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The Best of Joey Diaz and Tom Segura | Chapter 1 

Joey Diaz Clips
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@MrSkarbek36
@MrSkarbek36 4 года назад
Off work today loading up the coffee pot and bowl pack.... Let’s go
@jeremiahmoya5054
@jeremiahmoya5054 4 года назад
Nick S enjoy your day man
@carlo894
@carlo894 4 года назад
Same bro
@thein1990
@thein1990 4 года назад
Got my coffee in my cup already and my yocan packed with a nice ball
@MrSkarbek36
@MrSkarbek36 4 года назад
Kyle DaNiell hell yea
@IIEthanGamingII
@IIEthanGamingII 4 года назад
Kyle DaNiell my friend is letting me borrow his yocan pen right now, best dab pen I’ve ever used
@backrowftw1097
@backrowftw1097 3 года назад
Joey:”leave Bert alone” 1 minute later:”he’s a mess” lmfao
@SingingWhileDrunk
@SingingWhileDrunk 2 года назад
That's what tom does he likes podcasts with people like Bobby lee and bert just to make fun of and laugh in their face glad Joey dosed this fool
@irishmixtape
@irishmixtape Год назад
@@SingingWhileDrunk😅oo14
@jugz9130
@jugz9130 3 месяца назад
@@SingingWhileDrunkbro they’re all friends 😂😂 they make fun of eachother
@TheDramageek88
@TheDramageek88 4 года назад
Tom knows how to pull this shit out of Joey. So great!
@AlphaSierra375
@AlphaSierra375 4 года назад
This is possibly the best thing that has happened on Earth-categorically stitched in one location. If the rumors are true-Thank you Lee! I'm rooting for you man!
@Sneak248
@Sneak248 4 года назад
16:40 LMFAO
@jamesfish2132
@jamesfish2132 4 года назад
🤣 thank God I wasn't the only one to think that was timestamp worthy
@MH-ds8cb
@MH-ds8cb 4 года назад
I’m on my second listen...great call on that time stamp! Tremendous 👌🏼
@pgorodiloff
@pgorodiloff 4 года назад
Lee saying that’s romantic was hilarious
@TehUltimateSnake
@TehUltimateSnake 3 года назад
Sounded like my car tryin to start up this morning.
@x1prodigy0x
@x1prodigy0x 4 года назад
Greetings fellow night owls 🙏
@cameronlawrence4251
@cameronlawrence4251 4 года назад
LETS GOOOOO THIS IS THE KINDA VIDOES WE WANT!!!!!
@brandondsouza3763
@brandondsouza3763 4 года назад
This whole video is just Tremendous!
@blove9415
@blove9415 Год назад
50:03 I had the same thing from weed and alcohol. When id vacation or not be home and I'd be sober for 24 hours lol I'd get those jolts everytime id try to sleep I'd have to stay up until I saw the sun and then I could pass right out no problem
@aammdj
@aammdj 4 года назад
Tremendous!
@kingofthenerds4708
@kingofthenerds4708 4 года назад
i identify as fucking savage
@DoingStuffChannel
@DoingStuffChannel 3 года назад
This must be a great video. I'm 35 years old and have double checked that youtube age restriction setting is off...This video remains age restricted for me. lol
@racielramirez1626
@racielramirez1626 3 года назад
The way they talk about 100mg makes me think I’m a fucking psycho addict lol
@AnabolicAsylum
@AnabolicAsylum 3 года назад
Joey Diaz memory after decades of drug use? “Dawg it was March of 1997, 2:30 in the afternoon on a fuckin Tuesday...”
@checkmeowt6948
@checkmeowt6948 4 года назад
Let's see if we can keep the "unlikes" at zero..
@PearlDrumsHead
@PearlDrumsHead 4 года назад
check meowt too late. You know there’s always gonna be some muppets in the crowd.
@jarrettchrist
@jarrettchrist 4 года назад
Never mention the like dislike ratio or it’s guaranteed to change
@aliencatcrew3336
@aliencatcrew3336 4 года назад
Of course lee would think thats romantic
@othellosmalley2729
@othellosmalley2729 4 года назад
How about this don't comment on how u enjoy the conversations, let's just repeat what their saying I c why these guys don't read these comments
@magalengo
@magalengo 4 года назад
No, you can join the military at 17 years old with parental permission.
