The CP Podcast: The Conspiracy Chart, Missing Planes & What The Blind Sees

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What up! We have a long episode for you all this week. This week, we take a look at a conspiracy chart and discuss some of the topics listed. We also touch on attraction and relationships. Do you think Stevie Wonder is actually blind? Do you think Flight 370 was taken by UFOs? Always the questions.
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30 янв 2024

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@jarelington 4 месяца назад

Maye's "Oh HAAAAAAAY" took me out 🤣😂🤣

@juanla5243 4 месяца назад

Yoooooooo im at wrk crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kitashawillis118 4 месяца назад

Her version of TURNT UP IS HILARIOUS 😂 😃!! "CHAMPAGNE!!"

@NateDFunkt 4 месяца назад

STRAIGHT UP! I thought they had let someone else into the studio! 😂😂😂

@Zeal808 4 месяца назад

😂😂🤣

@TotallyTas 4 месяца назад

Took me otttttttttt 😂

@LyricEmmanuel 4 месяца назад

"Oh Haaaaaay" 😂😂😂 loved seeing that side of Maye

@JaDedby88 4 месяца назад

Yes!! 😂

@melvinflynt2348 4 месяца назад

The Jordan peele ohh child remix was on point. When we hear it on a new movie he better give cp his credit

@Hinokami777 4 месяца назад

Shid put CP in the movie he’d be a great comic relief in a thriller kinda like Rob in Get Out!

@melvinflynt2348 4 месяца назад

@@Hinokami777 no lie told 👍

@brejohnson5850 4 месяца назад

Why can I picture it as he is saying it too

@Boricua_QPajo7612 4 месяца назад

When you thought you were having a bad day and CP comes with the sweep in his arms. My hero! 😅

@cterry511 4 месяца назад

Beginning to wait for these now

@DHB2 4 месяца назад

Welcome back to the CP podcast, hosted by CP where we talk about the shit CP wanna talk about 😂😂

@brandonthompson6094 4 месяца назад

The ball is tipped

@Zeal808 4 месяца назад

Oh haaay

@mefilmmaking 4 месяца назад

Top 5 FAV Comedians of all time 💯

@kitashawillis118 4 месяца назад

WHAT UP, DOE??!! SENDING THAT HOMETOWN LOVE FROM THE 313, DETROIT!!

@siryoung4543 4 месяца назад

Always good timing 💪🏽 like this if youre watching while at work

@krystalification1 4 месяца назад

Maye’s oh heyyyy was even funnier when CP started laughing 😂 😂😂

@tyronesimon3742 4 месяца назад

Yall should do a whole show breaking down Idiocracy. Its definitely a dope movie that's very relevant to these times.

@kitashawillis118 4 месяца назад

Maye is having a ball this episode!!😂

@donphilly2159 4 месяца назад

What is her full name?? she's cute

@kitashawillis118 4 месяца назад

I'm not sure. She's recently married. Her RU-vid page is Maye Muses or Mayes Muse. It should be on there

@Hinokami777 4 месяца назад

@@donphilly2159she’s married relax ……

@Hinokami777 4 месяца назад

I never seen her laugh this hard she must’ve did some DMT before shooting the show lol!

@kitashawillis118 4 месяца назад

@@Hinokami777 I was going to say the exact same thing, lol. Micro-dosing???🤔🤔

@tevinshaw75 4 месяца назад

Made my morning at work so much better, shout out to the whole gang 🤘

@BigHomieRell313 4 месяца назад

Mya not expecting rappers to get old is funny af 😂

@TamiaPeach 4 месяца назад

She’s not wrong 😂

@hamady08 4 месяца назад

12:58 "Hardly TAAALK" had me literally cryin 😭

@tunit33k 4 месяца назад

WE IN HERE!!! 👽🛸👽

@TheHomieUG 4 месяца назад

It don’t feel right if I don’t see this comment. Ahahah!+++

@halo-august3452 4 месяца назад

@@TheHomieUG Same 😂

@tunit33k 4 месяца назад

🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

@SheisB515 4 месяца назад

Time to roll up 😎

@tnt2324 4 месяца назад

I lol when Mya doubled down on her love for horses 😆

@soulrich9969 4 месяца назад

Am I the only one that starts to freestyle when intro hit!?!

@donguapo7862 4 месяца назад

This convo about relationships is on point and make me appreciate my lady 1. We got similar interests/ hobbies 2. There things I like that she doesn't and things she likes that I don't and we support in both

@PatB6788 4 месяца назад

The Jorden peele slow down was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@blu708 4 месяца назад

i wanna smoke with cp, the way his mind makes such great stories/conversations 😂

@thomasoglesby8303 4 месяца назад

Drop everything when my boy come through with the new video...

