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The Big Lie Lives On For House GOP, Arizona Republicans And Some Retired Military 

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Republicans from Washington D.C. to Maricopa County to the ranks of retired military leaders would like Americans to forget about the insurrection on January 6th, and focus instead on a tired list of debunked election conspiracy theories. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay 3 года назад
But why? Because these are the SAME kinda people who are still pissed off their families lost in the civil war...
@jujumama
@jujumama 3 года назад
I'm sick of people saying they were the Lincoln party and how it's a shame... As if they were anything close how Lincoln was.. in your dreams gop
@ericjohnson6665
@ericjohnson6665 3 года назад
There's a line from an old Bela Lugosi film that aptly sums up the Big Lie crowd, where the butler says to the maid, "They're crazy, they're all crazy, all crazy except me and you, and sometimes I have me doubts about you."
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 3 года назад
Just FYI it wasn't the butler, it was an asylum attendant. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-665wQwXkq6M.html
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 3 года назад
@@jb888888888 Heh, heh. I just love the internet! Where else could we find fact-checkers for important stuff like this? Thank you. (Seriously.)
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 3 года назад
@@Bill_Garthright "There's always time for accuracy" - Donatello [TMNT VS Batman]
@lama6911
@lama6911 3 года назад
This whole segment is gold
@laurendoe168
@laurendoe168 3 года назад
DUH!! Perpetrators ALWAYS oppose an investigation into their activities.
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 3 года назад
What’s their argument? “It’s biased, it’s partisan!” Meanwhile you are sat here like “I never knew evidence was partisan.”
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
What is there to investigate? This country is dumber than shit. Trump sent out an invitation over social media to any and all Republicans to come to Washington DC on January 6, Trump and his co-conspirators gave publicly televised speeches inciting the mob to violence and instructed them to march on the Capitol building, then the mob attacked police, vandalized Congress, tried to kill the Vice President, overthrow the government and abolish the Constitution. There's no mystery to it.
@laurendoe168
@laurendoe168 3 года назад
@@Marijuanifornia I think it's more of an evidence gathering "investigation" than a "let's find out if anything criminal was done" investigation.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
@@laurendoe168 But the evidence was broadcast on global television and live-streamed from hundreds of different angles online. A better explanation is that the weak-willed Democrats are dragging their feet until the People get distracted by something else and forget that the entire Republican party is a treasonous terrorist group that tried to kill elected officials including Republican politicians, overthrow the US Federal government and abolish the US Constitution.
@stevebarnes4805
@stevebarnes4805 3 года назад
Which explains the situation in Maricopa county AZ and other places where they have been fighting like hell to prevent the forensic audits.
@muddshuvel2714
@muddshuvel2714 3 года назад
How could he forget about major Dixie Normous
@matthewmangum6320
@matthewmangum6320 3 года назад
In the USAF, BMT, I actually knew a guy named Airman Dick. True story, our TI laughed every time he yelled out his name.
@lanapowell
@lanapowell 3 года назад
Don't forget Staff Sergeant Mike Hawk.
@rysun8709
@rysun8709 3 года назад
I like that as a porn name
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 3 года назад
Or Pvt Hugh G. Rection
@robertaclark6079
@robertaclark6079 3 года назад
Not military, but I had a dentist named Tom Dick. When my late husband had an appointment with him, it was Tom Dick, & Harry. For real! 😂🥰
@AZMerf
@AZMerf 3 года назад
How did Stephen not laugh during the Jack Meoff bit. He’s such a professional!
@inquisitordave2751
@inquisitordave2751 3 года назад
Re-dos
@Jesse-bb4qj
@Jesse-bb4qj 3 года назад
Because Stephen is a WHITE SUPREMACIST
@inquisitordave2751
@inquisitordave2751 3 года назад
@@Jesse-bb4qj What twisted train of logic did you use?
@Jesse-bb4qj
@Jesse-bb4qj 3 года назад
@@inquisitordave2751 during trumps presidency Stephen drew a Swastika on his chalkboard.....
