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The Best Of STEVEN SEAGAL (PART ONE) 

Vic Berger
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@RetrogradeBeats
@RetrogradeBeats 5 лет назад
You still dangerous mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmm
@robdcollector2808
@robdcollector2808 5 лет назад
Retrograde Beats ....woahhh..segalls stomach is dangerous!! Looks looks like hes going to burst
@sinisterminister6478
@sinisterminister6478 5 лет назад
Maybe to a pepperoni pizza that's about it.
@saxongreen78
@saxongreen78 4 года назад
Fast food farts are acrid and can burn the nose and lungs...so, maybe.
@DrJbaggins
@DrJbaggins 4 года назад
I died
@RelativeWind
@RelativeWind 4 года назад
you do know how to whistle don't you?
@a3lfeoxld
@a3lfeoxld 5 лет назад
Fun fact, he became a sensei by eating another sensei
@jermpunchy4653
@jermpunchy4653 4 года назад
Was the sensei a carrot
@meme7773
@meme7773 4 года назад
Makes sense
@jeanlucnelaton
@jeanlucnelaton 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ramasenirama
@Ramasenirama 4 года назад
Lmao
@chickenpotpieare3things
@chickenpotpieare3things 4 года назад
Afterwards he put his hands together in front of his face in respect 😂
@FlyingOverTr0ut
@FlyingOverTr0ut 5 лет назад
I remember that reality show where Segal was a cop. They'd show him driving and switch to a "criminal cam", where he'd psychically detect criminals and the camera would zoom in on a black person.
@idontmind5815
@idontmind5815 5 лет назад
He was in Louisiana and Arizona.
@1-gz7xy
@1-gz7xy 5 лет назад
@@idontmind5815 fuck i live in Arizona shit
@thelastgearbender1158
@thelastgearbender1158 4 года назад
@Bert Clayton isn't it funny?
@jamboalive4208
@jamboalive4208 4 года назад
And he spelled his last name correctly.
@incrediblej.9762
@incrediblej.9762 4 года назад
LOL
@Melodic-Metal
@Melodic-Metal 4 года назад
Putin got him in for his own amusement , he couldn’t even refrain from the smirking
@luigicadorna8644
@luigicadorna8644 3 года назад
They are supposedly good friends and Seagal gets treated like minor royalty in Russia but I can’t help but think you are correct.
@RustOnWheels
@RustOnWheels 3 года назад
If you stroke an ego the right way they will do anything you say.
@kreuzschmerz36
@kreuzschmerz36 3 года назад
Ask Donald!
@kiptelgat
@kiptelgat 3 года назад
@@luigicadorna8644 like a court jester?
@chrismofer
@chrismofer 3 года назад
@@kiptelgat no, a jester knows they're a clown.
@circedge
@circedge 5 лет назад
A man so lethal he wears a pillow under his clothes so you don't get hurt. Considerate too.
@vooveks
@vooveks 5 лет назад
Each segment of his chiseled six-pack could punch you in the face on its own.
@PERRYS_PROPS
@PERRYS_PROPS 3 года назад
a My Pillow to be succinct lol!
@muzishabangu1938
@muzishabangu1938 3 года назад
😂😂
@PlayboyChrisATL60
@PlayboyChrisATL60 2 года назад
Lol
@nightshadeii9248
@nightshadeii9248 5 лет назад
Master of Bullshido Update: humbled by all likes. Thank you.
@chuchfever
@chuchfever 5 лет назад
I bet he knows the 1/4 of blood Technique..... 🤣🤣🤣
@lordofthebeltsthereturnoft1127
It isn't Bullshit, sorry. Though some of the stuff in his movies is clear BS, but Aikido isn't BS itself. I literally do it myself and beat 3 people in a fight with it, also Seagal did accidentally break Sean Connery's wrist with it. You also learn to fight with jo (a staff/stick) in Aikido. None of this is bullshit, only to people who have never done it. I literally broke a person's forearm bone with Aikido, but I am not proud of it (I only use it for self defence). Seagal does put a lot of barely useful things in his movies though, it isn't a proper representation for the most part. Just as Kung Fu movies are mostly off in fantasy land with moves that either are unrealistic for show, or barely ever work. This is because a movie is meant to excite people, regular moves that work reliable are not as flashy. Aikido is about joint manipulation, and if you do break someone's wrist or arm.......it's game over for them. Jiu Jitsu is also very good as well, judo combined with Jiu Jitsu is actually really good (that's how it was originally in Japan).
