The curse of 2fort: PARANORMAL PANIC!  

never came to really realize until now that it was relevant to the plot but how strange is it that 2Fort is the only official map that has a room with a resupply cabinet that isn't a respawn room

Heavy: Entire Team is fucked! 😂

11:00 Glad to see the running gag of 'Soldier taking something and running away with it why laughing' is still alive and well.

...So, Teufort is not only cursed, but it seems to be possessed by a Gestalt consciousness of souls, one that seeks to add more souls and has desires to be a God-Like being. That, or Teufort itself is the Consciousness... Which is even more frightening.

5:50”it seems our respawn equipment had been running for longer than intended” This gives me flashbacks

this is the only gmod tf2 series where everything that happens is in the same world

This feels like a Emesis Blue backstory, and i darn love it.

5:20 "entire team is f*cked" lmao

I love the blend of classic TF2 video shenanigans and new, creative ideas. This clearly all takes place in some variation of the TF2 universe but has so many of its own rules that you've been slowly unfolding through your videos. It's a really refreshing departure from the old TF2 freakshow days, as much as I love them, with one person at the helm steering the canon, but it also has established logic and rules that a viewer can follow, unlike old rubberfruit/raxxo/eltorro64 vids. Granted, I love the nonsense of those, but everything here feels really intentional and builds on itself on very creative ways. It's silly enough to still feel like it belongs among TF2 fandom material, but also takes itself seriously when it needs to. I love your stuff, keep up the great work! Also I'm not sure which text-to-speech AI software/website you're using but this is the clearest one yet. It doesn't sound hoarse, and it doesn't mix up its vowels, which is great. Also, also, all this talk about the respawn system got me thinking "Man, Emesis Blue looks different than I remember"...

23:19 THE FACE 💀

For some reason, it reminds me of blackimus' series, you know, the one with the stand users.

Oh that explains how sentries work and the respawn machines as well.

Blu spy and Iittle heavy interaction when meetings again made me laugh, i thought i was coming to spy not punch him where it hurts

I KNEW IT I ALWAYS AVOID THAT DOWNSTAIRS SPAWN ROOM

First time Team Fortress characters aren't being used for a funny story but for a creepy and serious story, nice video by the way

“What happens now?” - RED Heavy

The sentry talking was a really nice touch. Not to mention the frickin’ tiny heavy Nut Punch!

Remember people this all started because of Scout reading investment books and wanted to sell NFTs to Demoman and Engie wanting to buy NFTs lmao😂 For context take a look at the very first video that Somewhat Real uploaded it’ll make more sense

The ending got me chills 😅

11:00 *literally anything* SOLDIER: "YOU ARE MINE NOW! *laughs and runs away menacingly*

This was actully really good the lore just keep on expanding

27:47 - 28:43 thus spoke the spirit of war

Why is this video is like the backstory to the nemesis blue video of why the respawn machine failed.

Absolutly amazing work! You basiclly created a lore as to why 2fort is the most played/popular map in the game. Hats off to you, good sir!

you know how many days i waited for zhis? it's finally here :D

this universe you have made is captivating. every aspect of it no matter how strange plays a part in the greater scheme and advances the story in a way that keeps you guessing and hooked longing for what is to come.

HOLY SHIT DUDE! This was a great animation! Keep up the good work!

So 2fort was now curse because of the shadow and this respawn lore is different than hoovydundy and emesis blue.

This series should be merged to a full fledge movie capable of being in the top 10 tf2 movie's with emesis blue at #1 and the curse of 2fort being in #7-5

I love how all of these stories are somehow connected it's very intriguing

As my cold is finally ending a gem like this comes to close the day! Nice work.

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!! its amazing, i cant wait for the next part :3

Amazin work as always! Loved this little mini-series for 2Fort! (Also can't wait till we get a continuation to the Black Team vs. the Purple Team)

WAIT IVE BEEN CURSED? THAT"S WHY I LIKE HOPPING ON TEUFORT SO MUCH? NOOOO.

"What in the flying fuck are you doing?!" said every spy cloaked watching their teammate

1:13 STOVE GAMING :D

Babe wake up Somewhat Real just posted another masterpiece Bring the popcorn.

Your works are amazing. I reviewed the entire playlist in a day. Each series is interconnected. And now all that remains is to wait for the continuation of not just one chain, but several. For example: 1. Everyone remembered who they really are (the Universe in Putis) and what will happen next? The most interesting thing is the reunion of the teams. 2. I’ve been waiting for a long time for the continuation of what happened after the crypto engineer escaped. 3. what after 2fort And perhaps there are still chains to wait for. I can't wait to see your masterpieces, they are beautiful

Another story and another conclusion, man what a ride. Can’t wait for the next one

This. This is Good. Its even better when watched on a big screen. Thanks for this Lad!

Its funny when Tiny Heavy went full Johnny Cage on Spy Creepy ending

I never thought that the childish allure of Luigis Mansion, the best parts of teamwork in team fortress 2 and corny junpscares could be melded together in such a way! The throwback to emesis blu is pretty cool as well

Man, this is the best one ever! Even tho it is underrated is still better!