@kenek629
@kenek629 2 года назад
@@Jesse-bb4qj yeah miss me with that bs
@amberdiane
@amberdiane 3 года назад
Nahtzee, that is comedic gold.
@deedoyle4069
@deedoyle4069 3 года назад
Absolutely! I'm a freelance gag writer. This IS 'gold'! Hooray!
@daniel_wilkinson
@daniel_wilkinson 3 года назад
It still blows my mind that nobody is talking about how the US has been buying most of its paper from China for the last three decades.
@veevien88
@veevien88 3 года назад
Right?! Every time this gets raised, I’m like - isn’t it more than likely whatever paper was being used for the ballots was made outside of the USA anyway?
@jethrotull7662
@jethrotull7662 3 года назад
From trees we grew
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
Or, indeed, that the Chinese invented the paper-making process, making all paper Chinese in a roundabout way.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
The USDA reported in Bulletin 404 in 1916 that one acre of industrial hemp can make as much paper as four acres of trees.
@dracoargentum9783
@dracoargentum9783 3 года назад
@@Marijuanifornia Hemp: the wonder material.
@silverpurkat
@silverpurkat 3 года назад
What’s really funny is how they were saying DEMs were sore losers in 2016 and now who’s the sore loser now??
@The_Serpent_of_Eden
@The_Serpent_of_Eden 3 года назад
One of his best monologues. I cried with laughter at the puns. Had serious Colbert Report vibes. God bless this man and the late show staff! And also Rear Admiral Jack Meeoff.
@sheilalopez3983
@sheilalopez3983 3 года назад
Yes k1, jack meeoff is truly an American hero.
@s0lid_sno0ks
@s0lid_sno0ks 2 года назад
You people are so unbelievably cringe.
@MarioDLuna
@MarioDLuna 3 года назад
Oh Stephen...Jack Meehoff...I'm dying. Crying, and dying...that is all🤣😂😅
@knightmarecityk
@knightmarecityk 3 года назад
The Maricopa board press conference from yesterday was brilliant. The "whatever the hell that was" meeting about the audit has to be seen to be believed. "They didn't want to give us the routers and we don't understand why. Routers don't store information, they're just basically a mailman!" You could not make this sht up.
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 года назад
I did Nahtzee that joke coming... As always, great writing LSSC!
@ojisankusai
@ojisankusai 3 года назад
That Jeack Meeof segment contained more double entendres in less time than it took Jack Meeof to erect that flag at Strokeanawa EDIT: We also shouldn't forget that Sgt. Major Feel Dees needs to really reach down deep and grab what is necessary to sign off on this letter.
@smokyquartz5817
@smokyquartz5817 3 года назад
I'm gonna miss his wife laughing off screen so much, it's better this way.
@paulbrinkman5631
@paulbrinkman5631 3 года назад
That's kind of a great idea.
@unclescipio3136
@unclescipio3136 3 года назад
His wife makes it so much better. We need to put her on a couch onstage.
@DatGuyYonder
@DatGuyYonder 3 года назад
The entire Jack Meehoff bit was pure gold! XD
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky 3 года назад
i hope it is a prnk for real
@swapshots4427
@swapshots4427 3 года назад
Entirely
@WarrenGarabrandt
@WarrenGarabrandt 3 года назад
Had me in tears. 🤣🤣🤣
@drewski1535
@drewski1535 3 года назад
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
i bet it was that well known prankster Willie Focker.
@copernicofelinis
@copernicofelinis 3 года назад
I'm starting to think that maybe it might not be a good idea to let the alleged perpetrators investigate their crime.
@vforwombat9915
@vforwombat9915 3 года назад
that's so crazy it just might work!
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 года назад
My thoughts exactly when l heard the Catholic Church investigating sexual abuse. And California police investigating police violence.
@culibarri2709
@culibarri2709 3 года назад
There is a name for when that happens, isn't there? Oh right, conflict of interest. Just a little problem. /s
@kickemindafacestyleson6986
@kickemindafacestyleson6986 3 года назад
the GOP is afraid that the cookie jar is about to be fingerprinted......................
