hawkeye leans back in relief that the war is over and he can finally go home....then....words come across the screen seconds later saying "Hawkeye was killed when his chopper crashed 15 minutes later".....can you imagine the national shock/outrage/sadness that would have resulted to end the show that way?....what would people have done in reaction afterward in that pre social media age???

I love this show

Maybe the greatest TV character of all time.

I love these episodes they are so funny

Mash is my favorite retro show

The clip isn’t here but always have liked the line from Hawkeye when MacArthur comes to visit and there all getting briefed on his arrival. He stands up toward the end... “Then it’s a agreed, will do a hysterectomy on Dr. Burns. “ That sequence always makes me laugh.

O:50's dialogue prefigures Eminem's Without Me & Miranda's The Schuyler Sisters by about forty years.

I aspire to reach this level of snarkiness and sarcasm

I love both Potter and Henry so much, it's sad that Henry went how he did and I think Potter is a great replacement, such a great show

Who did it? Captain Tuttle.

And I thought I saw every episode 100 times; some of these clips I do not remember.

1:53 Well, his higher-up wanted it "fired" so mission accomplished.

I've laughed my ass off with Barney Miller. Now it's time for this one. I need to binge watch this.

Charles is my favorite right after pierce

Oh Sorry Baby, Right Sorry Major Baby is another good one.

Frank show up here cracked 😀😀😀

"I shall not return!"

Laugh track is such a disservice to this show