@MsMatt1720 4 месяца назад

Mya twistout is 🔥🔥🔥 Come through Wife and mutha!🥰👶🏾

@LivinMyJeffLife 4 месяца назад

That Intro gets me every time😎👀

@SSpectacular 4 месяца назад

Maye was clearly buzzing on this episode and I’m here for it 🤣🤣🤣

@hevxhev 4 месяца назад

👽 y'all always drop at the perfect time 🫶🏽

@GoldenRadioHour 4 месяца назад

Sweet, the CP podcast! Where CP talks about things CP wants to talk about because it's CP's podcast. And I'm here for it.

@nobodyexceptme7794 4 месяца назад

Lol the Jordan Peele Some day trailer! 😂😂😂

@anywherexcam1003 4 месяца назад

I was off work until today so I waited to watch the ep. Its my favorite way to steal time

@darnellc6612 4 месяца назад

"Oohh heeeey" 😂😂 a glimpse of ratchett in Maya I love it

@kinganimation912 4 месяца назад

An hour and 30 min is crazy 🔥 boutta warm up my left over Popeyes from last night 😂

@JaDedby88 4 месяца назад

I always save my dinner for cp podcast 😂 you're not alone

@kinganimation912 4 месяца назад

@@JaDedby88 what’s crazy is I was eating the exact same thing he ate at the end of the show 😂 delivery and all..them buy one get one free wings was too good

@JaDedby88 4 месяца назад

@@kinganimation912 dang lol great minds think alike!!

@Jujizzle915 4 месяца назад

CP came in with the HOUSE MUSIC FOOTWORK MIX 🤣🤣

@jessicapatrickjessicataylo5285 4 месяца назад

The intro rap by cp is talent at its best!!! Bravo cp!!!

@Smileyyy4547 3 месяца назад

5:23, Jordan Peele version of “Ooh child” 🎶HILARIOUSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SunShineShawnie 4 месяца назад

When CP said “They only speak tilapia”

@Swish_God 4 месяца назад

Jordan Peele - Someday 🤣😂

@knowledggeborn5697 4 месяца назад

The 1st "successful" human neurolink implant, how many unsuccessful attempts are they not publicizing?

@siryoung4543 4 месяца назад

I’ve always had a crush on Mya Rudolph

@HippieGoals 4 месяца назад

Yerrrrr

@PuRPbaRbi 4 месяца назад

The Drake impersonation with the Jamaican accent had me choked😂😂😂 That was sooo left field😂

@JinoqoMojo 4 месяца назад

This needs to be a TV show !

@ce46 4 месяца назад

I been waiting for this bro lol thank you!!!!

@offdawall909 4 месяца назад

We need a Billy Carson collab 4x👀

@nobodyexceptme7794 4 месяца назад

It would be fun as hell, but it would be so many inconsistencies bruh....them tablets are not real. 😆I feel like Billy has good intentions and has definitely taken time to study certain things and research certain info, but he doesn't seem to check the validity or history of some of these things he brings up. Buddy confidently be talking about Antarctic expeditions etc but then u research and u see whatever "diary" was actually just a book written by someone not related to the family of the person at all, etc.

@illmaticnj1991 4 месяца назад

Cp you will love idiocracy!! Owen Wilson and Maya Rudolf

@Courageous_Conversations 4 месяца назад

CP is HILARIOUS.

@shannon_not_so_bland 4 месяца назад

The Jordan Peele version of ooh child is spot on 🤣

@jamilwest417 4 месяца назад

Dough boy and Lil Chris got arrested on Boyz N Da Hood during that song.

@riznellousfactory 4 месяца назад

@48:06 lol ok mya 😂😂😂😂

@andrearchieii6357 4 месяца назад

My grandma is legally blind she explained to me she sees like a backlight.

@murphalou 4 месяца назад

I can't believe they haven't seen Idiocracy

@soulrich9969 4 месяца назад

I do the same thing when ppl say they haven’t seen Idiocracy

@farenzeks437 4 месяца назад

..Moet -Oh heeeeeyy! 😂😂😂😂

@mekaashley5085 4 месяца назад

CP’s face when Maya said oh heyyyy

@senecaxo7607 4 месяца назад

i live for these videos w the whole crew! but omggg cp is so hilarious.. him reading the dm had me rollinggggg. it reminded me of earthquami video cause i was crying w that video. anywho, thanks for always making my wednesday lunch breaks manageable!

@Hinokami777 20 дней назад

Damn you fine and facts

@Jujizzle915 4 месяца назад

Missed the LIVE but I always watch the podcast 💯 👽

@sharronjohnson6592 4 месяца назад

They’re are going keep you out the ship half way there 😂😂

@RayDickulousness 4 месяца назад

Hahahaha that list of people tho 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@sharronjohnson6592 4 месяца назад

I would shut my daughter’s eyes when she was sleep I thought it would hurt her, also she walked in her sleep when she was five. I was so happy she grew out of that.

