The CP Podcast: Underground Bunkers, 3D Printed Steak & Fox Eyes 

The CP podcast, a podcast where CP talk about what CP wants to talk about because its CP's podcast. The ball is tipped ☝️ 🏀

I love finding CP in the thumbnail. This is so creative!!👀👀

For CPs eyes to be juicier... these things gotta be pumping you full of vitality

Imagine not tuning into the CP PODCAST EVERY WEEK! I love it here! 😂🫶🏽

I aint gone lie this was the first product endorsement that I found entertaining and didnt want to immediately skip 7:00

The shirt swinging is a fact 😂😂 skating past everybody fast af

“You can hear yourself blinking” -Amir 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Amir say CP blinks sound like a dishwasher cycle

Thanks CP. You're 1 of my fav podcast now. Please release more frequently.

🎶 He's a Maniac! 🎶

Peace family 💙 Much love to CP for the incredible ad! I've got my customer service team on standby if anyone needs assistance on where to start.

Sending that hometown love from the 313, DETROIT!!! WHAT UP, DOE??!!

lmaoo yall funny af bro, Maye talkin bout you can argue right here during the bunker part had me rollin

Nicko’s gummies & apple sauce ARE 🔥🔥Already a customer & glad I have another reason to support her! S/O to new sponsorship opportunity for the CP Podcast!

Bruh 😩the way CP verbally turn on cats is sooo funny

😂😂😂 he’s so right about having to re-learn how to skate every time

Best podcast out right now. Used to love Roast This during the pandemic

Cmon CP with the ad… I’ve never been more happy to hear an ad 😂 Also you are crazy 😆 “let us in we’re scared and we know you’re in there”

The ball is tipped ❤

Some real public school shit was putting Teddy Graham's in those little plastic cereal rectangles with some milk 🤌🏿🤌🏿

CP thank you for putting me on to Nicko! Just placed an order using your code and the discount was love!!

"Goats be knowing"😂 l need that on a T-shirt asap

I remember meeting cp in Jax at a comedy show just to tell him how much I appreciated this podcast man.

💣the 4th & 6 bit should be nominated for an EMMY😂

WE IN HERE!!! 🛸👽🛸

Ayo the best product endorsement ever. Im finna hit up Nicko.

Just ordered some seamoss for the first time.

Another one!!??? Thank you guys! Y’all filling this void lmao.

Right on time CP ✊🏾

I need to try that seamoss gummy

I appreciate you guys and gal so much. I've found myself binge-watching this podcast regularly. The insight you all have is a breath of fresh air. Different perspectives and ideas in conversation allow us to think outside of the box. I found CP doing the Roast Me battles etc. You are hilarious and ahead of your time. I am encouraged to keep being better than I was yesterday. Yall deserve a vacation😍🤩

28:14 Yess shoutout to Nicko kitchen shop 🎉🎉

Shout out to Nickos shop ad being an ad on here too. We Miss hearing it on precious and kamira podcast... they love their products...

Much respect keep it going I love your show. It’s genuine

taste like a lab table is crazy😂😂

Nikko sea moss is the best especially that freakin applesauce and the teas. About to order some for my grandbaby

“Because it had a glaze” 😂😂😂

I like the cp show ... Reminds me of hs misfit friends that are cool with everybody that can talk about anything in the back of the class ...

I don’t understand why anyone would want to survive an apocalypse. You might get a solid 2 weeks in the bunker before losing it.

I can tell CP really took that seamoss by his tone of voice and the way he read the bottle 😂

Crush down into a cat😂 😂 the face CP made 51:49

You know it must be good if Maye pop a couple. 😂 4:44

I was already a fan but I really eff with these podcasts. It’d cool to see CP talk with Billy Carson. Convo would be crazy. I also wanna see how they interact. Their energy is completely different.

Precious Hall is a big fan of Nicko's kitchen ❤

Finding CP in the thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂😂

I need the ball is tipped as a ringtone for sure

Much love CP. just came across your pod last week and already hooked 🔥💯💯

Thanks for the laughs CP❤

Cp you talking about the early 90s and yeah, ahit was different. We didn't know we were living the dream.

4th & 16 from the 40 had me crying 😂

What would it take for CP to go live from Vegas if the Lions go to the Super Bowl?.

