The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT

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@itsbella8066 4 года назад

james: oh yeah they're siblings james a few seconds later: so about that

@zillentdelta1339 4 года назад

Alabama

@itsbella8066 4 года назад

@Matthew Myers lol sorry i'm stupid and didn't realize this until now, i'll edit it. thanks :)

@silvazeking100 4 года назад

Honestly, I feel like reading them as siblings is almost better.

@himynameisethanandimcrazy1867 4 года назад

Rollover Doggo Gamer DOGS idk why but that made me think of sweat home Alabama

@-ant-4633 4 года назад

My B

@bananabop1391 4 года назад

Imagine being the ancient ones and some human comes up to you and says “hey live in my basement and I’ll feed you stereotypical teenagers” and you, being an all powerful being of destruction and death, say “lol k”

@DarkArtistKaiser 4 года назад

Ancient 1: "What kind of deal is th- Ancient 2: "hold on, I wanna see where they're going with this."

@150booyadragon 4 года назад

Being ancient means you're probably board enough to try anything

@BitterSweetAerith 4 года назад

Well they aren’t boards, they’re ancient beings. Though with that kind of lifespan, I’d be bored too!

@kewii3386 4 года назад

VlaDDrakkeN Ancient 2: “holy shit teenagers every day amazing

@wraithcall6057 4 года назад

Random Ancient: Yeah lmao, that sounds lit

@Jumpy-Dragon Год назад

I love the cheering of the little girls when they turn the spirit into a frog, it's so genuinely wholesome

@user-se7dj6he3e 9 месяцев назад

it was beautiful wasn't it

@GoldenMask669 6 месяцев назад

That was just world peace at it’s peak

@kalynmiller558 4 месяца назад

They're from Japan so they believe in ancient Japanese spirits to protect them.

@EclipseFoSho 4 месяца назад

Yall sum pedos 💀

@XJIcequeen 4 месяца назад

I’m saw it the most adorable part of the film

@Imperials3nate Год назад

I love how this movie has few kills for the most part, but goes pure genocide in the last bit.

@mechengr1731 Год назад

They went the Another approach: Drip out the deaths and then go full slaughterhouse

@Kay_213_ 4 года назад

That’s like one of my favorite quotes from a horror movie “Do. Not. Read. The. Latin.”

@stevethea5250 4 года назад

isn't this movie based on some book by Lovegood?

@camila5098 4 года назад

"reeaaadd iiiitttt

@meow_bastard 4 года назад

@@camila5098 stfu

@maefromnitw4091 4 года назад

I tried to explain to my Latin teacher that reading Latin always unleashes the evil but I just got extra homework. But who will be laughing when demons start coming out of the basement? Not me, I'll be dead. But I'll have been right.

@geckheck2416 4 года назад

@@maefromnitw4091 and you got the last word in! permanently.

@redblushinrose 4 года назад

"Do not read the Latin" "Read it" "...WTF" my favorite movie line ever

@redblushinrose 4 года назад

@badboy61331 let's be honest he could high on every drug in existence and still have been the smartest character in that room

@redblushinrose 4 года назад

@badboy61331 me too but hey I guess they're always times for firsts I guess

@jimmyfriej3776 4 года назад

*jimmy friej has joined the chat*

@lazicepie7800 4 года назад

9:47

@dianachamberlain4705 4 года назад

Do it do it read it or a despasito spider will be under your bed and it will eat you

@ajbanky7870 Год назад

I’d just like to point out that James wasn’t the only who thought Dana and Marty were siblings. I was legitimately surprised when he corrected himself and said that they were just friends.

@jeugene807 Год назад

Honestly, I thought Dana and Curt were siblings, until the jump scene where she kisses him for luck.

@joshzickus8394 Год назад

I made the same mistake when I first saw this movie. Assuming Dana and Marty were siblings. Idk if it’s on us for assuming too much, or it’s on the movie for not clearly explaining their relationship. I haven’t seen it in awhile but I recall the scene when Marty is introduced kind of giving the impression that they are siblings. That’s the tone it sets……. Also got the 69th like on this comment, nice! Lol

@ghostcatcoon8175 Год назад

See I never got that vibe. He just seemed like a goofy stoner friend. Granted movies have kinda broke me into never assuming relationships between characters unless completely, explicitly stating it. They have a similar appearance, hair color, etc. So that might be why people assumed that.

@Adam-g01 11 месяцев назад

@@joshzickus8394 Personally I thought Marty and Dana were going to make love together so so weird others thought they were siblings, i thought Marty and Curt were brothers.

@vampXwriterX13XX 9 месяцев назад

@@Adam-g01see I'm with you and thought that too, about Marty and Curt

@violetslit Год назад

Sigourney Weaver being so excited about the werewolf is adorable 😂

@altF-ie9xv 4 года назад

This is the biggest “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” film ever

@tombkings6279 4 года назад

Oh yeah

@brought5569 4 года назад

I have a sneaking suspicion that @altF4 and @toxic gamer are the same person -_-

@dampotato9807 4 года назад

Brought 55 yeah

@jerrythegremlin7159 4 года назад

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

@TablestandTM 4 года назад

Brought 55 why would you say that

@Montesama314 4 года назад

Those Japanese kids just purified an angry spirit... And then they got killed by ancient monsters.

@user-ys7go1tf6t 4 года назад

sadly.

@Connor-yh5ho 4 года назад

You mean the hand?

@fromtheotherguy3284 4 года назад

@@Connor-yh5ho za hando

@Connor-yh5ho 4 года назад

@@fromtheotherguy3284 le hand

@mike48931 4 года назад

How do you know they didn't pacify the ancient ones too?

