The Binaural Doctor: A Hypochondriac's Housecall [ASMR] 

"my beard is sterile... just like me" caught me way off guard

Now I aint gay, but he making a lot of eye contact and I aint looking away

him: gimme what you got me: headache him: headache nice

Probably one of the best actors in this community. Fantastic camera work and lighting too!

Color grading on this video: A+ Over an hour of quality content: A+ Leading us on a rollercoaster of emotions that made me relaxed, slightly disturbed, and then laugh out loud by the end: A+ ?? In all seriousness, excellent video. :)

"It may not look like I'm looking in your ears, but I assure you I am." The laughs always catch me by surprise in your videos but they're always so good. XD

"My beard is sterile" immediately started laughing

3:36 I have a condition that causes me to teleport while simultaneously losing my glasses.

That is a HELL of a voice. Dang. I don't usually get tingles from guy's voices but I am here.

You look and sound like the main character of a ubisoft game, the old ones, the good ones

"Whipple's Disease" at 12:01 and the hand gesture... got it in one. I've grown very fond of the pacing, subtlety, intimacy, intelligence, and humour of your work. I find that my responses to your videos seem to match my natural ASMR experience from non-video life if that makes any sense. Spontaneous responses that result from context as opposed to the relentless "TINGLES TINGLES TINGLES! The Burn Out!" kind of ASMR videos. Thank you.

I didn't know my doctor was Mr. Jefferson.

*accidentally skips forward 10 seconds* "Numbness in the thumb?" Yes doctor, it's quite debilitating. Really keeps me from doing everyday activities.

"Ah haha, you woke up" Yes and apparently you got a haircut, a new pair of glasses and office since I fell asleep...naps am I right?

His face is so versatile. I'm shook.

The beard rubbing part is hilarious "My beard is sterile....just like me" 😂😂😂

Not only do I love the effort you put into your videos, but I absolutely adore your color grading!

I just came to the comments for time stamps. Instead I'm scarred.

Absolutely incredible buddy. I have no idea how on earth you create sound and visuals like this but coupled with your incredible talent to act and deliver inside an asmr shell, it's just truly mind blowing. I did actually do a double take when you pulled out that tea though...

Is just me getting "younger version of House M.D." vibe from him?

Try not to blin- *blinks*

"My beard is sterile.....just like me..." HOLY

I came here to write a comment....but there are no words to how perfect this video is 👌

Speaking of doctor, you kinda look like David Tennant mostly the hair, just me?

1% of the comments are cat calling PS 49% of comments are compliments 50% of comments are complaining about the "numerous" dirty comments

anybody else watch these videos in chunks over the week? i keep falling asleep but the quality is so good i wanna see the whole video!

me: doctor i am bleeding from my eyes PS: well, that's relatively normal. not common, but normal.

I came here to fall asleep but after seeing all these thirsty comments I've never been more *woke*

Literally a minute into the video and I just have to comment about the color grading because it's wonderful, 110%. Edit: A whole three minutes in and oH MY LORD THE CAMERA QUALITY. THIS IS ALL SO GREAT AND I'VE BARELY STARTED.

I feel like it says something about the industry that Pho can play so many game and movie/TV show characters without needing to really change his appearance at all.

"The answer is of course my beard is sterile. ... ... ...just like me."

"You woke up" Ya I was trying to sleep but then got a notification for this video, geez

I like how he uses a HUMAN perspective when he talks about the symptoms, I wish my doctor did this.

I like how you added a common issue, doctor's getting hypochondria, into this video. Well done as always.

"You're not jamming paperclips into your ears?" Not this time. A friendly, undead doctor advised that was probably a bad idea. Along with rubber bands.

It would been funny if he ends it with "Alright, I've got some good news and bad news, the good news is we'll be naming a disease after you"

"Your body is like Stalingrad" top 10 compliments

I think he should do a tattoo artist video, I have a few tattoos and I'd love to see an asmr video about it

Well, I'm glad to know that it's nothing *too* serious.

You should seriously create a video roleplaying as Chuck from Supernatural. Pretty sure that would be everything.

I wanted to fall asleep but I couldn't stop looking at you aggghhhhh

An hour & 22 minutes! What did we do to deserve this?! Btw, I really admire your diction/eloquent verbiage. I hope to reach this level of effortless intelligence someday.

"My beard is sterile... just like me..." I have to admit I snorted at that

Hey @Phoenician Sailor, long time listener first time caller; I've been a fan of yours for awhile and I've definitely made use of your content to help me sleep, relax, and work. I appreciate the time you put in for us and I hope your schedule will have space for more uploads in the future, but please always take care of you and yours first! I do want to make a request; I love "The Wasteland" and all of T.S. Elliot's work, and I'd love to hear you do a recitation, or perhaps a roleplay based on one of his smaller poems; I was thinking it'd be pretty easy to do "Portrait of a Lady", with sounds from a hat, some fake flowers for the lily stalks, some of the dialogue lifted from the poem. Regardless if you do any of that or not, love your content man, thanks for doing what you do!

i'm so curious about what you do for a living? your voice is so soothing and i love all the variety of different videos... thank you for the effort and excellent quality content that you put out, the effort is greatly appreciated!

