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The CP Podcast: Sriracha, UFO Sightings & The Life Cycle 

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What up! This week, we discuss the Thanksgiving cooking, CP talks about possibly seeing a UFO. We also discuss the world's heaviest person and breaking the life cycle.
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@b.williamsjr277
@b.williamsjr277 7 месяцев назад
In the All Def multiverse CP is the only cat that I don't eventually bail on when he's solo.
@DameSoWavyVevo
@DameSoWavyVevo 7 месяцев назад
Facts i rocks with kev kraig Patrick cloud too
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 6 месяцев назад
I Guiltily felt away about this recently... cuz I got 2 CP 4rm Tahir & Pat... but let's be honest "imma pound"
@juwop254
@juwop254 6 месяцев назад
CP & Kraig really carrying the torch
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 6 месяцев назад
Kraig is funny af
@Hinokami777
@Hinokami777 6 месяцев назад
@@ChuckaVsTheWorldI used to watch damn internet you scary all the time but for some reason it couldn’t keep my attention anymore I feel like the topics aren’t gravitating. They used to have conspiracy corner but stopped. I think that’s why I prefer CP now he talk about the shit others don’t so try the conspiracies
@kennyfalcone
@kennyfalcone 7 месяцев назад
Sriracha on the Yams is a felony offense for thanksgiving 😂
@UmiEarthGoddess
@UmiEarthGoddess 7 месяцев назад
I mean…I’m glad I’m not the only one. I cannot conceptualize that. I low key want to make it to satisfy my curiosity.
@justusortiz8746
@justusortiz8746 7 месяцев назад
It’s fire. Sweet heat
@mefilmmaking
@mefilmmaking 7 месяцев назад
THANK YOU
@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5
@hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii5 7 месяцев назад
@@justusortiz8746sweet heat is for chicken wings, not candied yams
@MsMakeba
@MsMakeba 6 месяцев назад
​@@justusortiz8746 It sounds like the move....I'm heading to Grocery Outlet tomorrow to see what it's fuh 😅🍬🔥
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 7 месяцев назад
I saw CP this weekend in Sacramento at Laughs Unlimited he wasn't performing but he came out to support Tahir after his show!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👀
@Zeal808
@Zeal808 7 месяцев назад
Doope!
@NannaP27
@NannaP27 7 месяцев назад
🎵🎵He's a maniac, maniac on the floooor!!🎵🎵 Happy early Thanksgiving to all you guys!!❤❤
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 7 месяцев назад
For some reason I was thinking it was a beautiful morning😂💜
@autumnantonette6896
@autumnantonette6896 7 месяцев назад
Lmao! I love when he sings that😂😂😂
@MrYoungbreezy82
@MrYoungbreezy82 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@nobodyexceptme7794
@nobodyexceptme7794 7 месяцев назад
Turning a hamster into an MJ lyrics w/ some fireworks is......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MsMakeba
@MsMakeba 6 месяцев назад
I'm surprised they didn't call the people on me because I HOLLERED! 😂😂😂
@first_class_fly
@first_class_fly 7 месяцев назад
"You Lucky I Don't Put Some Peanut Butter On A Firecracker."🤣🤣🤣
@melvinflynt2348
@melvinflynt2348 7 месяцев назад
One of the few shows I can hit the like button before I watch it because the show is always good 💯
@jmg8730
@jmg8730 7 месяцев назад
Word.
@cavhaynes
@cavhaynes 7 месяцев назад
“…a Michael Jackson lyric” -CP 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
@tingwooh
@tingwooh 7 месяцев назад
“His taxi use to stank, but he was cool asl” 😭😭😭😭
@datdammdb
@datdammdb 7 месяцев назад
When CP sung tht lion king I died frfr😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
@MsJaniece
@MsJaniece 7 месяцев назад
A turkey hitting like biscuits is wild lmao
@thepoloranger420
@thepoloranger420 7 месяцев назад
This really became my favorite pod! Seen this and clicked immediately
@houstonclubdigital9121
@houstonclubdigital9121 7 месяцев назад
“U better be THE FUCK OFF these peoples pumps” will never not be funny 💀💀
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 7 месяцев назад
‘We need to treat turkey like crab’ put it on my tombstone
@Carolina-zo9io
@Carolina-zo9io 6 месяцев назад
Aye Cp, I am from South Carolina, It was about 6 years ago that I me and one of my dogs were standing outside burning one and we seen a UFO that was very similar to what you seen. The one that we saw was about 80- 100 yards long, lights that formed a shape reminiscent of a dragon fly. It made the noise of 20 helicopters. But when when each asked our peoples if they heard all of the noise they all said that they heard nothing. It was like they had some sort of noise cancelling technology.. It was a wild day. If I didn't have a witness with me I would've thought I was trippin. And we are not very far from Shaw Airforce Base, so it could've been the military testing some shit that they just built... Who knows??
