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The Best of Rifftrax - Stone Cold 

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John Stone goes undercover to take down a biker gang or whatever who cares
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@t1p9d
@t1p9d 5 лет назад
Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 Год назад
This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor! For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.
@monkeymouse
@monkeymouse 9 лет назад
"Ask not what your pork chop can do for you; ask what you can do for your bulldozer."
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад
Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him
@edgarallanlovecraft5485
@edgarallanlovecraft5485 8 лет назад
If Zap Rosdower and Rip Chunk-Rock from "Space Mutiny" had a baby it would look like Brian Bosworth
@stevenatkinson1049
@stevenatkinson1049 5 лет назад
Edgar Allan Lovecraft that statement is perfectly accurate!
@crazypantz3492
@crazypantz3492 2 месяца назад
Top tier comment
@tonywilliams6428
@tonywilliams6428 7 лет назад
"Unconventional pet? I'm starting to think this guy doesn't play by the rules!" lol!
@purdhupley7864
@purdhupley7864 Год назад
Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness
@KawaiiNai
@KawaiiNai 8 лет назад
LMAO! "Hand grenade on a public sidewalk. Right out of the Comcast customer service playbook."
@naturesinterface6663
@naturesinterface6663 4 года назад
"my god. tiny rectangular shades: he's changed the game!"
@pdlbean
@pdlbean 9 лет назад
I'm just gonna start saying "This could be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer" in regular conversation
@homebuiltindoorplane
@homebuiltindoorplane 8 лет назад
+pdlbean hahahaha
@E3Racer1
@E3Racer1 8 лет назад
+pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"
@edgarallanlovecraft5485
@edgarallanlovecraft5485 8 лет назад
+pdlbean Do you mind if I regard you as a kind of God?
@jbellflower83
@jbellflower83 2 года назад
Yeah, my dad used to say that to my mom before sex.
@BigHush
@BigHush 3 года назад
"What's in the robe, a DOG or something?"
@WAAAAAAAAAAAY
@WAAAAAAAAAAAY 9 лет назад
"You got balls of steel, Stone" Totally worth writing a character with that name just to have that line ha :)
@RaoulDuke77
@RaoulDuke77 7 лет назад
"Taint sweat. One hours worth."
@crazypants88
@crazypants88 4 года назад
Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?
@inactive120
@inactive120 Год назад
my thoughts exactly
@gregarioustumours2397
@gregarioustumours2397 Год назад
Lol overthinking it. The writer didn't so why should we?😂
@bobcobb3654
@bobcobb3654 10 месяцев назад
Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.
@t1p9d
@t1p9d 8 лет назад
We've become a Sons of Monarchy!
@elizabethhollins5988
@elizabethhollins5988 4 года назад
"that's just how mullet giants greet eachother"
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 7 лет назад
"An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?
@cakelies
@cakelies 8 лет назад
"We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!" xD
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 8 лет назад
10:30 "It's the Southern Seinfeld!"
@SNESdrunk
@SNESdrunk 5 лет назад
Ruin his credit score, yeah!
@reginald3874
@reginald3874 5 лет назад
Mike does a hilarious Seinfeld impression every time
@rachelalicea500
@rachelalicea500 7 лет назад
Is it me or does Brian Bosworth look like he could be John Cena's dad?
@prince_of_cats
@prince_of_cats 5 лет назад
Rachel Alicea he do
@notyou8716
@notyou8716 4 года назад
@@prince_of_cats Actually, it's "he DOES".
@notyou8716
@notyou8716 4 года назад
Alot of white men have similar facial bone structures. Sometimes I honestly have difficulty telling them apart in certain films.
@LightForger
@LightForger 3 года назад
He looks like a hybrid of Shawn michaels, Randy Orton, and John Cena
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 3 года назад
@@LightForger Cena & Michaels I can definitely see, but how does he resemble Orton?
@maxbrandt6
@maxbrandt6 8 лет назад
God, the riffs on this movie....too funny!
