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Trump Hosts Suckers Who Bought His NFTs & Guillermo Exclusivo with Chris Hemsworth & Anya Taylor-Joy 

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It was a day off from the Trump trial after Stormy Daniels caused quite a commotion yesterday, Nikki Haley took home 20% of the vote in the Indiana primary despite not being in the race anymore, Trump hosted a VIP dinner at Mar-a-Lago for superfans who bought his NFTs, Melania is also doing her best to cash in too with signature Mother’s Day jewelry, according to recently-discovered deposition from his divorce proceedings RFK Jr claims a worm ate his brain, Puppy Killer Kristi Noem continues to flounder after the release of her disastrous book, the right-wingers are highly upset that the Boy Scouts are changing their name in an attempt to be more inclusive, and the monologue is interrupted by Guillermo for an Exclusivo with special guests Chris Hemsworth and Anya Taylor-Joy from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga!
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@ttcc5273
@ttcc5273 22 дня назад
💙 Me and my 401K absolutely love democracy, freedom, bodily autonomy, Presidential accountability (not immunity), America the Beautiful, and President Joseph R. Biden! 💙
@mattb3846
@mattb3846 22 дня назад
The Melania jewelry bit was, well, priceless.
@nonya.bizness
@nonya.bizness 22 дня назад
i had to pause on the photo of her and barron- i never saw her before with her face actually smiling and shining with love. she looks human, not like the false face she wears with her husband.
@lordofdunvegan6924
@lordofdunvegan6924 21 день назад
Watch all the MAGA types try to buy the jewelry....
@V3x0r
@V3x0r 21 день назад
@@nonya.bizness All the botox in her face goes a long way in the RBF maintenance.
@ladonnabuchanan4004
@ladonnabuchanan4004 21 день назад
I am proud to say that I am one of the "protest" voters on Tuesday 5/7/2024 in Indiana. Voting for Haley even though she dropped out 2 months ago. I have voted Republican for over 35 years but will proudly be voting for Biden in November 2024. Go Biden/Harris!!! 💙💙💙
@KOrnhOliO1
@KOrnhOliO1 21 день назад
What would life be like WITHOUT Jimmy Kimmel Live? It's awesome! 💯😎🤘
@TheGreenhornProspector
@TheGreenhornProspector 22 дня назад
I see MTG has been told to piss off...by her own party
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 22 дня назад
Now Johnson has to kick her out plain and simple
@davidmacphee3549
@davidmacphee3549 22 дня назад
@@ronaldbarker5407 Can he do that? She HAS to go.
@monkeylips4U
@monkeylips4U 22 дня назад
Surprised to learn of the worm in RFK's brain. I hope he makes a complete and total recovery. The worm, I mean.
@ogoodlord374
@ogoodlord374 22 дня назад
😂😂😂
@lesvampyres5429
@lesvampyres5429 22 дня назад
😂😂😂
@marjoriegarland2798
@marjoriegarland2798 22 дня назад
😂😂😂😂😂❗
@patriciamckean4682
@patriciamckean4682 22 дня назад
The worm didn’t make it 😵😵‍💫 RIP little tape 🐛
@ferox965
@ferox965 22 дня назад
The worm starved to death.
@inventist
@inventist 21 день назад
I still appreciate that Jimmy does everything in his power to give Guillermo the most interesting life possible.
@Pontius888
@Pontius888 22 дня назад
That Guillermo Exclusivo was fantastico!!!
@Desertbiker617
@Desertbiker617 22 дня назад
You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!
@rogerwilco5918
@rogerwilco5918 22 дня назад
Fun fact: "maga" means "witch" in Latin.
@chriscannady867
@chriscannady867 22 дня назад
@@rogerwilco5918 Also trump is British slang for fart.
@newname9064
@newname9064 22 дня назад
Maybe come up with a better candidate than Biden then
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 22 дня назад
​@@arikyates Shhh the grown ups are talking.
@arikyates
@arikyates 22 дня назад
@@triarb5790 TRUMP is your god now hahahahahah
@GodLovesComics
@GodLovesComics 22 дня назад
Trump has absolutely no clue what an NFT even is...but he knows a great con when he sees one!
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 22 дня назад
Probably thinks a fungible is some sort of squishy sex toy.
@AbsoluteNut1
@AbsoluteNut1 22 дня назад
Never Fing trump
@roywhitman7109
@roywhitman7109 22 дня назад
Guillermo is a treasure!!!👍😂😂
@davidsparks6146
@davidsparks6146 22 дня назад
The whole Guillermo sequence was awesome! Your whole show is awesome.... I tune in here on RU-vid just to hear the monologue. Thank You Jimmy!
