The Binaural Psychiatrist [ASMR Roleplay] 

Note: the black line about 2/3rds of the way across the screen represents the fissure we all harbor in our own psyches. Its presence here is an analogy; if you cannot ignore the line, you cannot ignore the fissure, and you will eventually go mad. Try to ignore it, for both our sakes.

Do you need a receptionist? Asking for a friend.....

Why does he look like a lvl 35 boss tho?

"I don't know you" ......... sir you once sewed my ears shut

Can we talk about how beautiful this man is? Like god Damn.

Y'all ever just construct and then dispel a fourth wall just to flex on your audience

You should just make a one person web series playing a psychotic therapist who's main goal is to make the viewer psychotic too

You know, I look at him-really look at him. And I feel like I know that he smells amazing.

I feel like Phoenician sailor and ephemeral rift are two sides of one coin. Similar, Both absoluty superb styles, while one focuses calming through showing us our life through the lens of the author, and one that detaches is from our reality to allow us to sleep forgetful of our struggles in life, respectively But they remind me of each other

Give this beautiful human an oscar please.

Thanks doc, Now I’m existentially depressed.

Let go of my purse I don't know you

This isn’t just asmr. This is straight up art. How am I only just finding these videos now?

He too fine, I can’t relax looking at him I feel nervous 😂

haha he looks like a particular famous Canadian psychologist

I saw someone else comment about how great a collab with goodnight moon would be. I know it’s hard for collabs to happen so I’m fine with just entertaining the thought but it’d be amazing

You remind me of Ephemeral Rift. I’ve been watching him for years and you’re different in your ASMR ways and similar but, I really like your style and you have earned a new subscriber.

When your clinical psychiatrist did their undergrad in nihilistic philosophy 😂

If my psychiatrist’s voice sounded like this, I think I’d be cured and off medications lmao

U can seriously nail a red dead redemption 2 roleplay...maybe dutch

We are blessed with all the care and quality you and Goodnight Moon put into your videos. I’d love to see a collab if that was ever possible. Just because you both have amazing video standards.

If Hollywood haven’t hired this man what are they doing?? I see a Bond villain in the making. Or just a James Bond in the making.

"I don't get many patients" *170k views*

My PTSD has been really bad recently and I’ve been self-harming to cope. I can’t sleep very well, a few hours or not at all. Plagued by absolute night terrors. Whenever you upload, it makes me so happy. You’ll never see this but everything about your videos soothes me, regardless of the content or roleplay. Your voice is beyond soothing, all the background noises and ASMR triggers are so finely tuned and perfect, I lie back, close my eyes and find myself drifting off. I confess to going back to watching the videos through the day so I can actually *watch* because your acting, your mannerisms, all the work you put into your sets and props and dialogue, I wish to appreciate as a supporter of your content. This is just a thank you from all the way across the pond in the UK, for all the work you put in, for the soothing videos and sharing your talent ❤️

Man, my only wish in my lifetime is to age as great as you. You're such model material. Great acting as well, overall awesome video!

This reminds me to these old black and white videos about patients with mental illnesses, where the doctor is always smoking.

Hollywood needs a pro actor like him! 😎 great asmr also . You'd fit a dutch roleplay from red dead redemption 2

This man be looking like a much younger Peter Capaldi and I'm loving it.

I cannot express how thoroughly I enjoyed this. I came into this without reading the description, expecting the typical open ended questions and positive affirmations of these therapy asmr videos. But you took me pleasantly off guard. I've been having quite the existential crisis recently, and this really helped me. I didn't want it to end, I could've easily sat here for hours listening to you discussing philosophy. Amazing work and thank you so much for this.

I came for the ASMR. I stayed for the Mug Mug Mug

you are an amazing actor! really awesome video 💓

Not even one of my favorite ASMR videos. One of my favorite videos of all time. Even after a year.

Edit: Thanks everyone for pointing out that these are not caused by anxiety. So glad to see that I’m not alone in experiencing this! So I was listening to this video before bed and I could feel myself drifting to sleep then suddenly one of my knees jerked and I thought I was falling. Just googled it and it seems like I experienced a hypnagogic jerk?? Anyone else experience those?? Apparently they’re caused by anxiety - maybe I got anxious from all the pessimism? Hahaha great video 👍

This is one of the highest quality ASMR videos I've seen in terms of content, acting, lighting, and comfort. Amazing job! Can't wait to see more!