@NateDFunkt
@NateDFunkt 7 месяцев назад
"If y'all murdered someone, let us know in the comments below..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@MsMakeba
@MsMakeba 6 месяцев назад
I definitely wondered about statutes of limitations when he said it! 🤣🤣🤣 #OneTwoThreeFoFIF 👩🏾‍⚖️
@NateDFunkt
@NateDFunkt 6 месяцев назад
@@MsMakeba FiiiiiiiiiiiiF!!!! PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@kitashawillis118
@kitashawillis118 7 месяцев назад
Sending that hometown love ❤from the 313, DETROIT UP IN HERE!! CP, WHAT UP, DOE??!!
@tunit33k
@tunit33k 7 месяцев назад
WE IN HERE!!! 🛸👽🛸
@marcusmack4628
@marcusmack4628 7 месяцев назад
Siracha & yams is WILD
@tazz6343
@tazz6343 7 месяцев назад
I just spoke the show up 💯🤣 u right on time I was waiting wit my blunt
@gaetanadixon333
@gaetanadixon333 6 месяцев назад
The Umbrella Academy is good! Especially the first season.
@ryanjohnson8614
@ryanjohnson8614 7 месяцев назад
I hope heaven got a GameStop 😂
@BrodieLTW
@BrodieLTW 7 месяцев назад
At 11:24 when Amir says “those. Wings on the left…. I’m into that”. I instantly thought that he been kickin it with Tony Baker. Lol
@NannaP27
@NannaP27 6 месяцев назад
He does produce all of Tony's content so that'd make sense😂😂😂
@cterry511
@cterry511 7 месяцев назад
That's aa dump cake playa.. Cobbler has a crust..
@missjoseph85
@missjoseph85 6 месяцев назад
Love to see Maye laugh 🥰
@hamady08
@hamady08 7 месяцев назад
That Sriracha Yams convo had me bout pissed Maya
@NaajiRahmbah
@NaajiRahmbah 7 месяцев назад
On a side note: I’m ordering one of them Greenberg’s for Christmas 👽
@sharronjohnson6592
@sharronjohnson6592 7 месяцев назад
In Jerusalem, when they graduate high school, male and female must go into the military, we saw young people in full military uniform carrying large high power guns.
@CassCream
@CassCream 7 месяцев назад
Talking about the 1400 lb man. Maya: wow CP: his knees gone! Amir: this 🥷🏽 got a elephant leg CP: this 🥷🏽...pause, this 🥷🏽 walking around on two hot water tanks Hahahahaha what was that exchange? I'm weak 🤣🤣🤣
@SilverSkywalker
@SilverSkywalker 7 месяцев назад
Right on time!!
@emeraldemigo
@emeraldemigo 7 месяцев назад
💣😂😂😂"anybody who ever killed somebody let me know in the comments"
@pcdrippgawwd5153
@pcdrippgawwd5153 7 месяцев назад
Omg I love siracha... The authentic ish hit different
@ballinbabyjesus2342
@ballinbabyjesus2342 7 месяцев назад
What CP saw was most likely the starlink satellites
@jeremiahturner1573
@jeremiahturner1573 6 месяцев назад
Best intro song! Do your thing black man
@SoReady78
@SoReady78 7 месяцев назад
CP wyt ppl voices is hilarious
@darkprincess1366
@darkprincess1366 6 месяцев назад
CP and Danny Brown both got fire ass opening theme songs and they both from Detroit and are pisces! I love it
@riznellousfactory
@riznellousfactory 7 месяцев назад
He ate the cheese balls out of existence 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joshuamitchell1477
@joshuamitchell1477 7 месяцев назад
Man this notification came at the perfect time
@VybeLordTony
@VybeLordTony 7 месяцев назад
Nah this one funny af lol😂
@knesecary
@knesecary 7 месяцев назад
Hit, Hit, Cruuushhh!
@blu708
@blu708 7 месяцев назад
me n my rolling tray is first 💙
@DO3Gaming
@DO3Gaming 7 месяцев назад
Right here with u
@LoniLoni11
@LoniLoni11 7 месяцев назад
That vulture article spoke about how he kicked her in her face and that incident along with other resulted in memory loss. That man is a wicked wicked man to many people and God is going to make sure he get all that he is due.
