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The Complete Collection of Ellis' Stories 

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An 8 minute video all composed of Ellis telling stories.

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@banke6682
@banke6682 2 года назад
Imagine if in L4D3, Keith is one of the survivors and he constantly talks about Ellis
@harveyanimations8974
@harveyanimations8974 Год назад
“Did I ever tell y’all about the time my buddy Ellis…”
@the_letter_5579
@the_letter_5579 Год назад
@@harveyanimations8974 "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis attempted to steal Jimmy Gibbs Jr's car. Turns out that those display cars don't have any fuel in them"
@harveyanimations8974
@harveyanimations8974 Год назад
@@the_letter_5579 ahhh… that would be awesome
@eskapellaa
@eskapellaa Год назад
@@the_letter_5579 "keith... ju- just stop for now"
@stupidstudiosproductions2179
@stupidstudiosproductions2179 11 месяцев назад
Funny thing is… there was supposed to be a Lfd3 but unfortunatly because of the way valve is structured there was division if it should be on Source 1 or 2. So instead of compromised they completely threw it out-
@Matt_781
@Matt_781 3 года назад
Keith's lore is deeper than 40k.
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 3 года назад
You know how there’s two Primarchs whose entire history has been erased. Turns out Keith is one of them, much like Vulkan he’s a perpetual.
@rolph5967
@rolph5967 3 года назад
@@crimsondynamo615 thank you
@notamobilesprout4175
@notamobilesprout4175 3 года назад
“I ever tell you about the time me and Keith saw those Chaos thingies?”
@daluckygit8019
@daluckygit8019 2 года назад
Did I tell you about that time my buddy Keith went into the warl without a Gellar field yeah corrupted by the ruinous powers
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 2 года назад
Vulkan would be happy to be Ellis's friend. TTS Wise. They go on forever.
@bigfloppa7476
@bigfloppa7476 4 года назад
He's like a little kid telling his parents how his day went.
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 3 года назад
And just like said parents the rest of the team is either silently listening to it or telling him to wrap it up
@punprincess3214
@punprincess3214 2 года назад
Rochelle's the mom, Coach is the dad, Ellis is the toddler and Nick is the deadbeat uncle
@pinhead6764
@pinhead6764 2 года назад
@@punprincess3214 or nick being the mean brother
@punprincess3214
@punprincess3214 2 года назад
@@pinhead6764 lol that also works too because Rochelle and coach scold him for being a dick
@vauxittt
@vauxittt 2 года назад
"He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in English language." - Nick
@aidenwheezy7128
@aidenwheezy7128 3 года назад
I would listen to Ellis if he had a podcast I swear
@Paul87888
@Paul87888 2 года назад
same
@savannahpauln
@savannahpauln 2 года назад
he actually does
@ItzRokkiYT
@ItzRokkiYT 2 года назад
@@savannahpauln WAIT, NANI THE FUCK
@theunforgivensoldier4137
@theunforgivensoldier4137 Год назад
@@savannahpauln TELL ME
@Swig_Chmeese
@Swig_Chmeese Год назад
@@savannahpauln where
@JosefDrake
@JosefDrake 7 лет назад
Who ever Keith is, he must be a complete badass
@slatteryml
@slatteryml 5 лет назад
Kieth is a guy in white tux
@ellismckinney4307
@ellismckinney4307 5 лет назад
I’ll make sure that I tell my buddy Keith that he is a complete badass Addition Network Guy.
@McreeWeyes
@McreeWeyes 5 лет назад
@@chrisoboyo5470 more heroin
@kcrack1ing
@kcrack1ing 5 лет назад
Keith is an omnipotent being of pure energy
@jhoncarlopaton_og9894
@jhoncarlopaton_og9894 5 лет назад
Keith is his best friend..
@Todarain
@Todarain 10 лет назад
You know, if everything Ellis said about Keith is true... Keith could've taken down the whole zombie apocalypse single-handed...
@Todarain
@Todarain 10 лет назад
Yeah, Keith dosen't really fit in with others, i think. After all fo those events that has happened in his life, he would've developed an extreme fear for, like, rollercoasters, sushi and many other things. Ellis was probably his only friend that he could rely on, and Ellis helped him through all of this madness... Well, and probably some nurses... and doctors... And his own digestive organs... And alchohol... You know what i mean.
@bee2bee880
@bee2bee880 7 лет назад
He probably only had 1 hand.
@tecnicovtr1311
@tecnicovtr1311 7 лет назад
SheepScape™ ja ja ja true
@JuggerKnight717
@JuggerKnight717 7 лет назад
If Keith could survive all that shit he could take down the entire zombie apocalypse with half a leg and arm
@nihilisticpancakeface6553
@nihilisticpancakeface6553 6 лет назад
I think there is a writing in one of the saferooms where it shows. "today "keith" took down 12 special infected with his fists!" and then at the bottom of the text was "keith was killed by friendly fire"
@gavinmellor3347
@gavinmellor3347 3 года назад
Ellis saying "I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!" Implies that Keith is still alive and has been keeping in touch with Ellis
@Mysticnuke
@Mysticnuke 2 года назад
does he actually say that?
@c1lancy
@c1lancy 2 года назад
@@Mysticnuke 4:32 yes
@H3L1X4X1S
@H3L1X4X1S Год назад
its believed he died a week before the events of left 4 dead 2, according to wiki the grafiti states at the light house "i am keith marshall and i shall die here"
@juliab9826
@juliab9826 Год назад
@@H3L1X4X1S well, according to ellis' stories, he shouldve died ages ago anyway. But here we are
@harveyanimations8974
@harveyanimations8974 Год назад
Legendary keith
@shinobisimon1752
@shinobisimon1752 3 года назад
Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost", was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a roller coaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. In the fandom wiki
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 2 года назад
A true survivor.