@jellybellyfish Год назад

I know it was a mistake, but I do love that Marty and Dana are called siblings here. Looking back on the movie, they do have that “brother and sister” bond going on.

@Francis-from-L4D Год назад

Fun Fact: Left 4 dead 2 was supposed to have a collaboration map with cabin with the woods but was canceled last minute However left 4 dead 2 special infected can still be seen in the monster elevator scene

@joshuaholland5279 4 месяца назад

What if this is just a prequel to L4D 😂

@Neo-Ghoul 3 месяца назад

I saw the boomer in one of them, were there anymore?

@Daintymoo 3 месяца назад

@@Neo-Ghoulthe witch

@Neo-Ghoul 3 месяца назад

@@Daintymoo where?

@andrewyang3917 2 месяца назад

@@Neo-Ghoul"Her cube is in front of the Giant Tarantula's and diagonal from Dana and Marty's."

@thanos4253 4 года назад

This is the rated R version of scooby-doo. Change my mind.

@hushpuppytwix9572 4 года назад

THATS WHAT I SAID

@Yellow_927 4 года назад

They aren’t trying to find out who the killer is

@tylervandenbrouck7159 4 года назад

@@Yellow_927 they kinda were

@lordeverett5642 4 года назад

They even have a shaggy, Daphne, and Fred.

@tacticstonk4740 4 года назад

Scooby dooby doo We are screwed There going to frickin kill us Scooby dooby do We are all doomed Time to run in terror Scooby doing doo we are doomed And now it's all over -R rated Scooby doo theme song By me

@moltenking4813 2 года назад

Those poor Japanese school kids. They just defeated a ghost lady and turned it into a frog. And now they have to deal with the world LITERALLY ENDING

@Nokturnt 2 года назад

Hey don't worry. Somehow they'll make friends with the Ancient One and save the world!

@Nokturnt 2 года назад

@Ugh You’re god damn right.

@colt9836 2 года назад

@Blissful Ignorance This is canon now and I will accept nothing less.

@HowHorror 2 года назад

@mrmotivated8667 2 года назад

simple, this is the plot for a new live action sailor moon anime/show

@hal6568 Год назад

this was my first horror movie. i was nine at the time. i made it through the whole movie until i watched the unicorn kill (27:42 in video). i flipped and i got rid of everything i had with a unicorn and was scared of them for a year or two. absolutely ruined me

@ScottCreley Год назад

Lmao that's awesome

@H4CK41D Год назад

thanks for making me feel old

@C_D_Productions Год назад

Meanwhile my first horror movie was the first Saw 😂

@polibix Год назад

@@C_D_Productionshow did that happen?

@oscardepaz3063 Год назад

The unicorn kill was always a weird kill idea to me before this film. I was happy this movie brought it to life.

@quirkychap Год назад

The elevator scene is genuinely my favorite moment from all of the movie media I've ever watched. The true, unbridled chaos of dozens of different, entirely unrelated creatures bursting out from the doors to just massacre everything around them was a real sight to behold. I remember thinking back when I saw it for the first time that this is the closest thing to an SCP movie that we've ever gotten, and as an early teen that was obsessed with SCP at the time, I was fuckin' ecstatic.

@blueaccelerator2674 Месяц назад

I still love SCP and always will, and that part was just PURE magic for me essentially. It was just so goddamn cool.

@VinceVinou 3 года назад

The biggest kill count ever Since the world is destroyed “Lets get to the kills, 7.7 billion people died in The cabin in the woods.”

@THEREALZENFORCE 3 года назад

In movies : Thanos snaps his finger and half the beings of the MCU universe die in Avengers Infinity War. In comics : Thanos uses the Heart of the Universe in Marvel The End comic and every being, also every cosmic entities like The Living Tribunal, Death, Eternity, etc of ALL Marvel multiverses (an infinite number of multiverses) die except Adam Warlock and The-One-Above-All (TOAA), this is probably the biggest kill count ever any media.

@lettucespets9731 3 года назад

THE REAL ZENFORCE thanos actually just teleported them to another place

@xmcnasty 3 года назад

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆✌

@Matturd 3 года назад

That cabin must be huge

@seantaggart7382 3 года назад

@@THEREALZENFORCE ... (So that explains the void of dimensions appearing)

@X42ndXJesterX 4 года назад

"Someone's severed pelvic bone being held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is probably the most wild sentence I have EVER heard in my entire life.

@stevethea5250 4 года назад

i watched this movie 2 nights ago, then this video released just on time WOW

@megashark0305 4 года назад

“Bring out your head, bring out your head.”

@eatinghumanflesh4451 4 года назад

Steve Thea it’s a great movie huh

@spaghettilad_ 4 года назад

I literally got to this comment just as it came on the video

@chikipichi5280 4 года назад

Goblin Slayer

@JiaPia3 8 месяцев назад

This is hands-down my favorite horror movie of all time. It’s not that it’s scary, it’s just that it’s witty, funny, sardonic, and a commentary. Plus, the effects are so funny. I absolutely love the scene where they show the administration department when all hell is breaking loose. It’s such a bureaucratic, regular corporate office mixed in with the craziest horror characters and clichés the world has ever seen. Including the merman LMAO

@mysterioussoup3393 Год назад

Technically this has the highest kill count yet. Over 7 billion.

@q12aw50 Год назад

No it TeChNiCaLlY does not

@MG_Fan961 11 месяцев назад

@@q12aw50He's right lol, it's the end of the world.