@lightbear939
@lightbear939 7 месяцев назад
Lmaooo Maye cold she really did fuck his day up with that commercial
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 7 месяцев назад
2:28 that's exactly how you do it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥰she knows what she was doing for sure because a couple years ago my mom had to be honest and say this is the best turkey she ever had and it's hard for my mom to say that I did anything that has to do with cooking better than her... so now I make the turkey every year
@ShiningLight411
@ShiningLight411 7 месяцев назад
That’s called Mother manipulation!😂😂😂😂 “Wow! You’re so good at this. You should make this from now on!” I’m just kidding!👀👀👀
@naturalscratcher9498
@naturalscratcher9498 7 месяцев назад
@@ShiningLight411 not my mom if she can outdo somebody then she'll out do them anytime she's never honest and says something is better than hers🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰
@copaseticarts9067
@copaseticarts9067 7 месяцев назад
Peach cobbler should be from scratch 😂 🤷🏾‍♂️
@user-hg8uu7lj9p
@user-hg8uu7lj9p 7 месяцев назад
“Every thanksgiving I like to play Red Dead Redemption” 😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣😭😭😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭🤣😂
@liondragon2815
@liondragon2815 7 месяцев назад
Been working like damn I need some to listen to today, here you go 💪🏽
@DRUMPLAY
@DRUMPLAY 7 месяцев назад
crushcrushcrush 😂😂😂
@DOOHEKI
@DOOHEKI 7 месяцев назад
You saw starlink Elon Musk company lol
@KashWill9
@KashWill9 7 месяцев назад
Elon fcking the ufo community up with those satellites 😂
@TheDirector_
@TheDirector_ 7 месяцев назад
Cp comin through💪🏾 on this slow ahh work day 🙄
@TheKuroKing
@TheKuroKing 6 месяцев назад
I love that Reggie Bo callback 😂😂 brrrat tack tack tacky tack
@Mrbinklepop
@Mrbinklepop 7 месяцев назад
If you're looking for a pretty decent alien movie, "No One Will Save You".
@halo-august3452
@halo-august3452 6 месяцев назад
My Family And I Watched That A Couple Of Days Ago. I Agree, It's A Good Suggestion.
@zjokmclin2979
@zjokmclin2979 7 месяцев назад
I be watching the fuck out of these at work.
@tworlds6788
@tworlds6788 7 месяцев назад
Man, those dump cakes be easy to make and 🔥
@mtowns24
@mtowns24 7 месяцев назад
Jamaican jerk turkey wings are fire. 🔥 😅
@colbymitchell9543
@colbymitchell9543 6 месяцев назад
Aye mane they ass was supposed to be dying off the Goku punch! Lol! #cpeep
@BigHomieRell313
@BigHomieRell313 7 месяцев назад
What up doe!!
@bmobrad
@bmobrad 7 месяцев назад
Best pod in the world
@BlackWeldgod
@BlackWeldgod 7 месяцев назад
All right now let me listen 🎧 and weld this project together real quick
@D2_drama
@D2_drama 6 месяцев назад
thank yu CP don't let them make us choose sides on issues we don't kno shit about
@wade13murphy
@wade13murphy 7 месяцев назад
Being from Seattle I had never even heard of this dude or seen him and his superhero crew, but there was an ex MMA fighter here that went by the name of Phoenix Jones that fought crime up here. AKA picked fights with drunk people outside of bars
@tyemiajones1731
@tyemiajones1731 7 месяцев назад
The One life to live part. There is an episode of X- Files, where there are three people that are born in the same day, and I think one is a murderer and kills the other one and themselves. And it keeps repeating in different times. But then the last person is always liiiiike the detective that's always too late. And the murderer always tells the detective they're ALWAYS TOO LATE. I only caught the middle to the end of that episode. But it always intrigued me.
@MarnellStrickland
@MarnellStrickland 7 месяцев назад
😳 did u just make me wanna time travel & watch X files lbs 😅
@DO3Gaming
@DO3Gaming 7 месяцев назад
Came for the flapjacks cp
@mr.washington780
@mr.washington780 6 месяцев назад
Bro shows really be authentic af
@ChuckaVsTheWorld
@ChuckaVsTheWorld 6 месяцев назад
Holy shit I just messaged Cp about True Detective lol Wtf
@jeraemy0705
@jeraemy0705 7 месяцев назад
Cp brah them lights you seen might be starlink. We be seeing them all the time out here in the Bay.
@nophilter
@nophilter 7 месяцев назад
Siracha on yams sounds wiiiild
@MichaelGee-zs3xr
@MichaelGee-zs3xr 6 месяцев назад
1:06 time is an illusion guys!