@TheNaturalPatHarris
@TheNaturalPatHarris 8 лет назад
Brian Bosworth almost did play DukeNukem in the first failed attempt at a live action movie
@cambellfan22
@cambellfan22 7 лет назад
TheNaturalPatHarris he would have been awesome
@crazyfvck
@crazyfvck 5 лет назад
@TheNaturalPatHarris That's why they mentioned it :P
@tetsuoswrath
@tetsuoswrath 2 года назад
Dolph is the only man capable of playing Duke accurately. :{
@alexjaybrady
@alexjaybrady 7 лет назад
Starring roided-out Mike Nelson
@Hollyberrystreats
@Hollyberrystreats 8 лет назад
Mike's Southern Seinfeld sounds a lot like his Barney Fife
@brianu2229
@brianu2229 7 лет назад
7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.
@FreejackVesa
@FreejackVesa Год назад
Damn, ive been doing it all wrong.
@adamfowler350
@adamfowler350 2 года назад
"This is gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate.....or my bulldozer" LOL wtf?
@nworbrelytthefirst
@nworbrelytthefirst 8 лет назад
11:16 Mac's dad from "always sunny"!
@markg999
@markg999 7 лет назад
Ha yeah it is.
@jonmackey159
@jonmackey159 8 лет назад
So that's what it would look like if 1985 and 1987 had a inbred baby lol
@charleroi66
@charleroi66 Год назад
Lance Erickson doing his best John Wick 4 impression at the end there
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 10 месяцев назад
It's P2P! How many takes did he need to say that! 🎭
@zerosysko
@zerosysko 7 лет назад
0:21 "Don Triscuttoni" lol.
@vegabonzo73
@vegabonzo73 7 лет назад
"Sorry, these were wrapped around my gun" 😂😂
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 года назад
Supermarket Sweep is way more intense than I remember
@alexjaybrady
@alexjaybrady 7 лет назад
Fake Syd Vicious looks a lot like Johnny Rotton
@mst3k54
@mst3k54 8 лет назад
I emailed Rifftrax for years asking them to do 'Stone Cold!'
@DR-420-69
@DR-420-69 2 года назад
was not ready for Banana Hammock reveal at 2:05
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 5 лет назад
Brian Bosworth is what happens when you don’t plan for your life after the NFL.
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 10 месяцев назад
I'd do a few B movies, D2V roles. Why the ^&*÷ not? 🎭
@PJVids83
@PJVids83 8 лет назад
This episode looks hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at all their wisecracks. So good.
@crazyfvck
@crazyfvck 6 лет назад
I had a good chuckle when I saw the bearded guy from Terminator 2. Does he play a biker in every movie that he's in? :P
@stevenatkinson1049
@stevenatkinson1049 5 лет назад
crazyfvck he was also in Near Dark. Not sure if he was a biker but he was in a bar at the counter. He seemed to have bad luck in bars!
@overcastandhaze
@overcastandhaze 4 года назад
"You forgot to say please..."
@stevenatkinson1049
@stevenatkinson1049 3 года назад
@Cletus Ross I know.
@RavnerRavner
@RavnerRavner 2 года назад
Character actors rarely branch out too far
@turdferguson7105
@turdferguson7105 7 лет назад
Who ruined the picture of my butt....lmao
@ghostexorcist
@ghostexorcist 6 лет назад
I woke up my entire apartment building laughing at 7:00
@EXPLISITemcee
@EXPLISITemcee 7 лет назад
The Lizard was mocking the cop by oinking...
@madamx7422
@madamx7422 9 лет назад
0:32 1985 + 1987 = 1991? yeah, that sounds about right.
@vandelayofficial492
@vandelayofficial492 7 лет назад
7:01 "Swank! Ten times as addictive as marijuana!"
@rstevens1836
@rstevens1836 Год назад
Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)
@jamesremington8056
@jamesremington8056 4 года назад
Why do I feel like if this movie were made for even less money it would have starred Reb Brown?
@davidconway6874
@davidconway6874 4 года назад
You got balls of stone, Steele. See it works either way.
@redheadboyyy123
@redheadboyyy123 7 лет назад
"Taint sweat, one hour's worth."
@danchallis805
@danchallis805 6 лет назад
Commander Kalgan, take me away!