@blocktheloo1820
@blocktheloo1820 Год назад
Keith is badass
@prietos23
@prietos23 Год назад
i thought the balloons were full of semen
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows Год назад
The people like this you’d think would die by 40 but they always live to 100
@shadydaemon4178
@shadydaemon4178 11 месяцев назад
God DAMN!
@algernon9784
@algernon9784 9 лет назад
The moral of the story is that Keith is invincible.
@TheTriforceCrusader
@TheTriforceCrusader 9 лет назад
He's gotta be if he's got mower injuries on 90% of his body, 3rd degree burns on the other 95% of his body, 2 broken legs, eyes full of Tear Gas and nuclear radiation, and salmonella. Hopefully, he'll be immune to the Green Flu.
@nekkyjam6910
@nekkyjam6910 9 лет назад
TheTriforceCrusader he has to be, if he's immune to radiation.
@TheTriforceCrusader
@TheTriforceCrusader 9 лет назад
NekkyJam LOL yeah.
@ArmyAssassinRanmaru
@ArmyAssassinRanmaru 8 лет назад
+analothor Like Wolverine?
@analothor
@analothor 8 лет назад
***** or deadpool
@camilledemott7532
@camilledemott7532 9 лет назад
I wish they allow him to finish the stories!
@TheTriforceCrusader
@TheTriforceCrusader 9 лет назад
Me too! I love Ellis's stories, they're freaking hilarious!
@camilledemott7532
@camilledemott7532 9 лет назад
Oh my god. I still listen to them because I need a good laugh and Ellis just knows what to say. And Keith dude. He's the man.
@lustYofficial
@lustYofficial 9 лет назад
Camille De Mott yup.
@knightace2002
@knightace2002 8 лет назад
+Camille De Mott He finishes a few of'em.
@TheTriforceCrusader
@TheTriforceCrusader 8 лет назад
knightace2002 Yeah but some of the good ones get cut off. Like the goat one.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 3 года назад
Even if Keith isn't immune to the Green Flu, no zombie can bite through his scar tissue. He'll be fine.
@starwolfcyberlight4546
@starwolfcyberlight4546 2 года назад
But the Green flu is unpredictable and can go airborne or 30 meters near a zombie to get you infected?
@H3L1X4X1S
@H3L1X4X1S Год назад
as much as this makes me laugh, sadly green flu is passed through air, so he would either be a zombie or a carrier.
@RiversCuomo19
@RiversCuomo19 Год назад
@@H3L1X4X1SKieth just has a lil' cold, he'll get over it, he's survived everything else so far anyways.
@H3L1X4X1S
@H3L1X4X1S Год назад
@@RiversCuomo19 lol nice
@Journey_to_who_knows
@Journey_to_who_knows Год назад
He would just look like Skullface
@MisterBones223
@MisterBones223 3 года назад
Playable character Keith: All bandages except a small slit in his forehead revealing: "I AM A MORON".
@JGT-yd2wx
@JGT-yd2wx 2 года назад
y e s
@JohanKylander
@JohanKylander 6 месяцев назад
"I can't expect y'all to do all the work!"
@Helperbot-2000
@Helperbot-2000 4 месяца назад
@@JohanKylander Keith Graham
@webcap7653
@webcap7653 3 месяца назад
This is actually genius
@obviouspseudonym9345
@obviouspseudonym9345 2 месяца назад
"I don't enjoy sushi but when made properly it's a food like any other."
@Atauxa
@Atauxa 12 лет назад
fun fact: nick has an unused line that goes like this, "Ellis, if you dont shut up, I will find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck."
@unwrittenemmy098
@unwrittenemmy098 2 года назад
THATS GOLD
@Dabadi4834
@Dabadi4834 2 года назад
Such a nick thing to do
@cyka_blyat1233
@cyka_blyat1233 2 года назад
And then Ellis respond "Too bad nick, he got in the whirlybird first" Which means Keith already escaped
@TKsh1
@TKsh1 8 лет назад
Keith as playable character, please Valve.
@masonrobertstv5917
@masonrobertstv5917 7 лет назад
Takeshi I said this on a different video but. Keith better be a playable character in l4d3
@TKsh1
@TKsh1 7 лет назад
Mason RobertsTV Yep, he can basically survive everything.
@DeadlyPray
@DeadlyPray 6 лет назад
Keith: "This one time my buddy Ellis was over talking to his friends and these three kids were lighten up a mortar and the damn thing fell over and shot Ellis right in the ass."
@adampalomino8293
@adampalomino8293 6 лет назад
Takeshi l4d3 :)
@TheDesirableFox
@TheDesirableFox 6 лет назад
Wait is Valve going to make L4D3
@TheLastBabyMan
@TheLastBabyMan 3 года назад
Everyone asks "Who is Keith?", but nobody ever asks "How is Keith?".
@JosephMendoza1054
@JosephMendoza1054 3 года назад
Where is Keith?
@matthewchristiansen9978
@matthewchristiansen9978 3 года назад
@@JosephMendoza1054 I'll do you one better. Why is Keith?
@captlegendary
@captlegendary 2 года назад
@@matthewchristiansen9978 I'll do you the best one, When is Keith??
