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THE BPL RUINS HISTORY [ We Try Crusader Kings 3 ] 

The Black Pants Legion
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Комментарии : 104   
@LordZaxom
@LordZaxom 2 года назад
This was destined to be a glorious tire fire the moment you said "let's put Tom in charge"
@gigastrike2
@gigastrike2 2 года назад
Mostly for Tom.
@Zantetsu13
@Zantetsu13 2 года назад
I love the idea that all of Dune was just people who lived in some backwater arab peninsula and were sunstroke all the time.
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
Sadly ... no worms.
@krissteel4074
@krissteel4074 2 года назад
Damn, that 'all your kids were mine' was a savage cold open there!
@mackenziebeeney3764
@mackenziebeeney3764 2 года назад
I just started playing the game. Weird things happen. As king of France my own son started hitting on me. That was awkward af.
@spamcloake8238
@spamcloake8238 2 года назад
sounds french allright...
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
@@spamcloake8238 Isnt that more like ... greek?
@mrmacguff1n
@mrmacguff1n 2 года назад
The Gritty Reboot of Carbombia we've been waiting for
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
If they wanted to be historically accurate they should have played Venice ... which is responsible for the destruction of the eastern Roman Empire ... because they venetians were greedy above all else.
@csmead209
@csmead209 2 года назад
The most offensive fictional country in Transformers lore.
@jonathanparker8867
@jonathanparker8867 2 года назад
'Can I be the fat guy from Borat?' I'm literally collapsed against a wall, laughing too hard to breath.
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
The BPL giving new meaning to the phrase "your/his wife's son" ...
@dirgesinger1382
@dirgesinger1382 2 года назад
TOM of Ulster enlorges his 'roid through Ríastrad. When he fell, a new valley was formed.
@brandonbaker7598
@brandonbaker7598 2 года назад
Hahaha. I love you all. You bring joy to my heart. I’m reminded every time I play battle tech and I hear Tex say “The cream of the crop rises to the top”
@mjbull5156
@mjbull5156 2 года назад
Never would have guessed Vladimir Harkonnen was a Arabic name.
@loganmiller4863
@loganmiller4863 2 года назад
That sounds like GOAT in the opening narration. Sweet.
@brandonhamilton3058
@brandonhamilton3058 2 года назад
This was hilarious I really needed that laugh thanks so much tex and keep up the good work and of course all hail cargonia
@epicgamer-hf2js
@epicgamer-hf2js 2 года назад
I am only 1 minute in and need at least 40 more episodes.
@thefallingstuff
@thefallingstuff 2 года назад
The theme of this video is "Oh no..." well done Legion ... well done ...
@nathanmerrifield2309
@nathanmerrifield2309 2 года назад
P L E A S E Do mooore of this I haven't cried so hard in laughter is SO LONG.
@ImperialFister
@ImperialFister 2 года назад
I, an avid player of CK3, am currently foaming at the mouth for more
@TheUbikator
@TheUbikator 2 года назад
The many lives of High Chieftan Tom Tombadill
@spesswizard8869
@spesswizard8869 2 года назад
Get Crusader Kings II for free and then get the Elder Kings conversion mod for it. Not sure if it's finished for CK3 yet. Let's you play the entire world of Tamriel/Elder Scrolls on Crusader Kings. Kinda based to derail history and kill Talos in a duel.
@mikecampos1193
@mikecampos1193 2 года назад
Tex does know how to make this interesting.
@Washeek
@Washeek 2 года назад
Editing was chefs kiss! 'Twas nice hearing Tex genuinely having fun. And I had to hold in my laughter, but boy oh boy was it hard.
@Bee_Tea_Sea
@Bee_Tea_Sea 2 года назад
Oh man them created characters have to be the best part of games like this, to watch the mutant you have made interact with the world. That first Tombadil was the best I've seen in a long while, quite the rotund looking fella.
@MrDmitriRavenoff
@MrDmitriRavenoff 2 года назад
The amazing Cargonia theme blew out my eardrums but I still loved it.
@cbabula5662
@cbabula5662 2 года назад
Technically, the baron's name was Vladimir Harkonnen. Still this works out though. 🙂
@clintfell7668
@clintfell7668 2 года назад
Ohhhh Nooooo. BPL doing Crusader Kings 3. I've got visions of King Checkers and Duke Scrombles running through my head.... and the Empire of Cargonia. And the bad thing is I'm pretty sure King Checkers and Duke Scrombles would be far from the worst nobility in Europe.