@JackSparrow-gn9be
@JackSparrow-gn9be 22 дня назад
Melania and Donald Trump's signatures look like when a lie registers on a polygraph chart.
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 22 дня назад
😮😮😊
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 22 дня назад
They look like seizures on an EEG printout.
@poet4727
@poet4727 21 день назад
Copy cat he met in KitKat
@frankwhitson2191
@frankwhitson2191 21 день назад
Oooooouuuuccccchh !!!!
@TheDulcifer
@TheDulcifer 21 день назад
As a retired RN I have always said that Donald Trump's signature resembles EKG read-out of Ventricular Fibrillation.(VFib), which is a fatal arrhythmia if not treated immediately.
@Therealtruthsocial
@Therealtruthsocial 22 дня назад
Trump made such a stink about not being able to attend Barron's graduation. Now he has a rally planned for that day! Poor Barron!
@gfreeman9843
@gfreeman9843 22 дня назад
I don't care..do you?? Just hoping Barron doesn't pass on his genetic material...his momma is squirreling away as much loot as she can for him, hiding assets.
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 22 дня назад
To be fair... he kinda makes a stink about everything....
@davidmacphee3549
@davidmacphee3549 22 дня назад
Baron would have walked right out if he came in.
@barney5583
@barney5583 22 дня назад
davidmacphee3549, you think he really cares...he's 18 so he's probably use to it by now🤣🤣🤣
@mpup54
@mpup54 22 дня назад
well he always makes a stink, thats not news worthy anymore
@seekingtruthnotfindingany7301
@seekingtruthnotfindingany7301 21 день назад
This show just gets better and better.
@willytingles
@willytingles 21 день назад
Guillermo and Jimmy's relationship is legend.
@PunkDogCreations
@PunkDogCreations 19 дней назад
😂😂😂
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 22 дня назад
Looks like Cricket got the last laugh and this bit her bad !
@takata98
@takata98 22 дня назад
She should be prohibited - given a lifetime ban from owning any animals.
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ 22 дня назад
@@takata98 Are Child services looking at her children's care ...
@randomgamesandthings69
@randomgamesandthings69 22 дня назад
Guillermo Exclusivo was awesome
@Satsujinki1973
@Satsujinki1973 22 дня назад
I love the friendship between Guillermo and Chris.
@robvanhalen9696
@robvanhalen9696 21 день назад
Guillermo's special was awesome. Wish I had been there on the boulevard to see the show. Looked like they pulled all the stops.
@gregorioeduardo
@gregorioeduardo 22 дня назад
Who else refreshes the browser continuously waiting for Jimmy's monologues about Diaper Don von Shitzenspants?
@jarniwoop
@jarniwoop 22 дня назад
Guillermo goes Mad Max!! I want a Furiosa Mimosa now.
@callen8908
@callen8908 22 дня назад
Jimmy - you and your writers are consistently *killing* it night after night!
@AudieTheMastiff
@AudieTheMastiff 20 дней назад
😂😂😂
@Bob-bb3ur
@Bob-bb3ur 17 дней назад
Yes, at fooling you young people.
@user-mt2pz6ty5g
@user-mt2pz6ty5g 21 день назад
Hi peeps ❤ I live in Australia and met Chris Hemsworth in December 2006 in Byron Bay when he was on a Homegrown show called Home & Away. I can honestly say he has not changed a bit and was honestly as kind and friendly as he is now. He’s a Genuine Gentleman 🙂🙃
@jimreily7538
@jimreily7538 21 день назад
Cool! Do they film that show in Byron Bay?
@Arrogan28
@Arrogan28 21 день назад
It is no surprise why him and all the other marvel cast got along, except for one... and yet she blamed Hemsworth for him being a misogynist, despite Chris being absolutely loved by he other other women in the marvel movies, who he sung the praises of constantly. Yet one person back handed implies he is some kind of misogynist, when anyone with any intelligence at all can tell Chris is anything but. He literally is as down to earth, humble, intelligent, funny, and considerate as you can be, its sad we live in a age when people with agendas have to attack others who won't just go along with their insanity. Put it this way, if you can't get along with Chris Helmsworth then almost guaranteed the problem is you, not Chris...
@user-mt2pz6ty5g
@user-mt2pz6ty5g 17 дней назад
@@jimreily7538 hey mate! No Home and Away isn’t filmed in Byron Bay, Chris was there with his Family at the time for Christmas, they have been going to Byron their entire lives which is why he lives there now. Thanks for asking!
