RiffTrax: Missile X: The Neutron Bomb Incident (Full FREE Movie)

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Peter Graves is taking a break from Biography to solve the NEUTRON BOMB INCIDENT! Enjoy this full free riff only on our RU-vid channel!
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@RobotoSan Год назад

"Joey, do you like movies about weapons of mass destruction?"

@GrimmShadowsII Год назад

"Joey do you like movies full of filler scenes"

@BenG9C9 Год назад

"Joey, you ever see a grown man sit on a broken roulette table?"

@zefrog7482 Год назад

🤣🤣

@pseudotasuki Год назад

"Have you ever seen a message self-destruct?" Wait, where am I?

@baloodarling486 Год назад

"Joey... Is it comforting to know my left arm is with you while you sleep in the cabin?"

@LordmonkeyTRM Год назад

Peter Graves really is the Peter Graves of his generation

@michelleadams5609 Год назад

Accept no substitutes. Lol

@claytonandres1194 Год назад

My favourite part of this was when Peter Graves was Peter Graves. He really sold the being Peter Graves of it all.

@MiTBender Год назад

My favorite part was when Peter Graves said "It's Peter Graves time!" and then proceeded to Peter Graves those guys.

@rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад

That is most likely the most likely sentence ever written. So accurate in its accuracy. Peter Graves would be as honored to read it as I was. Thank you

@ajs3994 Год назад

That says a lot.

@theomen7665 Год назад

"Sorry. When I put on a turtleneck I just turn into an ass kicking machine". Bro, same.

@Jesse__H Год назад

😁

@slowery43 Год назад

leave comedy to funny people

@typacsk Год назад

Sterling! Get off of RU-vid and focus on your mission!

@reesetorwad8346 Год назад

Tactileneck

@Merylstreep1949 Год назад

Was actually waiting for Peter Graves to ask that kid if he liked gladiator movies

@AdrianColley Год назад

I greatly enjoyed "she's about to see a grown man naked".

@H.F.Jimenez Год назад

you know how they call this movie in France? _Casino Royale with Cheese_

@cassetiquette Год назад

The montage of Peter Graves driving & walking places almost broke me

@JohnDoe-yr4wc Год назад

Me too 🤣

@daffers2345 Год назад

Peeeeeter Graves ... he got out A-A-ND walked! XD

@nonprofitgirl 11 месяцев назад

@@daffers2345 sing it!

@TheMrMeng Год назад

I firmly believe that any movie that has at least a little 'waka chika' in it can't be all bad.

@emilinebelle7811 Год назад

What’s that?

@CrAzYpotpie Год назад

@@emilinebelle7811 The funky music.

@chillydawgg4354 Год назад

I thought the same before I watched this

@ericacross7337 Год назад

I think every director from the 70's agreed. "Hey do we need a logical plot or believable action in the movie?" "Nah Just throw in the wah wah pedal in every scene, it will trick them into thinking they're watching Shaft."

@fthunngalha5118 Год назад

Heh. Tom Servo said the same thing about Mitchell's opening, iirc. :P

@0meAcat1 Год назад

If my little play managed to convince just one person, that Peter Graves went to the university of Minnesota.... then I've done my job

@steveharvey2102 Год назад

Does that count as a "Deep cut?" Or does it have to be a Rifftrax film for that? Hmm, I wonder. Cheers from Canada

@justincicconi759 Год назад

Hi, I’m Peter Graves.

@wickedmuffin76 16 дней назад

"I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium, as I am attending a swim meet."

@LukeMcGuireoides Год назад

The Peter Graves in a car ballad is solid gold, destined to be a hit.

@StephenGillie Год назад

I have new road trip music!

@Malamba4231 Год назад

I laughed so hard I missed a lot of what was happening on screen.

@jayjaycajun3701 Год назад

My favorite Peter Graves will always be the guy blasting what seemed like Yoko Ono music at grasshoppers who kept slipping off the postcard depiction of a skyscraper into Lake Michigan in "The Beginning of the End." *sigh*

@StephenGillie Год назад

@@jayjaycajun3701 Postcard grasshoppers are an amazing movie meme.

