The Dank Express 

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This has transcended shitpost status to literal unironic art

Person: “Hey what’s your favorite Christmas movie?” Me: “it’s complicated”

This wasn't the golden age of memes, it's the platinum age.

I miss these days of the internet. Gone, but never forgotten

The Polar Express was an off-roader, it was too advanced for its time. It remains an underappreciated steam engine to this day.

I just realized how epic this scene is even 16 years later

I miss laughing at things because I was too confused to care wtf was happening. This is a shining example.

I watched this when it came out in 2017, and I come back to it every now and then. This was the golden age of memes, and I want nothing less. The amount of DANK memes in thus video is top notch. Farewell for a time, until I come back to this video.

If this is in your recommended, youre a main character in history

People:"dreaming about their crush" My dream:

I watch this every Christmas as a tradition 😂

it's insane how much internet humor has changed in 5-6 years man

That engineer sure has some skills, driving a train out of the tracks is insane

“How to drive a train” Google: Describes the process of how someone drives a train Bing:

This is a certified hood classic

6 years later... and still one of the funniest videos on the internet

Mom: the internet is a dangerous place! The internet:

This entire movie scene is such a giant throbbing middle finger to science, and I love it.

Oh, my goodness! I have just stumbled upon the most awe-inspiring video in the history of the internet. Brace yourselves, my friends, for the absolute pinnacle of artistic brilliance and aesthetic perfection. Prepare to have your minds blown and your souls elevated to the highest realms of existential ecstasy. This video, ladies and gentlemen, is an absolute masterpiece. From the very first frame, I was captivated by the sheer magnificence of the production quality. The grainy, low-resolution footage instantly transported me back to the early days of VHS tapes, evoking a sense of nostalgia for a time when video quality was truly an art form in and of itself. And oh, the background music! It is nothing short of a symphony for the ears. The way it harmoniously blends with the sound of static and distorted audio is simply ingenious. It's as if the audio engineer intentionally wanted to recreate the experience of listening to music through a broken radio in the middle of a thunderstorm. How profoundly avant-garde! Let's not forget the visually stunning imagery that graces our screens. The choice of a dimly lit basement as the primary setting is a stroke of genius. Who needs natural light when you can bask in the enchanting glow of a single flickering light bulb? And those exquisite piles of clutter and random objects strewn about, perfectly arranged in a way that only a true visionary could comprehend. Truly, it is a sight to behold. Oh, and the camera work! The erratic, shaky movements provide an intimate and immersive experience for the viewer, akin to being trapped in a malfunctioning washing machine during a vigorous spin cycle. Every abrupt pan and zoom adds an element of surprise, keeping us on the edge of our seats, never knowing what thrilling visual spectacle awaits us next. But perhaps the most remarkable aspect of this video is its profound narrative depth. It tells a story-a story that only the most enlightened minds can decipher. The cryptic messages hidden within the distorted visuals and garbled audio are like puzzle pieces waiting to be assembled by the greatest intellectuals of our time. It's like watching a Salvador Dalí painting come to life, but with an extra layer of enigma thrown in for good measure. In conclusion, my dear viewers, this video is a testament to the boundless creativity and ingenuity of the human spirit. It challenges our preconceived notions of beauty, defying conventional standards and boldly venturing into uncharted territories of artistic expression. It is a masterpiece that will undoubtedly be studied by future generations of philosophers, art critics, and masochistic video enthusiasts. So, without further ado, I implore you to click that link and embark on a journey of aesthetic enlightenment. Brace yourself for an experience that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality and the meaning of existence itself. Enjoy!

Gen Alpha Kids: This is Cringe Gen Z: NO, YALL ARE CRINGE, THIS IS ART!

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"All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!" The train:

Whos here from 2024🎉

I miss these days. Now memes last for a week and are not so funny, but back in the golden age timeless classics like this would be made and are still hilarious to this day.

2015 : Classic meme 2016 : Dank Meme 2019 : DANK EXPRESS 2020 : Dank Idk

The Polar Express - Directed by Michael Bay.

Every few months I go through the cycle of remembering, rewatching, and forgetting this masterpiece exists

6 years later I think it's safe to say this is still a certified hood classic 😎

Still a timeless masterpiece. This must be studied by future meme makers to come. True cinema. 10/10

2017: Meme 2019: *How To Drift With Train*

A timeless Christmas classic

Ahhhh the yearly retreat to the dank express for Christmas and it’s as beautiful as I remember

Now that it’s 2020, I’m declaring this nostalgic.

