The Curse on Scotland's Border Reivers 

That is a thoroughgoing curse. Didn't cut them any slack.

He said cabbage patches, hehe. Armstrong, Bell and Carr here.

All this time I've been going to therapy and the source of all my problems in life was an angry bishop in the 15th century

The poor Archbishop I'm sure hated himself more than life having to live in Glasgow instead of the Borders. Oh well, I'm sure he was certainly surprised to find out that God HIMSELF was a Border Reiver.

Okay dude we get it

“Archbishop, someone clearly hurt you, who was it? Did your favorite altar boy chew thru his binders and escape? Why so angry? Sounds kinda like you need a hug!

Seems a man who would curse others so absolutely, curses himself absolutely. I pray God absolves him. - Kerr

he wisny backward in being forward.

What. No trigger warnings? lol BPD? Maybe just wordy vindictiveness to the core?