@prolounger4639
@prolounger4639 6 месяцев назад
I did turkey wings this yr lol
@nobodyexceptme7794
@nobodyexceptme7794 7 месяцев назад
Funniest Seal reference I've heard in a minute
@juanla5243
@juanla5243 7 месяцев назад
Maye so pretty!
@jonnyworl190
@jonnyworl190 7 месяцев назад
I was lucky enough to pick up Sriracha. I'm just mad I only picked up one.
@combatveteran240
@combatveteran240 7 месяцев назад
shes crazy with that sriracha and candied yams...disgusting
@feliphaturner468
@feliphaturner468 7 месяцев назад
Movie Concept! : what if there’s a world where if you kill someone, and when you die, you wake back up in there life 🤔so maybe you’re a hit man or agent and your killed and you’re back as this person and you still gotta fulfill that mission 🤔
@Chase802
@Chase802 6 месяцев назад
I think CP saw the Starlink satellites, it’s a lot of videos similar to what you saw of star link
@rparks2000
@rparks2000 7 месяцев назад
What up doe weoples.
@dinodelic3459
@dinodelic3459 7 месяцев назад
...the mighty fryer😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RealEricNelson
@RealEricNelson 7 месяцев назад
OGs
@thomasm2161
@thomasm2161 6 месяцев назад
Don't see how you can't see going back in time so how can believe go in future
@DkimDatDude
@DkimDatDude 7 месяцев назад
1:01 No think about as each persons time line is their own time line. If you get killed by someone who dies after you, it does not matter when they pass. You live your time line. They are not shared time lines, if im understanding correctly
@ShiningLight411
@ShiningLight411 7 месяцев назад
Siracha is SOOOOO good!!!
@mefilmmaking
@mefilmmaking 7 месяцев назад
🔥🔥🔥🔥
@SandersAli
@SandersAli 6 месяцев назад
Don’t nobody want no damn sriracha yams w/ caramel what is that
@JaDedby88
@JaDedby88 7 месяцев назад
A pepsi slushieee!!
@bigj1233
@bigj1233 7 месяцев назад
The ufo sighting Sounds like the starlink satellite, was lucky enough to see it couple of times, working in the Gulf of Mexico .
@keliefhassan2259
@keliefhassan2259 6 месяцев назад
What is the difference between the child soldiers and ROTC
@mpick26
@mpick26 2 месяца назад
Aaww my niqqa came to Sac while I was outta country 😮fuuuuuuh. Hit the 916 again bruh, we need laughs
@daveycaine
@daveycaine 7 месяцев назад
🛸
@thewettestsock
@thewettestsock 6 месяцев назад
Cp got a thing with hurting dogs lol
@frenchryah221
@frenchryah221 7 месяцев назад
Y'all putting STRAIGHT CARAMEL on yams?
@UmiEarthGoddess
@UmiEarthGoddess 7 месяцев назад
That’s what I said ☠️
@kangjames6227
@kangjames6227 6 месяцев назад
I only killed one person in self defense. It was my brother in law and no he doesn't follow me no where. I've only had 1 dream with him in it and it was like old times...
@Mrbinklepop
@Mrbinklepop 7 месяцев назад
All this talk about super heroes, but lets not forget Phoenix Jones. Dude was out there fighting crime and then ...
@willie417
@willie417 7 месяцев назад
Red Dead Redemption 2 Good Game, But! there was something about those NPCs in that game that didn't feel right, I played a few games too, the one's in GTA wasn't like the ones in RR2 maybe it's just me😏
@bmobrad
@bmobrad 7 месяцев назад
CRUSH😂🫵🏾🦿
@Jakewhodoe
@Jakewhodoe 6 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kruuushhhh!
@askewviewer37
@askewviewer37 7 месяцев назад
Umbrella Academy….. Garbola Juice 🚮
@Bryaniskey
@Bryaniskey 7 месяцев назад
But why would you go to hell if you didn't like your life, you should go to heaven to show you a better time. I don't know just thinking 🤔
@destinyx4067
@destinyx4067 7 месяцев назад
CP i think you saw elon musk's satellite, i forget what it's called but it looks like a huge ass long string of lights, i seen it liiiike maybe 2 months ago, literally pulled over to try and take a pic but it was gone, circled the block and everything lol. i went home n told my bf abt it, we googled it and yeah. it was def that stupid satellite. looked wild tho
@dangskippy
@dangskippy 7 месяцев назад
Gta 6 was supposed to come out 5 years ago
@first_class_fly
@first_class_fly 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂
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