Dangit, this series is so good I need an entire recap.

Your videos are trippy man. If I ever get my hands on psychedelics I should rewatch them then.

I love your videos they are goofy and complex

And this lads, is how a unusual ghostly hat is made

8:13 The engineer's reaction is so foul, he's not build for this shit

This is great! Way better than the yt shorts sfms. An actual long animation that’s creative using the setting of tf2. Was pretty entertaining, and I didn’t mind the ai voices! Keep making stuff, I really can see the effort here.

Bro this is like an emisis blue reference

23:33 Spy: What in the flying fuck are you doing!?!?!?

hell yea i waited for this :D you are doing great job and i love this universe

I’m a new subscriber and I have been watching your channel for a while. I’d just like to say that your ability and skill to make a happy and great ending but also leave us with another question due to another part of the lore revealed is very amazing. This curse of 2fort really sums up and describes the community when it comes to 2fort haha. All goofy and great moments do come from that map as it is the most played in the game and has a significant impact on the community so it would make sense to use this or maybe I’m just getting this all wrong and over analyzing. All the aside amazing 👍work keep it up. I know you’ll achieve great things but don’t forget to continue on putting the best effort on these videos. Can’t wait for the next video 🤩

I love how Medic explained about tf2 logic, it's interesting and logical!

The moment between heavy and sentry 4:54 to 5:20 OMG 😅😅😅😅😅

Wouldn’t blu team also have the shadows too

The tension all that you put into this story is outstanding amazing video here, ending was written amazing!

Tuefort was already terrifying, you didnt have to make it worse.

Dude, never stop making these. Your videos are my own eternal reward.

A absolutely love your works, mate! From camera angles to jokes, it's all extremely well done. Gives me vibes of old games and movies - something almost forgotten these days. Hope you gonna continue making more of these awesome vids!

I got hooked this is so good

11:59 i recall respawning in there and the only room that gave me a whole nightmare

wow this is just amazing, every time you expand the lore of this word is always a blast ! keep the work Somewhat, you are incredible !

Man, This was awesome to watch. Keep up the good work, I'd love to make gmod animations like you.

I love how the lore for the supernatural elements of the universe keep expanding and it's even terrifying how it can influence the mercs so much, your creativity is endless 👏🏻👏🏻

I love the serious sh*t that’s been going on and stuff like 11:00 just happens 😂

This channel has some of the best storytelling in all of youtube.

Oh my god man, you did a really good job, please make more videos like this!!

This video was already dark just by hearing the Majora's Mask music. I also had no idea that Mr. Peetus was offensive towards Mr. Pootis.

Damn i didnt expect a 29mins video. Cant wait for the next part already.

I can’t express how much editing and how great your videos are Real it’s a blessing ❤

No school for 4 days and Somewhat Real posted? BEST DAY OF THE WEEK

this was definetly the best 29 minutes of my life and i might come back to watch more videos, keep up the good work

It's official. This is a new favourite for my TF2 Content addiction.

this serie was amazing!!!! great job as always

Tiny Heavy returns at it again! Will he get out?

At the start of this I already knew it would be great (:

The use of Hellnight's OST in the last two vids enhanced their horror by a landslide. Well done. I wonder if your future vids are going to be more horror orientated, with a balance of silliness.

i love the kings field music you use in your video 😁

somewhat real with another banger!!! :D

30 mins of pure entertaining peakness, thanks m8 ! I love how you referenced the respawn mechanic from the game and the best part is that it makes sense! I wonder if the red mercs are gonna try to find a way to remember the conversation at the end of the video...

2fort is a ouroboros, and entity consuming itself on a loop of hunger for all eternity, becasue thats how long those matches last.

Awesome story and great animation!

Nah man the one heavy saying `pootis` then the other replys `peetus` got me laughing 4:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't believe engi is still an oven

it is scary at first but then it became funny

Goated episode. And the final speech is so funny! Truly reflects the twoest forts in our suciety...

It's incredible how you made the voices normal when they say other dialogues that the actors didn't say.

man, AI has REALLY improved since last time I heard it over a year ago EDIT: 2:31 medic saying american "r" what the hell

Definitely putting the TF2 world in paranormal twist, ultimately it’s entire own universe It’s awesome lore building you got going, inspired or not

Somewhat Real, that clip scares me. The soulless Engineer spook the life out of the Red Demoman by peaking through board. 19:13. 😵!

0:10 for a ctf_2fort map the number of sentries is suspiciously low...

Somewhat real is really good at making a tense situation.

damn this is fire, the dialogue is so clean

This one was perfect! Really the true perfect SFM i saw!

19:13 The Shadow Pops up out of nowhere or aka JumpScare!!!!

Heavy has forgotten to take medicine

That heavy said entire team is fucked is so funny me

Holy shoot, this episode is HEAVY

Basically ghost shadows very scary.😊