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Anytime people are a jerk to me in Skyrim they become an item in my home. If they can be killed I cast fury on them, then soul trap, then kill them and use the soul that went into the black star to put into an item I loot from them. I then name the item after them and display it. I have Nazzem in My house proudly on display
@@nazeem7590 As the thane of whiterun i will ask you just once to stop with this the cloud district stuff or I will call odahvin to grab you and take you to the clouds and then drop you
@@nazeem7590 I'm getting very close to murdering him and the jarl of whiteruns kids. I'm a lone wolf and I only affiliate with people who I mutually benifit from. I'm only a few hundred hours in and their cheek is driving me crazy. I only go in there to rinse the wizard and rest of the merchants.
@PaperbackPQ You can if you have 1 humanoid follower and the other one is a pet (dog, armored troll, riekling, dwarven robot) and also a 3rd one if the follower is part of a certain quest (you can also exploit some bugs)
That's all you've got? I am thane of 9 holds I have 9 houses I am the Harbinger of the Companions, the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, the Master of the Thieves Guild, member of House Telvanni, a Stormblade of the Stormcloak Army I have one immortal follower, who can destroy all of my enemies I've killed Alduin I've put an end to Miraak and his cult I've destroyed Harkon and his clan. Of course I just teasing you, I hate this Nazeem-jerk too.
Dragonborn: *standing with a dragon skeleton behind them after eating its soul* Random Nord: "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!"
MikeO7977 If you do the Thalmor embassy infiltration mission, you'll get a discussion between Maven Blackbriar and The Jarl of Morthal discussing about the mistreatment of the dark eleves in Windhelm and how she's disgusted by it.
she's a very shady business woman, but i would not put her as one of the top 5 jerks. if you stay out of her way, you'll have no problems with her. most the people on this list go out of their way to ruin you and others.
Thomas Jenkins Glad i get to beat the shit out of her by using a Mod called Open Civil War which restores all battles for each holds, And then later Kill her with Console commands.
@@curranmckenzie9574 It doesn't even make any sense. The Blades are primarily spys. They support the dragon born. Skyrim says fuck that. Instead opting to make the dragon born i.e. the player their bitch. That craps on the lore and in gameplay it sucks. So Bethesda's excuse of creating the story around the gameplay doesn't work to justify that.
@@creativename7230 Ondolemar's not so bad. I actually got him to like me enough to leave his inheritance to me after he took a swan dive off the steps of Understone Keep.
I got the Imperials and Stormcloaks to agree to a temporary truce, mediated by the Grey Beards, who hadn't interacted with skyrim directly in centuries. I even got the Blades and the Thalmor to hold off killing each other for a bit. I went and found an Elder Scroll and used it to see through time, to learn a Shout no one had heard in more than 3000 years. I used Whiterun's place to capture a dragon, which I then rode to a hidden Dragon CUlt Temple, and soon after, into a protal to Sovngarde. The place most people have to die before they can even hope to see it. While there, I defeated Alduin, who could've destroyed the entire world. The last time Alduin threatened people, the only way to win was to create a rift in time and force him into it. Alduin is nearly a god, and it wasnt easy, but I finally defeated him. After reluctantly leaving the strikingly beautiful Sovngarde, I took a trip back to Whiterun, to tell my good friend Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the man who helped me capture a dragon using his palace, that the threat is finally over. "Fancy robes. You a wizard or something?"
Not sure about Ancano. I mean, sure he's evil, but he's also the only one in the Thalmor who seems to know what tact is. Maybe put Ondolemar there instead.
I swear...Especially the kids. I know it's only possible in mods, but if they were killable in the vanilla game I'd kill EVERY CHILD...Except Lars Battle-Born. He's a good boi.
But Blueberry IceCream Man, the Imperial General doesn't even know who you are and how you got in that wagon at the start of the game and she sends you to chopping block for her own amusement!
Although I ain't gonna lie, he does have quite a bit of skill when it comes to sword fighting. He also knows a lot about opening doors for some reason.
Always make a point to do theives guild first, before any main story quest, just so you can kill him and play your game safe in the knowledge you need to interact with him ever again in the play through after that. Straight from escaping the dragon attack to Riften, don't stop for anything.
Good question ! Rollf should own number 1, Nazeem should be number 2, but Braith needs spot number 3 at least. Braith NEEDS to be on this list ! I hate this little bitch.