@FaceFamous 6 месяцев назад

@@MG_Fan961yep you're right because the monsters destroy the world

@Zyk0th 6 месяцев назад

_Technically,_ those kills happen after the movie ends, so it actually doesn't. Those kills don't count because they don't happen during the runtime of the movie.

@mysterioussoup3393 6 месяцев назад

@@Zyk0th Gosh darn it all

@Idk-hn2wj 4 года назад

James: “I don’t count it unless we see the person die.” Also James: “This security guard crawling is as good as dead.”

@ralz3247 4 года назад

All the final destination movies: am i a joke to you

@TheBraunMachine2011 4 года назад

lol I knew someone would mention that in the comments hehe

@thedank-a-nator3205 4 года назад

Hob Goblin he’s literally being followed by the ring girl. He is as good as dead

@feliz5919 4 года назад

@@thedank-a-nator3205 😂😂

@feliz5919 4 года назад

Well Tbh it makes sense for him to count that guard. That guard looks like He's fresh Kill-count Steak on a grill. Hes done for😭😂😂

@ss_shroom871 3 года назад

"I think we should split up" "yeah good idea" "Really?!" okay he's my favorite already

@gisselgarciajvyc6696 3 года назад

Same😂 he’s the only sane one yet they tried to make him look like a junkie

@tetrotany 3 года назад

Zy’Querien McDonald no

@manu-animation-924 3 года назад

Split up is very intelligent cuz if they fight together without weapon and all died... it’s the end but if they split up some people can survive and see the weakness and after the survivors can fight him together

@jamienaismith9376 3 года назад

@@manu-animation-924 lol u have more chances fighting together than solo. Rather have someone to cover and cover me. Why u think they will split up. They get u 3vs1 u will regret being solo my friend.

@manu-animation-924 3 года назад

Jamie Naismith and if we all die wat happen he is armed

@kelsierra3056 Год назад

I like the idea that Marty and Dana being siblings tbh

@PopStarLegend4365 Год назад

Those Japanese girls were so brave! I loved it when they defeated the ghost and turned her into a frog! 🤩🐸❤️

@jibekmechler139 5 месяцев назад

They probably saved the world after this movie

@staticmetalxbl 3 года назад

Watching a grown man yell fuck you to a group of school children for saving their own lives cracks me up every time. Hahaha.

@sunlightfiery7846 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@shadowyyCFH 3 года назад

Not exactly saving their lives, even if they survived their death was inevitable because of the ancient ones.

@crystalgemgirl731 3 года назад

Heck, young school girls beating a menacing ghost girl is funny, period.^^

@thomasthetankengine3526 3 года назад

I died at that part 🤣

@ayz5334 3 года назад

15:15 time stamp if anyone wants it

@ArtistDoesArt2020 4 года назад

The sequel takes place 3 years later, everyone except Japanese children are dead. They've cleansed the gods and have tea parties and playdates everyday.

@ArtistDoesArt2020 4 года назад

@Sebastian E Loguzzo I wish

@blueSeele 4 года назад

That sounds like a JRPG

@abbyshort1185 4 года назад

They have also inslaved the gods to give them immortality and food

@TirroticLIVE 4 года назад

Nahh, I'm pretty sure the end of the world is being filmed right now WWIII Nearly broke loose Celebrity deaths Australia Fires Corona Virus

@12prinsses 4 года назад

All of your are wrong its actually- SHUT THE HELL UP

@TheRealNatsuDragneel 8 месяцев назад

Cabin in The Woods is one of those films that are a cinematic masterpiece that it doesn’t need a sequel nor a remake🙌😩

@goliath_beast7967 9 месяцев назад

I love the fact that it seems all the monsters are working together to kill all the scientists, soldiers, and victims, like how one monster throws a guy into the snake's mouth or how the Werewolf, Clown, and Unicorn teamed up to take down those people.

@dismissedend4276 4 года назад

me- "Oh man, this kill count is about to set an unbeatable record." Doesn't count 6 billion + people. "Aw..."

@panthertakamaki7141 4 года назад

He doesn't presumed deaths

@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 4 года назад

blipbug Dubiel no duh

@JAS0N_M00RE 4 года назад

They said the whole world would end so it's pretty safe to say everyone died

@panthertakamaki7141 4 года назад

@@JAS0N_M00RE yeah but do you know how many people are there

@JAS0N_M00RE 4 года назад

@@panthertakamaki7141 between 7.7 Billion and 8 Billion

@josephregalado9798 3 года назад

The only movie in which the stoner is the smartest rational guy.

@cdrippy4205 3 года назад

i love it

@krystalpenguin5897 3 года назад

ikr the only movie where the main characters aren’t stupid that’s why it’s my favorite

@wipeoutall7382 3 года назад

Actually all of them were smart and rational however, they got influenced by the weird smoke produced from the vents. You cant really blame them tho.

@tiernanmcculloch 3 года назад

Hey, don't forget Scream now, Randy Meeks is a genius.

@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 года назад

@@krystalpenguin5897 did you watch final destination

@leiaanderson8859 4 месяца назад

14:20 I love seeing the BTS in the kill count, just the random yet fitting scenes where their getting into character, some parts can be wholesome like the actor is asking if their Ok, or just goofy moments like this

@youarenotguy2118 Год назад

34:47 I love how happy James sounds when talking about Unicorn death.