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 3 года назад
We let the politicians draw the district lines, so it wouldn't really surprise me if we let alleged perpetrators investigate a crime. When will we learn?
@ColoRADbro420
@ColoRADbro420 3 года назад
That whole Jack Mehoff bit was frickin hilarious lol
@djeio
@djeio 3 года назад
dying
@multiworldleader
@multiworldleader 3 года назад
Crying, thinking of Suq Madiq, Liqa Madiq, and Munchma Quchi
@herbieklein2271
@herbieklein2271 3 года назад
These vax-scene clips are at a different level of awesome 🤯👍
@pauline_2373
@pauline_2373 3 года назад
Rear Admiral Jack Meehoff ! Killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos 3 года назад
And his sea-men.
@porfiriato84
@porfiriato84 3 года назад
I live in Arizona. Hearing about cyber ninjas on the local news is so damn cringe worthy.
@titomlm
@titomlm 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-N35IugBYH04.html
@jenmoon11
@jenmoon11 3 года назад
My sympathies
@digabledoug
@digabledoug 3 года назад
"Gets plenty humid around my FLAGSTAFF!" That one's a coffee spewer. Give that writer an Emmy.
@johnniearchbell2
@johnniearchbell2 3 года назад
and a raise
@TheAireaidLord
@TheAireaidLord 3 года назад
I was hysterical during this entire segment 😂🤣
@angelsindolly
@angelsindolly 3 года назад
I rewatched the "Nahtzee" part back like 5 times😂😂😂 I love this show!
@shaheenkcomedy
@shaheenkcomedy 3 года назад
This monologue deserves an Emmy holy shit 😂
@maddii34u
@maddii34u 3 года назад
MY DONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sshza2143
@sshza2143 3 года назад
colbert gangsta 🤪✌😎
@jonroesler8155
@jonroesler8155 3 года назад
Also, "We ALWAYS barricade the doors to the House chamber when tourists are present in Statuary Hall."
@localm4323
@localm4323 3 года назад
The pic of Donald "making vroom vroom noises" at the wheel of big rig is priceless.
@natewap308
@natewap308 3 года назад
LMAO! Biggest lie to come out of Arizona since "it's a dry heat" & Joe Arpaio really deserved to be pardoned! WTH is going on !?
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 года назад
To be fair, the AZ GOP almost never gets to have so much fun as in the last year. They got to buy more guns in honor of the start of the pandemic, they get to "own the libs" by not wearing masks or getting vaccinated, thus keeping the fun going, and they are on, what, their third recount to please dear leader? They went to tour (*ahem) the nation's Capitol buildings, they went to a BUNCH of still-unpaid-for rallies for the former POTUS all over the state and helped spike a "fake news" pandemic. They got to censure their own GOP governor and even non-candidate citizen Cindy McCain. They get tons of attention, and they've never had such a good time, even without winning anything at all. 🙄
@TheWtfanime
@TheWtfanime 3 года назад
It’s just beyond stupid at this point. The GQP are defending a coop... do they really not know how bad they’re making making themselves look? All people with common sense will never trust them again.
@kelliethornton7986
@kelliethornton7986 3 года назад
Can you imagine the opera singer looking at the lyrics/sheet music for the first time?
@1harothread
@1harothread 3 года назад
Evie laughing in the background at her husband's horrible puns is greater than any live studio audience 😂😂
@maychap
@maychap 3 года назад
It's Chris and Mark, but still! Grown up men, laughing so hard at masturbation puns are even funnier!!!
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 3 года назад
Cam Reynolds man, Evie's laugh deepened over quarantine! 🤣
@michaelschweigart3517
@michaelschweigart3517 3 года назад
I don't think Eva was even there
@kelliethornton7986
@kelliethornton7986 3 года назад
Seeing him flirting with his wife is my favorite part of the covid era shows 💖
@FreddieHg37
@FreddieHg37 3 года назад
She's got such a lovely manly laughter!