@gordons-alive4940 Год назад

Those stretches of long, absolutely pointless, painful just existing to fill time scenes really can bring out their best sometimes.

@dawood121derful Год назад

Gee I’ve never seen a casino built from folding tables and chairs before. It’s just hilarious how it only took one brawl to dismantle all the furniture.

@JFmK-sh5nh Год назад

"A sexually spent Peter Graves" is a riff that never stops being hilariously disturbing.

@sagaswp Год назад

Geriatric thrusting!

@rogue-like4life 10 месяцев назад

The best Turkish Bath scene was cut from Airplane!

@normanrenner4648 9 месяцев назад

Were you overpowered by it? Thank you, I'm Peter Graves.

@JamaicanCastle Год назад

It's amazing that they made this entire movie out of B-roll footage.

@kathleenmorrison2908 Год назад

Ah, how sad it is to see Iran before the Revolution. If only we had maintained our international friendship based on our love of flared pants and shame at being involved in this movie.

@richmcgee434 Год назад

Going by the 1979 release date on this dog of a film, it's more Iran during the Revolution than before it. They had to have been filming in 1978.

@kathleenmorrison2908 Год назад

@@richmcgee434 Damn! Wish Peter Graves had stepped in.

@wingsandash Год назад

To think that Peter Graves single-handedly brought about the fall of Iran. (On a more serious note, I was thinking the same thing. I hope Iran returns to those more-liberal days).

@lindajohnsonkaplan647 10 месяцев назад

@@richmcgee434Right. The only movie being “filmed” in Iran in 1979 was Argo.

@MrMrMrMrMerle 8 месяцев назад

Ayatollah Somebody: THE SHAH'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME! CARRADINE?

@ZERO_O7X Год назад

This is the wildest episode of the Golden Girls I've ever seen . Blanche sure won over Peters character very fast at the Iranian casino I must say.

@Phantasia_Workshop Год назад

😂

@Satellite_Of_Love Год назад

It's Mehdur She Wrote

@steveharvey2102 Год назад

Have you seen the Rifftrax that stars the actress who played Blanche? It was Black & White, from the 50's, I think. I can't remember the name of the movie. Damn! It's finally happened, I've run out of space on the mental hard drive. I'll have to pick up some extra memory, to put all the crazy movies in! Hate when that happens. Anyway, she was f i n e, fine, in that flic! And I cant beleive I just said that. Lol Cheers from Canada

@Katsnacks 7 месяцев назад

I do declare !

@halfling49 7 месяцев назад

@@steveharvey2102 The film's called Hollywood After Dark, starring a young Rue McClanahan. And yes, you can see her tits in one of the scenes

@adamfowler350 Год назад

I'm barely finished thanking rifftrax for the last full movie they added...I feel like I don't deserve this generosity.

@ZERO_O7X Год назад

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

@auxnull Год назад

beautiful black gift

@GBart Год назад

They make plenty from selling these too, I think

@roecocoa Год назад

You can always slide some dosh into their tip jar when you're flush.

@emilinebelle7811 Год назад

Yeah they mentioned donating to their cause.

@ve2vfd Год назад

Impossible! Who would have guessed Captain Over was an international man of mysteries!? ;)

@Satellite_Of_Love Год назад

Was Agent Over an agent working Under Dunn?

@dougjb7848 9 месяцев назад

Roger.

@dougjb7848 9 месяцев назад

I’m so glad Peter Graves was in this. Nobody else could be Peter Graves like he was.

@toddpeterson5904 Год назад

Peter Graves went to the University of Minnesota. I think he was particularly fond of the natatorium

@claytonandres1194 Год назад

He really did enjoy some good natured ribbing with his many pals at the University of Minnesota.

@bobbob465 Год назад

Someone should really write a biopic about that man.

@toddpeterson5904 Год назад

@@bobbob465 I bet three acts wouldn't be enough. You would need more than a dozen

@Chunkboi Год назад

Was it him or his clone that made giant locusts?

@ButtSolution Год назад

Thanks to the soundtrack, I'm pretty sure my neighbors think I'm watching 40 year old porn.