@fraud_6068 3 года назад

Marty: “do not read the Latin.” Whispers: *”read it..”* Marty: “what the fuck?-“ That k i l l e d me

@matiasruohola6373 3 года назад

Hello this is my first time playing fall guys but still I’m so good I already have 600 crowns 👑

@tinykid0x 3 года назад

Lmfao

@kaori9878 3 года назад

@@matiasruohola6373 why tf is that inortant

@mieczyslaw7984 3 года назад

@@matiasruohola6373 Congratulations? I guess lmao

@Raynew2847 3 года назад

@@kaori9878 lol inortant

@percyjackson3311 3 года назад

"Sexy witches" "Angry Molesting Tree" Imagine just how different it would be.

@yeeyee5057 3 года назад

"Fuck you piece of shit" *Angrily grabs your balls with branches

@Jack_OutsideTheBox 3 года назад

It should have been the angry molesting tree

@fw_crspy9074 3 года назад

@@yeeyee5057 me next

@tnb4509 3 года назад

Even funnier how "Sexy witches" was right below "Witches". Like, some are hot but others aren't?

@cupwasneverhere 3 года назад

@@yeeyee5057 p***hu* theme plays loudly

@shivvers. 8 месяцев назад

I love how James can leave out kill graphics that mean there's no kill. But still narrate it in a way that you don't even realize

@jeremyross9698 8 месяцев назад

I love that James could feasibly retroactively count all 7+ billions kills via the end of the world and take away Zoran's record for counting the most kills, but he doesn't because he's good people.

@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 5 месяцев назад

Also because the movie ends before we see before the world end and we don’t know exactly how many people the Ancient Ones would’ve killed

@Wilson-ws4my 4 года назад

The frickin kids could banish a demon but the main characters couldn’t figure out there’s someone watching them

@JayRamahi3810 4 года назад

well they were drugged

@bangtang1717 4 года назад

Jay Ramahi were the kids not drugged?

@FatherTime89 4 года назад

The stoner dude found one of their recording devices.

@purplerooart9626 4 года назад

WilsonTangoFoxtrot lol that’s why only America was still operational. We are all idiots in scary movies and situations😂

@graphite7898 4 года назад

@@purplerooart9626 Yeah, American horror movies are known for having idiot characters so that's why we drug them to be dumb, gotta fit the quota.

@greyworld6242 4 года назад

Honestly this movie is the closest that we’re gonna get to a monster cinematic universe.

@dankneo69 4 года назад

What about crypt tv?

@xxprizefighterxx 4 года назад

Its actually all Joss’ multiverse. This world is in the same multiverse as the MCU and Buffy. Buffy’s comics really go hard explaining Joss’ multiverse.

@hauntingtheshadows1331 4 года назад

So an MCU??

@inertian4723 4 года назад

dank neo is crypt tv good? Also Grey World the remastered The Mummy tried to start the Dark Universe, but I don’t think it panned out.

@mewhenmemeimeyea 4 года назад

@@inertian4723 crypt TV is a RU-vid channel with multiple horror shorts, it's a strong suggestion that you watch it if you can handle gore and things like that

@vailingbow1068 Год назад

I always thought that The Cabin in the Woods was underrated since it pokes at troupes while at the same time breaks them down like how you said Chris' character is smart despite being the "jock/athlete" and the "nerdy/scholar" guy also being athletic. Also, the "Joker/fool" being smart and surviving with the "virgin/ final girl."

@naturalhybrid Год назад

Actually it's overrated.

@vailingbow1068 Год назад

@@naturalhybrid How is it overrated, lol. I don't hear anyone talk about this.

@vailingbow1068 Год назад

@@naturalhybrid It doesn't even have like a prequel or anything which a lot of overrated/popular movies have.

@naturalhybrid Год назад

@@vailingbow1068 you're not searching enough. It's a good movie, no doubt. But it is overrated. Search it up 🥰

@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 5 месяцев назад

@naturalhybrid please elaborate

@catsandbears8213 Год назад

Despite how laborious the pricess was with practical effects and planning all the scenes, I'm so glad they did all that. This movie came out when I was 12 and was one of the movies that started my obsession with horror, just because of how great everything looked and how fun the gory chaos was to watch on screen. I say it was definitely worth it!

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад

So technically, this movie was "the most ambitious crossover event", not Infinity War. And Chris Hemsworth was a part of both of them.

@jugaadsingh2184 3 года назад

Correct

@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 года назад

Well now am sure i see you everywhere

@Sabnoc1234 3 года назад

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 fr this dude should be in YT Rewind lol

@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 года назад

@@Sabnoc1234 yhea and i remember that there is another Guy but with a mustache

@kepiiin 3 года назад

@@muguiwaranoboy2542 yea theres a lot of youtube comment tht i see everywhere;-;

@veri0001 4 года назад

Japanese ghost exists Kids: We about to end this ghost's whole career

@williplayz4872 4 года назад

Game End the kids would probably run cuz of fear or if some kid is brave enough or wants attention from his or her crush they will end the ghost’s whole career

@liad24 4 года назад

Anime powa!!!

@elichavez3736 4 года назад

HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY. HAHA

@officialjoley2196 4 года назад

This is so dumb...

@kalodalod8770 4 года назад

Then the ancient ones said : I’m about to end the prods career

@BoogieBoy_ Год назад

honestly Holden’s death was so sadddd. He was likeable, not a perv, smart, funny, and just had some super good traits. Too bad about what happened to him in the RV, though.

@isabelmarie2003 Год назад

sigourney weaver holding hands with the werewolf is that best thing

@tristanwalhain8601 4 года назад

I still think the japanese students are the real protagonists here

@alesiagivens5657 4 года назад

True

@CG-rl8wx 4 года назад

Yes. Also where's there teacher?