When Sigmund Freud and Sherlock Holmes are morphed together:

This guy gives off the same sort of vibes as Loki and Mysterio and I already know if he was a villain I would just lock myself up and save him the trouble, maybe make him a cup of tea whilst I’m at it. Side note: this man has some fantastic eyes. He’s staring right into my soul.

dr. prince is the best example that every psychiatrist needs his own psychiatrist once in a while. ( I m saying that without malice, I ve seen my fare share of those doctors). May I say i love this Teddy? I love this Teddy. Looks so cuddly. By the way, have I told you that you are highly educational? "I dont know this vocabulary, lets look it up! Ah. Write it down. I ll have my own phonecian sailor vocab book soon. Thank you for all your hard work, I m allways looking Forward to your Videos. greetings Cathy

Hey man, I just wanna say thank you for always making amazizng videos! I'm going through a bit of a rough time at the moment with health anxiety playing up super bad, but I always stick on one of your videos and it never fails to relax me! So thank you for everything that you do, you deserve so much good in this world and I'll never be able to thank you enough

Gotta love how these are like full length movies with a lot to think about after watching, man, you need and deserve more subs

I appreciate the sense of humor and 4th wall play in this so, so much. This was flawless, thank you.

Phooo~! All that work you've done was absolutely magical! You should be so proud of yourself for coming this far in ASMR, keep up the great work! ❤💙💚💛💜💗

Freaking YES! I was binging councillor/psychiatrist asmr a while ago but most of them are old and for some reason there aren’t any from most of my favourite artists! This might be the video that tops the binaural barber for me 🤯🙏🏻👏🏻 Thank you!

I found the philosophical concepts you shared very comforting, and I needed something like that right now. Thank you

I just want to say thank you for producing such high quality content, the production quality alone is astounding. How well the character works is amazing. And lastly the audio is far above exceptional. It really feels like a privilage to be able to rewatch this.

He looks and dresses like an upperclass Englishman but he has an American accent. The things I would do to this man

Sailor is one of those hidden gems in the ASMR community. The fact he uploaded this video at 3am truly shows his dedication and patience. 💖

I’m in love with the way you’ve shot this. Beautiful portrait.

The quality of this video is astounding! The lighting, the sharp suit, the audio quality... everything! Absolutely fantastic! You have a new subscriber!

You're actually not wrong about having broken the seal on the box. ASMR and truth, for the win!

I subscribed within the first 47 seconds

I only discovered your channel a week or so ago, and have since watched most of your videos. They helped get me through a bad art block and I've been doing my artwork while listening/watching your videos. Thank you for inspiring me.

Beyond the whole ASMR thing -which is marvelous- the speech, the theory, the philosophy exposed is pretty interesting and stimulating. You've got one more follower!

I don't even know what kind of video I got into, I just know that he is the most handsome man I have ever seen.

This looks like it's taken from a Hideo Kojima game, both visually-wise and content-wise. The CGI feeling to the visuals makes this so unique! Love this!

The visual work on this video is so thorough. Incredibly satisfying! Subbed! Thank you so much for your content 💛

Your channel is always so high quality, every video is an absolute treat to watch! Thank you for the fantastic content 😊

I can't believe I haven't seen your channel before now. 5 minutes in, and I've already subscribed and am skipping to other videos wondering if this level of quality appears concurrently. It does. That is a rare talent you have my friend, and you have my full respect for it. On a side note, I've noticed you have an uncanny resemblance to Peter Capaldi in a few of your videos. Maybe a Doctor Who roleplay would go down a treat. ;)

This was highly educational. I’m glad I watched even though I don’t agree completely. Every school of thought has an insightful message. No one is perfect.

You're so amazing, every video you put out is so beautifully written and aestheticly pleasing, so perfect!

I always love the twists you pull in your videos, they're really worth it.

Oh my god, this looks like it’s a movie. Everythings put together so professionally, keep it up I can see a bright future ahead of you. :)

This is the first video I’ve seen of yours but you remind me of a younger American Peter Capaldi and I love it!!

What a pleasant color pallet for an ASMR video, the yellow-ish tone is very relaxing if you are watching this at night. Great work.

Your videos are on a whole other level both acting and film making! Glad I found your channel very inspiring : )

Really thoughtfully made! Awesome video!

I am almost always painting when watching your videos; that comes along with having way too little time to devote to things aside from day job and trying to consume all media at once. Ah yess, there's that video, and there's that one painting I never finished, and there's that huge chunk of a book on AI development I never managed to read to the end... As I'm naturally more into the audio triggers, that usually helps. But with your works it's almost always me ending up staring, transfixed, at the movement of hands and the change of the depth of the field - and nodding. Because - ah, yes, I know that one; and yes, I used to be a social worker, talking to depressed youths; and oh, yes, that AI theme... That doesn't feel like wasting time at all. That's... meditation. And the precious feeling of having a chat with a person who understands you without having to actively do the talking. That's why I love the things you do; and man, you keep making every work of yours better and better. Thank you for that.