@johnlennon335
@johnlennon335 3 года назад
Jack Mehoff That was GREAT!
@anticharlatan5823
@anticharlatan5823 3 года назад
So, at 5:59 "then had the chickens incinerated"?? And somebody said this with a straight face? These people should pay for the ballot recount with their own money!
@rachaelbao
@rachaelbao 3 года назад
Watching Stephen make Evie and the crew laugh makes everything a little more bearable.
@TriffanyHammond
@TriffanyHammond 3 года назад
I don't know whose laugh we hear in the background but I love it...every single time.
@lesleyedgley8371
@lesleyedgley8371 3 года назад
Pretty sure it's Wally!
@versatilians
@versatilians 3 года назад
I can not believe that they allowed that "Jack Mehoff" joke to go on as long as it did!! Lmao 😂 That shit had me rolling!! 😁 Kudos to the good people at CBS for allowing us to have as much fun as possible, simply based on a joke that was obviously and specifically designed for middle-schoolers! 😊
@rowanlees9779
@rowanlees9779 3 года назад
Man, Colbert is in top form tonight😄😅😂🤣🤣🤣
@cjradenbaugh
@cjradenbaugh 3 года назад
“Field Marshal Buttstuff” that nearly killed me. 😂😂😂 Today’s Vax Scene intro was lovely. I felt so fancy for 30 seconds and then went back to eating toast and noticing that there are a lot of crumbs on my shirt that I’ve been wearing for more than one day.
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 3 года назад
That is SO REAL. I feel that 🤣🤣🤣❤👍
@jasondrobick2363
@jasondrobick2363 3 года назад
Real funny dumb truck.
@davidhornbeck1470
@davidhornbeck1470 3 года назад
OMFG, the Jack Meoff bit was friggin hilarious
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад
Nahtzee: “NO DICE FOR YOU!” Rear Admiral Jack Meehoff deserves a standing ovation for pitching a tent.
@patrickmcpherson97
@patrickmcpherson97 3 года назад
I wonder if he's friends with Major Wood?😆
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
wonder if he knows 5 finger General Jack Handey?
@AgentJayZ
@AgentJayZ 3 года назад
@@patrickmcpherson97 General Herschel Jerkoffigan ?
@FirstLast-bi8xi
@FirstLast-bi8xi 3 года назад
Remember to use upside down ovation for best pregnancy results.
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 3 года назад
it might lead one to question whether _any_ of the purported veterans are actually veterans?
@justhuman24
@justhuman24 3 года назад
January 6th was the 9/11 of domestic terrorism.
@richterkennedy2101
@richterkennedy2101 3 года назад
Yeah, I cracked up quite a few times during this one. We lost a lot of seamen that day😂
@MrBlazer3585
@MrBlazer3585 3 года назад
Ahhh man, that RADM Jack meehom bit deserves an award on its own! Had me in hysterics!
@sheilalopez3983
@sheilalopez3983 3 года назад
Blazer, they won't admit they lost the civil war how are we going to convince them they lost the election.
@jamesturner2126
@jamesturner2126 3 года назад
1:45 McCarty is not a witness, guy is AN ACCESSORY!!!!! He's maybe even a coconspirator
@Pmlopez01
@Pmlopez01 3 года назад
It's not all of us from Arizona Stephen. We're not all crazy
@jglh1839
@jglh1839 3 года назад
Yes, I do feel great sympathy for those of normal intelligence living in AZ.
@logic7753
@logic7753 3 года назад
Amen
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 3 года назад
Why aren’t the smart ones bringing a class action lawsuit against the county?
@janewilson2421
@janewilson2421 3 года назад
Exactly! Time for anyone with brains to fight back against all this nonsense!!! Go after the money that's where the GOP live!! And we all know Americans love to sue! So go to it!!