@YihuaWeller
@YihuaWeller 5 лет назад
Nice 😂
@quentindugger5389
@quentindugger5389 5 лет назад
Completely false. Aikido is one of the most effective martial arts there is. After I earned my 3rd degree in Taekwondo and 1st degree in Traditional Karate I tried my hand at Aikido. And without mats those floors hurt, the hits are effective, and the joint locks when applied correctly would break the bones of any experienced fighter.
@andrewmorgan2537
@andrewmorgan2537 5 лет назад
Master of the Whopper. Master of chile fries. Master of Subway. Master of taco platter. Master of bbq ribs. Master of a bucket of fried chicken. Master of extra crispy. Master of 7 herbs and spices.
@INTENSPENCE
@INTENSPENCE 5 лет назад
My favorite post-prime seagal moment was during (i think) the pilot episode of his cop show: He is involved in a hot pursuit of a suspect that probably 10 other squad cars are also in on. He arrives after multiple officers already have the suspect pinned down, and he runs up to the action saying, "tase him! tase him!". I couldn't believe it.
@ostapbendervan7874
@ostapbendervan7874 5 лет назад
you remember that dude that was way back i forgot he look so big n childlike
@OpusLoveProductions
@OpusLoveProductions 3 года назад
I'd say that was probably the beginning of the end for America.
@OpusLoveProductions
@OpusLoveProductions 3 года назад
@Michael Gil Lets not forget the time he ran a tank through a home to break up a chicken fight. Killing the chickens.
@Mercury-Wells
@Mercury-Wells 3 года назад
He's so Zen
@nigelft
@nigelft 3 года назад
@@OpusLoveProductions ... and a dog ...
@Boxmajor
@Boxmajor 5 лет назад
2:37 Those 2 girls cringing is so perfect.
@Angry-Lynx
@Angry-Lynx 3 года назад
@MR D looks like ego happened to him 😂
@pirateman1144
@pirateman1144 3 года назад
@@Angry-Lynx Is ego the new hip slang for cocaine? If so, correct!
@RedPlayerOne
@RedPlayerOne 5 лет назад
Vic this is beautiful. I feel like this is actually a very loving video. In the same vein as Tim and Eric, there is a celebration of our absurdities, character flaws, egos, bogus personas. Your observation and then showcasing of human absurdity is like a refreshing antidote to the hum-drum of everyday life that smothers us with these perpetual self-delusions. With your work we can zoom in on a persona and feel the comedic tragedy that unfolds in all our lives.
@VicBerger
@VicBerger 5 лет назад
RedPlayerOne Thank you!
@swilkobarfingtoniii1642
@swilkobarfingtoniii1642 5 лет назад
Get a room guys. Seriously.
@TheBlarggle
@TheBlarggle 5 лет назад
Yeah, but Steven Segal is a piece of shit. And he killed a puppy, so...
@cheezew1zz
@cheezew1zz 5 лет назад
This comment cured my dry eyes y’all
@Zom13y
@Zom13y 5 лет назад
TheBlarggle wasn't there allegations of him being involved in human trafficking of sex workers? Honest question here, I thought I remember hearing about one of those 90's "tough" guys being involved in something like this and could of sworn it was Steven. Edit: changed their to there.
@big3ye378
@big3ye378 5 лет назад
He is well versed in the art of LieKido, a skill most highly effective in part-time policing and reality television.
@sidebet5553
@sidebet5553 4 года назад
Thought it was bullshido?
@MikeStand11
@MikeStand11 4 года назад
Pretty sure it's Ju-Shitsu or Kung Fool
@onward2727
@onward2727 3 года назад
He’s a master of many martial arts, in fact some say literally all of them. But be especially careful of his Liekwondo
@ophiolatreia93
@ophiolatreia93 3 года назад
Bullshido
@ophiolatreia93
@ophiolatreia93 3 года назад
Jee can't don't
@dsargent724
@dsargent724 4 года назад
Once a human karate master, now a goatee bear in a bathrobe that wrestles in slow motion between snacks.