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 22 дня назад
RFK isn't out of his mind...his mind is out of him!
@charlesljones2454
@charlesljones2454 22 дня назад
The worm too rfk s brain and left.
@danm9006
@danm9006 22 дня назад
Just a little piece...
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 22 дня назад
The heroin and cocaine addiction destroyed his brain too!
@annmarieb5895
@annmarieb5895 22 дня назад
He he
@bobheck8326
@bobheck8326 22 дня назад
He's obviously delusional. His family votes Biden? Ouch!
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 22 дня назад
Stormy spanked Trump hard in court.
@honestdon1772
@honestdon1772 22 дня назад
Her and Pecker put the wood to him.
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs 22 дня назад
Her kids wouldn't even kiss her Who cares
@conniegrant939
@conniegrant939 22 дня назад
👏👏👏
@rayfighter
@rayfighter 22 дня назад
​@@PeteTellsItHoweItIsDonnie Mushroom sure does 😂
@bellabunnell3174
@bellabunnell3174 22 дня назад
​@@PeteTellsItHoweItIsgood lawd, was that supposed to be a burn? Cry harder.
@RoseMoosetail-vg1fz
@RoseMoosetail-vg1fz 22 дня назад
Kristi Noem, should be charged with Animal Cruelty. 🤬🐖
@donmartin9489
@donmartin9489 22 дня назад
In early morning, I got a 4 incision surgery, then watching Melanias "Eric is not my f..n son" jewelry (in the recovery room ) sky rocketed my pain with a laughter I couldn't stop. Damned Jimmy Kimmel, I love the show. Worth mentioning Stephen Colbert John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher, Chelsea Handler, and the rest of them. I miss George Carlin, It would be nice to have him with us.
@thearchibaldtuttle
@thearchibaldtuttle 21 день назад
Get well!
@jeanneganrude8549
@jeanneganrude8549 21 день назад
Glad to see the surgeon left your sense of humor intact. But sorry your laughter was painful too. I’m just gonna say it … hit that morphine button. Aaaahhhhh, that’s it.
@HopefulCanadian
@HopefulCanadian 21 день назад
Careful yo 😆 Laughing your stitches out is a fun but painful way to go
@janncoons7445
@janncoons7445 21 день назад
Me too just can't seem to live without them blessings❤
@theemmjay5130
@theemmjay5130 21 день назад
As someone with layghter-triggered siezures, I have to be careful about watching those two. Guillermo, too, now. Witness him!
@marvinbiggs7217
@marvinbiggs7217 22 дня назад
I can remember The Brady Bunch tackling the gender wars with The Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts back in the early 70s. Peter became a Girl Scout to prove a point. I don’t recall anyone losing their marbles over it. How far we’ve sunken.
@NoonMight
@NoonMight 22 дня назад
People are afraid of what they can’t control/don’t understand. If a boy wants to be a girl and vice versa, who is that hurting? The Repubs ego, that’s what.
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 22 дня назад
I think it’s absolutely hilarious because in the 1970s Boy Scouts Canada started accepting girls into Scouts and by 1976 changed the name to Scouts Canada. That was 50 years ago ago! And around the same time as the Brady Bunch tackled it.
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 22 дня назад
Around the same time, Boy Scouts Canada started letting girls join scouts, and by 1976 change the name to Scouts Canada. None of this is woke.
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 22 дня назад
Nicely noted, Marvin. Jeez, now we're picking up gender advice from lame 70's kid shows? This should work out well...
@maybeebuzzy2265
@maybeebuzzy2265 22 дня назад
@@carlyar5281 👍👍💯
@kathleenaustin327
@kathleenaustin327 22 дня назад
We have a third of this country that are voting for him!! WTH is wrong with people?!! Insane!!!
@TeWhanauVis
@TeWhanauVis 22 дня назад
Insane is voting for sleepy Jo. From the outside looking in, that is crazy, he is barely coherent.
@Wyonative08
@Wyonative08 22 дня назад
You don't know HOW many votes Trump will get but, I'm guessing by November it won't be anywhere near 1/3 of the country! Hopefully he will be convicted in this current trial & all the other's will be a piece of cake. 😢😮
@MarkademiaNut
@MarkademiaNut 22 дня назад
They research?
@LyonsM
@LyonsM 22 дня назад
@@TeWhanauVisand where I’m sitting you don’t live in America soo, SHUDDY.
@MarkademiaNut
@MarkademiaNut 22 дня назад
@@Wyonative08 FBI, CIA confessed planting. Might wanna research before commenting on this scumbags page.