@lt.kitkat
@lt.kitkat 2 года назад
dead.
@corvanj8766
@corvanj8766 2 года назад
@@captlegendary I've got a better one, what is Keith?
@hipomasulodrums9342
@hipomasulodrums9342 3 года назад
The Adventures of Keith: 0:00 Malls 0:11 Jimmy Gibbs Jr. 0:28 Guy Trying to Set the World Record 0:43 Mud 1:09 Sugarcane Field 1:20 What Suck the Heads Means? 1:28 Fireworks 1:43 Deep Fried Turkey 1:57 Keith Drove His Car off a Cliff 2:13 Graveyard 2:32 Campin' on Top of a Building 2:51 Gator In a Swamp 3:07 Tunnel of Love 3:23 Paintball Guns 3:33 Homemade Bumper Car Ride 3:46 Keith Fell Off a Rollercoaster 4:02 The Army Bombed Keith 4:21 Open Manhole 4:32 Top of a Burning Building 4:47 Water Balloons 4:58 Tattoo 5:13 Historic Tour 5:49 Car Dropping 5:53 Dead Bear 6:11 Owls 6:46 Sushi 7:30 Bridge 7:47 Keith Got Married 1 8:01 Keith Got Married 2 8:15 Keith Snuck Into a Wedding
@yulianlopez9253
@yulianlopez9253 Год назад
Thx man
@RiversCuomo19
@RiversCuomo19 Год назад
the Bear and Owl one's are technically the same
@FearlessJames
@FearlessJames 8 лет назад
"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year,it wasn't a dare or anything,he just got kicked out." This is gold....
@nunyabusiness7858
@nunyabusiness7858 8 лет назад
"he was shooting crows but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there"
@kevintan3705
@kevintan3705 3 года назад
What if Keith is just Ellis’ “replacement” for his friends. They were all different people, but Ellis just remembers the experiences as “experiences with Keith.”
@Mbrace818
@Mbrace818 3 года назад
Yeah, maybe it's his way to cope.
@neloth434
@neloth434 10 месяцев назад
@@Mbrace818That’s actually so fucking dark if that’s the case lmao
@dr.danielcamelia9276
@dr.danielcamelia9276 4 месяца назад
4:31
@dr.danielcamelia9276
@dr.danielcamelia9276 4 месяца назад
4:31
@scrittle
@scrittle 2 месяца назад
Ellis got problems
@azarerm2914
@azarerm2914 3 года назад
As a southern man, I have a friend from up north who constantly complains about us telling our life stories while we explain small things. I never noticed, because I love hearing stories and I love telling them, but after I heard him say it, I realized it was true. Ellis is the embodiment of this stereotype.
@Tornadic
@Tornadic 8 лет назад
I actually like Ellis' stories and I hate it when the other survivors cut him off lol
@ashleyandrews3490
@ashleyandrews3490 7 лет назад
I know right
@maxonwolf5841
@maxonwolf5841 7 лет назад
+Aussie Scout here here
@outandloudfilms
@outandloudfilms 7 лет назад
Sheriff same
@jacobfranklin1504
@jacobfranklin1504 7 лет назад
same and if you play l4d2 and wait in the saferoom and ellis will tell you a story
@Jordan-te9ip
@Jordan-te9ip 7 лет назад
Happiness is Land sameeee
@anothga
@anothga 7 лет назад
Holy shit, Keith is indestructible.
@pinface7447
@pinface7447 7 лет назад
Yea he even survived an attack by the KKK at the grave yard
@gavinmartin1505
@gavinmartin1505 7 лет назад
Johnny Edward actually 98%
@erickane8163
@erickane8163 6 лет назад
Lobotomite _ 95% and then the same level of burns again on 98%
@CarlJohnson-mf4qd
@CarlJohnson-mf4qd 5 лет назад
And don't forget the mower blades wounds all over 90% of his body.......now that's some savage shit.
@gumballdiedoe5383
@gumballdiedoe5383 4 года назад
Yeah
@Awesomewithaz
@Awesomewithaz 2 года назад
We all wish we had an Ellis in our lives.
@AngelusBrady
@AngelusBrady 2 года назад
Oh I definitely did when I discovered the game. Still do.
@harveyanimations8974
@harveyanimations8974 Год назад
I think I might be the Ellis in my freind group
@justaguy4311
@justaguy4311 Год назад
I think i need a Keith
@neppingofneps7406
@neppingofneps7406 Год назад
My little brother is basically like Ellis. He’d tell stories about some moments in our lives every time he meets anyone.
@rupertmonroesr.3517
@rupertmonroesr.3517 8 месяцев назад
If you were from Louisiana you would know 100 ellises and they are all just like this. The sweetest funniest people in the world. Cajun supremacy
@Matihood1
@Matihood1 3 года назад
Whoever wrote these stories must have had a loooot of fun doing it.
@LORDdrPepper
@LORDdrPepper 8 лет назад
Keith needs to be in L4D3. when valve figures out that the number 3 exists.
@halopro8958
@halopro8958 8 лет назад
It should be the L4D one characters and Keith replaces Bill.
@carl3205
@carl3205 8 лет назад
still waiting?
@Julian-oo7fp
@Julian-oo7fp 8 лет назад
Ikr
@Cnw8701
@Cnw8701 8 лет назад
3 is a cursed number for Valve. 3 is forbidden!