@jmzcolton
@jmzcolton 5 лет назад
That nearly silent watermelon tap on the hand-off.
@jeffreywood924
@jeffreywood924 5 лет назад
He "Five-Finger-of-Death'd" that melon. Later that night, anyone that ate that melon will die of a heart attack.
@Ogmoney187
@Ogmoney187 5 лет назад
Im dead
@trombone7
@trombone7 4 года назад
1:17 . . . HA.Ha . . . You have to crank it.
@aegisreflector1239
@aegisreflector1239 2 года назад
Nice Julie from the Maxx pf pic
@PeterMasalski93
@PeterMasalski93 3 года назад
I heard he is making a comeback to DVD with new sequels such as Hard to fill Above the Buffet Out for ice cream Beyond coleslaw
@MCGofukyerself
@MCGofukyerself 3 года назад
I think two examples would have been suffice.
@michaelfoy8447
@michaelfoy8447 2 года назад
Under Grease 3
@nelihmazen1420
@nelihmazen1420 2 года назад
Don't forget Belly of the Bullshitter
@argetect2847
@argetect2847 2 года назад
Brother no
@bilalattique825
@bilalattique825 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!!! YOU SIR MADE ME CRACK SO HARD, PEOLE ARE WATCHING ME LEFT RIGHT THINKING IM CRAZY... LOLZZZZZ
@LaGuerre19
@LaGuerre19 5 лет назад
Wow! Piers Morgan *_and_* Steven Segal in one room, together?! I didn't know my mouth could hold so much vomit
@multitudeofidols
@multitudeofidols 5 лет назад
It makes you wonder why the earth didn't open up right below them and do the whole world a favour.
@saxongreen78
@saxongreen78 4 года назад
It's like when rancid grease congeals and forms a fatberg...only stout men with strong stomachs and heavy equipment can deal with it!
@Benhardyfan
@Benhardyfan 4 года назад
@@saxongreen78 wait I thought fatbergs were all shit and baby wipes
@johnbrown1290
@johnbrown1290 5 лет назад
"We trained him wrong.. as a joke!"
@pazz6708
@pazz6708 4 года назад
One of my favorite movies. I actually bought it on DVD that's how good it was, wish they would have made the the follow up. Betty....
@Nunez87
@Nunez87 3 года назад
"I shit myself, making me the victor" is how he got out of the chokehold
@c.9345
@c.9345 3 года назад
"I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot"
@ZX-ou5op
@ZX-ou5op 3 года назад
Try my Nuts-to-your-Fist style!
@mac_91
@mac_91 3 года назад
SHIRT RIPPER!!
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 5 лет назад
He only squints because he has dry eyes, y'all.
@lordofthebeltsthereturnoft1127
Actually it's because he is a mix of things, he is part Jewish from Russia and also part Mongolian as well. It's why he looks so racially ambiguous, he is the type of guy who could fit in south America anywhere or even claim to be native American in the USA or even claim to be from Kazakhstan or something. He could even tell people he is simply half Asian and that is also believable, he is very racially ambiguous. Probably the only thing he couldn't claim he is, is if he said he was half black or something.
@RRVVWW73
@RRVVWW73 5 лет назад
Steven seagal is a mess
@idontmind5815
@idontmind5815 5 лет назад
Lord of the belts: The return of the KING Why not? It worked for Rachel Dolezal.
@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738
@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738 4 года назад
Lord of the belts: The return of the KING I thought he was an Irish Jew lol. Jewish father + irish mother. The rest he made up cause he’s a pathological liar. Also, the black hair dye helps.
@joebergin6353
@joebergin6353 4 года назад
He's trying to be Chinese
@luisvillarreal5262
@luisvillarreal5262 3 года назад
Looks like those guys are always running up to him as if to give him a big hug. Then Steven kindly rejects them by throwing them down on the mat. LOL
@Questchaun
@Questchaun 5 лет назад
RIP Vic Steven will have your head.