@Crackalacking_Z
@Crackalacking_Z 22 дня назад
Kimmel Live had a good run ... all hail, Guillermo Exclusivo!
@christyrodrigue6628
@christyrodrigue6628 22 дня назад
We need more Guillermo Exclucivio!! 😂💚
@EntretenimientoConPerspectiva
@EntretenimientoConPerspectiva 22 дня назад
The Guillermo gag bit was so AWESOME😅😂❤
@seanpatton7406
@seanpatton7406 22 дня назад
Jimmy, can you guys invite some members from the Meidas Touch (MT) team onto the show one night??
@patbyrne5162
@patbyrne5162 22 дня назад
Love the Midas guys and lady they are so thorough and entertaining all facts
@ebethlouise2201
@ebethlouise2201 22 дня назад
Yes
@JoAnnaDale
@JoAnnaDale 22 дня назад
That would be so awesome!!
@GDTBATH
@GDTBATH 22 дня назад
👍 Ben and Brett live in LA so it's definitely doable.
@Dragonmist1
@Dragonmist1 22 дня назад
A great idea😊
@user-gx8wc9pt5g
@user-gx8wc9pt5g 22 дня назад
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT
@RyanAvilez-dw3yq
@RyanAvilez-dw3yq 17 дней назад
Wait until you see the guy in the White House right now 🥴
@Xtini-ov2ys
@Xtini-ov2ys 17 дней назад
Hear, hear! ❤
@Bob-bb3ur
@Bob-bb3ur 16 дней назад
Destroyed. America One Day at a Time.​@@RyanAvilez-dw3yq
@gregmills8192
@gregmills8192 22 дня назад
🤣 🤣 "Guillermo Exclusivo" 🤣 🤣 . . . . too funny. Thank you for the chuckles on a chilly rainy Thursday morning
@danielbaskaran8924
@danielbaskaran8924 22 дня назад
It’s amazing to see Guillermo is celebrated 🎉
@stevejohnson2941
@stevejohnson2941 22 дня назад
Lol Oh Guillermo, his antics are endlessly amusing😂
@mpup54
@mpup54 22 дня назад
he always finds a way to get a drink on to the show
@tomglenn485
@tomglenn485 22 дня назад
I though I heard 'Chris Ten-cents worth'..... gold
@h0plite996
@h0plite996 22 дня назад
Ya. Guillermo was invited to the Tom Brady Roast, and Jimmy was not!
@wanitateekaram3562
@wanitateekaram3562 21 день назад
@@stevejohnson2941play ❤❤
@AdamGingrich
@AdamGingrich 22 дня назад
I f*cking love Guillermo
@sophiasage1379
@sophiasage1379 21 день назад
Jimmy lets him shine more all the time and he’s enjoying it so much.
@SherryWineAndCats
@SherryWineAndCats 22 дня назад
Why isn’t PETA going after her?!?!?!
@MrStoshb
@MrStoshb 21 день назад
One of the best monologs I have seen. Need more Guillermo Exclusivo's.
@kimclarkson9083
@kimclarkson9083 22 дня назад
The Noam pet shop piece was priceless!!😅
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 22 дня назад
Eric is not my f*cking son!🤣
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 22 дня назад
😂😂😂
@danielikelman481
@danielikelman481 22 дня назад
Gotta love Guillermo!
@danm9006
@danm9006 22 дня назад
"let's all wear the same thing." Said two guys in matching trump-like, navy blue suits with red ties. Brown shirts next?
@toryhyde9306
@toryhyde9306 22 дня назад
I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for them to upload the monologue!
@lisaagyemangduah7336
@lisaagyemangduah7336 22 дня назад
Me too, after working second shift
@jayskateandsuchstuff8446
@jayskateandsuchstuff8446 22 дня назад
Me too. But I’m out west so I’m still gonna get decent rest. Colbert’s monologues are on point, as well.
@xlk345
@xlk345 22 дня назад
I am in Scandinavia, and this is the treat i look forward to with my breakfast.
@Mondfischli
@Mondfischli 22 дня назад
...to that 🍺😅 Greetings from Germany
@jaygray7102
@jaygray7102 22 дня назад
Canada , PR by my side, watching Jimmy.
@wallochdm1
@wallochdm1 22 дня назад
I wonder of Barron will get an award for having the "Worst Father".
@MarkademiaNut
@MarkademiaNut 22 дня назад
hows your border?
@ray.shoesmith
@ray.shoesmith 22 дня назад
Trump probably couldn’t pick Barron out of a lineup tbh
@wallochdm1
@wallochdm1 22 дня назад
@@MarkademiaNut "Nut" sounds right.