@Tony_Cardoza 2 месяца назад

"Life never even gave us a soign."

@dan1216 Год назад

I almost got a hernia laughing at the Peter Graves song. 😂

@AdrianColley Год назад

I liked the energy surge for "he opens another drawer".

@markiangooley Год назад

IMDb says that the Iranian actress who played the head policewoman was in Iran when the revolution hit, having chosen to stay, and was imprisoned for over a year, and although not officially forced to give up acting chose not to act again. She’d been very active in Iranian cinema though only in a few international productions. Ouch.

@ian_b Год назад

It's sad watching the last days of Pre-Revolutionary Iran.

@Eisenwulf666 Год назад

Used to date an Iranian girl. Her mother and grandmother went to university, had short skirts and even somehow sexy clothes in their old pictures. A couple years later they were dressed like nuns and couldn't go out with their heads uncovered. Crazy stuff

@GBart 2 месяца назад

Religion sucks

@favoritemustard3542 Год назад

Gunfight At Old Guy Corral just about killed me lol Looks like I wasn't the only one...

@rockydennis9928 Год назад

I want the Peter Graves song on my playlist.

@tonyfrench4449 Год назад

19:10 The "Peter Graves" song... one of my favorite Rifftrax moments.

@kalistapaige2768 Год назад

they were on point with the song!

@EarthboundX Год назад

Same! Whenever I rewatch this riff, I tend to rewind and rewatch the song part a few times.

@random22026 Год назад

Time stamp appreciation...engage! 😂😂🤣🤣Riveting.

@manwiththemachinegun Год назад

I don't hate the new MST3K seasons rapid-fire approach, but I do appreciate Mike and the crew giving some time between riffs to let them breathe.

@BBQMeatski Год назад

It’s all quality over quantity imo

@emilinebelle7811 Год назад

I guess I don’t hate the new mst3k people. I just don’t care about them. It’s not funny.

@alexs7670 10 месяцев назад

@@emilinebelle7811 mac and is pretty good, I think.

@rogue-like4life 10 месяцев назад

Never seen it and probably never will... I'm trying not to tarnish the legacy of one of my favorite TV shows in my mind. Good thing both crews still have content that's new to me.

@charlesajones77 9 месяцев назад

@@rogue-like4life You should at least watch Cry Wilderness (episode 1102), then decide whether to watch any more.

@A-small-amount-of-peas Год назад

I'm not sure why but the name Peter Graves is so pleasing to the ear. It's a name that rolls off the tongue and doesn't outstay it's welcome

@Satellite_Of_Love Год назад

Drinking game: Take a drink every time you hear "wakka-chikka-wakka" fight music and you find yourself instinctively saying "GUY FROM HARLEM!! UNH!"

@dougjb7848 9 месяцев назад

I got TWO REASONS.

@baloodarling486 Год назад

OMG, the director of Samurai Cop produced this movie !

@michelleadams5609 Год назад

Then you know it's quality. Lol

@phillip5245 Год назад

Samurai Cop was directed?!

@georgesykes394 4 месяца назад

@@phillip5245Samuri Cop wasn't directed. The guy who did the less Coke was in charge.

@danielburch3377 10 месяцев назад

"sorry,when I put on a turtle neck I just turn into an ass kicking machine"😂

@GrandTheftWatto Год назад

Between this AND Hillbillies in a Haunted house? I'm set for falling asleep for like 3 weeks! Thanks, Rifftrax!

@rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад

I wish we all could live in "Gravesland". Endless casino fistfights, fighting evil, saving the world, & gathering a harem of ladies from American tennis courts to Tehran hotels. 1:06:41 great peaking

@jeffweskamp3685 Год назад

I'd settle for just gathering a harem of ladies....

@greetpack9105 Год назад

19:10 What a musical masterpiece guys . I played it everyday at work. Maybe not the smartest idea on the loud speaker, but I did enjoy my time at Publix.

@ccjuju 11 месяцев назад

Loving the special guest appearance by John Carradine's chair, which as an added bonus has John Carradine in it for part of the time.