@jScD 4 месяца назад

That Jordan Peele shit was funny af

@larrypryor9391 4 месяца назад

Any movie with a Mr Scarface cameo is an instant classic

@OvSpP 4 месяца назад

C to the mothafuckin P

@soma1990 4 месяца назад

Damn CP Roasted and Toasted my art 😂.. I love the podcast. Let me redraw it with a pic of your choosing. I also made a new beat and intro to the podcast on my page. 🙏🏿

@MsMatt1720 4 месяца назад

2:37 this entire bit belongs in a standup! This man is hilariously and effortlessly funny essentially with no crowd or feedback! He’s laugh out of funny, witty, quick on his feet, honest, funny just effin hilarious! I can’t wait for the Netflix standup and everything that precedes it! This man is becoming my 2nd favorite comedian of all time. Tony Baker, Dave Chappelle, and CP The Comedian!🔥🔥🔥🔥😮‍💨

@angelh6345 4 месяца назад

I love this podcast This episode was so hilarious from CP messing w maye about the moon and her getting ratchet off champagne Then cp going off about the drawing 😂💀

@vernonwhite3343 4 месяца назад

We back with another one!!! 😂🔥”Ouuuuu chillld things are gonna get easierrrrrrr”

@2liv3films67 4 месяца назад

Been here since ep 1 -Marton CP is my 🐐 in real life

@JaDedby88 4 месяца назад

Oh hayyyy!! 😂😂 Somebody get maye some moet please!! We gotta see this side more

@SNAB1987 4 месяца назад

I wish they would’ve got her face with the Oh HEEEEEEY😂

@TheKittyGalore 4 месяца назад

The first 30 seconds has me gigging 💃🏽Shout out to Dj Assault! IYKYK

@NinoDemayo 4 месяца назад

Good point about love CP..adding on youve known you longer than your mate, so you having those things would bolster your knowledge of those things vs your knowledge of them. The relationship is to grow that.

@DanQuijote89 4 месяца назад

i need Jordan Peele to use that slowed down song! Hahahah

@mpick26 2 месяца назад

"Me, Chris Brown, Drake, LeBron, Lil Wayne, Shannon's Sharpe, Leonel Messi, Serena & her husband 😂" That damn list

@2liv3films67 4 месяца назад

BAM!!!

@uncannygold 4 месяца назад

CP so funny dog 😂 it be the little jokes like "abduct me some salt and pepper." That kill me 😆🤣

@Finksta22 4 месяца назад

Maya said gives the MOET 🎉🎉🎉. OOOHHHH HHEEEYYYY 😂😂😂

@Vexed711 4 месяца назад

Mya on CP ass this episode. “You think the aliens are gonna come play Fortnite with you” 😂😂😂

@imayhaveadhd 4 месяца назад

Hahahhahahahhahaha I forgot all about crooklyn!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mrhollyenglish55 4 месяца назад

What up doe. CP, Brian McNight came from the group Take 6

@daindigokid 4 месяца назад

Dawg, where ya stand up specials at?? Im trying to buy them. Saw you on DTC. Ya Adam and Eve joke had me in tears.

@robbarcen3509 4 месяца назад

Put the voodoo prince drawing on a t-shirt my boy.

@sharronjohnson6592 4 месяца назад

Little Wayne would scare them.

@halo-august3452 4 месяца назад

True. Everything Can't Be A Lie.

@kitashawillis118 4 месяца назад

I'M A POUND!!! #REGGIEBO

@juanla5243 4 месяца назад

I dont know why, but finding out CP sleeps with his eyes open is fucking hilarious. 😂

@jimelwilliams7523 4 месяца назад

48:06…. Ohhh Heyyyyy!!! 😂😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

@whzthmstr 4 месяца назад

@3:50, Uh- "Boyz N The Hood" got SUBSTANTIALLY worse after they played that song . . . Doughboy got locked up, Chris ended up in a wheelchair, and the crack epidemic destroyed the black community. There's this really cool documentary called "Snowfall" that explains it all, you should give it a look 😏

@SheisB515 4 месяца назад

Same for Crooklyn! Shit went left after that song played 😂

@Hinokami777 4 месяца назад

Mannnnn facts! Don’t forget that shit played in love and basketball! And that movie toxic asf. I guess the whole point of the song is to lighten the mood cause some dark shit is gonna happen or happened

@Hinokami777 4 месяца назад

Glad y’all got topics this time cause last video seem like y’all was just free styling lmao talking about cats and stuff

@ArchieWhatsTheMove 4 месяца назад

19:42 I'm always telling people to watch Idiocracy. It's pretty much a documentary at this point lol

@christianneals8596 4 месяца назад

@3:54 Boyz N Da Hood doboy was getting arrested for stealing and fast forwarding him getting outta jail for the umpteenth time

@LoniLoni11 4 месяца назад

I agree with CP on Nope. Some pets way too drawn out.

@DFSSGMNG 4 месяца назад

1:19:40 You think you’re just so important to the human race killed me😂😂😂

@KenedeYoung 3 месяца назад

A woman my mom grew up living next to was blind and got some type of surgery. Once she recovered and was able to see, she divorced her husband 😭😂 She was mean asf too