@portsouth
@portsouth 8 лет назад
How about left 4 dead 1.5 where we find out the back stories of the character just so we can have Keith in it
@jackbook9702
@jackbook9702 8 лет назад
This is why Ellis is my favorite.
@droneguy4750
@droneguy4750 8 лет назад
Same
@vonndagoattt
@vonndagoattt 6 лет назад
Jack Book exactly
@svstxtic
@svstxtic 6 лет назад
Jack Book same tho
@kiedru
@kiedru 5 лет назад
Same
@tander101
@tander101 4 года назад
HAHAHA yes
@Jumboobs
@Jumboobs 3 года назад
apocalypse: "you can't defeat me" ellis: "i know. but he can."
@headycreature8128
@headycreature8128 Год назад
“I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fought and won against a zombie apocalypse”
@tau-5794
@tau-5794 5 месяцев назад
"Teeth marks over 90 percent of his body!"
@genericname5880
@genericname5880 Год назад
Ellis seems like such a wholesome dude. Like, he really just enjoys and treasures the stories he gets to tell others of the experiences he got to have in his life. You can imagine him and Keith doing all these wacky shenanigans together, laughing about it in the moment (save the ones where Keith's in genuine pain) and then just hanging out together, waiting for the next silly thing to happen. Plus, the fact how one of these "story voicelines" is just describing something he did with the other 3 survivors shows how he can cherish events within almost any context- that, and he's quick to bond with other people. He's just generally a good guy and always does his best to entertain others.
@corsojames
@corsojames 25 дней назад
everybody needs an ellis in their lives
@misterfister5810
@misterfister5810 7 лет назад
7:48 I just pictured Ellis breaking into nicks house while nicks asleep and Ellis slowly moves up to nick and starts telling stories about Keith XD
@fleetadmiralauto6506
@fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад
This needs to be a gmod video or sfm, now
@giornogiovanna3888
@giornogiovanna3888 4 года назад
@@fleetadmiralauto6506 on it :D
@bf4k
@bf4k 4 года назад
Yes
@guntherbgunnerson8989
@guntherbgunnerson8989 3 года назад
@@giornogiovanna3888 can I get a general time?
@htf5555
@htf5555 2 года назад
lol i love how he keeps telling stories to nick despite nick being a bit of a douche to him. theyre like fucking spongebob and squidward
@civilizationcommittee6115
@civilizationcommittee6115 6 лет назад
if Keith can survive 3rd degree burns, Biochemical Bombs,Radiation,Tear Gas,Broken bones.Then he must be Immortal which means he must of survived the The Green Flu too.
@michaeltabaha4094
@michaeltabaha4094 3 года назад
He might be the TANK
@HipsterKhan
@HipsterKhan 3 года назад
that's how it gets you man: OVERCONFIDENCE.
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад
@@skiplet87 some people think it was a member of the KKK instead of a ghost
@sasasa1541
@sasasa1541 3 года назад
@@skiplet87 it wasn’t a ghost, it was a guy “wearing robes with the eyes cut out”. More of a country club guy if you get my drift
@cringespotted8355
@cringespotted8355 3 года назад
Nobody: Ellis: ...wounds on *OVER 90% OF HIS BODY*
@ijemand5672
@ijemand5672 3 года назад
How about you stop putting "nobody" on every comment you make? Maybe they'd be funny that way
@cringespotted8355
@cringespotted8355 3 года назад
@@ijemand5672 178 people and myself 8 months ago thought it was funny, seethe lmao
@TizTheFox
@TizTheFox 3 года назад
I think they're funny.
@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 3 года назад
@@ijemand5672 why you gotta be such a nobhead?
@ijemand5672
@ijemand5672 3 года назад
@@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I'm Irish
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 3 года назад
If those burns on Keith are accurate, he'd have no trouble in the Zombie apocalypse since, (A) He'll probably blend by the Zombies, and (B) His burns would've made him natural body armor against bites.
@dasteak2379
@dasteak2379 8 лет назад
if Keith was playable he Would look worse Then A Spitter
@pantelissarafoglou4153
@pantelissarafoglou4153 6 лет назад
DaSteak 23 But he would be tougher than a tank
@NightmareRBXhitherefren
@NightmareRBXhitherefren 4 года назад
Florida man playable dlc
@jockeyfield1954
@jockeyfield1954 4 года назад
@My h3ad nah, not a leader, he doesn't really fit the leader type, he does stupid shit the leader role in left 4 dead games have an experienced person that cares for all of them despite their differences there's bill, a vet that's been through vietnam and then there's coach, he's a football coach and knows how to make a team work and then putting a southerner that does stupid shit as a leader makes it a pretty bad team
@WillShrek-vc4kn
@WillShrek-vc4kn 4 года назад
for him thats a fucking compliment
@thenaturalnut1589
@thenaturalnut1589 3 года назад
@Mr. Bonnie Bon, it was a joke my guy. R/woosh
@-strawberrycloroxbleach-re7351
I hate how the other survivors don't allow Ellis to finish his awesome stories. They are the best storied I've ever heard. Seriously.
@thebookonthegoat8068
@thebookonthegoat8068 3 года назад
I mean, considering the situation I'd say that the other survivors have a right to say that
@Headlessgenie
@Headlessgenie 3 года назад
Yeah they have the right to interrupt him.... Buuut his stories are good
@demonkingofvalor8162
@demonkingofvalor8162 3 года назад
I mean, it seemed like he was able to complete some of his stories. Examples: Tear gas, Sushi, bear carcass fur coat, etc.
