The Dark Peasant Has Changed - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

CaptainSauce: "We Lost" Meanwhile: "Red Victory!"

CaptainSauce: "We lost" *shows red victory* Me: -_- Edit: for all you guys wondering, it's at 16:50

10:55 the reason the dark peasant did not block the crows is because he treated them as enemies, not projectiles.

"How have i never noticed that Snuffy has a rockin mullet? Thats amazing!" Cap you didnt notice that?

THE WEDDING :king and pirate queen{as bride and groom} :chariot for the bride and groom {on any one side ,aslo this goes to @CathyGrandstaff} :10 catuses and 10 hayballers {setted in the background} :20 squires or less {as guests} :4 peasents {as flower boys} :1 priest :1 horse {as the ring boy/girl?} you can use only one faction of any kind to do to this like so he sees this! also cap tell my name plz.......

the fact that people disliked this when it came out 25 seconds ago is ridiculous

CaptainSauce: we Lost in not suprised Red units: how Dare you!

"The entire shire was hiding in the neighbor's lawn!" - Captain Sauce 2020

“Look at that stupid spear, as if that does anything” Did he forget how he’s tested that the Reaper gets completely demolished by 5-6 spear throwers?

“His Thiccness exceeds the capabilities of the tentacles” So how come anime girls aren’t immune?

"His thicccnes exceeds the capabilities of the tentacles" - Cap 2020 4:04

6:12 sad Snuffy

Dark peasant: *does the exact same thing as the normal dark peasant* Cap: "Woah look at those cool new moves!"

I Have A simple Battle. “Sit Down” 5 Pharaohs And 4 Gatling Guns

his thiccness exceeds the capabilities of the tentacles is this just gonna go unnoticed

Idk why but every single time I can’t finish a CaptainSauce video, when I come back it looks like an intro clip

War veterans: trees speak Vietnamese TABS war veterans: *The tall grass is speaking hobbit*

I see Captainsauce, I click. It's Tabs, I rejoice. There was an update, now I'm thrilled. He uses a tank first chance he gets, I frown upon repition. And when he lost, I laughed. A true Rollercoaster of emotions in the first three minutes.

"They still have the s a t a n i c s l a p p i e s." - captainsauce 2020

2:13 Ever heard of the "Stick a sword into a viewing slot in a tank and pray you don't get shot, stabbed, or run over" method? Real effective in dense forests. Tanks generally can't cover each other through a few feet of solid wood without blowing each other up with their main guns. Also, ever heard of Vietnam? I heard spike traps were very effective.

Driver: "We got a giant animal walking this way want me to keep a good distance?" Tank Commander: "Never lets make it into road kill!" Gunner: "You sure sir we have plenty of shells to..." Tank Commander: "I said do it!" Driver: "Alright, everyone hold on to something!" (Animal sounds followed by metal crashing.) Driver: (Cough) "Everyone ok?" Gunner: "So..." Tank Commander: "Don't even say it!"

“We lost” *Red team Victory!*

When he said “snuffy got a rocking mullet” I couldn’t unsee it

RED VICTORY! "We lost we need two that would be a fair fight"

For the record, it’s “Ballistae”.

“You can take a hike, Halloween is over with,” he said to the scarecrow as his skeletons celebrated their victory.

16:59 Ya sure about that captin?

Hwacha pilot:reloads 100 arrows faster than a archer who only needs to reload one arrow. MY FACE:👁👄👁

Cap: Of course we lost The centaurpide: What am I, a joke to you

“For as long as man has existed, we’ve known if a giant animal is walking at you, shoot it in the face” Aren’t we big ani- wait a minute...

I think the birds weren't "handed" because they are there units, not projectiles.

Captain Sauce: We lost Screen: red victory

I’ll never get old of watching cap completely miss something in the center of his screen and then being completely confused and astonished for the rest of the episode

Cap: I've only made like 50 episodes of this game how could i possibly know that by now? *has made 90 episodes*

The snakes from the snake archers are really robot snakes that turn into a arrow when picked up and shot. But then turn back to snakes. Cyborg snakes!

He doubted the centaur-peed so much he just just assumed They lost without checking that they won

Ik I could take this time to say “I’m early” but I wanted u to know u have been a big part of my childhood I love your channel I found u through sims I miss Kevin and the gang but I still love your channel man I don’t comment much but I hope u see this 😁😁

Reaper: hits snuffy in the taint doesn’t do anything Bear cavalry: so cute

That “this video is restricted” got me good Holy fuck y this comment have 52 likes Wot the hell did I start in the comments

Fun History Fact: War elephants were an actual thing used in the era of Romans and Spartans, and were remarkably effective after extensive conditioning for battle, and their use was to trample through enemy lines before your soldiers attacked themselves, granting an easier victory due to the enemy's disorganization from the elephants. So whoever made the first level must have either come to the conclusion to put Snuffy first themselves or read a lot about the age I spoke of. Though I will bet it's the latter, due to the fact they added actual war elephants in the light vs dark update. You know, the one with all the "holy" units.

Cap: Instead i think it instantly freezes people Me: *Sitting there wondering how he hasn't noticed that the past 20 times he's used them.*

The "new" dark peasant is basically just a differently looking dark peasant

The new dark peasant(as far as I can tell) got super nerfed, because he doesn't have the "talk to the hand" ranged invincibility anymore. Line up a couple Hwachas and he's dead.