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 3 года назад
@@jglh1839 You should. Its exhausting 🙄🙄🙄
@mpinchi3433
@mpinchi3433 3 года назад
lmao the CSI Miami bit is freakin hilarious
@dedik8edslaya175
@dedik8edslaya175 3 года назад
"I'm So Done!!!" (sound of door slam, car peeling off) 🤣🤣🤣
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 3 года назад
Awwwwwwww, that "Ave Maria" riff was great. Stunning song in original form.
@thragg00
@thragg00 3 года назад
The Jack Meehoff part had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 3 года назад
Looking forward to the corrections, when it turns out Read Admiral Jack Meehoff, was actually a real person and the highest ranking asian american in the Vietnam war :P
@kingming869
@kingming869 3 года назад
I am DYING, as soon as he said that.
@frostyflames7864
@frostyflames7864 3 года назад
"Feeling a stranger's hand brush your butt then turning around to see that it was just Gov. Cuomo"
@stagehog81
@stagehog81 3 года назад
I served in the US Air Force with someone named Richard Everhard. He was a fine upstanding individual.
@mercuryangel9223
@mercuryangel9223 3 года назад
'They shredded the ballots and fed it to the chickens, this is the case of fowl play". OMG, that line had coffee coming out of my nose!! Stephen knocked this segment out of the park! 'Who ate the last piece of pizza?' Loved it!
@leenacw6844
@leenacw6844 3 года назад
The one guy always laughing in the back ground.... man I’m gonna miss that.
@lesleyedgley8371
@lesleyedgley8371 3 года назад
Pretty sure it's Wally!
@trnharris
@trnharris 2 года назад
He's still there, has been there
@disastermanagement893
@disastermanagement893 3 года назад
“Thank you for standing tall.” When the people you are pranking inadvertently build up the prank to make it even funnier, that’s when you’ve hit the prankster jackpot.
@le2800
@le2800 3 года назад
"That storage closet itself is inside a large area I like to call reality, a place our Republican brothers and sisters chose to no longer inhabit ".... is so on point which makes this statement that much more hilarious! 😁 Colbert came out of the gates swinging! Great monologue! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
Republicans need to be held accountable let the indictments begin...
@narcopsy
@narcopsy 3 года назад
How many comments do you need to write? When will your need to be heard ever be fulfilled?
@shanemcgowan9284
@shanemcgowan9284 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rklZtKMtgnE.html
@shanemcgowan9284
@shanemcgowan9284 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-b8KQZRCTlwk.html
@semievilsquirrel
@semievilsquirrel 3 года назад
The Jack Meehoff jokes had me crying. 🤣
@cadyde19
@cadyde19 3 года назад
The fake military names bit was hilarious! 😂
@DankBurrito420
@DankBurrito420 3 года назад
Can we get a compilation of all the Vax-Scenes please?!
@sdc363
@sdc363 3 года назад
Okay, this was the best monologue ever.
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 3 года назад
Yes!! CSI.. will ALWAYS love that!
@gregoryestrada3297
@gregoryestrada3297 3 года назад
You outdid yourself on this one. Laughed so hard I cried.
@sandraleehurst873
@sandraleehurst873 3 года назад
Important work, Stephen. Be proud, my brother. Thank you for keeping me alive throughout the dumbf years and the pandemic. Your voice is as crucial and powerful as the words of any of our leaders. And I love your beautiful family. 🥀🥀🥀
@WublicIndecency
@WublicIndecency 3 года назад
The true hero is Field Marshall Buttstuff! The holes he got in and out of, saved us at the battle of the bulge!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
Maybe Clyde was thinking of the day before... When Boebert gave a lovely tour to insurrectionists.
@boughtbot2639
@boughtbot2639 3 года назад
😂😂👍🏽
@kellyfehr3719
@kellyfehr3719 3 года назад
What does it say about American Tourists that shit in the halls is "normal".
@cconstantinou
@cconstantinou 3 года назад
LOL got the days mixed up, poor guy.
@gabegabber2996
@gabegabber2996 3 года назад
If not, does that also mean he thinks parading a confederate flag in the capital is perfectly okay as long as it's on an "energetic" tour? Actually, I feel like many already know his answer.
