This review from IMDB is gold🤣🤣 "A narc (played by the writer and director of the film) gets involved in a love triangle between two barely legal girls in between shooting minorities and having uncomfortable spaghetti dinners with the fathers of his high school aged lovers. He calls all the friends of one of the girls a bunch of wh*res and then gets shot and dies at the end. Somehow he is the good guy of the film, but at least it has a happy ending. I give it a 13/12."
It was like I was taking part in a: "Try not to Rage" challenge. If it wasn't for Jason, Erin and Brian's commentary, I would have failed miserably. 😡 But it was a very good SBIG segment, as always.
That scene where he goes in the house and the young girl says "would you like some hot chocolate?" looked like the set-up from to catch a predator with Chris Hansen. Looked like the same house and everything.
I genuinely thought that the reason he got shot at the start despite being at the back was gonna be that his unit found out he was a pedo and fragged him
It honestly feels like that guy wrote this story in his basement, but initially wrote the girls as way younger, because that's what it feels like, no way girls in college dream of a guy as prince charming, and accept teddy bears left on their porch as gifts lol
About three months ago I sent you guys a movie called Rampage from 1997. It stars the lead from Honorable Men, Garrett Stewart Sayre, and his brother Steve Sayre. It’s also written, produced and directed by Steve Sayre. It’s fun bad and way less creepy. Also, the back of the DVD case to Rampage lists the director as Steve Savage. I think it’s an alias he sometimes uses. He also uses the name Stephen Calamari.
Hell yeah! It's rare to see a black tank top only make 1 vanity project, and in this case I am stoke there is more from this guy and would love to see it sometime.
That's the ultimate takeaway from this movie. Yeah, they're college aged, but they're also getting ice cream, like teddy bears, live in their child's bedroom at their parents house. He could've had them in a dorm room, but he chose not to.
If you're 40 and you want to date a 20 year old, then hey whatever I'm not going to go to congress to get them to create a new law against it; this fucking guy was grooming her since she was in what looks to be MIDDLE SCHOOL and talks about how good she looked back then. Absolute, 100% pedo. He could have brushed over all of that and made it way less creepy, but he chose to focus on it throughout the whole movie, which really looks like he wanted to shove it in everyone's faces like "Yeah, I was able to LEGALLY bang this girl I have been obsessing over since she was a minor."
@@ptonpcI wouldn't mind all of this if this guy wasn't the hero of the story. I watched a true story once about a teen girl sleeping with a coach that was adored by the whole town but never in the movie was he shown as a good guy! I wish I could recall the title but it was over 20 years ago on tv...
its like someone wanted to make a movie as an excuse to get with 18 year old girls. funny thing is if they just rented a yacht and he played a millionare playboy investment banker who brought young models on his boat and just banged them no one would care, but its like he is overcompensating and making it weird
Dude, Brian had me ROLLING through this whole thing! This man was on a WHOLE other level with his quips. I about choked at "he passed a playground on the way there". 😂😂😂 Omfg Jason, Erin, y'all are amazing, but Brian stole the show today. I'm gonna be chuckling at some of his quips here for a while. This was an awesome episode. Thank you so much for the belly laughs.
@@MBlacklaw what got me is that he's usually somewhat tame, and Jason and Dave are the ones saying the super dark shit. NOPE. It was Brian all the way this episode. I wonder if he had more alcohol in him than usual. Whatever amount combined with whatever mood he was in was AWESOME. 😂
This was unbelievably creepy. I have zero idea why someone would think this was a great idea for a film. That being said the reaction was hysterical. I've never heard so many no no no no no's from you guys in one single movie.
Just having a guy under 25 playing the policeman character of about that age would’ve helped make this less creepy. Instead it’s a fortysomething guy chasing twentyish girl-women. No. Just no. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY THE LEAD CHARACTER.
To be honest this is my least favorite riff video from this channel because they come across as a little prissy and clutching at pearls worse than the average nun at my Catholic high school. Is it just me or are the mores of some of this generation seeming to get more and more delicate? Ok, yes, it's an older man and a younger woman, so what? The older you get the less "shocking" this is.
@LetsGetitBoah do we know they were underage? Maybe I missed something but I didn't hear ages mentioned. Besides the actresses themselves were well over 18.
A quote online…’ He was my philosophy professor in college and more than a little off... He always talked about some cop movie he directed (and starred in as the lead) ( Honorable Men (2004) - RU-vid ) and would pass around sign-up sheets in class for the females who were interested in being part of his movies to sign up... I was warned about him before class started thankfully, as I was a theater major and may have jumped at the opportunity had I not been forewarned’.
