The Church Of What's Happening Now  

Shout out all the real fans who come back to these old ones

“If you control your breathing, you can control everything” I swear I always take something away from this damn church 🙌🏼

Lee's using a Groupon on the first date lmaooo that's a real jew

1:01 he said 'half-a-fist-fight'.....LMAO

Fuckin DEEP into the murky waters

Can wait till Joey hits 150k subs

if you are complain about the audio quality. you are the reason why youtube is going down the tubes.

Why the fuck was coke so expensive? $100 a gram?? We used to get $40 grams in the late '90s

let me get a thumbs up if you are seeing joey in atlantic city

Joey pool noodle diaz

lee is such a spoiled jew lmao no hate i think its funny, he doesnt see why its distasteful to use a groupon on the first date lmao

Bro ur 5ft lik 300 pounds what u think was gonna happen not gonna run outta breath and legs aren’t gonna go out come on 😂😂

Haha lee using a coupon on a first date cracks me up..... If he wasn't Jewish enough I love ya man!

Person : "Joey whats your favorite color?" Joey Diaz : "In 1981..."

I love when they head bop to silence in the beginning

Nothing like a couple of fat dudes grooving out and dancing to music that no one else can hear. Classic.

Lee's eyes, his hand movements, and way of carrying himself when he speaks reminds me of a freshly hatched rotund baby dinosaur. The "weed squeaks" add to the effect.

joey the type of guy to steal the hole from your donut

Joey "My mother's bar" Diaz

Joey "In 19.." Diaz

enjoy these podcast while i smoke.

if anyone else with joeys body type talked about working out and shit as much as he does people would tear em a knew one

Joey doesn’t even drink the water he just straight up swallows 6 gulps of the bottle like a savage

Happy Memorial Day fellow church members

1:05:09 Lee goes “oh fuck……… there’s no loyalty anymore” 🤣

I want the speakers to light themselves on fire

Joey, this is the same guy that asked you about your favorite color. thank you for helping me push through my day. P.S Lee you have a wonderful day :)

lots of wisdom in this podcast. much love everyone.

We need Joey Diaz on UFC commentary like Eddie Bravo used to

Joey "Listen Lee" Diaz

Lee BOOM BOOM syaatttt

Is the audio fucked during the music or just me

Joey " *For Years* " Diaz

Joey "the first time I rerurned to Boulder in april 1987.." Diaz

Joey once told a story about being high on coke and almost died swimming laps in a pool the story was funny as fuck

1:31 skip ads! #KickIt Lee

Cheers from Toms River Joey! love these stories, Lee is killing it with these posts. Your family in Jersey loves you guys! How can I get a shout out on the show?

"I grew up watching The Killers! Bronson, Eastwood, Rocky!" Truer words have never been said... Unk Joey dropping gem's on these bitches!!

got hit by a piece of wood and broke his rib, 200$ raise.

Joey and Lee make the best content together!!!

OK. So audio is edited to avoid youtube/music copyright laws. So answer me this: Lee Syatt always leaves an extra like 4 minutes or some shit before he knocks the audio back to normal while there's no music playing. Is it that hard to make it normal as soon as the music stops?

Audio compression please. The levels are all over the place.

glad you're trying some swimming and health related stuff Lee!

Get Edgey Brav on

I agree its relaxing to listen to just them. dawg

1:05:55 Lee can't even open his eyes 😭

"The Spanish girl...with all the teeth.."I 'm fucking dead 😂😂😂

🌟🍑🧡✨🕊️🌟🍑🧡✨🕊️😉 Joey + Lee That was called a... Is a *Hope Chest* it's wishing what you going to have and bring to a future plus marriage.. when you are going to go to your future new life style.. that's what that piece of wood would be called.. *The Hope Chest* stores things that you want to have when you get your own place..

Lee! good to hear your trying out swimming.... keep it up buddy! we love you and want you to be the biggest baddest flying jew ever...

I have a massive issue with the use of the word nature human nature.. ppl use it as it's an unchangable bs thing it's nature around us, it's just the universe and life unfolding.. yea ok fine it's human nature -- nonoono wat the fuck does THIS mean?! just the way humans are? no nougat!! (bypassing ur bs) we aint just f(x) .. we're dynamic feedback based morons.. not constant statics.... fucking.. love mr diaz for the .. well it's kinda obv.. get dislikes when he seems to fend off racism by pushing it off on darker tones likes and like and many likes a few dislikes here's to honesty... and hoping it works......

Oh shit

Joey “lemme tell ya something” Diaz

lee the type of guy to get cheated on and apologize

I miss the church.

finally lol

Joey Diaz Phelps

RIP MTM

6 figures as a movie theatre manager? What fucking world are you living in jew boy

RIP Gregg Allman

Wouldve been more better if i wasnt 4 years late

1:00:35 😂😂😂😂

Late night drives with Lee and uncle Joey

I like those Fat Tire bikes. They can handle a lot of weight

The Flying Jew....LEE fucking SYATT

Lmao. The one Spanish girl with all the teeth 😂☠️

Joey the kinda guy who'd tell ya something, Joe Rogan.

1:06:44 Joey was so high he almost thought he was a woman for a second..

These old episodes are the best

Wow I really am surprised lee was able to upload this the same day it was streamed

Joey the type of guy to spike your drink with L.S.D. before your driving exam :/

Just two guys bumping to nothing 2:30

I like him hes got a cool personality but he talks about the same drug use over and over and over we've heard all the stories you don't need to tell us agian and agian and agian

I know Joey was in good shape when he was younger, in his 20s.. But it’s funny he’s like the attaché dad that’s telling everybody how to do the sports all perfectly and shit when he’s out of shape lol. But Joey is the fucking man and I know he’s come a long ass way. And he was 10 times fatter a couple years ago or now 10-12 .. AKA THE COKE 😢 DAYS!!!

A banger of an episode

It hilarious watching them listen to music.

still come back to these man

Damnit Joey, you dropped it pretty hard,when you said ," If it wasn't for mercy." Keep on rockin in the free world! p.s. hey Jew '-]

Lee the drowning jew syatt

A Beach what?? JOEY?

CHURCH!!

CHURCH ❤

"but they were freaks?" -Lee

WHERE'S THE ENVELOPE

Lee Groupon Syatt

2:20 You’re welcome

@13:55 man's just did maybe THE smoothest transition into an ad of the 21st century..

I'm constantly apologizing when I'm stoned because if I don't blurt out what I'm thinking I'm gonna fucking forget it.

Rip

@lee_syatt

o shit

The intro without music kinda sucks but it's also kinda cool cause they can be dancing to anything you want

Copper was my childhood deal,, it's still in my blood,,,I put many meals on the table at 10yrs old,,,

Chucky McBreen, Jon Bender and other names like Marvin Rollo. Joey is the best at telling stories.

Gulp gulp gulp

Joey "Jerkoff" Diaz

Mother Ph*cka said ICECREAM!!!!!!!!roflmmfao

59:35

Joey was extra throaty in this episode. And quit whispering.

my life is complete I was like number 420 on a joey diaz podcast.

Authenticity is timeless. These Pods are forever 💪 🥊 💥