@tylerjames1960 4 года назад

Cheryl Gettman probably was the first one to go

@squip9260 4 года назад

@@brigham1465 thats a Bruh moment

@jaydarichmond8878 4 года назад

I pretend that the little Japanese kids survived the whole destruction of the planet because they are just so cute and proud of themselves

@boudro.9000 4 года назад

the part where the turn that evil girl into a frog is kinda wholesome

@ElevatedOak 4 года назад

It makes me wanna watch anime lol but true it is wholesome

@HarpytheHarpseal 4 года назад

They die at the end tho

@datboi1861 4 года назад

@@HarpytheHarpseal Well damn boi

@lordbanetheplayer8844 3 года назад

And then the world ends, like 30-35 minutes later.

@gameboy3d943 3 года назад

And it gave us a meme.

@mechengr1731 Год назад

This video has prompted me to rent this movie and watch it again Its on the same level as the scream franchise imo.

@cathycatsville67 Год назад

Imo this is one of the best satire movies ever made all the details are so perfect it´s truly a rare work of art and entertaining as hell it´s such a shame they didn´t do more with their incredible monster universe a prequel series would be too sweet but i doubt that ever happens

@chipperchipperton3001 3 года назад

Nobody: Japanese children: Hippety hoppity you're a froggity

@JayFlicc 3 года назад

you're*

@chipperchipperton3001 3 года назад

@@JayFlicc thanks

@cupidfounddead 3 года назад

ELHDELEUVRKE J.G EH

@hyperzone6426 3 года назад

*now

@Problem_Childfrfr 3 года назад

this comment out of context is even funnier to me

@jukebox_draws 2 года назад

I love how witches and sexy witches were two separate categories of monsters

@Rockhound6165 2 года назад

Witches are your typical Halloween trope witches while the Sexy Witches are like Charmed or the Witches of Eastwick.

@marcuspinkowski108 2 года назад

Witches were the left 4 Dead witches.

@Rockhound6165 2 года назад

@@marcuspinkowski108 they were separate altogether and none of the L4D monsters were seen during the purge. However a Halloween trope witch was.

@josephg94 2 года назад

@@Rockhound6165 a boomer, tank and a witch are in the cubes but are hard to see

@obi-wank-enobi 2 года назад

There's a fine line between a witch and a sexy witch

@squishypoohonxbox764 9 месяцев назад

I love Jessie’s work as he slowly transitions into the nerd role he plays as in their slow descent into stereotypes

@IWantToPetYourDog 7 месяцев назад

I love how James went from seeming nervous in his first videos to calling us ungrateful bastards now.😂

@nicholashlinka7550 3 года назад

“Angry molesting tree” Damn that tree from Harry Potter has some competition

@dinobones1224 3 года назад

Nah bro it's just the tree from the last unicorn

@Backgates3335 3 года назад

No it's the tree from the Evil Dead

@hopepapernacky 2 года назад

@@Backgates3335 Beat me to it

@frogs.on_logs 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@tracycarter7735 2 года назад

HOW DARE YOU!!!!😡😡😡

@axryry9781 4 года назад

It’s so weird hearing Chris Hemsworth not talking in his Thor accent..

@jenlmason71 4 года назад

He kinda is

@tatemarlowe 4 года назад

Just as weird as seeing Chris Evans in Knives Out

@sasquatchbong955 4 года назад

ya mean australian accent? Lol

@anubis4032 4 года назад

@@sasquatchbong955 no Thor accent 😾

@sasquatchbong955 4 года назад

@@anubis4032 I can’t tell if you’re being serious or just joking, but either way… why use a cat emoji???

@tash4270 Год назад

I went into this movie expecting a 'real' horror movie not knowing anything about it at the time. I was pleasantly surprised by it, it was original and silly and gory and all the things we love. Joss Whedon, you clever b@st@rd

@konstantinoskaragiannis1596 21 день назад

"The Cabin in the Woods"(2012) is a good enough horror movie! The scene with the Monster's mass attract was inspiring well made and very intense!

@emeraldwolfgaming9091 4 года назад

This movie is literally a messed up Scooby Doo episode Edit: I know everyone says this but thank you everyone for the likes

@ibrahimdon6801 4 года назад

Which episode

@-CloClo- 4 года назад

ibrahim don any episode

@davidharris3028 4 года назад

Where's Scooby?

@quintonthedude8663 4 года назад

Oh god you’re right

@DickEnchilada 4 года назад

@@davidharris3028 he's the virgin

@oculus9561 4 года назад

The concept for this movie is so scary to me. The movie itself doesnt scare me, but the idea that if some secret organization fails its job then were all fucked.

@skepticalrebekah 4 года назад

There are secret organizations fucking things up all the time.

@LadyViscera 4 года назад

That’s why I love the SCP universe so much

@moth8775 4 года назад

@@LadyViscera A man of culture I see.

@billbauer3575 4 года назад

Ever heard of the SCP?

@carolinehooper83 4 года назад

Bruh XD lol

@MasterGriefSr Год назад

Honestly, I kind of like the idea that Dana and Marty are siblings, they look similar enough and have a nice dynamic especially toward the end. Eh, it’s my head cannon now

@TelumIsMyDiscord 8 месяцев назад

It really offended me that he said "Evil autobot" THEY'RE CALLED DECEPETICONS JAMES.

@smokeybacon6194 4 года назад

Are the ‘Ancient Ones’ is just a metaphor for the audience who will literally rip a movie maker’s ass apart if the movie sucks or never made?

@teletubbymanwithshotgun8849 4 года назад

yup

@mypenisisunbelievablysmall6897 4 года назад

I believe the film is based on a Lovecraftian story, and the 'Ancient Ones' are a breed(?) of cosmic creatures.