@mykhaylorusetsky202 Год назад

19:11 kicks off the funniest sequence I've seen RiffTrax do in years. 3 minutes of pure comedy gold!

@justincicconi3807 10 месяцев назад

"He takes a wallet out, and looks at it!"

@balalaikatana Год назад

Why do these crummy films have such great soundtracks?!

@kevinbarksdale7897 Год назад

Peter Graves would have made the most memorable queen of the cherry blossom festival. Too bad we never got to see that happen!

@jeremytrump7007 Год назад

According to wiki, "An international co-production between West Germany, Italy and Spain, much of filming took place on location in and around Tehran, Iran, in 1978 before the Iranian Revolution overthrew Iran's Shah."

@AtlatlMan 7 месяцев назад

"An international money laundering operation..."

@toma.4808 Год назад

The late german actor curd jurgens, famously known as karl stromberg- ocean villian in the 007 film the spy who loved me, who was also cardinal braschi in caligliostro - is now prominently featured in this film...wow😂

@ramonosuke Год назад

"Tonight, on Biography..." ;)

@dougjb7848 Год назад

Every scene is a chance to play “which one is recovering from a neurological illness, which one pulled an all-nighter at the local dive bar, and which one just finished his third double bourbon?”

@JamaicanCastle Год назад

It was the 70s - they _all_ just finished their third double bourbon. Even the policewoman.

@UnclePhil2k Год назад

I repeatedly watch this Riff while high. It just works. Not sure why. I think it's the disco boogie. And the world's most tiny nuclear warhead. 😊😅

@Erik_Swiger Год назад

From around 20:00 You know, I've gone most of my life wondering about how Peter Graves moves through time and space. And now I have my answers.

@omarsoliman2355 4 месяца назад

DEAR GOD! The raw emotion of a Peter Graves in bristling international spy action!!? what MORE could and audience in the 70s want??

@heyelliew Год назад

19:12 the best song 36:18 the most glorious fight in cinema history

@blugold94 Год назад

This one falls below "Parts: The Clonus Horror" in the list of quality on films Peter Graves appeared in.

@Jadriam Год назад

The hit Rifftrax single 'Filler Activities and Peter Graves' featured at 19:20 is a fantastic secret bonus jam.

@Jesse__H Год назад

Roulette IS the checkers of gambling, shit that's so accurate 🤣🤣🤣

@eddominates Год назад

This is the best musical I've ever seen

@MinaBear492 Год назад

Was not expecting the Swamp of the Ravens reference in this but I am here for it.

@suchiuomizu Год назад

My favorite song ever, too.

@jcollins1305 Год назад

One of the top 5 episodes of MST3k/Rifftrax. An absolute classic! Thank you for uploading!

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

55:37 When Joe Esteves is out of your price range, you get this guy.

@susanpumphrey354 9 дней назад

Ha! I told hubby while watching this, you know this guy looks suspiciously like Joe Estevez and now I'm scarred for life.

@thexalon Год назад

This plot, as well as this mission, was completely impossible.

@BBQMeatski Год назад

The plot was Peter Graves

@ENigma-um8zw Год назад

Thanks Rifftrax for all you do!

@Merylstreep1949 Год назад

Congratulations for that extremely deep cut XTC reference 👏 👌

@myrv_the_ocelot Год назад

this one would've been wonderful as a live show 😆

@rubberneckinc.8937 Год назад

The movie or the Rifftrax?

@stephenclark6236 Год назад

The Neutron Bomb Incident -- the latest album from Missile X! Look for it wherever you kids get your music these days.

@Satellite_Of_Love Год назад

Now That's What I Call A Neutron Bomb Incident!

@BigApeBooks Год назад

🎶Geriatric thrusting by Peter Graves🎶

@thelostone6981 Год назад

The old person jokes are killing me! Oh, wait! That’s my type 2 diabetes and not this riff.

@slowery43 Год назад

maybe save the comedy for those that are funny

@lilahphoenix4109 Год назад

@@slowery43bro....there's no need for that. It made me chuckle.

@Average_Brad Год назад

Nothing says tense espionage action/thriller like a jazz/funk fusion sound track...