@kickemindafacestyleson6986
@kickemindafacestyleson6986 3 года назад
@@gabegabber2996 sure it does, if it's the crowd from that episode of The Dukes of Hazzard, shucks son, e'rbody knows dat...you outta date, boy
@KBerry-ug5zx
@KBerry-ug5zx 3 года назад
The Vax Scene has become my favorite recurring bit. 😂 Props to the musical staff.
@lazywallstreetnews7234
@lazywallstreetnews7234 3 года назад
"I never thought I'd see the day where strip clubs would be depressing." 🤣🤣
@MZTHICK76
@MZTHICK76 3 года назад
Jack Meehoff had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅
@granville7
@granville7 3 года назад
two lines down was a Rear Admiral *Merlin* . how likely is that?
@liampalmer8729
@liampalmer8729 3 года назад
Whilst I do enjoy stephen’s spot on humor ....I then realise I am laughing at the moral decay of our elected leaders ...
@JusNoBS420
@JusNoBS420 3 года назад
You pretend to be American. But you made a mistake. Only in the UK do people say whilst. Nice try. Other than that I agree with the comment
@catherinekenny3926
@catherinekenny3926 3 года назад
@@JusNoBS420 you picked that whilst up quickly stay safe and sane from Scotland
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 3 года назад
That implies they had morals to begin with.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 3 года назад
Paul R Honey child, I was born and raised in good ol' Kentucky, lived in California for a while and now live in Alabama. I use 'whilst' frequently. You forget that the language spoken by early settlers still carries on.
@ZaneofAustin
@ZaneofAustin 3 года назад
@@sophierobinson2738 sweetie no one cares, now convince your neighbors that the election was not stolen, yes it is your job.
@kennyroberts2703
@kennyroberts2703 3 года назад
Jack Meehoff was the name used by Richard Pryor in the movie " Some Kind Of Hero".
@jackietheriot7618
@jackietheriot7618 3 года назад
Tears and stomach ache from laughing at this monologue! Can always rely on Mr. Colbert to brighten my day!
@ThornWolf1
@ThornWolf1 3 года назад
Is anyone else absolutely exhausted by how long this thing has gone on? I thought the stress from Covid was hard enough to deal with. To watch these people cling to this delusion the former president and his cronies set up is almost more tiring than being scared of my family getting sick enough to die.
@namehere5675
@namehere5675 3 года назад
Seriously! They gave Democrats crap for wanting things double checked, now they have absolutely no room to complain.
@jessprice6468
@jessprice6468 3 года назад
Funny. Democrats have their supporters delusional too. Imagine picking a side, believing everything they tell you and only say the opposing supporters are a "cult". So glad I never picked one dirty side over the equally dirty other.
@waitwhatok4000
@waitwhatok4000 3 года назад
Hmmmm? If I buy your car with Cash! And you sign the Title over to me! Then I get it Insured, Inspected and Registered all in my name! And you go to the bank with the money I gave you. And after CLOSE INSPECTION! It turns out it's Counterfeit money! AND IT'S A FRAUDULENT TRANSACTION! IT'S STILL MY CAR CORRECT? Cause don't forget! You signed the Title over to me! And I Insured, Inspected and Registered in My name!
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 3 года назад
I agree. Trump wrecked our credibility w the world, shat on our institutions, placed himself above the constitution, caused an insurrection, and now this endless screwery with his election loss. Oh NYC please arrest him soooon!!
@waitwhatok4000
@waitwhatok4000 3 года назад
@@jessprice6468 Exactly it's a joke!
@karenwillough180
@karenwillough180 3 года назад
“You can’t just burn paper! You need an accelerant...like chicken.” 😂😂😂😂
@capngloval
@capngloval 3 года назад
Strangely a chicken fat grease fire with all that extra protein would probably make a decent "mild accelerant". :D
@kyandaniels9475
@kyandaniels9475 3 года назад
It DOES explain the chicken shortage!!!! 🤪
@calwilson3155
@calwilson3155 3 года назад
Ahh yes, good to hear RADM Jack Meehof, legendary Naval Jag Officer is alive and kicking
@ssfheather6629
@ssfheather6629 3 года назад
Omg buttstuff....I’m literally cry laughing 😂
@ItsIntelligentDesign
@ItsIntelligentDesign 3 года назад
I can’t wait til Stephen gets a full audience again, but I’ve gotta be honest: that crew member’s laugh gives me life
@citythink
@citythink 3 года назад
Evie (?) Colbert’s laugh also makes me smile.
