The Christmas and Anniversary update is AWESOME | SCP Secret Laboratory 

Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.

No man was ever meant to consume 27 yellow candies at once.

"Why am I reloading slow?!?" >Said a smol child who is meant to be weaker then adult

At 8:10 when you wished you could use the scale, it looked like you actually can. It turned on and started weighing the medkit.

I love when you play scp and the tree snitches the hiding player you didnt see and they start swearing

in lore 106 doesn't attack to old and young people so the cake can actually save your life

They’re totally adding Santa as a new SCP

Mimicry comes out GnomeMemer1: all I see is free content

12:40 you know something bad happened to that one guy who looked at 096 when they edit it out XD.

First 20 seconds, American Christmas. “I got a gun!”

7:31 Well, site security is pretty. _Short Staffed_

Those unaware, scp-956 is the number of the pinata that targets only children, and in a certain radius will completely make that child motionless and then start walking to them to continuously bash the child to death till they break into candy just like a pinata :))))

One time our MTF group got small together, and we all were sitting at the checkpoint and checking another people’s cards, like in Papers Please

I played a match earlier, we spawn as mtf. We went to entrance and convinced one of ours to eat the cake to be children so we can get candy from the piñata. Things gone horribly wrong. Fun fact, scp 956 can kill you even if you are not a child if you have candy in your inventory. All of us cannot move and we got massacred by the piñata. I was laughing so hard.

Literally a bunch of minions in SCP 😂

The piñata is just the fridge goat from brickleberry

Gnome: I’m gonna do a magic trick Gnome: *eats pink candy* Ad: *appears*

It really turned into take your child to the facility day.

BTW You CAN use the scale in 939s room.

"I got a card" "Dude, me too, and a GUN"

All the different perspectives of youtubers playing on the same server is awesome lol

Oh lovely! Happy holidays everyone! Love this channel

Ayyy new vid. Perfect way to start Christmas break.

Te quiero mucho me encanta tu contenido nunca dejes de hacerlo te mereces lo mejor, te deseo una feliz navidad

I think I’m late but congrats on getting SL partner!

Great as always 👌🏻

'we have child suicide bomber' best quote of the year

I want to think that because his voice is so deep l, he sounds like a normal person when he consumes the cake

Awesome video

I love this update so much

939 isn't the only cake in the facility

He some how does he again another great video

We need more tomato 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

LTES FUCKING GOOOOO!!! ANOTHER VIDEO FROM THE LEGEND HIMSELF!!!!

What have they done. The cake pitches you to the perfect amount for playing cbat

You can now become midget gaming anytime

"i am berry alan and im the fastest man alive"

I’m glad to see that this channel is growing more and more I got told you said you would say uwu if you got to 10k subs Better deliver on that promise

Love you Gnome you my dad!

when good video

im a simple man i see new video from gnome i click

i think im gonna die of laughter because of this update lol

Christmas!!!

Surprised someone hasn’t made a Star Wars joke with this new update

Pls uploade more I love your videos❤❤

yes

Another vid!!!!

yippee

Memessss

i just saw starstalker!!!!

Bruh tell Hubert to make special christmas servers because this is just too funny to last 12 days.

The scale works for the objects

IM STILL HERE

Wish Containment Breach Multiplayer got similar update with new SCPs ;_;

I wonder if you can be faster than 096 if you consume like three colas and 10 candies or something

Gnome I feel like I deserve the Jesus title on your server. And I’m prepared to back up my reasoning in any and every way possible. Maybe hear me out at least? 👀 I feel like I’m very deserving of this role as I am a very big funnyman, such as yourself. I, too, joke about eating and murdering children in-game

you shouldn't've been able to use the painkillers after using SCP-559

t. r. e. e.

Is SCP SL 12.0 release? Or it still a Public beta?

Scp 4255 yet?

oh lord, mira + the cake has got to be possibly the worst combo yet

Great video You should say UwU

Hi there gnome. It’s me purorb, I wish you the best during the Christmas holidays. Best of luck with the videos, hope I can get unbanned from the discord server. I had been hacked the night of the adverts, I hope you will let me back in. Yet again.. best of luck gnome. See ya later.. 😐👍

How long ago was this recorded?

The fuckin voices are killing me

Scale dose work

What server is this?

what scp si that pink thingy bro

Hey bro, i have about 2 years experience In Adobe Premiere Pro, Photoshop and After Effects! and if your willing to give me a chance i could edit for you Cheap.

Day One of asking Gnome to make more phasmo content

First

Yo,

men (pin)