@swilkobarfingtoniii1642
@swilkobarfingtoniii1642 5 лет назад
"Knife to see ya..." SHiCCCCK
@lukeshippart4
@lukeshippart4 5 лет назад
Vic is due to visit the blood bank real soon
@jamesrowles9249
@jamesrowles9249 5 лет назад
He'd probably just want his melons
@GeorgeB514
@GeorgeB514 5 лет назад
The 2 kids laughing in the stands are my spirit animal
@Kimikosnoh
@Kimikosnoh 5 лет назад
God, you have so much material to work through with Seagal 😂😂
@LanceBakerActor
@LanceBakerActor 5 лет назад
"part one" is ominous, obvious, and absolutely amazing news.
@BlindGardener
@BlindGardener 3 года назад
I'm here because I'm obsessed with him at this point. I watched so many videos of him already today
@happytimeharry363
@happytimeharry363 5 лет назад
In the carrot scene, it appears as though he is wearing a fake mustache and beard. Also, thank you Vic.
@teddybrow
@teddybrow 5 лет назад
Apparently he thinks heavily dying his facial hair to match his heavily dyed top-of-head hair is a good idea. Of course, it's pretty clear that making good choices has never been his strong suit.
@LanceBakerActor
@LanceBakerActor 5 лет назад
There's a Travolta Xmas music vid that got tossed around on Twitter a few days ago-- same barber. I think it's called "I think you'll like it."
@guyshafor1320
@guyshafor1320 5 лет назад
@@teddybrow pretty sure that's a hair piece on top
@dang2390
@dang2390 5 лет назад
I don't think it's fake it's rumored to just be touched up with a Sharpie pen same with his hairline it's all Sharpie
@ShutTheMuckUp
@ShutTheMuckUp 4 года назад
@@guyshafor1320 His hair was starting to thin in the 80s, now he has some kind of Chia Pet painted black atop his noggin.
@tommydimmel1914
@tommydimmel1914 5 лет назад
I rarely laugh out loud, period. Unfortunately, my humor trigger almost never goes off with most ‘comedy’ I see. Maybe once in a while a few seconds worth of something funny will actually produce an involuntary chuckle. In a rare moment, I laughed out loud throughout the entirety of this video. Bravissimo, Vic Berger! Absolutely hilarious.
@stoneyll
@stoneyll 5 лет назад
Who is he fake fighting? The Washington Generals?
@bigd5080
@bigd5080 5 лет назад
That’s REALLY funny!!! Well done mate.
@maryh3470
@maryh3470 5 лет назад
As Sweet Georgia Brown plays eerily in the background
@MCGofukyerself
@MCGofukyerself 3 года назад
well played
@billpool1217
@billpool1217 3 года назад
NAILED IT🤣😅😂
@nabeelwork2747
@nabeelwork2747 5 лет назад
Its too dangerous to have this man just walk around our world
@1chuck23
@1chuck23 Год назад
I know, right? I mean people are dumb and vulnerable enough to believe his BS
@officialrivv
@officialrivv 10 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
@rommix0
@rommix0 10 месяцев назад
Yeah I know right. I wouldn't want that many earthquakes either.
@bertnbirdgaming4315
@bertnbirdgaming4315 5 лет назад
i have to bag his groceries... often...literally...
@okstever
@okstever 5 лет назад
A lot of fried and deep fried foods I suppose?
@johnbrown1290
@johnbrown1290 5 лет назад
Steven Segal's bags are a mess.
@HazeGreyAndUnderway
@HazeGreyAndUnderway 5 лет назад
Pics or gtfo
@thorkrynu4551
@thorkrynu4551 5 лет назад
I have to know what he eats besides earth pulled carrots.
@doctorthirteen5727
@doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад
BertNBirdGaming Is that a euphemism? If it is, we want graphic details.
@meaganmoney5990
@meaganmoney5990 3 года назад
This is amazing
@Djrossi13
@Djrossi13 5 лет назад
He met with Putin?? Wtf, I hate our world.
@ryanx9372
@ryanx9372 5 лет назад
Oh yeah!