@someweirdguy
@someweirdguy 2 года назад
I assumed he does this constantly which could get annoying fast
@gkh1973
@gkh1973 2 года назад
Keith must be rich considering the medical bills he must’ve had
@jimin7997
@jimin7997 2 года назад
america
@CaptPatrick01
@CaptPatrick01 Год назад
They do own an auto shop.
@corsojames
@corsojames Месяц назад
Mechanics make pretty good money, he could probably afford insurance
@user-deeznutzs
@user-deeznutzs Месяц назад
Well Keith did get dared to tattoo moron on his forehead for 200 dollars. So ask yourself “who’s the real moron?”
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 10 дней назад
He probably is such a regular the local hospitals got a betting pool on what injuries he gets next.
@nathanielstanford3115
@nathanielstanford3115 2 года назад
Ellis treats "sushi" as an italian word and makes the singular "susho". Brilliant
@user-lb6dz4is2k
@user-lb6dz4is2k 10 лет назад
There should be a mutation called "Did I ever tell you the time..." and its Ellis and Keith and the dialog is just them telling stories to each other and the level is either existing ones or new ones.
@hollytix2454
@hollytix2454 7 лет назад
FunkayMonkay and kieth has a million health and looks like a zombie
@Ocram_
@Ocram_ 6 лет назад
So much talking that you can't hear the special infected noises
@GenericLoser12
@GenericLoser12 6 лет назад
Ellis, Keith, Dave, and someone else..
@victorhugogomescosta7009
@victorhugogomescosta7009 5 лет назад
​@@GenericLoser12 And the KKK Member that stabbed Keith
@anothga
@anothga 10 лет назад
We need a character in some other video game to be called Keith and to reference Ellis in some way. "Have I ever told you about that one time when my buddy Ellis found himself in a middle of a zombie apocalypse? Ha ha ha, what a story..."
@deidara003
@deidara003 9 лет назад
anothga YESSS
@noimanbaikal4081
@noimanbaikal4081 9 лет назад
anothga L4D3 will feature Keith and a new character called Gaben I think.
@deidara003
@deidara003 9 лет назад
this makes me so happy
@knightace2002
@knightace2002 8 лет назад
+Noiman Baikal Really?....
@MakusinMeringue
@MakusinMeringue 7 лет назад
If I ever make a video game, I am doing this for sure.
@jackbob83
@jackbob83 4 месяца назад
As a person who lives in Georgia, I can actually say that I love both Left 4 Dead games for the accuracy and detail of the way that both games treat the areas. I’ve been to Savannah, Riverside, and even the city where Whispering Oaks would be if it were real. I can so easily believe that Coach and Ellis could be my next-door neighbors. The only gripe that I have is that there should be more mountains in the first map of Dark Carnival.
@IllHandleThis
@IllHandleThis 4 года назад
As great as Ellis’ stories are, I can understand how it would be stressful listening to them while fighting during a zombie apocalypse lol.
@punprincess3214
@punprincess3214 2 года назад
yeah, especially when you need to be quiet, Ellis has awesome stories but there's a time and place for them
@OrionDawn15
@OrionDawn15 Год назад
@@punprincess3214 Yeah but the voicelines really only trigger in the saferoom, I think being in a saferoom is a good time and place for a story.
@ramudasanjuu
@ramudasanjuu Год назад
@@OrionDawn15 Yeah but in the safehouse all the survivors are supposed to get going
@OrionDawn15
@OrionDawn15 Год назад
@@ramudasanjuu The survivors spend a good long while in the saferoom inbetween missions, I think they'd have time for a story or two.
@headycreature8128
@headycreature8128 Год назад
Well they are in a safe room so they got time to listen to a story plus you never know if you’ll get the chance to tell or hear a story again
@DrHotelMario
@DrHotelMario 8 лет назад
lol Keith got stabbed and robbed by a KKK member.
@fortuys7754
@fortuys7754 6 лет назад
all over 90% of his body.
@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow
@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow 6 лет назад
+DrHotelMario He deep fried the KKK guy's turkey lover.
@GW_01
@GW_01 6 лет назад
Lmao he just said that right after I read this.
@nansaka
@nansaka 5 лет назад
Haha
@IFvckingLoveScience
@IFvckingLoveScience 5 лет назад
Goomba Gamer 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body
@ClownsRottenMeat
@ClownsRottenMeat 3 месяца назад
It’s been 15 years and I’m still obsessed with this man
@quent_omegah1514
@quent_omegah1514 3 года назад
I could stay in a safe room with Ellis and listen to his stories aaaaall day
@SuperZez
@SuperZez 4 года назад
That moment when Ellis realizes he had a new story to tell Keith is just so adorable and strangely wholesome.
@SonicMusicVape
@SonicMusicVape 10 лет назад
I really love his stories, but they get interrupted by others. Ellis is my favorite L4D2 character.
@mattjackson8303
@mattjackson8303 9 лет назад
Yeah I hate it when he gets interrupted
@zhason6396
@zhason6396 9 лет назад
Mee 3
@anaustroguy3917
@anaustroguy3917 8 лет назад
i love playing as ellis and nick but mostly ellis
@BigBrother_316
@BigBrother_316 5 лет назад
@Conner Jacobus Calm down
@kingtai2005
@kingtai2005 5 лет назад
Me too
@unusualpizza
@unusualpizza 2 года назад
From all these story we could know that he really did like keith as a friend of his, i wish i had a friend like Ellis in rl
@nutcase6443
@nutcase6443 3 года назад
Pray to god L4d3 has Keith as a playable character and has “I ever tell you about my buddy Ellis?” lines.
