The Daily Show - To Shoot or Not to Shoot & Fear and Absent Danger 

My thoughts exactly, RU-vid started queing up these old clips and oh boy Jon was flawless. I appreciate Trevor but he doesn't have Jon's charm

Kevin Leugan makes Noah look like an imbecile

He was the best. The newbies are embarrassingly inadequate in comparison.

I know. Noah can't carry a tune in his song.

Nobody has ever done it better.

Good... Pizza under there.

@@supergluehotty Must be lol

My how the tables have tabled...

@@Tray2323FTW no, it's a bit on The Late Show w/ Colbert. They're AWESOME!

No Stephen would be even funnier if that were true though

I know - his writers are AWESOME!!!!

LMAO

Does he know philly though

It's a prop cigarette, tastes like ass but there's no nicotine

@@MrAnonymous825 I thought about that. Still, they way he holds it gives him away xD

@@paulfries5985 wat

@@Lemont321989 i'm cry laughing bc of this and i dont even know why

It's an e cigarette. Not on fire. Would be illegal.

Meanwhile, they have all moved to under the desk of the Late Show. ;-)

Bob Rolander i imagine there are just stairs under his feet that leads to a beautifully furnished apartment, complete with a pool and everything and when Colbert taps his foot they're like "shit! Who should we send!?" *everyone looks at jon*

Jon acts like a Dad. He’s America’s Dad.

Bill Clinton couldn't pull those stuff of if he would be a talk show host today.

@@anthonykerr3509 Yeah, playing under daddy's desk was the best part of the day.

I like Trevor, just as much... You don't lose interest watching him...

I commented on another video with pretty much the same thing.

Same. Trevor is good. But Stewart is a god.

dahDougieBoy, me too.

@@ryansmith406 uuh. Not really. This guy doesn't even seem that funny

It was really hilariously serious thing... I'm a Muslim... loved it ... this changed my mind I'm not going to shoot anyone now 🤣🤣😛😛😛(I'm just kidding.... I'll still do it 😝😝) Kidding kidding don't send squad to take me down... I wasn't planning on shooting anyone........ it was supposed to happen spontaneously..😝😝🤣🤣 Still kidding don't kill me 😅😅

Hard to tell someone not to shoot when you spend 70+ years shooting them.

you'd be surprised how many adults think anger is a justification to mitigate the bad ethics of domestic violence. no disciprine...

@@mortvaldGfys

Catzilla On Military Bases not roving around the state.

Catzilla Why are you fine with the Military turning the whole of the South Western US into their sandbox? *picture of Pres. Obama* Oh, right.....

mrrossn Here's the press release from the military, which is conducting the SOCOM exercises. Note the bold part: _"The training exercise will be conducted on private and public land _*_with the permission of the private landowners, and from state and local authorities. In essence, all exercise activity will be taking place on pre-coordinated public and private lands._*_"_ So the governor of Texas has ALREADY given permission to the government to let these exercises take place in Texas. The reason he is making noise about it is so he can play to the local Derp Brigade voting block in Texas. pretending that this government "invasion" was totally not his idea. He gets to have it both ways: cooperating with the government and at the same time playing the role of the rugged defender of Texas sovereignty. Politicians do this all the time. I believe the technical term for this kind of behavior is, "being full of shit." www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-29/texas-governor-calls-state-guard-counter-jade-helm-federal-invasion-fears

I never said the Governor of Texas was or was not ok with the prospect of a US military on private land. Most, and by most I mean 95% of, politicians what ever side you choose are liars and thieves, at best. I said the people of that state were not ok with it . Also I asked about California, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado, too. why are you ok with letting Pres. Obama hold a military operation this size when if Pres. Bush had done the same the cries from your side would have put a new crack in the Liberty Bell, as they should.

mrrossn Obama isn't doing anything. The machinery of the nation's armed forces that has operated this way for decades is doing the same thing its been doing since before Obama and Bush. And you can actually go back in time if you want and find out if any lefties were agitating about those training exercises. My suspicion is they weren't. Whats more comparing the kooky conspiracy theories of a minority of idiots to the mainstream feelings of either side of the fucked American political divide is not reasonable.

yeah he is a legend xD

***** except its not their house. its not supposed to be anybody's house.

...................you just misinterpreted my point entirely.