@fartboxer22
@fartboxer22 4 года назад
Mi like Joe he is an honest guy he won’t bullshit you he will tell you thirruthl louie CK
@fartboxer22
@fartboxer22 4 года назад
Aerosmith I love Joe
@fartboxer22
@fartboxer22 4 года назад
I love you Joey
@fartboxer22
@fartboxer22 4 года назад
Cocain steroids solid dude
@fartboxer22
@fartboxer22 4 года назад
He got arrested for attempting murder... islets go snort an 8 ball
@fartboxer22
@fartboxer22 4 года назад
I love when Joey hurts people for coke
@zaclikescauliflower2877
@zaclikescauliflower2877 4 года назад
The way Joey Diaz describes cocaine literally gives me chills
@hereis6655
@hereis6655 4 года назад
Joey's stories with Tom's laugh is the greatest combo
@nickkolesnik5054
@nickkolesnik5054 4 года назад
Ralphie May and joey will always be my fave
@dannygreen592
@dannygreen592 3 года назад
I can't stand Lee's bitch ass laugh tho, dudes a bitch.
@hereis6655
@hereis6655 3 года назад
@@dannygreen592 you got internal things to deal with. Lee has done nothing to you
@lewpal
@lewpal 3 года назад
@@dannygreen592 Lee is a God. He’s the Rich Evans of the Church.
@matitzarichie4415
@matitzarichie4415 3 года назад
@@hereis6655 ju gs ju Ut
@MH-ds8cb
@MH-ds8cb 4 года назад
“You get her Sunday, she’s nice and soft. She’s already taken 20 punches to the head. She’s already Roseanne McGowan whatever...” 😂
@plasma9839
@plasma9839 4 года назад
Megan H imma get you on a Sunday
@Zach-Fetters
@Zach-Fetters 3 года назад
@@plasma9839 creepy dude
@allbottledup9513
@allbottledup9513 3 года назад
@@Zach-Fetters He’s an old school dude. Shit was different back then. Now he’s married, it’s not like he’s talking about today.
@billybatts9491
@billybatts9491 Месяц назад
​@@Zach-Fetters pencil neck fkn geek. Youve never been laid.
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 3 года назад
“Lifting weights with some skinny Chinese kid with a camera...”🤣
@evanschulte6153
@evanschulte6153 4 года назад
Lee "what did the good coke smell like?" Joey "delicious. Paradise.."
@DatHuzzah
@DatHuzzah 4 года назад
Joey can make Tom laugh easier than Pavarotti empties a cake shop, tremendous
@xavierpaquin
@xavierpaquin 4 года назад
51:32 "100mg, they're stronger than death. I took two of them to New York..."
@diegoledezma4045
@diegoledezma4045 4 года назад
Xavier Paquin how this man gonna take 1200 and function but takes 100 and can’t handle it
@xavierpaquin
@xavierpaquin 4 года назад
@@diegoledezma4045 One hypothesis is it's an older clip and they started "low" and gradually built up
@tylerdurden7534
@tylerdurden7534 4 года назад
Lee out here making content like a soldier!💪
@captaincobracrunch
@captaincobracrunch 4 года назад
Tremendous
@shnek5143
@shnek5143 4 года назад
is this channel actually ran by lee or is it ran by a fan?
@tylerdurden7534
@tylerdurden7534 4 года назад
This is most likely ran by lee. I dont thinks ever been confirmed or denied, just makes sense. Now I know that the Joey Diaz Clip channel that post all movies and tv hes been in is ran by a fan, he says so himself in the comment section.
@W0lf
@W0lf 6 месяцев назад
Lee out here laughing in the background like a soldier 😂!
@idgaf1241
@idgaf1241 4 года назад
The “I am a savage” rant was pure gold
@lesliemoore9183
@lesliemoore9183 4 года назад
COMICS ARE MISSING OUT HERE IN ALASKA. JOEY PLEASE COME TO ANCHORAGE
@emmajayne682
@emmajayne682 4 года назад
That flight in is a bit sketchy for them I reckon? Sending Love to Alaska from the UK ❤👍 ❤Stay safe everyone❤
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 4 года назад
Is it true about Anchorage...that female pickings aren't great, so whenever decent looking women go there, they're treated like they're smoking hot? Not trying to be funny, but girl told me that before
@lesliemoore9183
@lesliemoore9183 4 года назад
This Mothafucka Said that’s very true lol. Women from small villages come down here and think they’re fuckin Beyoncé...
