The Box Assassin | Official Film 

Thank god. I’ve been waiting for at least SOMETHING to hint this will turn into a bigger project. IM HYPED ASF.

LESS GO THE POWER OF COMMUNITY AND FUNNY BOX GUN MAN

Yay

RAAAHHHHHH

Yay.

lol

*Ironic*

Too good of a story ; )

@@jeremyschaefer please can you make this into a movie?

Stanley, i'd strongly suggest not telling anyone about this. i fear of what he could do to us if we did tell someone. store it with our little... discovery about the nature of buckets, yeah?

LMAO

nah, he WAS the pizza

Nah dude he's just already BUILT

Now I’m just imagining him shouting as he jumps out “did somebody order a pizza with extra DEATH!” As he shoots 😂

Ha ha.

Well, but there were other boxes already there, so did he have to?

@@Skyblade12gotta have an audience to tell your tale

@@Skyblade12 I think the other boxes were sealed

​@@duck_o_webexpect that one box that's on the ground and not stacked far away. Tbh I just imagine one of the grunts ordered the pizza and the assassin took advantage of it.

@@Gencrossbones That be very funny but the pizza box was empty. Either he didn't think to use that box, the box was sealed, or he was just very hungry

His name has to be Jack

@@christophervanoster yes

@@xculibor4771 Nah his name needs to be Jared

@@yaredhailemariam7528no if his name is jack that would mean he’s Jack in the box. Plus the fake name the pizza was ordered by is just about Jack.

Jax*

pixar...

Agent 47: We don't do that here

John Wick has feelings (mostly anger but I’m that’s still a feeling)

"Feelings?! Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - Sniper TF2

@@EvilPaladin11 it be an interesting movie to see the box assassin

PG-13

RU-vidrs arent making unboxing vids no more

@Path Finder nah definitely rated pg-13 nothing vulgar about this. Kids already know what guns are so I don’t see the need for it to be R rated.

@Path Finder why not pg-14?

@@spiritsarise4665 nc-17

Yeah it’s clear that he only targets terrorists and criminals

he gives two tips. one in cash

He killed someone at a birthday party

​@@brayanxd4547 no one said he was a saint.

Given the context he was probably the one who ordered the delivery to use as a method to teleport in. So it’s professionalism.

The pizza was for Jack-intheBOX

this is a certified B O X classic!

Box

WAIT HE CAN ....... NO THE XBOX

Comment BOX! 🔫💥

Lolz

last thing he assassinates, too. did you see that bullet being shot while still in the cartridge at 2:26?

@@davidlewis6728 lol

they should make this into a movie!

Cool

And so the box assassin came back to deal with him

He said "wait i probably won't say anything"

@@skullxbreaker0660 he said "I promise"

Ain't nobody bout to believe that a assassin came outta pizza box

But wait, he is holding a juice box.

coming soon :) www.kickstarter.com/projects/theboxassassin/webseries

how is this 3 years ago, i SWEAR ive seen it even longer ago

@@lunsine I swear it was recommended back in like 2019 or something 3 years is insane

​@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel Theres no way this was released in 2020 I vaguely remember seeing it at 2019 or mid 2018 too

@@BOidoesStuff1 4 years is bigger sheesh I guess this video is another case of the mandela effect

ABSOLUTELY!

Can't say yes enough

True

IKR

Same

Ayyy, thanks! Loved making em. One of my fav parts

Hey i found max box :D

i thought u were ded

@@Dalaikk he is only dead when tf2 is dead so never

@@jeremyschaefer what's the song name? Or is it just for the credits

LOL XD

12 million people

Lmaooo

but was let off easy and lived to tell the tale

@@ikizumari7314 gawd damn double views in 2 years

Yes very

It is. I could see this as the **teaser** for the full-length movie. This event kicks off whoever the badguy was with, they're hunting the pizza boy, and the Box Assassin goes "Well, since I got him into this mess, I gotta get him out of it." Wacky, bloody, hijinks ensues.

I like to imagine this is a project intended to get the crew that made it a job. If so, maybe there WILL be a full length movie in the future......

Just imagine there’s a scene where 2 bodyguard villains are chilling outside. Then 1 of them opens his cigar box to smoke and POPS out those guns. There’s so much creativity that can be used her. It’s brilliant.

yes

Same also wish you a good day.

Got this vid on me home page lol

2D guns come out of the disc slot

@@DanS044 Momento Mori

@@DarrianYates *unus annus*

😨 I just read that in a 14 year old voice. And “sure go ahead” in the in the assassins voice .. run!