@TheTriforceCrusader
@TheTriforceCrusader 9 лет назад
Keith's soon-to-be wife actually turned into a Witch, so, bullet dodged.
@subscorpion9560
@subscorpion9560 3 года назад
And that’s why he was a runaway groom XD
@EL05
@EL05 6 лет назад
4:32 LOL
@cuntgentleman25
@cuntgentleman25 4 года назад
I'm a big fan
@Jester4460
@Jester4460 3 года назад
Ooooooooh
@Iblamethebarrels
@Iblamethebarrels 3 года назад
Ellis was just okay with that lolol
@oniltreezy
@oniltreezy 3 года назад
Exactly 😂😂😂
@monalisadeguzman249
@monalisadeguzman249 3 года назад
Can you do an animation of Ellis’s stories? I could like to see everyone bored by his stories!
@ohjesusitsnathan5649
@ohjesusitsnathan5649 3 года назад
There needs to be an Ellis audiobook just full of his stories. I would buy that so fast
@BeeBN
@BeeBN Год назад
4:32 this line implies that Ellis's stories about Keith are true, meaning Keith is real and ACTUALLY did all that crazy stuff
@hahen8
@hahen8 Месяц назад
Yeah he is very lucky and unlucky at the same time
@TheBasicStuff
@TheBasicStuff 8 лет назад
The Forrest Gump of Left 4 Dead
@meedok6373
@meedok6373 6 лет назад
some guy ayy lmao
@lockejawe4050
@lockejawe4050 5 лет назад
An optimistic southerner with a big heart that is great at telling stories? We got a match!
@DynestiGTI
@DynestiGTI 5 лет назад
He seems more like Bubba from Forrest Gump since he also goes on tangents, except on shrimp instead of stories.
@obviouslycivic8142
@obviouslycivic8142 4 года назад
Finally a non keith comment
@malagulo5302
@malagulo5302 7 лет назад
"Hey, Ellis, how about you tell us about the time you shut up?" - Nick, 2009
@mancityfan2004
@mancityfan2004 3 года назад
Hahahahaha
@VertigoCrime
@VertigoCrime 2 года назад
Dave Mall Story 0:00 Jimmy Gibbs Junior 0:10 - 0:26 Ferris Wheel story 0:26 Keith building a shack 0:44 Sugar Cane Field 1:09 Keith Suck the Heads 1:20 Keith and making Fireworks 1:28 Keith deep frying turkey 1:44 Keith car off a cliff 1:57 Keith living in a graveyard 2:14 Keith camping on top a building 2:32 Keith getting rolled by a gator 2:51 Keith drowning in tunnel of love 3:08 Ellis and Keith sneaking paintball guns 3:23 Ellis and Keith homemade bumper cars 3:33 Keith falling out of a rollercoaster 3:46 Army bombing Keith 4:02 Keith falling down a manhole 4:20 Ellis and Keith on top of a burning building 4:31 Ellis being interrupted 4:47 Keith getting a dared tattoo 4:58 Keith starting a tour - raccoon fighting 5:13 Keith jumping in a lake to avoid owls 5:50 Keith making sushi with raw chicken 6:46 Ellis and Keith were on a bridge once 7:27 Keith the runaway groom 7:47 Keith the runaway groom pt 2 8:01 Keith sneaking into a wedding and becoming the pastor 8:14
@aspa3318
@aspa3318 3 года назад
I can only imagine how hard they were laughing when they were recording these lines
@chairmanwario
@chairmanwario 9 лет назад
6:46 My favorite Ellis story.
@maliwanzero7239
@maliwanzero7239 3 года назад
10 bucks a susho
@theonlyjer
@theonlyjer 5 лет назад
*After the last mission* Ellis: So I guess we got time now. The Others: (groan) Ellis: So Keith was on the roof of that buildin' I was tellin' y'all about, and the police came with a helicopter lot like this one here...
@IllHandleThis
@IllHandleThis 4 года назад
Hahaha 😂
@Exmachinagamma
@Exmachinagamma 4 года назад
*Deep inhale “I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith...
@ryankoopacanada
@ryankoopacanada 4 года назад
I’d love hear all of his stories 😁😆
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад
@@ryankoopacanada petition for valve to make a full collection of short stories based on Ellis and Keith's Adventures
@ryankoopacanada
@ryankoopacanada 3 года назад
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 YESSSSSSSS :D
@chippy82577
@chippy82577 3 года назад
I was just introduced to this man minutes ago and since we're from the same place I'm obligated to love him. Pls he's so funny. These stories are great.
@VonSnuggles1412
@VonSnuggles1412 3 года назад
I love ellis so fucking much. We need him as a promo character in games. And I'd love to have him round in everyday life and in the apocalypse
@halfi593
@halfi593 6 лет назад
Ellis seems like a guy I would love to spend time with.
@null418
@null418 3 года назад
You? We*
@printedmedal
@printedmedal 3 года назад
We? Us*
@SerperiorChaos
@SerperiorChaos Год назад
@@printedmedal Us? Everyone
@H3L1X4X1S
@H3L1X4X1S Год назад
@@SerperiorChaos except coach, rochelle, and nick
@BeyondBeauty-p9e
@BeyondBeauty-p9e 7 месяцев назад
​@@SerperiorChaoseveryone? Everybody
@illafunevilla1005
@illafunevilla1005 10 лет назад
i bet keith is hitting his head against the wall saying "shut up ellis"
@illafunevilla1005
@illafunevilla1005 10 лет назад
I think the comment is just a "out of the boredom" moment. So best to ignore that one before it chains.