@eduardopena5893 Год назад

Wait, Peter Graves, John Carradine, AND Mel Novak?! This is too much B-movie goodness in one show!

@francisknepper5695 Год назад

Their budget only covered one white lab coat, and it was too small for Carradine. I'm thinking they chose Graves as an 'action hero' due to Mission: Impossible, where he led the team that did the actual action (Peter Lupis was the muscle, Landau and Nimoy were masters of disguise, and Barbara Bain was... there). The only action heroing I remember Graves from was the end of Beginning of the End.

@JohnDoe-yr4wc Год назад

Wow, you guys are posting most of my faves for free. Bless you all!

@Eisenwulf666 Год назад

This movie is always on the brink of being a mediocre espionage thriller, but thank god the overall lack of any thrills whatsoever makes it a wonderful mess

@ajs3994 Год назад

Thank you! It was very bland.

@richmcgee434 Год назад

It's really helped out by the utterly incompetent casting and wooden acting throughout, too. Keeps it safely below the threshold of mediocrity.

@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад

It did have a lot of really good environmental bullet squibs, they could have done even less and just made bullet sounds

@BigApeBooks Год назад

I laughed out loud often at this one, great stuff!

@versebuchanan512 Год назад

Those Carradines are always a treat in every film one of them pops up in. You always hope to see one just hanging around

@guiltygearalonecompl Год назад

Oof

@Eisenwulf666 Год назад

you sir, are a despicable human being. Take my like and get out

@dynamicsketch Год назад

How do they keep getting roped into these films?

@Lammy4ever7 Год назад

Can y'all quit the Carradine jokes? You're strung up in them.

@life_of_riley88 Год назад

I try not to get too hung up on them.

@Ilmyrn Год назад

I swear, he look like Leslie Nielsen in that thumbnail.

@mjjoe76 Месяц назад

This movie would have been better with Leslie Nielsen because then it wouldn’t just be unintentionally funny.

@CinnamonGrrlErin1 Год назад

I kind of like the organ music. It's like if Garth Hudson slammed a 6-pack of Red Bull and went to town

@typacsk Год назад

I'm not sure which I like better: the Ballad of Peter Graves, or the "Walking Down the Stairs" music from Retro Puppet Master

@davidwilliams5497 Год назад

15:24 “Then they got back to locking up women who show too much ankle.” Oooh, topical!

@dennismason3740 Год назад

RiffTrax led me to believe that only the first five minutes were free. I've been lied to DECEIVED!

@benrichardson5662 Год назад

10:50 John wasn't reading the script here; he was confused as to who the heck his character was and what he was doing there

@jayjaycajun3701 Год назад

For a few seconds there I straight up thought that the Baron had played Luke Skywalker's dying Vader dad in "The Return of the Jedi." Glad I was wrong. I'd hate to think that even Darth Vader could be soulless enough to be in this turkey.🤪

@najaB76 Год назад

I've heard that rumours of a sequel to this movie may have been responsible for the revolution.

@msgfrmdaactionman3000 Год назад

That was very funny, thanks Rifftrax! I'm Peter Graves and this is Biography. Peter has been in at least four films riffed by these guys (MST3K and Rifftrax) I wonder if he was in more then four? Probably. Still not in as many films as riffed with John Carradine in them (I'm guessing 8 plus this one). It's also amazing to see "Iran" before the revolution! @25:28 a picture of the Shah! BTW, according to an IMdb reviewer, "Pouri, the actress who played the undercover police captain, didn't get out of Iran in time and spent a year in Islamic jail and never acted again."

@misterpeanut718 Год назад

So Hollywood has had movies where you can’t hear/understand dialogue for years. Nolan approves.

@mjjoe76 Месяц назад

Yes, but this movie wasn’t Hollywood’s doing.

@jaohonaxa Год назад

So here's the question who's the worst agent: Peter Graves, Secret Agent Super Dragon, the Agent from H..A. R. M., or the guy from Danger Death Ray?

@skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад

How could you not make a single Burgermeister Meisterburger joke this whole movie?!