@SilverCanary1
@SilverCanary1 5 лет назад
Afaik segal lives in Moscow. That said he doesn't insta qualify for a Putin party for that reason alone or Vlad would not have time to dictate and all of that shiz
@AlexHerlan
@AlexHerlan 5 лет назад
Denis Rodman is like best friends with Kim Jong-un. Gotta love it
@UliaAB
@UliaAB 5 лет назад
Of course Putin loves him, don't forget that he ran over a puppy by unnecessarily driving a tank through a house for a reality TV show. www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/08/31/actor-steven-seagal-sued-for-driving-tank-into-arizona-home-killing-puppy/#2b8d135a7489
@DanielA-pq8vv
@DanielA-pq8vv 5 лет назад
The honor, I assure you, was Putin’s.
@Hobopower84
@Hobopower84 5 лет назад
Seagal himself with the one dislike.
@RipTheJackR
@RipTheJackR 5 лет назад
You assume he understands that this video is about him.
@dozer30
@dozer30 5 лет назад
When your hair looks like a low budget knock off of the Metroid helmet, you’d better know some karate. I love his karate opponents. Run... run... run... attack... flip fall! Run... run... attack... flip fall! I think the karate slippers come free with his outfits.😅🤣😂
@robdcollector2808
@robdcollector2808 5 лет назад
Shawn Black ....im sure they were all paid to make segall look good. Even the crowd was laughing at how fake it was
@dfdfgdfghfdh
@dfdfgdfghfdh 5 лет назад
My friends and I just watched one of his movies yesterday Contract To Kill (2016) and it did not disappoint on the laughs. Some of the actors were even visibly holding back laughter when acting opposite of Steven Seagal. Also love the song at 2:16
@TourettesOrc
@TourettesOrc 5 лет назад
Heard he’s difficult to work with too. Very fussy man in his own world.
@dfdfgdfghfdh
@dfdfgdfghfdh 5 лет назад
@@TourettesOrc Yeah the story John leguizamo told about him knocking John into a wall comes to mind immediately. Seagal did it due to John laughing at what he said at a rehearsal. "I am in command, what I say is law"
@MozTS
@MozTS 5 лет назад
Blacklisted in toronto and new york for filmming
@multitudeofidols
@multitudeofidols 5 лет назад
I still don't understand why people keep putting him movies. Guy's not only asshole, but you have to put so much more work in getting body and voice over doubles, why not just skip the middle man and hire someone else?
@hellomcflyy
@hellomcflyy 5 лет назад
he just did one with Mike Tyson somewhere in Asia...that one looks insane
@Tomix1980
@Tomix1980 Год назад
the faces in the audience when all the people were choreograttacking him ... price less. you clearly can read the "is this like for real and serious ?" :D loved it :D
@whyfoldnow9372
@whyfoldnow9372 3 года назад
This had me literally crying. Some of the best edits I've seen/heard. Brilliant
@slicktom300
@slicktom300 5 лет назад
Watching a big bear in with a slick pony tail tossing guys around meeting dictators and eating carrots was highly needed. Thank you Vic this was needed to pick up my day.
@o-k9267
@o-k9267 5 лет назад
I know people say this phrase a lot, misusing it more than "I love you", but I actually think this might be the most underrated channel on youtube. They should dispatch a Vic to every country. You know, humanitarian help. Keep it up!
@nunliski
@nunliski 5 лет назад
Hey idiot, the internet is global!
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 3 года назад
@@nunliski Hey, idiot! 1. Not in underdeveloped countries! 2. Maybe he meant that there should be someone to create satiric takedowns of ridiculous pop culture figures in other countries!
@GrahamBarth
@GrahamBarth 5 лет назад
What's your favorite Seagal look? Pony tail? Bandana? Gi? Tier 1 operator? Native American Shadow Wolf/Spirit Warrior?
@cloudofthought
@cloudofthought 5 лет назад
The watermelon stuffed Gi, for sure.
@GrahamBarth
@GrahamBarth 5 лет назад
@Dom Trussardi Look up Way of the Shadow Wolves. "... which gave him the power over SOME people and MANY snakes." - Actual quote from the book, in description of the main character's super powers. And then look up the Chapo Trap House reading series of that book.