When I first played Skyrim, I honestly didn't see Mercer's betrayal coming. Given his supposed sad past about how much he respected Gallus, I had thought that him being a dick was merely the result of trying his damnedest to hold the Guild together for his old friend and that he was actually a truly troubled man. I had expected to get to know Mercer throughout the questline, and perhaps get him to become a better leader for the guild, help him get his groove back, move on and truly honor Gallus' memory. I was ready for a touching story of redemption. I was looking forward to helping bring this poor man back from the brink. *Then he stabbed me.*
Which is why you pick pocket his weapons so he goes into snowveil sanctum unarmed or just give him a wooden sword and watch the dragur pummel the bejesus out of him
There's also that random Nord who you find in the wilderness who insults you by calling you a milk drinker and telling you to go home to your mother. Never get tired of ending that one.
cold glass of coke zero No, I think you’re mistaken. She’s actually in the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood. I’ve never heard of that location. Is it in one of the DLC’s?
1.Imperial Officer at the the beginning (always follow the stormcloak so i can kill her) 2. The brother of the the owner of Falkreach's general goods. 3.Rolff 4.Maven Blackbriar
Delphine? Think about it, she wants you to kil Mario i mean Paarthurnax and if you dont, she banishes you from the blades... you ended the civil war, you defeated the bringer of death and your the dragonborn, so without you, they never would have gotten in
Klavair89 there is a mod that gives the Option to let paaruntax vor however hes called to live and the Blades dont kick you out oft there Club sry for Bad english im german
I'm surprised not a single child is listed here. I mean, Nelkir has issues and does start treating you better after completing the Whispering Door, but almost every other child insults you the moment it sees you. "I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough." Kid, I'm wearing armor made from the remains of DRAGONS. So if you don't have anything nice to say, shut up.
UltimateSpinDash, Nelkir is a jerk because he was corrupted by a deadra demon who lives in the Whispering Door in the basement of Dragon Reach. If you have not played the whispering door mission - you should ;)
2:43 “despite dragons having nothing to do with Talos” Well the amulet of kings contained the blood of the gods, a gift from Akatosh himself which happens to be a dragon (one of the avatars of Akatosh)
Ya just found ya with this and 5 things Oblivion did better then Skyrim. But I gotta say, no Maven Black-Briar for the thieves guild jerk?, oh nevermind somebody already put that up in the comments here...
First off Tiber Septim was the dragonborn in life but became a god Talos after death and the dragonborn is a fragment of Akatosh who is the father of all dragons which means he is the one affiliated with dragons not Talos. Second off did anyone notice he said Neirmina instead of Nocturnal
WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE WHO SCREAMS ABOUT TALOS DAY AND NIGHT?! I mean I'm all talos and stuff, his blessings are pretty cool, but I can hear him from the bridge of dragonsreach. Idk I just really hate that guy.
+Laurel McFarland he is definitely annoying but he isn't a jerk. I personally always kill him though because there's no way I am listening to him ever time i go to whiterun.
Sir, Ulfric is not delusional. Even if we find documents stating he might be Thalmor puppet potentially. And even if he don't care for other than Nords. He's not a liar at heart. He does what he believes is right and people follow him. This is shown as he earns his place at Soverngarde
he succesfully throws all of skyrim into a civil war and gathers about half of skyrim to his support.... for better or for worse, he is absolutely important. Nothing delusional about it.
The Thieves Guild only recognises you as Guild Master after you do the "hidden" quests and go through the ceremony. For those who haven't done that, just keep doing quests for Vex and Delvin until you get a specific task from Delvin for Markath, Whiterun, Windhelm, and Solitude. THEN you become the Guild Master, and the extra perks it comes with.
Tom G He still calls you new protege but yeah, I never figured that out till two years ago when I googled it, having finished the rest of the storyline two years before that!
But without him, you would have died, not only did he barge in right before you were about to be executed, he gave you the time of your life. Thanks to him bringing back dragons, another dragonborn was needed and you happened to be said person. Everyone (at least should) hear the name "dragonborn" and shiver in fear over the power the title brings. You would just be a regular person (if you managed to survive helgen through other ways) maybe even a wanted criminal
The reason Nazeem sleeps in the Drunken Huntsmen is because his Manor was cut. There was even supposed to be a faction and questline associated with it. If you kill him and loot his corpse you can see he still has the key.