@mkowboy13
@mkowboy13 2 года назад
I can’t think of a better biker movie
@Rozilla
@Rozilla 3 года назад
3:40 That's just how mullet giants greet each other 🤣
@Chipotleadvisory
@Chipotleadvisory 4 года назад
You know it’s in moments like these I remember my father’s last words which were “Don’t son, that gun is loaded”
@StanSwan
@StanSwan 3 года назад
"Taint sweat"? lol Laughing my head off!
@paxhumana2015
@paxhumana2015 8 лет назад
Did they just make a Final Fight reference in this movie?
@nomatchesformikey7768
@nomatchesformikey7768 8 лет назад
+Pax Humana Yes, yes they did
@nomatchesformikey7768
@nomatchesformikey7768 8 лет назад
Damn, he would have made a GREAT Duke Nukem
@bradperkins4669
@bradperkins4669 4 года назад
And keep his pork chops out of my bulldozer. Lmao!!!
@user-bw3oh5jy7n
@user-bw3oh5jy7n 5 месяцев назад
Better than anything you will get in this day and age CGI
@JoshuaResnick-qd7ln
@JoshuaResnick-qd7ln 5 лет назад
I just wanted Forsythe to get his damn hot dogs.
@EXPLISITemcee
@EXPLISITemcee 7 лет назад
Doesn't Charlie Sheen have a movie like this?
@dannyscites9430
@dannyscites9430 6 лет назад
EXPLISIT HIPHOP Above the Law.
@danchallis805
@danchallis805 6 лет назад
I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.
@yohei72
@yohei72 5 лет назад
I have the same question, but for Bond in Skyfall.
@BobPapadopoulos
@BobPapadopoulos 3 года назад
He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.
@Mama-eu1ss
@Mama-eu1ss Год назад
You seem to have use more brain cells than anyone who actually worked on this movie 🤔🤣
@vandelayofficial492
@vandelayofficial492 7 лет назад
"We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!"
@EXPLISITemcee
@EXPLISITemcee 7 лет назад
They need to remake this movie with Steve Austin
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 4 года назад
“Better be some hotdogs left”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“Worst Spider-Man reboot yet”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
Bishop the biker 😂
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
and two of the actors from Raising Arizona
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 3 года назад
At least Steve is a better actor than Brian Bosworth. Not by much…but still.
@felicity4711
@felicity4711 8 лет назад
6:34 Sudden Tommy Lee Jones accent!
@TerrySilverhand
@TerrySilverhand 2 года назад
Lol the main guy looks like Randy Orton if he had a mullet
@nomatchesformikey7768
@nomatchesformikey7768 8 лет назад
Olivertwiztid, your icon alone takes me to a happier place.
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 5 лет назад
Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!
@wickedmuffin76
@wickedmuffin76 4 месяца назад
"Bless you motherfu...my son"
@simonbyrd6518
@simonbyrd6518 6 лет назад
I know it's not a "riff," but still disappointed you didn't include "cleanup on aisle 4."
@captain_hat6247
@captain_hat6247 6 лет назад
5:18-5:23 What the Hell does that even mean?
@fluffiiesnutz
@fluffiiesnutz 6 лет назад
I loved this movie so did my little sister.
@jer2dabear
@jer2dabear Год назад
3:39 that guy looks like Kenny Omega
@ilikethecokev2
@ilikethecokev2 3 года назад
Not a SINGLE Stunner in this movie. I am disappointed.
@ussstropicana
@ussstropicana Год назад
0:21 Redefining ''Putting on the Ritz'".
@jspring9588
@jspring9588 7 лет назад
3:39 Kenny Omega?!?!?
@Grindhouseification
@Grindhouseification 8 лет назад
No Joke on Lance Henriksen's "Loaded Gun" Line?
@MoMo-xb7nr
@MoMo-xb7nr 2 года назад
@4:16 did the biker shit his pants but still have the seconcond portion prairie dogging it hahahahaha
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
“I’m with the FBI...oops!” 😂
@EXPLISITemcee
@EXPLISITemcee 7 лет назад
Much like Cobra...intro
@gabrielaubry1334
@gabrielaubry1334 7 лет назад
Did the makers of Stone Cold also work with the Breasts Council and Imprint Film?
@ClassicWrestlingReview
@ClassicWrestlingReview 8 лет назад
So they made a Mr. Socko reference, but no Stone Cold Steve Austin reference? I guess that would have been too easy.