**screaming child sounds**

Lol

Well yeah

*Buy

He could buy a lot of club soda with that wad of cash, just sayin'.

its not any guy its the *BOX GUY*

Awesome!!!

this video came up in my recommended just after u posted this thats wild

NO WAY

bro did some sort of witch craft to get it onto everyones reccomended again

LFG

The section of incredibles where Helen shows off her behind would like a word with you

@@amexicanfox4384 that's not nsfw you dolt

@@plebulus this film is sfw if you work as secret agent or drug dealer

@@amexicanfox4384 honestly, the scene of the murdered superheroes is super chilling and closest to that.

Have you seen sausage party

EXACTLY

FACTS

Bruh it’s the man from up

More like Illumination, but I'm still into it.

All I can think of are the gun pointing memes

Movie wouldnt work, but a mini series would work

@@OneRandomRU-vidrNamedInvalid incorrect. check the channel.

I’m from the future, it’s coming!

@@SparkyD221 Thank you. I can die in piece.

Yeah I love how this animated film just as people getting straight up shot to death. 😂😂😂 looks like a kid’s film but it then you realize. “Wait a minute...”

It would be cool to see them make a rated R movie. I wonder what it'd be about

@@goldswaggamer4007 The Bad Dinosaur Eating Nemo

I cant see that being R tho

Imagine if they used the Pizza Planet truck

69 likes, nice

SOOOOOO disappointed, I was so hyped to see a feature-length film of this.

Yea...

Me

Yes 100% me. If this was a movie👌

Ok..this has to be the best reply

Underrated comment

*perfection*

Under rated

best pun ever! No pun can beat this man.

Rip :(

It really should

My cousin tought this was a trailer for a hole movie Kinda Sad

YEEEEEEESSSSS!😆

I was thinking It was a trailer too

Yeah

mission accomplished : P

@@jeremyschaefer heyyyyyyy 🔥🔥🔥

Yoo

Oh

Man I know. I would so love to see a movie made from this concept. Imagine a pg13 Pixar movie

Yup I genuinely thought this was a trailer until I read it again.

@@kindrogue5586 I know right

Factssss

I am your 1000s't like

The assassin never made him promise so it didn't matter

And it's just a thing people say to live

Yeah... love that!!!

He was just begging for his life. The assassin never asked anything of him.

Mr assasin's looks chill anyway, i don't think he'll mind

America's next top hostage negotiator

Ahh yes, the negotiator

Charisma level 100

bro, if he said garlic bread i would have literally given him the gun

@@titanlord9267 I would've worked for him even

Any box you see I’m in it

What's so complicated about boxes?

@@McSenkel it’s the fact that boxes are literally everywhere and pizza is delivered in them UPS use them to mail they are everywhere

Its not though

@@ettubrute197 Schrodinger's assassin

lol

And the owner, replied with, "HE-uhm.. HE DELIVERED A.. UH. GUN.. I THOUGH HE SAID G-GUN INSTEAD OF GUM!"

Yeah right

disagree , this is an amazing film

@@jamezygamez9651 he's joking

How about voice box

oh I see you are pretty cultured sir

That's actually the perfect cover

Whats a laugh box?

Black box?

Underrated

I am not Jeremy Sheafer

Nice iron man reference 😂

Look at the lighting in car, they thought about the red light, look at the way it fades though. I LOVE the lighting, it looks like it was 3d planned then made and then they rendered the lighting in 3d then animated it. It looks amazing.

XD

Deadpool is technicaly a disney film. Unless you are just talking about animated movies

@@condor3665 Judging by the video I believe he did mean animated movies

Imagine John Wick with this animation style.

nice pfp m8

This is better than what they could make, in my opinion. But I see the similarities!

It was for mr Jax? *Gasp* JAX BOX

he ate it

@@MagidevRBX lmao didnt think of that

The comment below me is a hero ⬇️

@@user-nm8ho8gy7o it’s a Rick roll guys don’t click the link

oof

Third! Hi kadz

not quite

Yes it does

Ikrr😂😂this should be for adults Lmaooo

Kinda looks like those pixars movies with the animation

@@nikeuchiha3675 yes

If so, this is the Disney Movie I needed

well then... maybe come back one last time?

It is now. Edit: nvm Edit(2024): Turns out, there's now a full movie!!

May it become an actual long movie

I don't think this would work as a full length movie, I think this is about all you could do with this concept

Sakamoto

I think there's been movies who had less of an interesting concept as this.

I feel ya!! haha, loved making those parts

Hey I didn't expect you to be here

@@jeremyschaefer PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A FULL MOVIE EVERYONE WOULD LOVE THIS

@@joshuagraham3 it would be on par with killer bean

Wait this isnt a 2 hour long movie?

Plus who where those goons

The abbreviation tho

Lol

I don’t know if the IRS can and/want to take the money donated by an assassin who can travel to and fro the insides of any object that has “box” in it’s name.

@@NameInWorkshop Don't underestimate the IRS. Even joker didn't have the balls to go against it, lol.