***** i think you misinterpreted your point entirely.

......the house doesn't represent anything....nevermind.

***** More special pleading....total bullshit.

Jon* Come on. It's in the title. Not only of the video, but of the god damn show. For 16 consecutive years.

+Roger White lol

I'm Muslim... and I agree... Hilariously 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but seriously

I'm like number 700. Do I get a cookie?

sadly, the cassandra-type of prophet

No.

“showed surprise”???

Then let us leave

Crick1952 I give you my blessing...

Crick1952 Or you can just leave the nation. :) You do not have any more right to the land you inhabit than the natives did, or the mexicans who let the first texans settle there.

Hey, I was born and raised in Texas and have never left and I agree 100% with you.

1st of all u don't speak for ANYONE! Who do u think u are? President Osama

You needed to be reminded to not shoot people?

Politics is literally (and I mean that in the literal sense) about how you live together in a city/state. It’s about life, and how you interact. I know how you keep politics out of the workplace, but how do you keep it out of education?

Isn't any Any person a justified object of lethal force.. If a reasonable person would believe they pose a threat of serious or lethal harm to an innocent person?

Let me make sure I understand your question. Are you saying, "as long as you *believe* someone is dangerous, aren't you justified in killing them?" If that is your question, then the answer is "No." Also, I would like to add "You are a crazy person for having to question that." lol

@@robertmoffatt circular reasoning. Google it. You said a person is reasonable when shooting someone, because he is reasonable. A court is not there to gauge the character of a man, but his actions.

Please elaborate. In all much words as you require. *SHEDDING RETROACTIVITY:* Does it have anything to do with the ongoing CoVid-19 pandemic?

Dan Myshkin Austin has some pretty sane people here. It also has a pretty good university, so not all of us are nutjobs.

Austin is a fairly sane place. And you'll find the occasional Liberal in San Antonio. Other than that, you're up shit creek without a paddle.

Dan Myshkin survey say....... the number is only 3 percent my good sir

Dan Myshkin Most Texans I met are sane.

+Dan Myshkin its called Austin.

I like Trevor Noah, but I don't think he's the right fit as host for a satirical news show. His stand up material is hilarious though. Maybe he should try to find a way to work that into TDS.

Hasan Minhaj is the one who carried out Jon Stewart legacy, by criticizing both sides. I watch only "between the segments" of Trevor because his personal input sounds more reasonable than the new editorial he follows during the official show.

Jon Stewart* Well.. Because Mr John Oliver is a neolib smitten by lo-lo-love. Love blinds people, or to put it a straight, boring way: Love makes people be selective. On the other hand.. HBO® was not blind in any way to choose him for that gig. Get the insinuation?

Ishan 331 It was stupid. I was always taught never to be disrespectful about someone else's beliefs. Those idiots had that cartoon contest just t piss people off. they did and the pissed off people responded.

sinister0077 of course it was stupid, but the gunmen could have responded by drawing offensive pictures too...why retort to violence?

Ishan 331 Im not saying it was right... responding with violence, im just saying if i heard about what cartoon contest before the shooting, i wouldve bet my paycheck a violent response would happen.

Ishan 331 This organisation knowingly and willingly put people in danger just to provoke an entire culture group. Reckless hatemongering like that should not be allowed. Shooting people is of course not an accepted response, but judicial steps are.

Ishan 331 Pamela Geller has been trying to provoke violence for a long time and she finally got her wish. Hell has a special place for people like her.

Poke Tyranno 58 Jessica Williams, yup she is gorgeous

Poke Tyranno 58 totally agree.. she beautiful!

Definite Jessica Williams fangirl right here.

I'd watch netflix with her

Mhmmm I love the look she has going on. Attractive af

Its Jordan Kepper. #BlameKeppler

2020

2020

2020!