@NotoriusBEN1
@NotoriusBEN1 2 года назад
King Checkers is a pragmatic and shrewed politician, and Duke Scrombles is the hammer which Checkers uses as a scalpel...
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
Its going to be the american version of Blackadder!
@robertb7293
@robertb7293 2 года назад
Started a playthrough in India because I don't know much about medieval India pre-Islam and I thought it might be cool to check out. But then my first reaction is; Why... is nobody here wearing pants? And then Pratihara mingsploded when my liege died, and I could finally bring the wars of the cargo jorts to that dark dark corner of the world.
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
Stop your non-pantsophobia immediately!
@BoatBomberMan
@BoatBomberMan 2 года назад
I need this but in modern times so I can understand more than just 'Italy'. I'm dumb. Tom for congress and to play the role of that fat guy in the next Borat reboot/remake/redux.
@grimos6490
@grimos6490 2 года назад
Loved this gents, keep it up!
@apierion
@apierion 2 года назад
Was that intro supposed to sound like the Warcraft II narrator? Because y’all killed it!
@periplanetamissionary
@periplanetamissionary 2 года назад
Yes, world conquest please, and make this a series.
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
The way they are doing it it would take until 3064 to finish a world conquest.
@patrickhayes1807
@patrickhayes1807 2 года назад
MOAR
@Cometpluto
@Cometpluto 2 года назад
Ok it's slightly eerie that both places they picked to play were my first two playthroughs of CKIII...
@rbmore3
@rbmore3 2 года назад
Tatters causes the famine in this timeline too, that boy has to be eating half the input of the country.
@Eric-ch6gq
@Eric-ch6gq 2 года назад
In the first 5 seconds this video was more than worth it.
@r0q3pr7
@r0q3pr7 2 года назад
Now that Royal Court is out, they should revisit ck3 for extra madness
@DCJMS
@DCJMS 2 года назад
Taters sounds stupid til you see Mayo on the map
@archmagosdeciuskronen1501
@archmagosdeciuskronen1501 2 года назад
*Laugh cough shit coom explodes in Harkonnen*
@tmotom
@tmotom 2 года назад
I am slain... by the hand of obesity.
@michaelbuehler3897
@michaelbuehler3897 2 года назад
Once again, the BPL opens a video with a great intro.
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
Oh God and BPL of Ui Mhaine as well huh... there goes My O'Malley ancestors... My families fecked...
@Muck006
@Muck006 2 года назад
Relax ... you do know we are all the descendants of phone sanitisers and insurance salesmen from Golgafrinchan, right?
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
@@Muck006 Speak fer yerself there boyo...
@goatburger7992
@goatburger7992 2 года назад
8:40 EXTRA THICC
@redcastlebowser4179
@redcastlebowser4179 2 года назад
Awww some one gave Tex authoritah.....no one should give Tex authoritah...
@madcat789
@madcat789 2 года назад
For a moment I thought you got Robbaz, king of Sweden, on here.
@Balevolt
@Balevolt 9 месяцев назад
Ah man CK3 multiplayer stream would be hella fun. Sadly I have no friends
@NatiHighLife
@NatiHighLife 2 года назад
what a jam
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
Fantastic...except HEY! Ireland is no backwater lads... Me ancestors take offense, as do I... lol...
@EricDKaufman
@EricDKaufman 2 года назад
Ryan Reynolds is hilarious LOL
@gigastrike2
@gigastrike2 2 года назад
More Chippy.
@donk8961
@donk8961 2 года назад
I’ve been waiting for this video without knowing it
@DIEGhostfish
@DIEGhostfish 2 года назад
I thought you guys didn't like Paradox
@NotoriusBEN1
@NotoriusBEN1 2 года назад
Turn your family tree... into a family circle...
@scottmacgregor3444
@scottmacgregor3444 2 года назад
An excellent insult: I'm sorry your family tree is a wreath, but-
@NotoriusBEN1
@NotoriusBEN1 2 года назад
@@scottmacgregor3444 not an original one liner by me. Check out sseth tzeentach and enjoy the rabbithole of crass humor and game reviews. His dorf fortress and ss13 vids are gutbusting funny
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian Год назад
you guys made me play Civ 4 again
@nozets
@nozets 2 года назад
Tex in CK3 is a dream come true.