@is3hunnid 4 года назад

it’s referencing that, but ultimately is showing, that if a story or it’s characters are not satisfying to an audience, then they trash on and destroy a movie

@wuffalobings4765 4 года назад

I believe that Robot Chicken made a skit based on the idea of the 'ancient ones' being a metaphor for the audience. The skit had the ancient one be a viewer of Robot Chicken and that the selected monster was a Zombie Joss Whedon. Just like the movie, they fail in the end and (in the case of the skit) end up getting their show cancelled. I can't find the skit on RU-vid but it's pretty good.

@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 4 года назад

Yeah.

@goober5713 2 года назад

The way the stoner says "WHY" when they need to "split up" is just perfect

@kathrynann5000 2 года назад

shaggy

@anonymous92388 2 года назад

@@kathrynann5000 he always reminds me of shaggy

@MachineD3vil 2 года назад

“Like, why should we split up, dude?”

@an0rmalp3rson70 2 года назад

"like did you lose your brain in a box of Scooby snacks man?"

@tmalaklaryka 2 года назад

"yeah good idea" Marty: "...Really???!"

@joshuasmith2884 Год назад

Thanks to james i noticed the boomer from left 4 dead in one of the containers, im a huge l4d fan and love the fact that they included it.

@majorpeepo Год назад

They added the tank witch and others

@Jakki_G Год назад

I remember seeing this as a child. It was one of those movies you saw bits and pieces of, walking through the house while you parents watch it. Took a few years to figure out what the movie was but I do remember, it was very... very long

@thebrideofghostface 2 года назад

The little Japanese girls putting the evil spirit into a frog is like the most adorable thing ever.

@seansswamp 2 года назад

ikr

@mariic2 2 года назад

Too bad they probably died during the apocalypse.

@doggosho3044 Год назад

@@mariic2 nah, I'm sure ultraman saved them

@bluetrailerproductions7488 Год назад

It was funny when after that happened Jenkins went "Fuck You!!!!"

@mx.horrorwood5003 Год назад

@@doggosho3044 fucking underrated comment

@michaelj1729 4 года назад

Fun fact: the actor for Marty the stoner was actually as ripped as Chris Hemsworth in this movie, so in order for them to hide his physique they actually had to have him double shirts and that long sleeve

@benjaminabeele5227 4 года назад

MichaelJ darn, I would’ve loved to see that.

@alexbalansay 4 года назад

I always noticed that when he swings his bong at the Buckner guy on the dock haha

@taistealai5523 4 года назад

Would of loved to see his abs, I'm gay ok

@crisalmeida346 4 года назад

@@taistealai5523 dont we all?? Dont we all....

@taistealai5523 4 года назад

@@crisalmeida346 lmao

@princeofsorrow Год назад

My favorite horror movie to date. Thanks, James, for doing this kill count, and I look forward to so many more!

@yuhhhhhs Год назад

The only reason I watch Dead Meat is so I can watch horror movies without being scared and knowing the whole plot. Videos are still good, though.

@paulodomes9335 3 года назад

This movie is basically the SCP Foundation.

@DeidaraSakurasama 3 года назад

And one of many of their containment breaches

@snazzysaturn1865 3 года назад

I mean this could just be the a failure in the containment procedures and the old ones are just scp ####

@johnnysins8935 3 года назад

Exactly

@ISprayTrolls 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@MO0001 3 года назад

Nooooo everything is normalllll no scp here! Wath I am a member of the scp Fondation ? Naaaaa I don't know scp 173 and 096 nooooo

@quiplo_ 4 года назад

I really wish they didn’t show the bird hitting the barrier at the beginning, it would’ve made that motorbike scene so much more shocking.

@tortoile 3 года назад

quiplo i honestly disagree... the bird hitting the barrier gave more insight for the viewer and made the bike scene more frustrating

@dtczyk8976 3 года назад

On the other hand it would have been real bullshit kill without it. It’s either super obvious or super random

@quiplo_ 3 года назад

tortoile I see you’re point. What could’ve been cool is if there was a shot where the bird hit the barrier in the background early on. That would’ve been cool

@quiplo_ 3 года назад

d tczyk true I’m sure some people would feel mad about it

@CeCeBookworm07 3 года назад

It would have felt cheap if they hadn’t showed it though. So it makes you giggle before he’s even dead because you know it’s doomed from the start.

@mayochup Год назад

Fun Fact that was probably already stated somewhere in the comments: The Witch, Tank, and Boomer from Left 4 Dead can bee seen in the cube scene, as there was a dlc that was going to be released for L4D that had you playing in the universe of Cabin in the Woods. However, MGM went bankrupt and fucked shit up

@machetecolin 6 месяцев назад

"...covering up a one-way mirror, which can also be called a two-way mirror. That's fuckin' stupid as hell." Best line in all of the Dead Meat Universe

@josephr7684 3 месяца назад

It's called a one-way mirror, because only one way is it a mirror, and the other way is not a mirror. It's called a two-way mirror, because one way it is a mirror, but the second way it's a looking glass, so it's a mirror that has two ways you can look at it. Even more confusingly, looking glass is a synonym for both mirror and window, depending on whether you mean a glass you can look *through* , or a glass you can look *at* (to see your reflection.) ... yeah, fuckin' stupid as hell.

@dknbailey 4 года назад

I like how the CHILDREN knew better than the adults

@kentotenrojima9145 4 года назад

I mean with all the yokai/monster story told to the children for them to behave they better be ready

@jackox20ballesteros39 4 года назад

Yup,YoKai are well know ssoo its not surprising that they won,And im happy for the Evil spirt is now happy cause frog

@dogsjjdoe 4 года назад

Even Satan can't bring himself.