@TheSuperMegaPlus
@TheSuperMegaPlus 5 лет назад
BUCK NAKED OF COURSE
@nSRemedy
@nSRemedy Год назад
This is mint.
@kindledflame5179
@kindledflame5179 2 года назад
I'm watching this drunk and it feels like some funny ass weird dream and I love it
@laklo3606
@laklo3606 Год назад
incredible 🙏🙏 thankyou for bringing this to us
@robertbordevik5072
@robertbordevik5072 2 года назад
My god, the editing and composition of this whole thing is totally amazing 😂🔥
@supercompooper
@supercompooper 4 года назад
I bet he couldn't handle my Kamehameha wave attack!
@tsotza5035
@tsotza5035 3 года назад
Putin's smirk says it all.
@paulallen3753
@paulallen3753 2 года назад
Putin's been playing the west for a long time, you can look back to the 90s before he got the facial implants, and he'd always have that knowing smirk
@thefattesthagrid
@thefattesthagrid Год назад
@@paulallen3753 don't ruin the fun around here with political shit..
@kevinmahon7848
@kevinmahon7848 Год назад
Could Putin actually be in on the joke??!!
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 5 лет назад
@Vic Berger · *Everytime* I get super sad with a case of the "powerless·epathy·s", I KNOW I can watch ANYTHING you've lovingly crafted & my sadness is alleviated for approx. 18·28hrs. TY sooooooooooooooo much · you're a *way better version* of a 3·day·inpatient psych eval.
@RB-jl8gj
@RB-jl8gj 5 лет назад
I see Berger, I click ! ☭
@quidestveritas0
@quidestveritas0 5 лет назад
Steve sees burgers he eats
@sirtainlee8725
@sirtainlee8725 Год назад
He's still got it! I'm talking about Vic Berger, of course.
@GullySyde28
@GullySyde28 5 лет назад
YES YES YES CLASSIC VIC BERGER EDITS.ALL CAPS SALUTE FROM AUSTRALIA
@eaglerabbit8922
@eaglerabbit8922 2 года назад
"You act Asian, you look Native American, your name is possibly Jewish. What are you?"
@ElSoloNoco
@ElSoloNoco 4 года назад
This just became one of my favourite videos of all time, well done, a part 2 NEEEEEEDS to happen, there's so much more footage, plus you've got all of Lawman to dip into
@ditchweed2275
@ditchweed2275 4 года назад
These videos are enlightment. By definition.
@tsumardi
@tsumardi 2 года назад
His movies are comedy gems. It's so funny, I love watching them for laughs. I hope he keeps making them.
@coreyhall1150
@coreyhall1150 Год назад
Greatest scene he ever did was when he fell out the bottom of the plane and was never seen again the rest of the movie lmfao.
@lawrenceking675
@lawrenceking675 9 месяцев назад
Hahaha I completely agree 😂
@anniebragg11
@anniebragg11 4 года назад
beautiful production, i enjoyed it fully, thanks
@batmanforawhile
@batmanforawhile 4 года назад
Patiently waiting for Part 2.
@ernestoleitao8684
@ernestoleitao8684 4 года назад
Thx for this video, pure comedy gold
@cowbirdslikeme
@cowbirdslikeme 5 лет назад
Definitely one of your best Vic. Love your stuff man. Keep it up!
@chrisv73
@chrisv73 5 лет назад
Thanks again Vic!!!🇺🇸
@vicaldama9314
@vicaldama9314 5 лет назад
Yes back to the fever dream edit Vic! The old Vic,the classic Vic!
@slurpee27
@slurpee27 5 лет назад
Best thing I have seen in a while
@xyaeiounn
@xyaeiounn 5 лет назад
Seagal brought the principle of uke-nage to the US screen and if he'd disappeared after his first movie he'd still be some kind of legend. The principle works this way: anyone, even a toddler, can be made to look like a devastating fighter if their opponent knows how to take a spectacular fall. Good timing on that opponent's part, as well as good cinematography and editing, makes the protagonist look serious. I think it's just straight laziness that turned fight scenes into the hot garbage they are now, especially in superhero movies. Seagal just had to keep milking it though, while trying to expand his brand, his legend. Which is a formula for becoming a joke. When i noticed him being dragged along on a skateboard to look like he was moving smoothly i knew he'd crossed into that bizarre Chuck Norris land. Great clip Vic, you clearly show the love in what you do, love of the absurd and even the subject.