@Satellite_Of_Love Год назад

BurgerMeister jokes are illegal, unlawful, AND anyone caught making BurgerMeister jokes will be arrested and thrown in the DUNGEON! (No kidding). There'll be no more....Burger...Meister...riffs...TO THE KING!

@Evil0tto Год назад

I'm Peter Graves, and you read this comment in my voice.

@Phantasia_Workshop Год назад

I certainly did

@mjjoe76 Месяц назад

Actually, I read it in the voice of Trace Beaulieu doing his Peter Graves impression. University of Minnesota.

@rebuiltHK47 Год назад

I'm Peter Graves and tonight we will explore the Neutron Bomb called "Missile X" and how it relates to the Teheran Incident as Pete Teheran tells all, right here on A&E. Again, I'm Peter Graves, former student of the University of Minnesota.

@archstanton9073 Год назад

John Carradine! Was he always a hundred years old?

@michelleadams5609 Год назад

I see you, RiffTrax, spoiling us again. ❤ Peter Graves went to which University? Lol

@suchiuomizu Год назад

Castleton?

@killeing Год назад

Favorite Line: "Janitorial, someone took the craps table literally again!"

@troywright359 Год назад

1:02:36 "Move, C'mon!" 5 seconds later "C'mon! Move!" Like a video game character repeating lines lol

@dougjb7848 9 месяцев назад

Move move move! Now breathe!

@mjjoe76 Месяц назад

@@dougjb7848 Thank you. Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of Space Mutiny.

@analezaa6306 Год назад

How did Peter Graves look the exact same in this movie as he did when he did Biography?

@houseonahillok Год назад

He probably had that same white hair in this 40's.

@MyYTaccountName Год назад

The absurdity of this movie is perfect to watch if you have Covid-19 and are stuck home.

@KaladinVegapunk Год назад

Hahaha Nosferatu got em makes me laugh way more than it should, just so subtle and perfect That and queen of the cherry blossom festival actually cracked up the other guys which is really rare

@danmccarthy4700 Год назад

YES! One of my favorites! The Peter Graves Jam lives!!!

@hilarymol6607 Год назад

Crouching Accountant, Hidden Customer Service Call Center Manager!

@billyyank2198 Год назад

I'm expecting a lot of Mission: Impossible references. Please don't disappoint!

@choosecarefully408 Год назад

I want _"Airplane"_ references! "Billy; Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

@LukeMcGuireoides Год назад

You got it. Even spent the night in a Turkish prison?

@Jarumo76 Год назад

Luke, do you like movies about gladiators ?

@MacTechG4 Год назад

No, why don’t you handle it, billy…

@joelbostic8323 Год назад

GERIATRIC THRUSTING!!!

@mrwednesdaynight Год назад

At an hour and 14 minutes, this movie is already pretty short. But with how much padding there is, this script must have been about 20 pages.

@JohnDoe-yr4wc 9 месяцев назад

They edited out 20+ minutes for the Rifftrax version. For the best I think, as the movie doesn't outstay its welcome.

@dougjb7848 9 месяцев назад

21:30 If I had the RiffTrax crew as my personal soundtrack, I’d probably be CEO of a Fortune500 company *and* have won a Nobel.

@RRegalado64 8 дней назад

The "Peter Graves in a Taxi" theme is classic!

@alanbear6505 Год назад

At 24:25 all I could think was "MY CABBAGES!". (I know someone out there will get the reference.)

@davidmcgill2862 Год назад

Avatar

@richmcgee434 Год назад

@@davidmcgill2862 Airbender, that is. Not the crappy Cameron movie with the blue aliens.

@ChampionElCid Год назад

Honestly a bit disappointed Rifftrax didn't make that reference themselves.

@JamaicanCastle Год назад

@@richmcgee434 Although I would pay good money for the next _Avatar_ movie to have a na'vi walk past, face in hands, sobbing "my cabbagesssss..." for no reason.

@nonprofitgirl 11 месяцев назад

Every time they made a John Carradine joke, I automatically say, “stop it!” aloud. I don’t know where the Carradine allegiance comes from ..but it’s always with me. :)