My childhood just got a million times danker

I wish the entire movie was edited like this

Christmas 2023 and this is still a masterpiece

Friends from distant lands, we are assembled once more to pay homage to this ageless masterpiece.

Me: I'm failling my chemistry so far, let's study Also me:

1:18 i can't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂

Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz Millennials: Enjoy your trash, we have treasure

1935: “I bet there will be flying cars” 2018:

Wow... This was more than just a random video filled with memes, this was an experience.

This is a meme time capsule This is a relic for all the future generations to look back on

This was the peak of memes, no other ages memes were better than this, I remember showing this to everyone at school and this entire video just brings back such vivid childhood memories

Historian: so tell us about when you were a kid, what was culture in the 2010s? 80 year old me:

these are some old school memes never forget your roots gamers

i can feel the nostalgia coming in already

When I was in I think the 6th grade I was part of the robotics club and towards the end of the year after our competitions, we had a party. One kid I noticed had a hard drive on his lanyard and I asked him why. He immediately gave the most devilish smile and said “oh, you wanna see?” He plugs it into one of the rooms computers, at this point like all 8 of us were crowding around him. Turns out it was just dozens and dozens of memes. This was the first one he put on and as a room of middle schoolers with no teacher supervision we lost our utter shit. Thanks for becoming a core memory

0:44 "It's time to stop!" **proceeds to moves the wheels forward**

For those who say that this isn’t funny remember, this was made in 2017 and videos like these were GOLD and funny as hell so don’t say it’s not funny you toddlers

That conductor must have a PhD in Astrophysics

The fact this still appears in my recommended list every now and then tells me that I still haven't changed all that much.

This is why I lost WW2

Can we just appreciate that this exists

Memes aside, that engineer has some major skills. 1. Navigating a derailed train, turning it around. 2. Driving a derailed train on an actively breaking ice lake 3. DRIFTED a derailed train controlled solely by levers, on an actively breaking ice lake. Legendary

"So, you coming?" - Conductor Hawk

I'm so glad this was in my recommendations

*"it is time to stop"*- said no one after watching this 45 times

Watching this ONE WEEK AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS it has been the best nostalgic thing i ever done this year, Thank you

Had to revisit after seeing someone reanimate this scene in SFM, still a masterpiece.

All memes aside, this movie is nostalgic as f**k.

This video sums up an entire generation of memes. We'll never forget Dank and MLG

This was the internet at it's peak.

They're gonna be studying this in history class in the future.

Nobody: RU-vid at 3am: Dank Express

*Sitting in the Bus and laughing like a idiot while everybody is looking to me*

Man, I love getting this recommended six years later we need a sequel

This one video sums up a entire decade of memes

This is the spiciest, best quality meme video I've seen in a while. Sir, you have my respect

Teacher: every dream has a meaning. My dreams:

This was the golden age of memes

If only this was canon, man I love videos like this

1900- Flying cars will be there 2019- DaNk vEhIcLes

This film was soooo ahead of its time. Developers and animators did a great job.

this scene must get an oscar

Duds, anyone else watched this when they were younger, knowing it is a masterpiece?

Wonderful

*this is what i called.....* *-ART-*

Good vibes, glad I grew up with this instead of skibidi toilet

theres no way you can dislike the golden memes

This will be the only movie we see Tom Hanks dabing over a train drifting in ice

“ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!”

Even after 5 years this still impresses me

Ah yes, a time when random shit=funny, truly nostalgic

Sadly, Dat Boi died. He was riding beside the train, but he wasn't seen after when the train escapes.

My mom: _Why do you want to be a conductor?_ Me: *shows this video*

This was when I finally discovered memes. My brother showed me this before and it’s still gold 😅

If y'all never had this as one of your favorite childhood videos and showed it to the entire class, we can't be friends 😭

I have lived a good life,knowing I watched this video

We need a modern version

I remember watching this as a kid and dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes. A timeless masterpiece.

I wonder what the other kids were thinking in this scene.

"Dad can we watch Polar Express this Christmas?" "Hold my beer son, I've a better version:"

I remember laughing for 2 hours straight when I first watched this

2024 and this still goes unbelievably hard

It runs on memes and weed

Its good to watch this during Christmas Edit: Wow 126 likes??

I can’t laugh at this anymore, but I still want to