@wallochdm1
@wallochdm1 22 дня назад
@@ray.shoesmith I think he's like 7 feet tall, a detail Trump won't notice.
@MarkademiaNut
@MarkademiaNut 22 дня назад
@@wallochdm1 How's your border? Sane one.
@darlaleasure4924
@darlaleasure4924 21 день назад
He lied to his the judge and his son, hes not going to his sons graduation, he's going to a fundraiser. Wow. He treats America the same.
@guibox3
@guibox3 22 дня назад
LOL! Kimmel's show is unlike any other late night. Part comedy, part variety show, all spectacle. Guillermo should be a national treasure. X-D
@stevenmclaughlin7073
@stevenmclaughlin7073 22 дня назад
Isnt it weird how all these adults claim gender wokeism is confusing to the children? As a father of 3 i can guarantee, the kids are NOT confused at all. They understand the terms, they understand all the various new pronouns, and they are happy to explain it over and over. Its the grown ups who are confused.
@timketronjr4463
@timketronjr4463 22 дня назад
This is messed up.
@The123fiona
@The123fiona 22 дня назад
71 yo here. My 16yo granddaughter patiently explained the difference between gender and sex. Plus the difference between the various pronouns. It was all matter of fact to her. I was the one who struggled with the details. Summary; don't worry about the kids, they can handle this stuff.
@Zerolink30
@Zerolink30 22 дня назад
Oh, Faux News anchors "might" be aware of that (they do say they all graduated from esteem Colleges and Universities.) They just need to point the finger at something that will light a flame of rage in their simple-minded viewers.
@zarrahprodan2180
@zarrahprodan2180 22 дня назад
🤣
@conorkennedy3304
@conorkennedy3304 22 дня назад
It's a classic FoxNews solution in search of a problem.
@neilsonhans4763
@neilsonhans4763 22 дня назад
Trump and Melania signature similar to the EKG of a heart attack lol!!! 😂😂😂
@COMPFUNK2
@COMPFUNK2 22 дня назад
Guillermo Exclusivo should be a regular segment.
@LunaShimmyDiva
@LunaShimmyDiva 21 день назад
Can’t ❤❤❤❤❤❤ this enough!
@xy6845
@xy6845 21 день назад
Didn't Guillermo once have a segment like this already, with guests on etc?
@COMPFUNK2
@COMPFUNK2 19 дней назад
@@xy6845 I’m not sure; I didn’t start watching Jimmy Kimmel regularly until about a year ago.
@xy6845
@xy6845 14 дней назад
@@COMPFUNK2 Used to watch Kimmel ~10,15 yrs ago when he was a rookie & Colbert Report blew up, and then started again after '16, but Guillermo did so many extras & skits, u could almost call it a regular segment 😸
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 22 дня назад
We just have 'Scouts' in Australia. Why is this such an issue? So bizarre.
@intelligencia-co2fu
@intelligencia-co2fu 22 дня назад
It's the American bigotry. From 🇪🇺
@cherylboucher4491
@cherylboucher4491 22 дня назад
Because the GOP and the far right Christian fascists are a non-stop rage machine. It's all they've got.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 22 дня назад
Keep in mind, these are the same people who were outraged when the green M&M was changed to be less overtly sexy.
@Sabre70
@Sabre70 22 дня назад
American here and you are so right. So many bizarre things to be outraged about. Just remember not all of us are crazy
@Ian-mj4pt
@Ian-mj4pt 21 день назад
Because its America and the bigots will whinge about anything to get the koolaid crew upset
@blueridgepics
@blueridgepics 22 дня назад
When you're too busy in court farting up a storm just to keep from freezing to death and you'd rather be working on your scampaign.
@jennyjennyjenny3210
@jennyjennyjenny3210 22 дня назад
Omg. Scampaign. I love this, thank you. 😂
@joannewitzkowski3407
@joannewitzkowski3407 22 дня назад
Or trampaign!!!!
@Pashasmom1
@Pashasmom1 22 дня назад
I love it. Can I use that?
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 22 дня назад
Scampaign! Perfect
@YUmMies24
@YUmMies24 22 дня назад
Love it 😂😂😂
@deemogul2105
@deemogul2105 21 день назад
Jimmy I just ❤ you! Your monologues are soooo hilarious 😂
@cdelorenzo6773
@cdelorenzo6773 22 дня назад
😂 TRAMP is so mental! Stormy's testimony was not salacious... she's telling the truth.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 22 дня назад
When you said they were selling a Trump Trinket, I thought Ivanka was up on the block.