@axxionjaxxn1369
@axxionjaxxn1369 3 года назад
"He was a bodybuilder..Steroid, fucking nut, cocaine, solid dude."😂😂😂 Yup, sound real solid🤣🤣🤣
@AdventuresPvP
@AdventuresPvP 3 года назад
I can listen to Joey talk for hours he's the best story teller ever
@GruneD
@GruneD Год назад
“Evaaaa”
@CarlosFlores-pw9wj
@CarlosFlores-pw9wj 3 года назад
Man i miss the church and uncle joey torturing Lee with edibles😂🤣
@TheViolator91
@TheViolator91 3 года назад
Same 😭😭😭
@highpowered3288
@highpowered3288 3 года назад
Definitely
@Stacey_-bf2mb
@Stacey_-bf2mb 4 года назад
Tom steers the ship and let’s Joey talk
@derMight
@derMight 4 года назад
“No, he died.” As Uncle Joey sips a beer, this has to be a tattoo or a t-shirt
@seancrutcher525
@seancrutcher525 4 года назад
The way he said it and the face he made was hilarious
@dubkatmtl
@dubkatmtl Год назад
18:30
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 4 года назад
18:39 that’s a blood chilling scene from an oscar fucking movie look at that tremendous line and gesture jesus christ
@cloroxbleach3367
@cloroxbleach3367 4 года назад
Am I the only one who'd love an episode with Joey, Tom Segura , Bert Kreischer and Rogan
@jb1996BLOP
@jb1996BLOP 4 года назад
Ari would cry....
@j.a.r.family2576
@j.a.r.family2576 4 года назад
Replace Bert with anyone... And id watch.
@cloroxbleach3367
@cloroxbleach3367 4 года назад
@@j.a.r.family2576 whatcha got against bert?
@cloroxbleach3367
@cloroxbleach3367 4 года назад
@@jb1996BLOP yeah I like Ari's comedy but he's really good at shooting his own career in the foot
@idgaf1241
@idgaf1241 4 года назад
Ari isn’t that funny, they should
@fabledkiper
@fabledkiper 4 года назад
Joey is so high in the second clip he’s so high
@miket1675
@miket1675 4 года назад
Fabled Kiper he’s gone off them xan bars lol
@fabledkiper
@fabledkiper 4 года назад
Mike T u mean vitamins
@MLHMODZ
@MLHMODZ 2 года назад
That’s Xanax haha
@KR0OK
@KR0OK 2 года назад
It's crazy how I've watched all of these episodes and remember every specific moment because Joey Diaz is just that fucking funny 🤣
@jonvia
@jonvia Месяц назад
Joey was always around the craziest people growing up. Its tremendous!
@ArielAPR1
@ArielAPR1 4 года назад
Joey's got stories for days! It's crazy after all those years of drugs his memory is still intact I can't even remember what I did the week before half the time lol
@Greasysweet6
@Greasysweet6 Год назад
34:34 “I don’t care if you’re Jonny MMA this leg weighs 265!” 😂
@emmajayne682
@emmajayne682 4 года назад
Thanks for the great content Uncle Joey, keep em coming, stay safe, love from England UK ❤👍 12.30 pm here, wayching this while doing my Mummy chores, headphones one washing dishes and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
@jeremydelerocha6275
@jeremydelerocha6275 Год назад
Joey is the most human ever! Aliens would grab joey and try to bring him back with zero luck! A group of half dead aliens would bring him around the universe like a focking Docta!
@xPadge112x
@xPadge112x 4 года назад
This...this kinda shit. When you walk in a room and see a group like this. You know it warms you up. Good times are to be had.
@ThomasTk30
@ThomasTk30 4 года назад
True story . The best of Tom Segura is actually , the best of listening to uncle Joey stories.