Captain sauce: Ooga Booga caveman brain me:Stop describing me

Me *sees guy standing alone while he gets a victory* Captain sauce: “we lost” Me: *visible confusion*

RU-vid: no views Me: *sees 2 comments* RU-vid: *sweating* Me: wait a minute

I know I'm late, but I have a good sugestion. "A red spy is in the base!?!?"(Godspeed Rick May, you ,magnicent bastard.) 20 muskesteers. The catch is that you have to try to kill all of the muskests as one of the musckesters. I know I'm spelling musketers wrong, but I don't care. You also only have 1000 dollars to make an army. Full usage of geogrophy is allowed, but try not to do cheap things, like hide your units in the ice trees. The medival tree are fine, since the army has to navigate thorugh the trees to find them.

Captainsauce : we lost! Red team: what is he talking about?

actually, the dark peasant never blocked crows it was the weakness no one knew, and also the multi centaur won it said red won you didn't need 2

Play more “West of loathing”

hey cap! i just wanna say thank you for making my day every. single. day. and i know its out of no where but i would love to recommend a game. hitman 2 is a great game even if stealth isn't your best (sneak theif). honestly, i think you could make great commentary with all the little conversations here and there.also because some of the things that you can do is amazing. hopefully you reply to this comment and if or when you do, thanks!

The problem with the dark peasant not stopping the pigeons is because the pigeons count as entities and not projectiles so he can’t use his hands to block them but tries to kill them

Hey Captain Sause all I wanted to say is thank you SO SO much for making my child hood fun and helping me through my rough times!

"The entire shire was hiding in the neighbour's lawn"

I’m 99% sure unit creator comes out this month. Get hyped people

Gonna keep putting this out there till I hope you see it. "The Super Tank" 1 Tank 1 Banner bearer 4 cheerleaders You're welcome!

And I was just praying to the wobbly horse for a tabs upload

Only ogs will remember... The life of Kevin.... And the tabs best unit tournament (in beta version)

Old video, but for those wondering, the Birds are NOT PROJECTILES, so the Dark Peasant wouldn't be able to deflect them like projectiles. They're considered enemies, so the Dark Peasant has to treat them like fast moving units.

A user battle idea thingy: 1 Blackbeard and 6 cheerleaders if u se this have fun :)

The dark peasant gots hair like “SYNDROME!!!!”

Finally the return of TABS

“So he splooges off a whole bunch of inky loads” ~CaptainSauce, 2020 (11:23) “Should you not be grabbing something right now” ~CaptainSauce, 2020 (12:28) “So he’s just got a bit of a refractory period before he can fire off another load” ~CS, 2020 (12:39)

I need you to try putting 1 or 2 pharaohs in front of a couple of barrel rollers with a rusher flag please

The birds count as units not projectiles and aren’t insta stopped, so the dark peasant was trying to grab.

I think they made the dark Peasant more violent, NOW WE CAN TURN HOBBITS INTO MUSH!!!

16:56 the fact that he said he lost, his screen might be to big to see the "Red Victory" at the top of his screen. Yet again, pretty much just try again for the fun of it.

2:09 “I just don’t understand how anyone can design a 15 million dollar war vehicle that can be taken out with a pointy branch!” Yeah and maybe a 2,500 pound mammoth?

16:58 Cap: We lost. Me looking at the top screen Also me: I’ll pretend I didn’t see nothing

It’s always nice to see you upload cap. Oh and if you surround the people holding the dragons with shields they might be nearly invincible

i was eating when he talked about the centaurpede and choked and halfway died

16:57 when the game says you win but you still think you lost

16:57 captainsause "We lost" everybody else watching "YOU WON U JEEZ READ IT DUUD"

Everyone else: a tactical approach is best . Cap :USE FIRE

I like how he said he lost with the centourpede even though he won

The tank dies to easily honestly think it needs a health buff

the chain gunners when they start firing : PEW. PEW. PEW, PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW *dead*

I don’t know if anyone knows this but the Hwacha does more damage then the ballista and has a chance of killing the ice giant in 1 volley

Cap your sooo close to 2 mil. You really earned it with all your amazing videos

Horses dont do well with staires when there knees are made of jello. CaptainSauce 2020

“We have known since the dawn of time if there is a giant animal walking toward you shoot it” -CaptainSauce 2020

Surf n’ turf 5 Minotaurs 4 clams

"Look at what they did to my boy." *Nerfed Dark peasant*

Captinsause:we lost Everybody:wait you won????

I have 2 comment battles: 1.Holy jesus 1 tree giant 10 priests 2.Spiky pikes 30 pikes surrounding you

7:26 This is how cavemen were really frozen

3:50 I hope sauce never gets a puppy.

*Centaurpede on red team and game says Red Victory* Cap: OK we lost-

I don’t know if you have already tried this before but what would happen if you turned a unit like a ballista into a werewolf would the werewolf control the ballista? And if it can’t control the ballista and it walks away, would you not have a ballista anymore? Idk just a thing to think about I’m tired. Love your content though!

70% of the comment section: “I’m probably the only person who realised that the game said he won when he said that he lost”

CaptainSauce: I don't know what you do to get those snakes as stiff as arrows Snake Archers: STUFF STICKS DOWN THERE THROATS

captainsauce: o he sends out black spluges thats diffrent. me: the dark pesant is the esact same but with cool hair.do you not know this?

The dark peasant thumbnail: Me: *Afro man strikes back*

Battle Idea: Let the Hunt Begin 1 bear cavalry vs 10 bards

Round 1 *"red team lost'* Captain Sauce knows it but wants an excuse to use 2 and put them together

Me: leaves video Comes back The video: *TORPEDE CALVARY?!*

Finally, some good content in my suggested tab

I’m already crying laughing

"Porcupine" Your surrounded by 3 snake archers, 3 archers, 4 da Vinci tanks, 5 sword casters, and 1 hobbit surrounded by 10 firework archers.

Captain sauce: we lost Meanwhile: Red victory me: You think he might be color blind