Robin hood: "we'll take what's left and invest it for you"

Have you really watched a rated R movie that looks like this? Its more of a PG-13 movie for a bit of violence.

@@grayless8887 with that much gore? no. not PG-13.

@@ramagon2761 I didn’t see any gore in here lmao, can you show me where?

Also the film didn’t have any swearing or drugs, so definitely PG-13, or a very hard PG.

I wish it was true

Ah thanks haha! Well, Feel free to give it a share, trying to get it out to lots of people : D

@@jeremyschaefer ok

@@jeremyschaefer Bro it was amazing.

@@jeremyschaefer will there be a movie?

Ha, he said he’s triggered 😉 yea ok

IKR haha

I was thinking the same thing. The art style and the animation remind me of disney.

Factsssss

Pixar ***

Doubt it. But, Pixar wouldn’t accept this has guns and killing. It is a good animation.

The kid had it coming

Quiet kid evolution.

Well he was nice enough to be quiet and use a silencer

@@ghxstylols yes remember the etiquette, quiet kid.

My profile pic is just yours but better

He is just an agent doing his job, its just his reputation that's a bit messed up

He's only doing his job as an assassin. Nothing personal, just business.

He literally gave a kid a huge pay out after messing up his car.

Ayo he probably only killed corrupt or criminal people

So kinda like green arrow yadig?

😂😂😂

Touché

I see what you did there

yea it will be so great that it will burn like a matchbox set a woodbox on fire. The ticket will be selling like hot cake and there will be songs from the movie so good it stays on the jukebox. The notification for the movie will fill everyone outbox and people will be talking about it in other inbox and there will be boxer for the movie.

Epic joke

HAH

I thought if the picture and it made this 10 times funnier

Lol

Yup they foocked

Hey, I will be flattered if someone sent an assassin after me. Especially one wearing a turtleneck. That means someone feels pretty strongly something for me.

Early:D

For real, this is impressive

Same here.

i do not know who you are. but imma like since you’re verified

anyone want a soda

Someday

Wait there's not?! Lmao I got bamboozled too...

450th like

Bruuuuuh for real

we need full length Box Assassin

You guys are here :D Wow

Two Comments Now

There is three now

please make a movie

You know what else is blown away? The victims brains.

F a c t s

I disagree. The gimmic would get old really fast. Now, if the story was about the pizza guy running into different assassins and other characters with similarly weird powers, sure, but just following the box assassin would get old really fast. The real fact is: the guy that made this needs to be put in control of an actual movie.

Hmm, that would be pretty interesting. I do think that having the movie be based mainly on the box assassin, the pizza delivery guy, or both would still be great on its own. The gimmick of The Box Assassin is what really makes this a good peice of content. But yeah, I don't think a whole movie would have o n l y those two as the characters for its entirety LMBO. (Though I am somewhat interested on how that would even be possible...) 100% agree that Jeremy Schaefer (and crew) should be in charge of a movie. Even though this is a short, the design and storytelling is v awesome and I'd love to see it expanded upon c:

@@2centschange disagree

@@david-rf7tf why? Also i'm on a neutral sides so please open my mind.

@Shadowreeper213 So suddenly Carl has scottish accent when he was younger ?

@@hafizihilmibinabdulhalim1004 yes.

More like miles morales

@@jovon6791 just cuz the black teen huh 🤣

@@Xloudy684 he has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen 😂

Looking at you, LITERALLY EVERY ANIMATED MOVIE WITH SOMETHING SCARY

The worst part is when something bad happens and they just either sit there or even try and get closer

I mean he did scream uncontrollably

@@jackm.7094 i mean standing still can be frozen in fear but the coming closer is always stupid

The plan even saved his own life

coming soon... www.kickstarter.com/projects/theboxassassin/webseries

Same and I wish I had watched this masterpiece sooner

Me too

YOU HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE

Same dude.

Same

Is the box assain gonna come for it?

These puns are killing me

​@@Stepingstoneforhope you'll see him at the box office I hope

​@@chasedavidson2855 this joke got me hard lmaoo 💀💀💀

@@KairosMashaBalishut got me bricked up 😫

Pixar doesn’t even deserve him, he’s way to good for that.

Then you wouldn't even get to watch this kind of videos and also Fuck pixar

I thought it was pixar who did this, man I'm deeply sorry

@@asifishan1221 yeah

No Adult Swim (CN) or Fox Animation

the indie scene has some satisfying gun sounds

I thought that was an error... Video games got me f*cked up 🤣

1:54 yeaahhhh. Realistic.....

@@daedricdorito1142 I said more, not completely

@@donsmith4935 nah there are lots of games with more realistic sound than this

It even has that one guy from all the shitpost statuses

_"Shitpost"?_ **Check the video again** _"... a short film ..."_ **Reads the comment once more** A shitpost it is, then...

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