Well, Jason, you've done it. I though that Champagne & Bullets was your funniest episode, but, I was wrong. You, sir, have surpassed that show in your comical quips. This episode was the the most hilarious I have ever watched. The carpet in my rec room has to be cleaned, from spilling my drink and snack. (I should know by now not to drink or eat while the comical remarks are flying around. Great show, looking forward to the next one. Keep laughing.
Red Letter Media made had a showing of this and it was so creepy and weird. Now Jason, there are 2 film series you should 100% check out because they're right up your alley is Pocketman and Cargo Boy and Billy Owens. They are absolutely worth checking out, Pocketman is a YA spy thriller while Billy Owens is a Harry Potter knock off
Not gonna lie, I was low-key expecting a Nord VPN ad at the end when you mentioned watching this on a VPN. This movie feels like his creeper manifesto and used the "story" of the police officer to justify the creepiness even more.
OMG! I have never laughed so hard - I literally spit out my coffee when you said, "Did he die? I hope so". I laughed so hard it hurt, omg this was at a whole different level of movie, that I don't want to see again, lol. Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time.
You guys need a pallet cleanser. I recommend The Instructor, where a karate teacher that looks like Joe Pesci and Burt Reynolds fights a guy with a chainsaw.
Recommended or not, this was the funniest episode you guys have done in months. I was literally cackling out loud several times during the video. I only wish that you had done some kind of follow up on this "film maker" and if he's still in prison.
Jesus guys, I half expected a friggin FBI raid on your show! 🤣🤮Choosing this movie while sound of freedom is in theaters was like Ron Burgundy choosing milk on a hot day 🤣
I honestly think this guy might have been a real cop or had links to them at some stage. For a budget like this those cop uniforms and equipment look good. Maybe some reals cops who knew real person/subject of the movie acted as free extras not knowing how creepy they would make him appear. ETA: I phrased that badly. So maybe an egotistical bloke used /conned some cops who worked with a colleague who died on duty to make a vanity project while pretending it would be a "true life" portrayal.
This may be the creepiest. Shark Exorcist is up there. But man. This is almost too real, where the actor/character boundary is crumbling. At least Niel Breen turns down the girls who aren’t his age.
Dude, you be smoking crack to say Brien hasn't had a giant age gap love interest. It's the movie where he has a face bandage in the shower with a russian lady. There is a teenager trying to bang Brien. Not to mention the pornstars he hires. Also the movie where he is in the in the dessert in a camper with immigrants crossing the boarder there is a uncomfortable scene with a girl at least 25 years his junior
The main character's love interests were already way too young for him - and he still went out of his way to make them seem like the were an additional 10 years younger.
OH MY GOD, you finally got here! This is one of the most unhinged and hilarious vanity project bad films I’ve ever seen! Not nearly as “good” as Champagne & Bullets or Neil Breens oeuvre but it’s a special kind of shit all it’s own! The kind of stuff you expect Chris Hansen to investigate while cornering this dude at a farm house with state troopers!😂
oh man i can't wait to watch erin squirm lol. as a woman myself when i saw a previous review for this, i felt icky watching it. especially when the main character starts talking about how "women are only good for sex". you know damn well thats not just a joke in the movie to him lol. not to mention the movie is about "college girls". yeah right. hes so honorable in how he handles these 2 girls who love him, such an honorable man! a cop and military man! i like how mandys college party also has 14 year olds, because thats who college kids want at their parties: 14 year olds. again its obvious the main guy wanted the girls to be 16, not college age. the one girl he knew since she was a kid is the more disgusting of the 2 romances in the movie too. the idea one of my dads friends would say i looked hot as a kid would make me vomit so fast. edit: ill give the movie this too: it takes place in the 90s even though the movie is made in like 2004 and they made it look like it was fugging made in the 90s lol. the whole movie looks like shot on shideo and was made in 1993 rich evans also made an analogy i agree with about the main guy in the movie too. "he looks like clark kent if clark kent wasn't superman". thats exactly how i felt about him too lol i will say as much as i hate gross movies like this, they are entertaining to watch. its like a car wreck, its horrible but you have to look because of how interesting it is.
Jason it seems like in the U.S people can just take a video camera, film some shit and it's an actual movie. It's bizarre. You guys had me laughing my head off during this.
How to turn any woman on in two seconds flat: Tell her that you remember what she looked like when she was a kid with braids and braces. Guaranteed to work 0% of the time, every time.
In my 20's I dated a woman for a while who had to get jaw surgery and then adult braces. She got A LOT of weird comments from old dudes that she wasn't getting prior to that. It was.. eye-opening, to say the least 😶
Great timing just getting done with doing some housework!! Ready to kick back and catch a buzz and enjoy watching you guys tear this movie apart!! My favorite channel shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘🍻🍻📼📼
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