@Karma_2003
@Karma_2003 4 года назад
Why did I read the thumbnail as Tom and Jerry
@UNNOIN
@UNNOIN 4 года назад
24:35 Thanks for that Joey, wouldn't have known what a police car sounded like without that.. lmao
@asleepcorn3391
@asleepcorn3391 3 года назад
@LivingTheFate it sounds more like wind, maybe he was describing the sound of the storm? Who knows bro lmfaooooo🤣
@bostonquad2068
@bostonquad2068 4 года назад
Sometimes when you cook that s*** it gets so hard you got to hit it with a screwdriver flat head and a hammer just to take a .4 off
@noelnegele6039
@noelnegele6039 3 года назад
Or put the rock in a bag, seal it and hit the back against the floor repeatedly
@idamarialauritz791
@idamarialauritz791 Месяц назад
I need an audiobook read by Joey for sleeping. His voice soothes me.
@xcesarxramosx
@xcesarxramosx 4 года назад
16:40 😂
@samuelwiiliams6690
@samuelwiiliams6690 4 года назад
Wow...corking a wiffle ball bat..a low for humanity??
@ZenMaster4President
@ZenMaster4President 3 года назад
I knew a guy who tortured his dog and murdered his kids, solid dude, you would love him Tom Segura
@OpentheLightAUA92
@OpentheLightAUA92 4 года назад
"Let's call him Tommy, well Darren......."lol
@shaunacrawford3810
@shaunacrawford3810 4 года назад
Joey you are my favorite podcast!!! Thank you for continuing while this Corona Virus has the world shut down!! You bring a smile to my face and make me feel like I can handle this...Wish I could’ve seen you when you were in Tempe AZ at the Improv but shows were sold out!! Definitely next time you roll on through..Hopefully it won’t be to long of a wait!!! Stay Healthy and positive about life!!!
@kanibaldre
@kanibaldre 4 года назад
solo un par de minutos me tomo para engancharme en las historias de Joey, no se si tengas un audiobook pero si llegara ha existir, sin duda lo escucharia. Super chingon.
@lillbunnyhop
@lillbunnyhop 3 года назад
Uncle Joey makes working overnights so much fun🤣love him
@davidcabrita9753
@davidcabrita9753 Год назад
Ahahahah! Yes!!! Shame here
@DiamondDiscipleAcademy
@DiamondDiscipleAcademy 2 года назад
Enjoying this while on my day off smoking a J
@roottv8417
@roottv8417 4 года назад
Automatically thumbs up 👍
@LuckyfoeShamo77
@LuckyfoeShamo77 4 месяца назад
Nice to see Tom without the massive ego
@jonvia
@jonvia Месяц назад
"Tehn the phewn awf."
@Jimbow-sz9kh
@Jimbow-sz9kh 9 месяцев назад
Lol amazing to truly see how unfunny Tom and Bert especially are when in a room with Joey... Obviously there's worse "comics" from the Rogan scene but man does Tom force shit out even back then when he was still "good" aka Loved by everyone. Glad he and his sellout wife are getting pooped on now for being out of touched. Still don't know how they skated along without hate this many years but then again maybe I'm just used to Joey Diaz and NYC comics like Patrice, Dipalo, Norton, Kelly, etc
@seancarr8832
@seancarr8832 4 года назад
Beyonce posters legend Joey
@gforcebreakin
@gforcebreakin Год назад
In 2010 Social Media was helping plenty of folks get a following Tom, sorry I disagree.
@matthewblack986
@matthewblack986 3 года назад
Schools open back up so up early again........Uncle Joey in the morning is the key to a tremendous day.
@nivad75
@nivad75 27 дней назад
45:38 joey diaz getting his shoes shined in a taco bell commercial ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FVgr-2uUBhs.html
@vredehuman5242
@vredehuman5242 3 года назад
Joey is such a great storyteller
@TwstedLizard
@TwstedLizard 2 месяца назад
1:04:30 I identify as a SAVAGE but i still check the male box. Legendary
@Bluesmusicno1
@Bluesmusicno1 10 месяцев назад
Peter Kay holds the world record for people at tours english guy. He's funny, but mmm
@xandercorp6175
@xandercorp6175 3 года назад
One hour is a hell of a clip, dawg.
@enriquemendoza4130
@enriquemendoza4130 3 года назад
Uncle joey is a beast dawg...priceless in par with Betty white, Willie Nelson, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart etc.
@murderc27
@murderc27 2 года назад
Weird list
@cmgamer1309
@cmgamer1309 4 года назад
These clips are tremendous, keep 'm coming. Appreciate the effort. Best of Joey & Kate next?