I honestly don't know how you don't have more followers. Your work is art, like an interactive movie

Please make another part to this, this is my favourite role play you’ve done.

I wish I wouldve found this channel forever ago, his voice is so soothing

The quality of this video is seriously impressive. Keep up the great work!

You do an amazing job and help me relax after a long, stressful day. Thank you ever so much!🙏🏻🌺

More philosophical ASMR please! This was dope! Maybe something about existentialists in a Parisian cafe?

I love you ASMR Lobster Daddy

It's almost impossible to fall asleep when you're too busy being amazed by the production quality.

Wow. Amazing video. Truly origional and very creative. I really dig your theories on the states of pessimism. Love your crisp, clear sound and your voice is very relaxing. Subbed ;D

Perfectly timed. Now since you usually get me to giggle, I'm sure this will go a lot better than my usual psych visits. Unless you pull another Cloverfield Lane on me. Then we'll see.

Checking the comments and apparently it was just me who didn't get the twist ahead of time xD the start was already stressing me the fck out, you looking so pissed like I did something wrong. And then you talked about pessimism and my already existing dread started to intensify. The disappointment was also sipping in, (I thought this was a psychiatrist rp? Not a philosopher one) and I just found myself agreeing and finally surrendering that this is it. This is the part where I decide if I can handle more or I'll just stop the vid for my own sanity. XD And then you said it. You laughed. And continue murdering the poor bath bomb. I honestly have to pause the video and lie down and comtemplate WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK HAPPENED. Damn. I was so emotionally and mentally attached. YOU FCKIN GOT ME HARD. JEESUS. I NEED YOU TO PAY FOR MY *REAL* THERAPY FROM A *REAL* PSYCHIATRIST. Also nice hair. *sigh* still love you dad even tho you played with my emotions and beliefs hard.

You look like a cleanly lined comic drawing, good grief. That's amazing

You are a really great actor; you're expressive but so natural with your mannerisms. Also the production quality, the script, all the hours that must have went into this.... You deserve a million more subs + 10,000,000 more views. Thank you for creating this and sharing it with us.

Perfect timing! Thank you ☺️

Came for ASMR... but wow, you actually discussed some rather deep topics. I've been struggling with anxiety related to some of those things. Thanks for the video.

Just found your channel and I'm hooked. Easily some of the best acting I've seen. Great work!

I really love your asmr videos, you deserve more subs and views and the video quality its perfect as always.

wat a gorgeous man 😍 tysm, ur vids r incredible 💕

i’m so glad i discovered your channel from Karuna!! you’re an amazing actor and your videos are the best quality 💙♥️

Never too early in the day to watch some A+ acting, the vibe of your videos never fails to inspire me

Some real food for thought there. Kept me totally enthralled whilst at work. Amazing production value ^^

Didn’t know I needed this until I had it

I have to tell you after years in therapy I was DYING of LAUGHTER at this. Didnt relax me as I was laughing too hard.

Oh my god this lighting is so professional I love it!

Haven't watched a video from you in a while and I forgot how soothing your voice is

Have you ever thought about making your own movie? You have some good camera skills this video looks like a movie!!!

God only knows if this was the intent but after nearly and hour of philosophy lecture at 5am when my brain is already slowly dripping out my ear, the phrase "I have a mortar and pestle....... Guess what," sent me into absolute spasms of laughter. Nothing like giggling to oneself madly at 5:30am on a Monday morning while repeating that phrase over and over... X'D

Amazing work in colour correction and amazingly acted and nicely directed congratulations!

congrats to 80.010 subscribers ( at the moment) you deserve like ten times as much. I m so happy for you ist almost absurd.

Can we leave video ideas on here? I could see you portraying the ever-charismatic and surprisingly poetic “[Captain] Hook” from Once Upon a Time... Or the stoic and calculating Khan (Star Trek into darkness)

I definitely feel the need to give you a hug throughout this video. x_x My god.

Just brilliant. You made me laugh out loud. Twin Peaks meets True Detective

I don't think that I've ever finished a single video of his. I just end up falling asleep. Which is definitely good but I'm committed to these narratives so I gotta watch it through the day, and then I get too relaxed/sleepy in the middle of the day

Would love to see you and Rift do something again in the future. I love the collabs you two come up with, always hilarious and tingly. ♡