@pommygeezer6789
@pommygeezer6789 3 года назад
That clip with Piers Morgan just sums Seagal up 100%. He's great value.
@krnflks
@krnflks 5 лет назад
Don't know if you'll read this, but keep fucking doing you. You're an amazing musician and do wonderful things with video editing. You are a true meme lord, Vic Berger. Hope everything you want in life comes to you if it has not already.
@BuddyCoopers
@BuddyCoopers 4 года назад
To the blood bank. Thanks Vic, you the man.
@Hazzard0
@Hazzard0 5 лет назад
Vic Berger is a national treasure!
@chrisccc22
@chrisccc22 5 лет назад
This is going to be gold. Just starting to watch now.
@avapingbaby
@avapingbaby 5 лет назад
it's been awhile since a video made me tear up from laughing but here comes vic berger
@MrMandalore234
@MrMandalore234 3 года назад
1 second in “TRIGGER DISCIPLINE!!!!!”
@Dongulator
@Dongulator 5 лет назад
Was he ever actually any good at martial arts?
@noelc8927
@noelc8927 5 лет назад
Trained in the ancient ways of the pork
@thelilgamerful
@thelilgamerful 5 лет назад
Were we not watching the same video? The man is a master
@VerisonMember
@VerisonMember 5 лет назад
He holds a seventh-dan Black Belt in Aikido so... Yeah. He could kick your ass.
@HWalla23
@HWalla23 5 лет назад
He's a perennially obese aikidoka from america, a hollywood-style bruce lee. so no, never
@DareMurdok
@DareMurdok 5 лет назад
He was trained wrong, as a joke!
@joebutta7539
@joebutta7539 4 года назад
Not sure why this isn't the biggest channel.??? I've been showing my family (all ages) your gems... just telling them the title's...1st is confusion, 2nd is laughter. 3rd is laughshaking making no sound just minimal weasing air noises. 4th is tears while hitting me. 5th is either telling me to "stop, stop" or "hold on-pause it........okay go ahead, had to catch my breath."
@neomcdoom
@neomcdoom 5 лет назад
I see you’re adding more sound work to your repitoire
@TheCaptainSlappy
@TheCaptainSlappy 5 лет назад
Vic "Foley" Burgerstein. Good stuff.
@KingDean2000
@KingDean2000 4 года назад
Thank you Vic
@max201016
@max201016 3 года назад
This is a very strange but oddly hilarious video, it’s almost hypnotic, loved it, but where’s part 2 vic? I want another!
@ThisguyQuake
@ThisguyQuake 5 лет назад
As your doctor Steven I recommend more carrots and less cocaine, red meat and hookers.
@adamkurowski1934
@adamkurowski1934 5 лет назад
What's up doc?
@santorin1082
@santorin1082 3 года назад
This is a masterwork SIR.
@amphitheatre
@amphitheatre 5 лет назад
Out for Carrots Marked for Watermelon Driven to Spam Belly of the Beast
@Reaper-3000
@Reaper-3000 3 года назад
Under.. Cooked
@reedbetweenthelines1385
@reedbetweenthelines1385 5 лет назад
Made my day Vic. More than you’ll ever know!! 💕💕
@penzman
@penzman 5 лет назад
The Donald Trump of martial arts
@thewaronrugs8493
@thewaronrugs8493 5 лет назад
possibly your best work to date
@ktlewis02
@ktlewis02 5 лет назад
Immediately biting the carrot shows great respect 🙏
@goldielocksposition
@goldielocksposition 5 лет назад
Couldn't wait for it to be over
@textech4056
@textech4056 4 года назад
Steve looks more like a Sumo wrestler these days. Can you believe he was married to Kelly LeBrock and roughed her up.? Tough guy huh..?
@abbyboyone
@abbyboyone 4 года назад
yeah that was not cool, fucking up the lovely kelly L.