@thegangsterwombat512
@thegangsterwombat512 10 лет назад
99 Barrels of Mead.
@thesinner6167
@thesinner6167 4 года назад
Im listing but i think on pancakes
@white_mochi
@white_mochi 3 года назад
@@thesinner6167 w h a t
@Stolskai
@Stolskai 2 года назад
It's not the fact that he keeps getting cut off that makes me feel pain, its the fact it's always just as the story reaches it's peak.
@NTARMA
@NTARMA 3 года назад
"I ever tell you bout' that one time Keith and me tried to steal a monkey from a Zoo" "monkey shit covering 90% of his body"
@spoderman9417
@spoderman9417 8 лет назад
Watch this video 3 times with headphones.You started to hearing Ellis' stories in your brain.
@DivineThug
@DivineThug 8 лет назад
wow your right
@fomod_
@fomod_ 8 лет назад
that's why the others don't want him to tell stories
@carstan1173
@carstan1173 6 лет назад
I just need to listen once.
@AbdefFable1
@AbdefFable1 8 лет назад
wait. . .did he say his buddy keith was stabbed by a homeless Klu Klux Klan member
@Lee.M.D
@Lee.M.D 7 лет назад
XD
@wateroak6105
@wateroak6105 7 лет назад
Prob
@teddybearlol9728
@teddybearlol9728 7 лет назад
Kkk was supposed to be Kool kids klub
@sethdizon-gt355
@sethdizon-gt355 7 лет назад
KOOL KIDS KLUB*
@teddybearlol9728
@teddybearlol9728 7 лет назад
Sethdizon -gt what
@TheDemonicChaotic
@TheDemonicChaotic 6 месяцев назад
GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH THIS VIDEO
@harveyanimations8974
@harveyanimations8974 Год назад
I like to think that between campaigns, like on Virgil’s boat and helicopters and stuff. All the survivors are sitting and talking and Ellis goes on chatting about Keith without being interrupted
@xCobaltRainx
@xCobaltRainx 10 лет назад
It'd be so awesome if in Left 4 Dead 3 you play as Keith.
@Anths_art
@Anths_art 2 года назад
Naw Keith gonna be a special infected based on what happened to that mf💀💀
@costinmyr3l265
@costinmyr3l265 7 лет назад
his stories are kinda cool to listen :)
@worm4429
@worm4429 7 лет назад
i play solo and yell at coms when they interupt him XD
@MDBYSL
@MDBYSL 2 года назад
I've been playing this game for over a decade and I'm crying laughing today at the ghost story. Masterpiece.
@davidbailey6917
@davidbailey6917 Год назад
I hope that L4D3 will have Keith, Whitaker, Virgil, and John and Amanda Slater. Maybe we will get to see Jacob, Sergeant Downey, Jeff and Annie, Sergeant Hendricks and his squad from the Sacrifice comics.
@weedGato
@weedGato 4 месяца назад
If they are making keith playable they gotta add ellis stories
@nihilisticpancakeface6553
@nihilisticpancakeface6553 6 лет назад
4:32 it seems ellis has a memory problem where he associates keith in the situation where he wasn't at. sure maybe 1-3 of those stories where true but maybe most of them are what some of his other friends besides keith did
@screamsinrussian5773
@screamsinrussian5773 6 лет назад
what if keith doesn't exist? maybe he is slowly losing his sanity?
@rollfizzlebeef5384
@rollfizzlebeef5384 6 лет назад
Maybe it’s his way to cope with the zombie apocalypse.
@screamsinrussian5773
@screamsinrussian5773 6 лет назад
probably
@jumpingbarista6486
@jumpingbarista6486 5 лет назад
Someone asked Gabe Newell if Keith was real, he just said that video game characters aren’t real, so Keith isn’t real.
@IllHandleThis
@IllHandleThis 4 года назад
[screams in Russian] He is. He was actually going to be a playable character but got discarded. You can see his skin if you google it. 😉
@ChosenOfBane
@ChosenOfBane 8 лет назад
Oh man Ellis is the best person in left 4 dead 2. His stories crack me up so good
@shadow_wesker6666
@shadow_wesker6666 8 лет назад
My favorite character is ellis and he always will be it
@elhuevo7274
@elhuevo7274 4 года назад
2020 and I still love listening this?
@daveytur424
@daveytur424 3 года назад
10 years ago all them story’s were annoying but now in 2020 their divine
@Mcjello216
@Mcjello216 3 года назад
yes
@FearlessJames
@FearlessJames 8 лет назад
He's too friggin adorable!
@Zabeth238
@Zabeth238 8 лет назад
ELLIS ALWAYS BEEN ADORABLE EVER SINCE!!!!!
@masonrobertstv5917
@masonrobertstv5917 7 лет назад
DID I EVER TELL YOU 'BOUT THE TIME ME AND MY BUDDY KEITH-
@averylowqualitycarcrash6354
@averylowqualitycarcrash6354 7 лет назад
Mason RobertsTV, can this wait?
@costinmyr3l265
@costinmyr3l265 7 лет назад
Ellis,let's make a shut up contest,ready? 3.2.1 START this is my favorite Nick quote xD
@peytongarvey1119
@peytongarvey1119 7 лет назад
RAW-Gamer my favorite nick quote is when Rochelle dies, "well there goes repopulating the earth"
@HylianKnight02
@HylianKnight02 6 лет назад
Ellis, is this really the best time?