🗣️🏀The ball is tipped!🏀

CP skates like sweetness from roll bounce

43:18 I love that he Acknowledges that he stutters☺️☺️☺️💜 1:03:48🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

If I gotta eat a Play-Doh steak and hide in a bunker, send me to glory. Lol nah, but seriously, could you imagine the party afterward? You think post covid was crazy...

23:47 check out the pink salt. The himalyian salt mines. It looks like meat in the inside of the mountains

“Draws stretched!”😂

CP....that falsetto is..... SUMN, Yooo... 🙆🏿🙅🏿😂😂

just saw you at the arlington improv!! it was so dope, come back sooooon!

I seen a friend in high school break both legs jumping off a flight of stairs. I’ll never forget that scream 😅

I didn't eat cereal cuz I didn't like milk, but 1x in college I was high AF & ate Golden Graham's w/ chocolate milk... OMG!!! 🔥😋

“It would begin to __ me up” Dawg goofy asb 😂.

Haha(under tone) I'm killing somebody for that boat. Had me rolling

59:10....... CP baby picture! Awwwww! 😂

My cousin threw her cat out the second story window after he attacked her new born. And the cat came back 15 minutes later.

I had no idea about sskkiittlleesss

Against everything that’s right 😂? Oh no!

Man i been eating skittles faithfully since i was a kid. I AM APPALLED

@1:01:46 The Tibetan Fox looks like Rob Haze to me🦊

Wow yeah it just clicked. At the beginning of game of thrones when bran is shooting the arrow arya hits the target before him. That's why he gave her the knife because he knew she wouldn't miss the night king

We back Cpeeps😁

Man I remember the 3 seashells. Lol. That shit didnt make no sense to me, either! Another thing, Demolition Man predicted a lot of the tech we have now that wasn't even thought of when that movie came out in the 90s such as self driving cars, video calls, and facial recognition tech. Crazy!!

Mommy Maye is so BEAUTIFUL🥰 Not to take anything from B.B. Maye (before baby)… but WOW😍

All this underground bunker talk and no one remembers sinkholes 😳🤣

That shirt is 🔥 af!!!!!!

Hi 👋🏽

HOLY SHIT. aye. one day, watch mtc commercials from the 90s

Quote of the pod: Maya "you need a bidet down there, you don't want to be sticky" 👀👀😂😂

4th and 6th = Punt!

4th and 16 means your “punting” a punt in football is kicking the ball to the other team.

Good morning gang

Damn me too My grandfather usta watch heat over da nite

A hawk tried to steal my sister’s dog in California.

I'm Staying Above Ground If Comes Down To It.

1995 was 🔥

Something up with the fox eyes for real the goat eyes are whatever but the fox eyes mean something 🤔 1:04:42

@comediancp check out the goats that stand upright on two legs that's would be some scary shit too see in person

Ayo this skittle conversation is absurd

Why would you use it like chop sticks then scrape.. Ima just scrape with all three.. And who cleaning the shells??

Damn guess i have to add another patreon

Tibbs!!!

Yessssssssir 💪🏿💯

Gang Gangggg

CP could have also referenced "Anchorman" where Jack Black....😂😂😂😂and Will Ferrell's character get into an accident... JB: WHAT DO YOU LOVE!?!? WF: My Beloved Baxter! and JB proceeds to "4th and 16" Baxter's ass off a Bridge! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Yeah 536 AD no sun for a year... I wouldn't know what to do

All things universal

Teddy grams is 🔥

I breed West Highland Terriers, they are better at catching rodents than cats. It's bred into them.

My Boerboels have faced down, coyotes.

30:23 😂😂😂😂

When i was in the 5th grade, my grandfather moved to the suburbs.He's very thrifty so he wasnted me to ice skate with the lighter hue kids, but thought i was smart enough to teach myself cause he wasn't paying for lessons. Every Saturday he would pay $3.50 to rent skates and skate for 2 hours. Every Saturday he would lace them up on my feet, guide me to the ice and push me as hard as he could. It was all good until he brought his side kid and cousins one Saturday. I fell and side kid ran into my hand with her skate blade. I haven't been on an ice rink in over 35 years. DAMN, I DONE MADE MYSELF MAD 😡