@quecee
@quecee 22 дня назад
Barron must be so happy to hear that his dad was having an affair with Stormy while his mom was pregnant with him.😬
@sue7734
@sue7734 22 дня назад
That must be those "Family Values" the Republicans crowed about all these years. 😄
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 22 дня назад
Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Barron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
@Littlebigtime
@Littlebigtime 22 дня назад
I'm sure he's known it for a long time lol
@alexwyman7048
@alexwyman7048 22 дня назад
And after Trump made such a show of complaining that he wouldn't be able to make Barron's high school graduation (which Merchan TOLD him he could go to) he instead attended a MAGA rally. Merchan should hold him in contempt for that too... Yeah, real father of the year.
@Ultra-Collector
@Ultra-Collector 22 дня назад
They’ve been feeding him HGH since he was in 7th grade!
@chrismilton2695
@chrismilton2695 21 день назад
Kimmel Team: You guys freakin Rock!
@ssrrocks22
@ssrrocks22 22 дня назад
I want to see more Guillermo Exclusivo!!! Go Giillermo
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 22 дня назад
Did Barron disinvite Donnie from his graduation? Otherwise why is Donnie missing this important family moment? When Barron was born…Stormy spanked Donnie. When Barron graduates…Stormy spanked Donnie again… Can’t wait to see Barron’s wedding celebrations… Will Stormy have to visit Donnie in the pen?
@ogoodlord374
@ogoodlord374 22 дня назад
I feel we should leave Barron out of jokes, comments ...he's still a kid, with a horrible father. Imo.
@russward2612
@russward2612 22 дня назад
​​@@ogoodlord374it's not his fault his father's broken. He might be the last chance his family gets to redeem itself. Tiffany might have a chance but the rest are a lost cause.
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 22 дня назад
@@ogoodlord374 While I may argue this isn’t about Barron per se, Donnie is the one who brought him in by using his graduation as an excuse to avoid accountability, make the judge look mean and try to color the justice system as unfair to him. My comment was about Donnie and his role in his son’s life so far, which is fair game because Donnie made it so. Also, Donnie claims to lead the party of truth and family values. It’s ugly but Donnie makes it ugly…
@catpaladin1
@catpaladin1 22 дня назад
Baron should change his name and go live his life free of the baggage
@michaelbray109
@michaelbray109 22 дня назад
@@ogoodlord374 just heard that Barron has opted to be the Florida delegate for the Republican National Convention that will nominate Donnie, so I guess he is entering the public fray as an adult, as a Trump and as a Republican. Still, he should not be judged by his father’s crimes and character. But he no longer a child to be protected.
@gedigi9010
@gedigi9010 22 дня назад
Melania MUST BE SO PROUD OF HER HUSBAND.
@geofflepper3207
@geofflepper3207 21 день назад
I hear that she uses the phrase, "What has he done now?" at least 40 times a day.
@jeanneganrude8549
@jeanneganrude8549 21 день назад
@@geofflepper3207 😂 maybe she’s smarter than we think.
@Musik216
@Musik216 22 дня назад
I'm always here for Guillermo💜
@johnny22single99
@johnny22single99 22 дня назад
ABSOLUTELY-----> OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
@quecee
@quecee 22 дня назад
Can you imagine someone who is a science denier might possibly have caught a preventable disease?
@kittycatmeowmeow963
@kittycatmeowmeow963 21 день назад
1) He didn't catch it, catching it is when someone passes a sickness to you. This idiot did it to himself. 2) A brain worm is not a disease, it's an infection. Biology is awesome!🙂
@couldnt_find_good_name2546
@couldnt_find_good_name2546 22 дня назад
Thank you Stormy! And even trump must be laughing at the fools who bought his NFTs.
@janncoons7445
@janncoons7445 21 день назад
Of course he is
@skykingron
@skykingron 22 дня назад
Furioso bit was over the top great, great job everybody!!!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 22 дня назад
Correction: you can’t embarrass someone who has no shame, no class, and is literally treasonous
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 22 дня назад
But his ego is very fragile.
@cowarddonnie-ji5yz
@cowarddonnie-ji5yz 22 дня назад
There's just no way to embarrass a national embarrassment
@nineteen70six
@nineteen70six 22 дня назад
I assume you are talking about Jimmy.
@VaultWeasel
@VaultWeasel 22 дня назад
@@Omni0404 Great an ex-president who would rather cry online than face his problems head on. Great. Makes the world think this is what we are.
@joshh535
@joshh535 22 дня назад
Woah easy there. Trump has so much “class”, he owned a “university”! And he’s so “treasonous”, he wants to “make America great again”!