@Guy-ib6dk
@Guy-ib6dk 6 лет назад
And, your point is?
@Gojiguy45
@Gojiguy45 4 года назад
2:51 Is my favorite Keith Story.
@fatpizza7810
@fatpizza7810 3 года назад
Let's be honest, we all wish we had a friend like Ellis.
@Evzone1821
@Evzone1821 12 лет назад
Tell me more Grandpa Ellis!!
@BradTR
@BradTR 8 лет назад
KFC, Keith Fired Chicken
@aaronhansraj.alexnder6536
@aaronhansraj.alexnder6536 7 лет назад
Aaarno
@sweet.banana117
@sweet.banana117 7 лет назад
Hulk You are a godamn genius
@Suplexcity69
@Suplexcity69 3 года назад
How will chicken get a job now?
@Coolgirl-bk1uo
@Coolgirl-bk1uo 3 года назад
Oh
@saturniidspectre
@saturniidspectre 3 года назад
He DIDN'T fire the chicken, that was the whole problem.
@sethleoric2598
@sethleoric2598 3 года назад
Holy crap Jerma did a perfect impression
@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 3 года назад
Lmao
@DJ_Kuri
@DJ_Kuri 4 года назад
“Home made bumpercars with riding lawnmowers” sir. You have invented a sport
@christopherfischer6998
@christopherfischer6998 4 года назад
I always purposely chose not to play as Ellis to get the immersion that I would be going through the zombie apocalypse with him as a partner. Dude is my spirit animal
@Combine_Gaming21
@Combine_Gaming21 Месяц назад
If I ever got stuck with Ellis during a zombie apocalypse, I would never get bored of his stories 😂
@binoluninia
@binoluninia 11 месяцев назад
It’s been 13 years but I always come back to this LOL
@diweyproduction5861
@diweyproduction5861 8 лет назад
Keith sounds awesome af!
@Crowdedaudience
@Crowdedaudience 8 лет назад
Yea right I would like to be his friends and be like Ellis and tell stories all the time
@Deadlykita
@Deadlykita 5 лет назад
5:13 sounds like a story you would tell at Thanksgiving dinner
@Cereal-Designated-Question
@Cereal-Designated-Question 2 года назад
Who else is coming back to this in 2021?
@mikeycapsncr
@mikeycapsncr 2 года назад
Imagine if Ellis was secretly the one doing this stuff in his stories he tells around when the green flu first hit, but when he meets Coach, Rochelle, and Nick, he knows he can’t survive without them, and as to not freak out his new allies, he made up Keith as a way to hide the truth in a believable way, but slowly as time progressed he started going crazy and actually started believing Keith was real and that Keith was the one doing all these crazy stunts and such in each story, but Ellis.
@MusaidAbdullah
@MusaidAbdullah 7 лет назад
I E V E R T E L L Y O U ' B O U T M Y B U D D Y K E I T H
@sushi9100
@sushi9100 9 лет назад
Well apparently Keith is Chuck Norris , or Ellis just keeps his remains in a jar :T
@Shadow0Heart1
@Shadow0Heart1 9 лет назад
HetaliaGirl23 keith is chuck norris
@sushi9100
@sushi9100 9 лет назад
Shadow0Heart1 YUSH
@conecto3027
@conecto3027 8 лет назад
or, he sounds like nick
@kaitojordan6669
@kaitojordan6669 3 года назад
Ellis: did I ever tell you about the time my stories were uploaded on the internet? Nick: shut up Ellis!
@soaringsquid0.129
@soaringsquid0.129 4 года назад
Could his stories be a coping mechanism for the fact that Kieth actually died?
@logannottheonefrommarvel9917
@logannottheonefrommarvel9917 5 лет назад
I would love to be stuck in traffic with only Ellis in the car telling me stories to pass the time
@IAt0m1xI
@IAt0m1xI 6 лет назад
I could listen to this guy all day. Where is part 2?
@naderlokk2570
@naderlokk2570 2 года назад
If they add any other characters in Back 4 Blood one should be Keith, I wanna see peoples reactions if one of his lines are "You know my friend Ellis..."
@Ghost741SC
@Ghost741SC 2 года назад
I'm glad that Ellis have high patience for everyone when they are telling him to stopping telling his stories
@MonkeyShark
@MonkeyShark 5 лет назад
Valve counting in kindergarten: 1 2 2 Episode 2 Card Game
@saturniidspectre
@saturniidspectre 3 года назад
Card game?
@govinlock8568
@govinlock8568 3 года назад
@@saturniidspectre Artifact, a Dota 2 card game. It is generally accepted as worst game Valve ever made
@ivaartemiev
@ivaartemiev 8 лет назад
Gotta admit,all 8 survivors are great,but damn i love Ellis n´ Nick xD
@peytongarvey1119
@peytongarvey1119 7 лет назад
Neko Miki 7/8 survivors are great. I hate rochelle
@danndidntask4057
@danndidntask4057 6 лет назад
Seymour Redding *7
@svstxtic
@svstxtic 6 лет назад
Jacob Seed all of them are great but I fucking hate rochelle.
@warmike
@warmike 4 года назад
And Francis.
@null418
@null418 3 года назад
@@danndidntask4057 4+4 = 8 ok
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 2 месяца назад
Keith sounds like the kind of guy who survives all this shit and then dies because he fell from the bed a little weird and just breaks his neck
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