@dionabeck3317 4 года назад

I mean, as a kid, japanese children are told about the Rokurokubi(people that are cursed for bad deeds so they have a neck that extends like a snake and they have to drink kerosene), or Hachishakusama(an eight foot tall woman that makes a weird sound and kidnaps children), or Kuchisake-onna(a spirit that had her mouth split open after she cheated on her husband when she was a human, so she goes up to people and ask "am I pretty" and proceeds to kill those people no matter their answer). I mean, they probably know all spells that defeat demons.

@backfire3017 4 года назад

in danganronpa a bunch of high school kids that never knew each other did better than a bunch of adults who've known each other for some time in a killing game so yeah im not that surprised

@zenwilliams8530 4 года назад

The fact the KKK are considered monsters in this movie is amazing and awful at the same time lmao

@kaybee9604 4 года назад

Zen Williams They kinda are when you think about it...

@annastascia878 4 года назад

K i m c h ii P e a c h they definitely are

@dannylamb456 4 года назад

Considering how apparently all the monsters come from the "old world", those must be some very old klansmen

@bryanalexander7571 4 года назад

I think that their world-view is old enough to qualify

@waterwaifu612 4 года назад

Zen Williams calling them monsters is a understatement

@kuromifytheworld008 3 месяца назад

If James had counted the world population in the kill count, this would have meant that we would get one kill approximately every 0.00000001382823871906841339155749636099 seconds.

@cts9272 11 месяцев назад

It's good to see a commentary just having fun with this. One of my faves. Just a silly rollercoaster ride.

@PlaceHolder994 2 года назад

This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to an SCP foundation movie.

@adoor3760 2 года назад

Be glad, an internet-inspired/based movie is a coin flip on quality, just look at the Slenderman movie

@abhinavchoudhury7000 2 года назад

@@adoor3760 did you see the annabelle doll 8:58

@peepeepoopoo4386 2 года назад

You stole this comment

@TheLastBabyMan 2 года назад

So the ending was a XK-Class End of the World scenario? SCP-2000: Ah shit, here we go again.

@lShadow426l 2 года назад

@@adoor3760 They took the name and barely the looks and that's it. Oh we got this piece of shit script what should we do with it? "just type popular horror monster and use that"

@IISoLiDuZII 3 года назад

So since the whole world died , this actually has the highest kill count.

@johnlol8954 3 года назад

No, a new hope does

@KAT-hs3xh 3 года назад

NANANE NANENA NANENA NANENAAA. -saw theme song

@noblenormie1179 3 года назад

@@johnlol8954 he has never featured that and if you’re going after that logic the force awakens had an entire system blown up including Hosnain prime and the snap in avengers or something killed half the universe and I’m sure there’s a movie where even more people died

@elixirestgames3870 3 года назад

@@johnlol8954 Actually no 4 billion were killed in Alderaan

@diegomeringer3953 3 года назад

infinty war

@GhostGod420 2 месяца назад

This is the kill count with the most kills *technically

@linkpaivichit7651 9 месяцев назад

I love the behind the scenes with explanations. Keep up the good work

@ahmari2518 4 года назад

20:50 “They did say they wanted monsters” *Almost everyone liked that*

@johntrimarche4353 4 года назад

key word almost

@curtistanner4830 4 года назад

YES

@sammcneillmckinnell5003 4 года назад

@@johntrimarche4353 almost, unfortunately. If only everyone could agree about that certain subject.

@bebble985 4 года назад

Haha

@eoinreen8808 4 года назад

the only people who didn't like that were ACTUAL CLANSMEN

@giantpinkcat 3 года назад

I love how Kirk wasn't even being perverted looking at Dana's attire. He just straight up says "You have no pants." without any weird reaction.

@hobihobihobi941 3 года назад

Same

@chrissyakaweeb5617 3 года назад

I'd hope he wouldnt be perverted, he's got a girlfriend. Well had.

@gagetaylor192 3 года назад

@@chrissyakaweeb5617 A girlfriend wouldn't keep me from looking at other women, but that's just me. Looking isn't cheating.

@petricaleksa 3 года назад

@@chrissyakaweeb5617 having a gf makes you gay towards other women? what? hes not perverted because hes a class act not because he has a gf lol

@xsevkollider7143 3 года назад

@@gagetaylor192 although it may not be considered cheating, it could trigger a little spark of jealousy for your love partner

@DankrumStar 11 месяцев назад

One of the best things was finding the novelization of the movie in the airport before watching the movie. I absolutely loved hearing the inside of the characters, minds, and the details of the book and everything before watching the actual movie. I usually always find the book better than the movies, because obviously books can go into a lot more detail than movies can, and this book was no exception. But I really do love the world that was created with in this movie and if you enjoyed the movie, I highly recommend checking out the novelization!

@nataliegipson8689 Год назад

why doesnt this dude make his own movie?

@Rorschach220 Год назад

This aged well

@rixx3575 Год назад

@@Rorschach220he did?

@Rorschach220 Год назад

@@rixx3575 yep he's currently working on one

@Earthbound12 4 года назад

"And we see that Curt is no longer the genius he was shown to be earlier" "The wind must have blown it open" That got a good laugh out of me.