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 22 дня назад
NFT 2.0 = No F*cking Trump 2.0
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 22 дня назад
There’s a chant that could catch on…
@salamaderryuusuke2568
@salamaderryuusuke2568 22 дня назад
I didn't think about that lol
@user-vl2oh4tw6i
@user-vl2oh4tw6i 22 дня назад
Sorry. Check the polls. Trump 47. Would you like some cheese with your whine?
@kikigirlkauai
@kikigirlkauai 22 дня назад
❤❤❤
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 22 дня назад
@@user-vl2oh4tw6i are these the same polls that predicted that Hillary would win?
@user-qu4vh8kw5u
@user-qu4vh8kw5u 21 день назад
The part about Noem was so hilarious. I can't even stop laughing. 😂
@Beezy97
@Beezy97 22 дня назад
This was best one yet! Wow gurrilmo exclusivo 😂
@rhymeswithsomethingy4766
@rhymeswithsomethingy4766 22 дня назад
You could say that it was a Stormy day in court..⛈️ 😂
@jaythegr33nundead8
@jaythegr33nundead8 22 дня назад
The Guillermo Exclusivo was fan-frikkin-tastic, I loved it! Furiosa will be great!
@TheTaurean
@TheTaurean 21 день назад
Guillermo exclusivo was the best part of the monologue. Give him more skits! 😆
@jennifermarks2807
@jennifermarks2807 21 день назад
I love Guillermo 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
@Ockv74
@Ockv74 22 дня назад
Lock Him up for the good of the Country and the World!!! 💙 💙 💙
@katherinehunter9526
@katherinehunter9526 22 дня назад
Amen! May GOD help us ALL if he gets into power again!😮
@LyonsM
@LyonsM 22 дня назад
Exactly, lock him up for sane peoples sanity.
@merkco.2459
@merkco.2459 22 дня назад
@@katherinehunter9526 why? what would happen he might stop the flood of illegals or put America first. oh my god.
@Therealtruthsocial
@Therealtruthsocial 22 дня назад
@@merkco.2459 Remember the toilet paper shortage during the Trump presidency? Or the economic shut downs?
@ThriceCalledJoe
@ThriceCalledJoe 22 дня назад
Based on the increase of bad people that is manufactured by the U.S. There will be 10 to replace Donald Trump.
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 22 дня назад
The outrage over Boy Scouts of America changing its name is absolutely hilarious to me as a Canadian because since the 1970 Scouts Canada has included girls alongside the boys in scouts. in 1976 Boy Scouts Canada changed his name to Scouts Canada. So the announcement by Boy Scouts of America is 50 years behind Canada. (before anyone asks, we don’t have Girl Scouts in Canada. We have Girl Guides.)
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 22 дня назад
I was thinking the same From Australia. The US is just fkng weird.
@davidmacphee3549
@davidmacphee3549 22 дня назад
Toronto here, 3 grown Daughters, Thanks for the info.
@mojoyote5924
@mojoyote5924 21 день назад
I was a Canadian boy scout in the 70s, and it was boys only at the time. But maybe that was just my region, it was a small group.
@jessifer23f
@jessifer23f 21 день назад
I was a Spark, girl scout, Jeanette. There are Girl scouts.
@TheUnderstandingWhy
@TheUnderstandingWhy 21 день назад
@@triarb5790 Maybe you should look up the sexual assault cases that trace back to the 60’s by the scouts of Canada and Australia. There’s even a documentary about it. You’re a little weird not understanding why children should be separated by sex when they go camping in the wilderness. And all of this happening at a time when people are actually pushing sexualizing little kids, and you don’t understand. Pfft. Found one.
@marvwatkins7029
@marvwatkins7029 21 день назад
Kimmel: the crazier the better.🤣😆
@mm12345777
@mm12345777 21 день назад
Guillermo exclusivo was awesome!!! 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@Kat_Dadi
@Kat_Dadi 22 дня назад
They have too much fun on that show 😂😂
@JohnDH1977
@JohnDH1977 22 дня назад
That moment when you ask yourself, is this really Noem's book or is Jimmy parodying and you're not really sure...
@HarryB-cj6tg
@HarryB-cj6tg 22 дня назад
probably little difference
@MarleneAug2010
@MarleneAug2010 22 дня назад
Those NFTs are so hilarious! Also, Melania and Eric’s love for each other. 😆
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 19 дней назад
These people should be in court!
@D-Pocalypse
@D-Pocalypse 22 дня назад
To be "Pro-MAGA" is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position.. BING,BING,BONG!!