@RaderizDorret
@RaderizDorret 8 лет назад
That's the mark of good comedy. Try not to go for the easy ones all the time.
@TheImperiusv
@TheImperiusv 4 года назад
"Arabella Holzbog" is the dorkiest female name I can imagine. That must be why her career never took off.
@jamesfrank3213
@jamesfrank3213 3 года назад
Think the Army won't notice a combat helicopter missing?
@stealthcheck
@stealthcheck 5 лет назад
He looks so much like Randy Orton, it's tripping me out. lol
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 6 лет назад
Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.
@soultopus
@soultopus 6 лет назад
And at 12:02, it's Ted Cruz!
@spencerbeales8965
@spencerbeales8965 Год назад
Surprised stone didn't hear all that machine gun fire in that store.
@stephensmith7327
@stephensmith7327 2 года назад
I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."
@WinkstheBeast
@WinkstheBeast 8 лет назад
4:04 to 4:17.. most horrific pan in film history.
@Crackmandan
@Crackmandan 8 лет назад
+WinkstheBeast Nazi flag for fun...(girls naked) more fun...kid pushing a stroller...ok what the hell?
@greedyd5524
@greedyd5524 6 лет назад
You don’t like naked women?
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 6 лет назад
You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.
@legacyteam5581
@legacyteam5581 6 лет назад
Are those bikes made by the same people who made the Ford Pinto?
@loulie1997
@loulie1997 8 лет назад
Wait, steel or stone? X'D
@felicity4711
@felicity4711 8 лет назад
12:02 Ted Cruz?
@joshuaporterfield6774
@joshuaporterfield6774 8 лет назад
Well, I could definitely see him as a "load inspector".
@collinsnider4179
@collinsnider4179 4 года назад
0:13-I want to party with this dude!
@Blueskybuffalo
@Blueskybuffalo 3 года назад
I just overdosed on early 90s coolness
@jeremiahdansereau2950
@jeremiahdansereau2950 2 года назад
12:02 Is that Kurt Russel!?!
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад
I was super surprised to see Bishop in this stinker haha, Lance henrikson must have had bills to pay
@stombstone
@stombstone 3 года назад
0:32 Oh look it's Mullet John Cena
@KaladinVegapunk
@KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад
ive loved Mike Bill and Kevin for years, watched MST3K as a kid in the 90s, followed rifftrax from day one i love their countless awesome references, hilarious bits and jokes.. But theres one thing they do that bugs me, and thats always shit talk pineapple on pizza haha.. Its good as fuck, anyone who doesnt like it either hasnt tried it or just doesnt like pineapple it compliments the meat so well, especially if you get green peppers too to balance out the flavor with a little salt and texture, sausage/pep mixed with GP and pineapple, either on thin or pan and especially with white sauce, is the best goddamn pizza
@PatTheBatmanFan
@PatTheBatmanFan 3 года назад
That was a thoughtful, impassioned argument. Still wrong though.
@mixmastermurphy
@mixmastermurphy 4 года назад
"Sorry, sir. I gotta inspect your load?" Was that guy Allen Covert? The main guy from Grandma's Boy?
@jasonmorgan8626
@jasonmorgan8626 Год назад
He started going faster why diddnt i think of that?😅😅😅
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 6 лет назад
Did I see Shawn Michaels in the first 20 seconds?
@shawnfields2757
@shawnfields2757 5 лет назад
Rawk4Life No, that's just some guy with a gun.
@jbellflower83
@jbellflower83 3 года назад
Why is Lance Henrikson always playing these types of charecters. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!
@MichelleAnnM
@MichelleAnnM 12 дней назад
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typecasting
@drumr72
@drumr72 4 года назад
And we pay you to learn to surf at some point..LOL!
@wroughtironmgtow9558
@wroughtironmgtow9558 4 года назад
I forgot Saigon Kick had one of their songs in this movie.
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 года назад
They probably want to forget
@zombiedodge1426
@zombiedodge1426 Год назад
Stone Group was Michael Douglas' production company. They had a record label, Third Stone, to which Saigon Kick were signed.
@user-bw3oh5jy7n
@user-bw3oh5jy7n 5 месяцев назад
Hey I'll take these types of movies of the shit they are putting out in this day and age
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