@psydocthepsyduck8382
@psydocthepsyduck8382 2 года назад
Tom is the true leader we need in these times of woe
@rafale1981
@rafale1981 2 года назад
A game of nerds!
@UndyingZombie
@UndyingZombie 2 года назад
He is the kwisatz haderach.. Now that I got that out of my system.. Speaking of Dune.. Any of you guys ever played the RTS based on it? Used to almost always play as the Harkonnen.. I just did not like playing the other sides much. Think it was partially due to the poison weapons as well as the ultimate weapon being these insane missiles.
@thecommenter9678
@thecommenter9678 2 года назад
This... is a masterpiece.... a wonderful disaster of a masterpiece.
@lenorevanalstine1219
@lenorevanalstine1219 2 года назад
so im playing kenshi again and im stockpiling building materials by stealing them from the holy nation because fuck those assholes debating naming my settlement cargonia when i build it
@addisondeluna1787
@addisondeluna1787 2 года назад
Whoa a ebd credits song from BPL that doesn't suck 👏 👏 👏 👏
@arkai2165
@arkai2165 2 года назад
to be honest i would love to see more of this with the legion lol
@DIEGhostfish
@DIEGhostfish 2 года назад
16:15 offensive to the Irish indeed, but more offensive to people who freak out about pre-Colombian exchange Europe not having Taters.
@kentlindal5422
@kentlindal5422 2 года назад
Shoulda made someone play "Cooker of Meath"
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
So then you Rule Munster... where My family is directly from... Hilarious... Poor Ireland...
@domhardiman6437
@domhardiman6437 2 года назад
Marvelous
@ksenolog
@ksenolog 2 года назад
Ah yes, time to watch some medieval warcrimes. Apologies for posting comment before watching.
@Jirodyne
@Jirodyne 2 года назад
It isn't a War Crime, when there is no Crimes and Laws!
@ksenolog
@ksenolog 2 года назад
@@Jirodyne Is it a crime when war is law?
@Jirodyne
@Jirodyne 2 года назад
@@ksenolog Nope! And in fact, there is a Religion stat/mechanic where some Religions will punish you for NOT going to war and being in Peace too long!
@boredatwork7031
@boredatwork7031 2 года назад
Pure and awesome degeneracy
@gearshiv
@gearshiv 2 года назад
It's a distinct possibility that sir tadder there looks like me
@Grimfanden
@Grimfanden 2 года назад
I love this game and played ck2 to death. Hope you like IT.
@SSFhighcommandJOHN
@SSFhighcommandJOHN 2 года назад
Oh if you want to fuck up history even worse, try the "When the World Stopped Making Sense" mod for CK2. See if you can save Western Rome and prevent the rise of Islam. Mod Start's in like, 479 AD, you can theoretically fuck all kinds of history up.
@thehammer4607
@thehammer4607 2 года назад
11/10
@randomcontent2205
@randomcontent2205 2 года назад
Nice
@tinfoilhat3268
@tinfoilhat3268 Год назад
TATERS
@ianholmquist8492
@ianholmquist8492 2 года назад
This is cool. But there used to be a thing called Tex Talks Battletech. It was the best.
@mjbull5156
@mjbull5156 2 года назад
Tex has had some time consuming life events lately, like acquiring a house that needs "work".
@ianholmquist8492
@ianholmquist8492 2 года назад
@@mjbull5156 nice, congrats to Mr Tex on the new house
@yerbudspud
@yerbudspud 2 года назад
This is a power fantasy I can enjoy. Taters shall grow larger.
@themanfromfrance
@themanfromfrance 2 года назад
Sean Bean lived in roinin just saying...
@hamishmarshall7782
@hamishmarshall7782 2 года назад
Tom ruins another one.
@S810_Jr
@S810_Jr 2 года назад
A déjà vu comment.
@sebastianthomsen2225
@sebastianthomsen2225 2 года назад
😂😂😆😆🤣🤣👍👍
@doomguy9585
@doomguy9585 2 года назад
Nice video but i am not gay
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
Are you sure? Sometimes people aren't so sure...
@doomguy9585
@doomguy9585 2 года назад
@@steelshanks1265 like you?
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
@@doomguy9585 I'm married with two kids... so... no not Me...
@ianholmquist8492
@ianholmquist8492 2 года назад
If watching a video makes you feel the need to say you are not, then you probably are. Js
@steelshanks1265
@steelshanks1265 2 года назад
@@ianholmquist8492 Lol
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