I love the color grading of your videos, it's really impressive.

I love love love your voice and find your accent so soothing. I absolutely love your videos-not only do they never fail to make me relax and get some great night sleep but they also have the highest quality. Thank you for your uploads and devotion to the ASMR community.

your videos are so beautifully produced, i feel like i'm watching a movie. you're legit the most professional asmr-tist out there. you can feel deeply appreciated :)

True story: I am currently battling pancreatic cancer, and I reside in an assisted living facility. A while back, I told the nurse about some edema in my feet and ankles. She made an appointment for me at my doctor's office. The doc sees me and asks me why I think I have a demon in my feet! Bewildered, we finally realized that the nurse had misunderstood what I had said!!!🤣🤣🤣

So we going to just skip the whole him being sterile part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey, I remember you talking about doing this on the Ephemradio Podcast! Ya know, revisiting scenarios and characters, letting them grow a little more. Awesome, I've been really looking forward to this!

I love the intellectual quality of all of your videos, i learn something new with each one i watch. it's like speaking with a mentor, and it calms me down at the same time, ( I have PTSD)

Off topic but your lighting skills are amazing

My wish is that, one day, this good doctor and ER's beloved Plague Doctor will do a collaboration.

My beard is sterile... Just like me. lul

A trump ad played before this and I didn’t skip it because I liked the thought of taking money from trump and giving it to this guy.

I really enjoy the effort put in to the visuals and props! A lot of asmr videos I watch are mostly audio-oriented, which is fine, but this was a nice change of pace :)

on this episode of house

So if I keep saying I'm sick, I'll get these tingles ? Guess im really going to develop hypochondriac habits

Speaking of doctor, you really look like David Tenant in this thumbnail.

I'm just patiently waiting for some big TV producer/casting director to stumble across your channel and see what a brilliant actor you are. I mean damn, to see you on a real show would be an absolute dream come true. You're a truly amazing actor, truly believable in all the characters you play, and above all- very, very, relaxing. Excellent work once again, Mr. Sailor.

i was sleeping like a god church.

Holy crappie, there was a lot of work that went into this! Your production values are ridiculous, man! It's less like watching ASMR than watching a legit movie! (it was basically as long as a movie, too!) Super relaxing as well, btw (even with all the alarming diagnoses). The moment you started whispering, I was reduced to a puddle of tingles!

It makes me so uncomfortable to read the comments like I get it´s a "joke" but couldn´t you focus on the quality and effort of the video and thank him for all the work put into it? I feel bad for him :/

Healer, heal thyself!

The ramblings and your cadences are totally Jeff Goldblaum

Doc, I get the feeling that you make fun of my anxiety

You know, without the glasses and replaced the doctors coat with a suit and tie, I could see you as a cool version of Doctor Who

Amazing quality! 😄 I need more of you. 👼

seeing a new vid from you is like the second coming of Christ

You are a true master in the art of film, sir.

Three videos in three weeks? God, we're spoiled AF.

You have such a soothing and kind voice

I lost it at the "sterile beard" part 🤣

relaxing until 53:10 segment... well... that escalated quickly. o_0

Is he an actual Doctor in real life? Because I would believe it.

You should do a Doctor Who roleplay... specifically the 10th Doctor. You remind me a lot of him; very suave, handsome, and a bit quirky! 💜

Yessss!! Your original Binaural Doctor roleplay is probably my most-watched ASMR video of all time-- nothing sends me to sleep just like it. So excited to see a sequel :) love you PS, please never stop doing what you're doing.

perfect men don't exi-

If this guy was able to pull of a British accent, he'd have one hell of a Snape impression going on here! I never noticed that before!

I think this video will be helpful to many people. Ive always enjoyed your enunciation and tambr. You know your craft quite well sir.

Gawd damn, this patient must be the most unfortunate person in the universe O_O

I don't know my ears are so far apart What am I?

This might actually be the best ASMR video I've ever experienced

You should do a doctor strange roleplay

I'm so impressed by the quality of your work. Thanks for putting in the time. It is greatly appreciated.

Give it to me straight, doc. Is it lupus? Oh my god, it's lupus, isn't it?

Such great color on this one.

Tfw you wake up and see somebody watching you.

HOLY SHIT PERFECT TIMING GOOD SIR YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

Wonderful, relaxing. Appreciate the humour. "They're all very expensive."

Your voice is so calming. I recognize your voice in a video from ER's channel. Happy to put a face to the soothing, strong, and hypnotic voice. Joined the PS Team

Holy heck this is brilliant you creative geniusssss

Wow, that's a hell of a diagnosis! *LOL!*

This video is absolutely beautiful the lighting and great sound quality. Everything in it is so perfect. Thank you so much for your hard work. You are appreciated! 🌷🌷

The fresh Doc of Phoenicair

Lol, your voice is just insane. I would love another Mr Jefferson video. That was perfection.

Ok, one thing this doctor definitely cured was my asmr immunity.

Can you read "go the fuck to sleep" for us pretty please good sir

I love this guy! This is my first time seeing 👀 him! All the ASMR and Binural searches I've done for several years he never showed up 😐. I think he maybe a real Doc he sounds like one I love the voice He's is definitely eye candy! 😘 Definitely subscribing today!