I like how the only options he thought of for how the russian dude got a shark daughter was that he was pregnant with her or shes adopted, not that ya know, he got really lonely one night and started making eyes at one of the sharks 😂
Hey now, what happens on the dark side of the moon stays on the dark side of the moon. Maybe the shark put on a dress like bugs bunny did. Not judging.
I know that this "modern day" is supposed to be kinda futuristic, but algae on the moon sounds like a pretty big scientific discovery, no? I guess I can't blame the characters for not paying too much attention to that when there's mutant shark people around
I feel like they were going for a sort of 60s space exploitation style low budget movie, where astronauts in shiny leotards smoke in outer space and meet the catwomen of planet Zordon or something who also wear leotards and fight with sharp sticks
I think it’s set on the moon purely for the pun in the title. Otherwise they probably would’ve just filmed it in the woods and called it an alien planet just like those 60s movies.
How long before they decide to go even more absurd and reverse the roles? A society of sharks who deal with huma-nados, 2-5 headed humans, mecha humans vs sharks, sharks vs ghosts, ghost sharks vs ghost humans.
Ok but one of the weirdest bits here is that the sharks had an entire city and time to build it on the moon and nobody.... noticed..? Like. The moon is under pretty constant observation. Not once in 30yrs of the shark population developing stuff did a single scientist on earth spot a random building pop up ON THE MOON and maybe question it a little. Bonkers.
I know it’s a dumb movie and me just saying this is so dumb… but, I feel like this could’ve made the movie better. what if they just compromised with the queen shark. We could send another ship to space and gather all the sharks and send them to earth, the sharks can live deep down in the sea where no one will harm or find them and in return they leave humans alone and don’t try to take over earth. That seems like a great comprise tbh, like the babies could eat the sea creatures and have the trenches of the ocean away from humans to live all together in peace, plus the sharks did say they can survive in any environment.
This reminds me of one of the old Godzilla movies, Invasion of Astro-Monster in 1965. All it’s missing now is one of the sharks doing a silly little victory dance.
Them and their eggs???? Hammer sharks don't lay eggs, most sharks don't. Edit: ok, I suspended disbelief for breathing without water (AND air) but getting oxygen from algae?.... And algae are growing on the moon without water?
Fun fact about great white sharks(might include more species, i know this isn't a rule for all of them though, and it DOES apply to great whites): When Great White's are in fetal stages, they'll start devouring each other until only one is left(which is the healthy..... injured might be better). Badically every great white shark is an infanticidal cannibal before they've even seen water outside the womb.
its a low budget trash movie. theres no belief to even suspend. none of it makes sense. 🤓 ill have you know that sharks in fact can not fly around in a tornado and kill people and in fact do not have a shark god! i suspended my disbelief for too long! this is impossible!
I’m not embarrassed to say I’ve seen nearly 80% of those asylum shark movies 😂😂😂 My niece and I love to watch these terrible shark movies together and idk if its asylum but house shark is our favorite😅😂 if you haven’t seen that one, grab some friends and some inebriates and have the best movie night! Don’t know how I missed this gem lol 😂
I like how you say that the indication for the time period are the rubiks cubes and the radio, as if the giant USSR flags weren't already a clear indication lol
Commenting on all of Todds videos cuz the more comments there are apperently youtube algorithm makes more recommendations. I literally have nothing to say cuz all of your videos are amazing. Just never change and keep making videos. How the heck do you have less subs than PewDiePie is honestly the 7th wonder of the world ngl
Todd you should watch One Cut for the Dead. It’s a Japanese film and for the first 30 minutes it’ll be close to the worst movie you’ve ever seen and by the end you’ll be like, “dang, this was the best”. I love these videos, I love seeing you branch out, I love ToddyBoya
What I've discovered is that movies from Asylum just have random explosions at moments where explosions don't usually happen. IE the subs in Titanic II just, exploding.
I’m new to this channel, and looking at the thumbnail and the title. I thought it was going to be about a group of teens who turn into shark people during a full moon. Or something like that
The physics in this movie just make me die inside. I'm not even a physicist, this stuff is just common knowledge And they managed to do research on shark behavior, but don't know what being on the moon would actually be like? I get the gravity thing, but the vacuum would kill you, the radiation would toast you, and you wouldn't hear anything from outside the ship or suit
just found your channel recently, and my partner and i binge watched all of your videos. much love from the US, especially for how you pronounce tubi lol.
As a lover of terrible low budget natural disaster and monster/animal monster movies, I have to say you should also check out Dam Sharks. seriously sharks invading a river and creating a beaver style dam of human body parts....for some reason. Also for some reason instead of walking away from the river and not getting eaten, the humans insist on traveling down the river in rafts and trying to cross the river several times. also these sharks can jump 20 feet above the water. Also Santa Jaws...yeah magical Christmas themed shark that murders everything it can with a Santa hat on its' fin.
6:34 straight up paper mache up in this b what in the elementary musical production Like why make the prop the focal point of the shot if it looks like hot garbage? (mad props to whoever had to make it, that material was never going to turn out smooth it was rigged)
"It knows it's terrible" Well, yeah, thats like every Asylum films movie. In the early years, there were a few movies where they actually tried to be good and took themselves too seriously, but it obviously failed and wasnt good at all really, but at a certain point Asylum realized people looked at their films (like Sharknado) as some quality so bad its gold type films, so Asylim took that and ran with it. As evidenced with all the Sharknado films (which i have watched every single one) having titles that make fun of the film in a way. Asylum is self aware that their movies are bad, bht thats the best part about them. You watch them because they are so bad, that some can come.around to be good. Like Sharknado for example. None of those movoesbare good, but holy shit, I had more fun watching the Sharknado series than I did watching Phase 4 of the MCU
Todd if you are up for suggestions for some movie reviews. Please check out Wee sing in the big rock candy mountain. Great and terrifying movie for kids I grew up watching
Well given the fact that it starts in Soviet Russia with the Rubik’s cube and a fairly modern radio for the era The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991 and the Rubik’s cube was invented in 1974 Meaning the beginning the takes place between 1974-1991
Oh no sir. There are 3 movies WAY better than this in that ironic way. 1. Troll 2. Its a classic 2. The room 3. Velocipastor (its as stupid as it sounds).
Last night... and night before....... there was three women.. walkin down that way. I said, "y'all three women, why are y'all walkin down that way? There's nothing over there."..... 'n they flew away. I was like, "aw, them was some birds."
a nice trashmovie is awesome on occasions....like cocaine bear, some sharknados or even the movie that pops up if you google "what spacemovies was filmed in 1992"(wont spell out the title though^^) i love movies that are so bad they are actiually good