@ConspiracyGamer
@ConspiracyGamer Год назад
This video is brilliant! I loved every minute of it from the editing to the clip/music selection! Please make a part two!!!!
@zsuzsufunkenstein13
@zsuzsufunkenstein13 5 лет назад
putin's thinking "the life i live!" that's what putin's thinking
@NotCthulhu
@NotCthulhu 5 лет назад
2:58 Ivanka *S P O T T E D*
@das81
@das81 5 лет назад
Not her, but similar.
@StingrayOfficial
@StingrayOfficial 21 день назад
I needed a laugh today. This was the ticket!
@Light-gp4mp
@Light-gp4mp 4 года назад
John Tron definitely watched this video before making his recent video about Segal, he even uses clips from it
@6uiti
@6uiti 2 года назад
i love the way you transitioned to the carrot scene . Masterpiece @3:00
@UliaAB
@UliaAB 5 лет назад
Surprised you left out the part where he drove a tank into a house, crushing a puppy to death for no reason on his reality TV show.
@iroveashe
@iroveashe 5 лет назад
wat
@patrickstonecrusher
@patrickstonecrusher 5 лет назад
(Part One)
@fjordsi7404
@fjordsi7404 5 лет назад
Wtf that's awful
@pissdog3956
@pissdog3956 5 лет назад
source
@UliaAB
@UliaAB 5 лет назад
@@pissdog3956 You can literally just google "steven seagal dog" and take your pick.
@P4Tri0t420
@P4Tri0t420 Год назад
Those scene with good ol Vlad killed me
@k1221nirvana
@k1221nirvana 3 года назад
Steven seagal is what trump would be like if he knew martial arts.
@leonelmartinez2486
@leonelmartinez2486 3 года назад
Bad joke
@drr3275
@drr3275 3 года назад
Let it go, let it go...
@k1221nirvana
@k1221nirvana 3 года назад
@@leonelmartinez2486 Butthurt
@k1221nirvana
@k1221nirvana 3 года назад
@@drr3275 let what go? The fact that trump was friends with Jeffrey Epstein for over 15 years.
@leonelmartinez2486
@leonelmartinez2486 3 года назад
@@k1221nirvana how am I butthurt? Rent free
@jesspeachie
@jesspeachie 3 года назад
Your videos are like the best fever dream I could ever ask for
@stoneyll
@stoneyll 5 лет назад
Steven (just for men hair die) Seagal~!
@SilverCanary1
@SilverCanary1 5 лет назад
Stoney Curtis it's used Diesel engine oil actually...
@stoneyll
@stoneyll 5 лет назад
@@SilverCanary1 .. Now that is funny~!!
@chuchfever
@chuchfever 5 лет назад
I thought he uses car underlayment spray paint
@SilverCanary1
@SilverCanary1 5 лет назад
DAT ChuchFever 😂😂😂🤔
@SEAL341
@SEAL341 5 лет назад
No, it's just Steven 2000
@johnconnorstopskynet
@johnconnorstopskynet 3 года назад
The girls in the audience laughing at him can even see what a half assed martial arts "performance" Seagal is putting on.
@gr8b828
@gr8b828 5 лет назад
What’s the name of the song that begins at 2:16?
@Vilens40
@Vilens40 5 лет назад
commenting for visibility
@astralcowboy5511
@astralcowboy5511 Год назад
This isn’t the best of Steven Seagal…it’s simply THE BEST
@oogrooq
@oogrooq 5 лет назад
Please include the "Vladeemeer Pewtin" TV interview clip in part 2 or 3 or at some point.
@sufferedsage
@sufferedsage 5 лет назад
He's...perfect for you vic. Keep em coming.
@jamessimon3433
@jamessimon3433 5 лет назад
1:30 gets me every time what a treaure
@farrypro
@farrypro 5 лет назад
😆
@scorcher59
@scorcher59 5 лет назад
This is str8 up fire!
4 года назад
This is what happens when an industry recruits only from a tiny gene pool.
@blablablabla4236
@blablablabla4236 2 года назад
Are you still dangerous? Steven: “Well if you’re a breakfast Buffet”
@lait3967
@lait3967 5 лет назад
steven seagal probably smells like a truckstop denny's kitchen
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