6:28 I’m pretty sure I’ve had multiple occasions of the guards trying to arrest me in that quest line, and responding by curb stomping the entire Markarth city guard. I really dislike the “essential NPCs” thing...really restricts the options to bring address systemic corruption
Yeah that Silver Blood guy. After I killed the bandits, and got the Silver Blood ring. I went back to the mine and ruins to get treasures and one of the Dwemer machines followed me outside and attacked Silver Blood. Didn't do anything and Lydia didn't either. The guards tried to save him but he died. That's what he gets. His house is mine.
Logan Johnson Yea one of my first full playthroughs Id sided with the stormcloaks because the imperials seemed like dicks and they also had the thalmor with them. By the end of it i was convinced that the imperials werent all that bad as they were made out to be because they were trying to keep the thalmor out of skyrim too. I havent really sided with the stormcloaks after that. But most of my games, i dont usually join a side anyways. Those two little misc objectives just sit there cuz i dont wanna deal with it lol
MissKris I was basically the same way when I chose a side within the civil war. I was new to The Elder Scrolls, and was under the impression that the Imperials just banned Talos worship. What I didn't know is that they're basically being forced to do this by the Thalmor at blade point. Then I thought that the Imperials were right. But when I heard about Ulfric wanting to fight for Skyrim's freedom, I just decided that it's a conflict that I should remain neutral to. I'll just join the Dawnguard and fight to end Lord Harkon, along with his unholy prophecy.
This video illustrates one of the biggest problem with skyrim. There's an amazing amount of little details hidden in the game. But they're never presented in an interesting way, they never come to matter, and they're generally ignored in terms of game development
@@brendankasperek7559 Honestly, I just love the feeling of being thanked for saving her life. It's one of the rare moments in Skyrim where someone feels truly grateful for your heroics.
Come to think of it, there are no apple trees, no carrot plots and no tomato plants to be found anywhere in Skyrim, yet there are barrels and sacks loaded down with them in every city, village and encampment. Where are they all coming from?
+silverblade357 ya that always irritated. I feel like you should get some kind of pass or something. Especially since the king says you are a forsworn now.
+silverblade357 I believe it does still happen. I think it is Thrown silver bloods brother that becomes jarl if the storm cloaks take over so thorn would still have control the of mine.
There's a forsworn camp somewhere where the forsworn are friendly when you side with them. But yes, i remember the fun when i wiped out the entire Markarth city guardsmen, and i had to wait for them to respawn to progress in the quest xD
Hey what cosmetic mod are you using? Like where the soldiers wear cloaks and people wear cloths over their faces in harsh weather. Does that affect the player too? just curios in case the switch ever gets mod support.
In the unused dialogues, Marvin's unused ones hinted that she lost in a battle and said she'll leave. How can't they keep that... So many unused potential.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't. Says the guy who lives in a fucking bar in the lowest district
I seriously wish there was a third option (the harder one but inevitably the better one) by not siding with either side and TAKING SKYRIM FOR YOURSELF HELL YEAH EVERYONE KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME OR GET FUS RO DAHD INTO THE NEXT BUGGED BETHESDA GAME
*You have commited* *crimes against Skyrim* *and her people, what* *say you in your defence* Go to jail Pay up your bounty(9999) I will rather die than go to jail *You killed a chicken*
I have a theory that Rolff was originally supposed to have an important quest tied to him, but they cut it out and forgot to take off his essential status.
Some of the others here are worse but: effin Delphine! How dare she bark orders at the dragonborn! And to kill my mentor friend no less. I mean, who swore to serve who here? Cause I dont remember doing that
As a Bethesda programmer, I am always happy to see more and more people appreciating our game and its characters! Also, in case you haven't noticed, I am also quite the Team Fortress fan too!
Top 10 badasses in Skyrim: 1. Jarl Balgruuf 2. Jarl Balgruuf 3. Jarl Balgruuf 4. Jarl Balgruuf 5. Jarl Balgruuf 6. Jarl Balgruuf 7. Jarl Balgruuf 8. Jarl Balgruuf 9. Jarl Balgruuf 10. Jarl Balgruuf (I know the spelling of his name is probably wrong but I couldn't care less.)
@Bachin Bigney How is he? Has done nothing special or impressive compared to many other characters. Only the battle of whiterun at which he didn't even fight himself but only gave a speech. And rest of the time he lazily sits on his throne speaking how busy he is.