@ERC641
@ERC641 6 месяцев назад
Lee's random laughing and weird little noises 😂😂😂
@patrickambrosino6408
@patrickambrosino6408 Год назад
What comic are they talking about at min 7? Cause I’m pretty baked and I can’t hear shit
@markjacobs963
@markjacobs963 4 года назад
Joey is cooler then a cumber. He reminds me I'm not super cool but im king shit on turd mountain
@leejganderson7827
@leejganderson7827 4 года назад
👀🍀💸🍀💸🍀💸🍀💸👀Sunday when no one wants to be with you.. Or work.or tired. I get it but I will walk and try to get "fresh air" so I try to create some life. But I'm like now...ahhhhh.. But I go out!!!! 😔🍀😔🍀😔🍀😔🍀😙
@garretthenning8262
@garretthenning8262 4 месяца назад
I wish lee wasn’t so faded all the time or the audio would be perfect
@lauracampos8542
@lauracampos8542 4 года назад
Thirsty Thursday’s and Sunday funday!!! Gotta really know how to party to know those are the best days! I used to have sooooo much fun!!
@Bluesmusicno1
@Bluesmusicno1 10 месяцев назад
Billy connolly sold out for 55 years George carlin my no 2
@jasonborjas1187
@jasonborjas1187 3 месяца назад
I can hear joey getting fatter with every drink
@randomcro24
@randomcro24 3 года назад
The story wit the cross country sky OMGgggg hahaha
@garbougesenior3486
@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад
Uncle Joey almost gets arrested on every flight LMAOOO I swear 😂
@davidcamp1231
@davidcamp1231 8 месяцев назад
I accidentally pressed on this please don't count this is as a view - I clicked off straight away
@Dubaroo99
@Dubaroo99 7 месяцев назад
Y
@MyLifeRSC
@MyLifeRSC 4 года назад
He's even got one of laughs that make you laugh
@kennybanger
@kennybanger Месяц назад
13:56 who snoring lmfao lee?
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 4 года назад
When's new podcast of Joey, Tom, Bert???...Segura said they already filmed couple episodes, over month ago. He said Joey had him and Bert laughing whole time
@JTD2001
@JTD2001 4 года назад
Hopefully its at least 2 hours like the other ones
@aaronlemons9325
@aaronlemons9325 4 года назад
It's Bert's Netflix show
@gregc33487
@gregc33487 4 месяца назад
My favorite noise from Joey 24:40
@joshgreen8791
@joshgreen8791 9 месяцев назад
Is this going to be a movie or what
@bostonquad2068
@bostonquad2068 4 года назад
When you smoked it it didn't tastes like cat piss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦂
@kentuckybeararms
@kentuckybeararms 2 месяца назад
He called Tom Mike 1:06:49
@tombystander
@tombystander 3 года назад
"when I get home I'm ripping the Beyonce poster down" lmaooo
@plasma9839
@plasma9839 2 года назад
Great line
@Avrielfer
@Avrielfer 4 года назад
Man these 2 make the best duo toms laugh and joey diaz storys and jokes fucking amazing
@ca74050
@ca74050 3 года назад
16:40 Ladies and Gentlemen, the bronchitis babbler
@nxgsit150
@nxgsit150 3 года назад
1:04:35 love ittt
@tonyjohnsen3160
@tonyjohnsen3160 4 года назад
Lee Syatt high laughs like Joey holds him hostage and tells stories before killing him
@cristianneri9
@cristianneri9 4 года назад
16:42 😂😂
@DedicatedSpirit8
@DedicatedSpirit8 Год назад
Off 1 g of mushroom chocolate, Joey's looking godlike Edit: seeing Joey open up about his mother has me crying.
@davisjohnson7691
@davisjohnson7691 Год назад
“Joey diaz being the scum of the earth for 5 minutes” video coming soon. I’m at your head Joey
@bigvic1865
@bigvic1865 2 месяца назад
16:38 😂😂😂😂😂
@ashacklett01
@ashacklett01 4 года назад
Please make a Best of Joey Promos and Ads!!! "HULU Plus - They don't FUCK AROUND!"
@dannygreen592
@dannygreen592 3 года назад
Wait... Burt wasn't always a mess!? HES FLORIDA GUY!!! Dude is literal pea-brained.
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