@billmurray7473
@billmurray7473 3 года назад
If Stephen gets a full audience, I'll say goodbye.
@sophiophile
@sophiophile 3 года назад
@@billmurray7473 Gbye!!
@corvinyt
@corvinyt 3 года назад
That guy laughing got old for me, just like the laughtracks.
@ufind6048
@ufind6048 3 года назад
I've always assumed that guy laughing is his father-in-law for some reason.
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 года назад
As soon as I saw the Jan 6th hangman's noose upon the gallows, my first thought was: "That looks like a normal tourist visit" 😅
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 3 года назад
I bet you're fun to go on road trips with. "Why are you packing a missile launcher?" You: "Might come in handy."
@darkmyro
@darkmyro 3 года назад
I mean doesn't everyone walk into the offices and put their feet up on the desks, threaten the staff, shout "hang mike pence", and walk off with official podiums? no?! weird.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
i always bring zip ties on tours.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 3 года назад
Never leave home without pipe bombs to plant at the offices of political parties or Molotov cocktails, just in case one needs to be thrown
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 3 года назад
Jokes aside. I’m willing to bet the majority of the people that first gathered didn’t think anything would happen. They thought they would stand outside, chant and pray to themselves. But some came to do more then that. You can tell because of the stuff they brought with them. Those that hadn’t thought about turning violent then either left when the planned attack started to happen or went, yeah why shouldn’t we break in?!? And then joined in.
@hardybeverly
@hardybeverly 3 года назад
I’m laughing so hard I’m choking! The admiral tale is brilliant Stephen. I love hearing your wife chuckling also.
@BenFrankarts
@BenFrankarts 3 года назад
That pun parade was absolutely bananas I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂☠️
@waggishsagacity7947
@waggishsagacity7947 3 года назад
Stephen Colbert & his writers were in top form tonight. Poignant & funny. Thanks.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
I've replayed the Jack Mehoff bit about 7 times now.. I am spent.
@Lacota1375
@Lacota1375 3 года назад
that whole bit damn near killed me I was laughing so hard
@philiphockenbury6563
@philiphockenbury6563 3 года назад
Remember if you’re laughing for four hours or longer, consult a doctor.
@ElizabethReninger
@ElizabethReninger 3 года назад
I was crying
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky 3 года назад
on my 2nd run, it s gold even for an extern. (greetz from germany)
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
careful, if you do it too much you'll go blind.
@waxbeard
@waxbeard 3 года назад
Nothing makes me laugh more than when you can hear Stephen cracking Evie and the crew up. I'm going to miss these intimate, audience-less shows!
@Saskia1414
@Saskia1414 3 года назад
Whoever does the The Vax Scene animation NEEDS a raise!
@le2800
@le2800 3 года назад
Lol. Too cute!
@nitraM321
@nitraM321 3 года назад
yes that was extraordinary, one of best moments of tv this year, or any year
@angeliquestarsmommy
@angeliquestarsmommy 3 года назад
I must remind myself not to eat or drink before watching Stephen Colbert!!! Because I’ll spit it all out laughing 😂
@willowmoon5063
@willowmoon5063 3 года назад
Lol! Every time.
@jesterscupcake
@jesterscupcake 3 года назад
Haven't watched yet, but the last part of that title irritates me as a veteran. Not because it isn't true, but because it is and those treasonous morons make everyone assume we're all pretending reality doesn't exist.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 года назад
For what it's worth, of all the things I worried about after the election and on Jan. 6th, the idea that the military as a whole would help Trump overturn the election was one that never concerned me.