The bit about training for martial law...

+AmyD Lol I guess you were too busy...

You're not supposed to. A few of our last bastions of unadulterated NEWS. We are now ONLY allowed access to RT USA and AlJazeera USA websites. The BBC has a BBC USA website now. What are they worried about us learning? I might be wrong - but I think the Boston Globe has knuckled under too. The Japanese bought London's Financial Times. - Nearly every skyscraper in NYC is owned by someone outside of the US.Everybody's trying hard to dump their US 'dollars' as fast as they can, though. Remember 2 things, Amy. 1, Never ever believe anything the Pentagon tells you. 2, 'drills', 'games', exercises can and DO turn into 'real time' in an instant. The public has no clue which s which - if they know about the exercises at all. London's 7/7 Tube (and double-decker bus) bombs were exercises seconds before. On 9/11 DICK cheney had our fighters airborne doing exercises up north. Guess who was right on site days before 9/11? FEMA. Try your level best to get your news from ANYWHERE but here. Teach your kids this.

+Eve Oleson Because Texans in power are pretty arrogant, often overestimating their actual worth. I've had many Texan friends who often criticizes how their history is taught, often fulled with how glorious Texas was.

Eve Oleson Cause the last time the South went rouge it worked out so well.

@@EmilioReyes_97 Shouldn't have gotten as far as they did, that's on the north honestly.. and Lincoln what an idiot lol

Yes we do

we STILL do

Sources from whom?

@@maazkalim dude, just watch the films…

You meant the franchise, "@@brmbkl"?

aldi404 As a born and raised Texan- I concur.

aldi404 You want to know the sick thing. Texas is the only state in the union with the right to secede from the United States. I wish my state of North Dakota had that option.

mrrossn No state has the right to secede. We fought a civil war over this question and the Supreme Court has outright said it's illegal. I don't know where people get this idea that Texas gets to leave whenever it wants. The decision for it to be annexed by the United States was delivered via an overwhelming referendum (in Texas), and the only real thing of note about the treaty that outlined Texas annexation was that the US had to take on Texas' debts. Nowhere does it say anything even remotely close to "Texas gets a "Get Out of the US FREE" card".

Yeah, I'm not shedding a tear over the poor, poor slaveowners who threw a hissy fit because they weren't getting their way in federal politics anymore. They had every opportunity for gradual emancipation and industralization come their way and shunned it all because they believed slavery was ordained by God. *Fuck* 'em.

Okay, no. The South absolutely seceded because of slavery, and while the initial goal was to preserve the Union, in the end it was all about the South's last-ditch effort to keep owning human beings. Don't believe me? From the *Declaration of Causes*, aka the article of Texas Secession *"She was received as a commonwealth holding, maintaining and protecting the institution known as negro slavery-- the servitude of the African to the white race within her limits-- a relation that had existed from the first settlement of her wilderness by the white race, and which her people intended should exist in all future time."* and in the CSA's Constitution, we have: *"In all such territory the institution of negro slavery, as it now exists in the Confederate States, shall be recognized and protected be Congress and by the Territorial government; and the inhabitants of the several Confederate States and Territories shall have the right to take to such Territory any slaves lawfully held by them in any of the States or Territories of the Confederate States."* Like 80 percent of supporters for secession from the United States that I encounter are just Neoconfederate assholes, so if you aren't, apologies for me sounding rude. Furthermore, in the US, every time state's rights are brought up, it's always used and been used to defend horrible, dehumanizing stuff. Slavery, segregation, anti-LBGT stuff, you name it. I cannot for the life of me think of an example where "state's rights" were invoked and it didn't involve some minority getting shafted.

But what if I really don't like them? Or if I haven't shot anyone in, like, a really long time? =O

It's like how people talked about the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.

There's a guy in the bushes man, what is he doing there, Red team go! Red team go!

as a guy with long hair, i also thank you for resisting the urge

As a girl who used to have long hair, I can say NEVER do that.