@GodLovesComics
@GodLovesComics 22 дня назад
MAGA=Mental Alacrity Gone Again
@jackhaus5238
@jackhaus5238 22 дня назад
Brain worm
@CT-vm4gf
@CT-vm4gf 22 дня назад
Do be, ahhhh
@user-vl2oh4tw6i
@user-vl2oh4tw6i 22 дня назад
To be pro-MAGA means to the right of Mao and against Hamas. That's just how you libs tag people you disagree with.
@nanarose8537
@nanarose8537 22 дня назад
​@@CT-vm4gf😂😂😂
@AvidCat5000
@AvidCat5000 22 дня назад
I want a job like Guillermo's. 🍸
@majikkraptor4697
@majikkraptor4697 22 дня назад
Kimmel is in his element. This is killer!
@xy6845
@xy6845 21 день назад
The Melania jewelry collection I CAN'T haha 🤣🤣
@vinniediesel1369
@vinniediesel1369 22 дня назад
"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts." ~Voltaire
@louissandets7341
@louissandets7341 22 дня назад
If you see Kristi Noem, near a Petting Zoo, call Peta, The Humane Society, or the Police Immediately.
@jokendrick2124
@jokendrick2124 22 дня назад
👍👍👍🤣
@nanarose8537
@nanarose8537 22 дня назад
Call all 3! 😂😂
@bluehammer1245
@bluehammer1245 22 дня назад
PETA is just as likely to pull a Cricket as Noem. So better not call them.
@titusmaximus7278
@titusmaximus7278 22 дня назад
No you won't see her near a petting zoo, maybe The Very Heavy Petting Zoo.
@joko09010
@joko09010 22 дня назад
Kristi Noem for Gravel Pit 2024🇺🇸
@fatroberto3012
@fatroberto3012 22 дня назад
I love the Guillermo Exclusivo. I've seen shows like that in Spain. They love the Espectáculo!
@dub3dude
@dub3dude 22 дня назад
Brilliant as usual
@Martin-hj6jb
@Martin-hj6jb 22 дня назад
Guillermo Exclusivo😂😂😂 PHD in Entertainment... Good work to you guys!!!
@judithmccrea2601
@judithmccrea2601 21 день назад
Your writers are brilliant!😂😂😂😂❤
@thunderousapplause
@thunderousapplause 22 дня назад
Really good monologue tonight, Jimmy. Jokes for days!
@DennisTheJuniorMenace
@DennisTheJuniorMenace 22 дня назад
Hearing her kick‐in the doors at PetCo and say "Time to die, Cutie pie" and not know if it's a joke or if it's really in her book is frightening among these people!
@ninamcgrath3053
@ninamcgrath3053 21 день назад
It was a joke.
@GiantsJets718
@GiantsJets718 21 день назад
Wouldn’t put it past her lol
@lisa408t
@lisa408t 20 дней назад
I actually had to wonder IF it was in her book
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 22 дня назад
RFK Jr sure took advantage of the trial lull, eh? Woo.
@oceanoflotion8630
@oceanoflotion8630 22 дня назад
The voices are gone. His mind is clear again
@xemnas9098
@xemnas9098 22 дня назад
@@oceanoflotion8630 They got rid of the dead worm in his brain.
@TheSocratease
@TheSocratease 22 дня назад
RFK, Jr.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 22 дня назад
@@TheSocratease EEP! Fixed!
@eldenringer6466
@eldenringer6466 21 день назад
that end segment was soooo funny and cant wait for more mad max!!!
@chrisrobinson2766
@chrisrobinson2766 21 день назад
That was the best post-opening dialog Jimmy has ever had. That was amazing! Please do more of that and less of the jaywalking bits!
@MayBeMe...
@MayBeMe... 22 дня назад
OMG!! Guillermo looked so small next to Chris and Anya, it was just hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidmacphee3549
@davidmacphee3549 22 дня назад
Was that a special effect? How tall is he?
@berlinkozyreva
@berlinkozyreva 21 день назад
Five foot two
@berlinkozyreva
@berlinkozyreva 21 день назад
She is 5 8 and wearing heels Chris is 6 3
@davidmacphee3549
@davidmacphee3549 21 день назад
@@berlinkozyreva Thanks
@TheManhattanStorm
@TheManhattanStorm 21 день назад
@@davidmacphee3549 nope, just reality! It definitely made it even better!
@lynnmckenzie4841
@lynnmckenzie4841 22 дня назад
"Speaking of Brain worms...." Priceless!
@wendyk.harrison8203
@wendyk.harrison8203 20 дней назад
THANK YOU!!! So I’m not the only one who noticed how their signatures look exactly alike.
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