@CinHotlanta
@CinHotlanta 3 года назад
I'd sooner wish an end to "Meanwhile" than the CSI Miami gag, and I will NEVER wish an end to Meanwhile
@andrewgutmann9432
@andrewgutmann9432 3 года назад
This monologue reminded me of “Muncha Maqoochi” from the Colbert Report.
@yokaibyte2133
@yokaibyte2133 3 года назад
Continuing to wear a mask wouldn’t be a bad idea. It helps prevent allergies, colds, etc.
@mzgreenjeansapproves
@mzgreenjeansapproves 3 года назад
And on a completely shallow note I don't have put on a full face, I can just do my eyes and still look cute!
@puellamservumaddominum6180
@puellamservumaddominum6180 3 года назад
Or protect people that have not been vaccinated yet. Which is over half of America
@catc8927
@catc8927 3 года назад
Good for asthmatics too. Breathing moist warm air helps prevent asthma attacks.
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 3 года назад
It's just common sense in general. You'll see Korean and Japanese citizens be almost religious about mask wearing. That kind of public health consciousness helps prevent pandemics, and dulls their impact. It's something we should all do, really.
@averywho6430
@averywho6430 3 года назад
Plus I don't want to see other people's faces
@peaaanuuutz
@peaaanuuutz 3 года назад
"John Hancock" I gotta say that caught me off guard LOL
@alexthemole2987
@alexthemole2987 3 года назад
Not me, John Alcala. I'd long wondered at the audacity of that yuge signature.
@PoeRacing
@PoeRacing 3 года назад
Holy shit!! Uncle Joe doing 4 second 0-60 pulls in a camouflaged up electric F-150 made my day! Still waiting for him to do NASCAR style victory donuts on the South Lawn in his Corvette.
@ibinshkamed1586
@ibinshkamed1586 3 года назад
or a monster truck renovation of what used to be the Rose Garden.
@artbargra
@artbargra 3 года назад
How did Stephen miss the opportunity for one of his Biden's impersonations with the aviator glasses, is beyond me.
@Leonemus
@Leonemus 3 года назад
omg... im rolling... those army names, very nice
@de6212
@de6212 3 года назад
Clyde's terrified face needs to be on a billboard in his district.
@rexm9654
@rexm9654 3 года назад
Clyde acted like a scared little boy or girl on January 6, 2021 !!! Now he says the Murderous Domestic Terrorists were merely tourists that visited the Capitol like any other day ! Goes to show you that the RINOs in the Republican Congress don't care about the GOP but only cares for their worship of the man who thinks himself god
@bimonsolivar8898
@bimonsolivar8898 3 года назад
I would contribute $5 to see that and I'm not even American...
@marvinmartion1178
@marvinmartion1178 3 года назад
I'll donate to that!
@JamesAllmond
@JamesAllmond 3 года назад
oh, it will be...Ms Abrams will see to that...
@onnietalone3181
@onnietalone3181 3 года назад
I am in start the fund, buy the time, think like Trump! oh no wait, ah to hell with it ya, go for it, the stakes are not cheap they are high
@ASethdevotedjackal
@ASethdevotedjackal 3 года назад
I love the CSI Miami sunglasses gag every time! Keep it up 👍🏼
@M.Babadook
@M.Babadook 3 года назад
The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors was bamboozled. I'll see myself out.
@kimberlyowens4558
@kimberlyowens4558 3 года назад
SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO KEEP TAKING WHAT EVER YOU TUCK TONIGHT, PURE GENIUS 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@davidslayer
@davidslayer 3 года назад
forgot general seymour butts, and mike hunt.
@twitchgiggles
@twitchgiggles 3 года назад
can i just give a shoutout to the opera singer during the vaccine bit. what a voice!!!!
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr 3 года назад
At 0:34, “Going once, going twice aaaannnd sold to the man laughing diabolically in seat 666 for $0…”
@masters8610
@masters8610 3 года назад
I feel like the government could get more done if they didn't have to stop and investigate all the criminal Republicans.
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