@sethsuosisbacc6559 4 года назад

Jay Steiner it was lighting

@FancyLass 4 года назад

“Uhhh that makes what kinda sense”

@spki8656 4 года назад

Jay Steiner makise kurisu best girl

@theunholycrusader2829 3 года назад

"Someone's severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart" What

@jimzone5064 3 года назад

i can imagine if 2 guys saw this in a camera watching all that mess. guy1:everyones dying. guy2: someones severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart. 1:what 2: what

@rocksnrolls 3 года назад

That's literally a line from a dnd game I was in.🤣

@SA80TAGE 3 года назад

@@rocksnrolls and now you know where your DM stole that line from.

@galladegamer3579 3 года назад

Tuesday

@llennoc8431 3 года назад

How

@hann4h3 Год назад

this is one of my favorite movies ever and im just now realizing you posted this kill count on my birthday!!! :D

@Socksydeeryenaboi Год назад

I guess technically that organisation could have been behind every single horror movie

@Watcher53467 4 года назад

I love how James doesn't count the 6.87 Billion people even though it's a kill count record that will most likely never be beaten.

@JustShrek 4 года назад

Brightburn would of beat it

@cheryl_realtorcheryltumula7350 4 года назад

I think *CLOVERFIELD*

@ArcticGaming133 4 года назад

Glenda Hanna not until a movie destroys the universe.

@marck4000 4 года назад

What about if a movie killed half the people in the universe 👀 *Thanos has entered the chat*

@Thatbendyfan_ 4 года назад

It’s like that city in Jason x. He just can’t count it

@urielt1504 4 года назад

I can cross seeing Hemsworth smash himself into an invisible forcefield off my bucket list.

@damianprock1650 4 года назад

If only he had that hammer of his, then the force field would completely fall apart

@darkdripplesharp2818 4 года назад

Damian Prock eh arguable

@bd12843 4 года назад

He did in Thor Ragnarok too haha

@Soul_Void-rc5ft 4 года назад

Sorry about the unrelated reply but I'm trying to get people to see my question. Was the smart guy the person who played Marcus in Detroit become human

@nra7437 4 года назад

destroyer 456480 look it up

@DJFVLL0UT 10 месяцев назад

This is one of my all time favorite movies as it reminds me heavily of the old school Evil Dead series. It also explains so much of the Horror Genre as a whole. Its a pretty fun movie to watch.

@Weird..lesbian69 Год назад

I just watched this with my mother yesterday, watching this now since I love your videos 🥰

@Darren-lb3rx 3 года назад

I like how the monsters are not attacking each other and seem to understand that they were all captured there and get their revenge

@andre_601 2 года назад

If the info is right are they a relict of the ancient ones (was mentioned in the wiki). So it makes sense since they all have the same "parents"

@thegrandxbunny2073 2 года назад

Kinda makes me wonder tho. Films like Freddy V. Jason, have two monsters in conflict. Maybe they can be regenerated in the lab and when they fight it’s a sort of sibling quarrel. Tho it doesn’t apply in the lab because there, they all understand they are prisoners.

@jesusramirezromo2037 2 года назад

@@thegrandxbunny2073 They engenier the figths basiclly They make entertainment for the gods

@chriswhite3692 2 года назад

The novelization even described the "unblooded" [the monsters NEVER before released] as being especially blood-craved once the Purge starts

@Safetyman99 2 года назад

That moment when the elevator dings and all those things fly out is horror movie gold.

@mickeriebernal679 3 года назад

Japanes girls: WE DID IT Later.. world ends

@thatoneperson3704 3 года назад

Lol fr🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@shadowyyCFH 3 года назад

We did it! We doomed the entire world!

@Aki-bp7kk 3 года назад

They’ll fucking do it again.

@neardarkroad1347 3 года назад

now that is a plot twist you would see in a screwd up anime.

@theunfunnyjokester 3 года назад

@@Aki-bp7kk they turn the ancient ones into a fucking frog

@gregorysmull8068 3 месяца назад

This is a great film which had a lot of positives. Very clever writing and plot, good cast including a-list stars, surprising and pleasing plot twists, lots of humor, and good special effects. My favorite part is getting to see all of the monsters that were shown on the white board in action later turned against their sadistic captors.

@mackjohnston3913 9 месяцев назад

This is definitely one of the many favorite kill count!! Especially at 3:55 😂 LOL!! Always a pleasure to watch Dead Meat 🥩💯

@Kyodie-bz1sf 3 года назад

I love the idea that this is the crux of every horror movie. The image of Freddy, Jason and Ghostface eating snacks backstage is hilarious to me.

@grandtheftak3666 2 года назад

But all of them couldn't exist because of the way the sacrifices work

@grandtheftak3666 2 года назад

Oh shit never mind im stupid I never knew every team had to fail

@explodingplant2 2 года назад

The only time the USA failed before was the year the Faculty came out, when the sacrifices lived

@killerofthenightofficial 2 года назад

I want to be backstage, and just watch

@abhinavchoudhury7000 2 года назад

8:58 did you see the annabelle doll

@bethanygonzalez6005 4 года назад

Moral of the story: If your ever in a horror movie, get really high

@metallica708 4 года назад

If your what is ever in a horror movie?

@kalecardenas9645 4 года назад

malta crabs I recommend snorting 10 pounds of weed

@skepticalrebekah 4 года назад

It’s truth in the movies and lies in the news, so if the weed wasn’t produced by the government now, I may actually recommend it to wake up from the deceptions.

@owensmith7642 4 года назад

Take extra precautions just to be safe, and just constantly be high

@judgewilson2410 4 года назад

False Halloween Friday the 13th and a nightmare on elm street prove other wise lol

@4amlibra Год назад

Honestly it would make more sense if they were siblings. I have no idea how he fits into the group of friends who look like they walked out of an Abercrombie ad.