The Unstoppable Dark Peasant - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Dark peasant: the boss in the game Peasant: when you get the boss as a playable character

Captainsauce: We made him bleed Dark peasant: all that for a drop of blood

Sauce-Oh I see a sliver of hp gone! Dark peasant-All of that for a drop of blood?

The amount of shock and worries in his voice when using the dark peasant is just horrific

here's the hints hint 1: traveling through a path a lumberjack cut down a tree but now the stump of the tree has something peculiar hint 2: i was walking near the church when i found a hole that used to be bunker what i found inside was something out of this world! hint 3: i wonder why church's bell hasn't rang in a month fun fact: i was testing the super boxer and the super boxer does get stronger everytime he loses

Hint:1 Deep beneath ground is a machine. For blowing up hobbits and running over teams. Maybe somewhere in a hole? But hold your horses cause it wasn't old Hint:2 On a stump near a wheelbarrow Is a mystical hat that belongs not to a warrior. But instead a gallant magic-maker Hint:3 Hidden away in the church's bell tower. Is a unit that possesses great power. Beware however it might not be stable. You'll see what I mean when it gets enabled. After you find all the units of The Legacy a new capmaign will be open to you

The clock chimes to doomsday Everlasting darkness awaits us For only one may keep it at bay However he lost may never see the light Bells toll to the gods of present Deities of passed times forgotten Looked upon, shall he awaken Cleanse us of the ever prospering death Take the foul entity off the face of the Earth Only for the omnipotent to bring whom to punish Must a new evil arise upon us We may fail to discover the everlasting cure Vertical transports torment our prayers But shall thee prevail? But shall thoust gods abandon us? We shall see. The Declaration of the Horse -Priests of the Church of the Wobbly Horse

"Usually the fingers and the mouths come before the tentacles but yeah sure" a man of culture indeed

Hint: under a tree unlike like the rest Where there is no light a beast nests Under there it can be found Sitting there in the ground Like so cap can see

1: Damnit bobby how did you crash it underground?! 2: Every chuch has a **Bell** 3: Thor isnt the only one who resides in craters

Imagine if a modern army went up against the Dark Peasant: Hundreds of armor-piecing rounds begin flying at a single target. The first couple salvos are easily deflected by the Peasant but there are just too many. A fiery cloud envelops the Dark Peasant and the soldiers cheer now that the monster is defeated. The dust settles and the Peasant wipes some dirt off his shirt. The soldiers run in a panic as their own cannons are thrown at them. Those who run too slow are picked up by hands and thrown into the ground. None escape. It is now humanity’s darkest hour.

Title: The Unstoppable Dark Peasant Super Peasant: *laughing in the corner*

dark peasant : *exists* Cap : "why are you invincible* me : "There is another" +hint all prase the church of the wobbly horse

1:look more in the church of the wobbly horse 2: look around or *under* trees 3:keep looking at the camps 4: open your eyes, stick your head out the window, do what you need to do to see.

I just realised that the dark peasant’s floating dark hands are the only hands in TABS with fingers on them!

DP: "When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk." ~Alucard Hellsing Abridged

Hints for units: Ding dong the Demon is dead A clump of the trunk and under the stump with give you the thump. By the wierd kid btw Follow, follow, follow the Yellow Brick Road

Here's a hint, A metal behemoth sunk beneath the lands, it awaits its user under its tree and in its cave A man of magic and mystics, his hat lays in what he used to carry his belongings long distances

I like how the dark peasant gets more powerful the more you use it. Sauce hasn’t even recognized the full power of the dark peasant!

“I never knew a peasant in a bowl cut could be so terrifying” Young Anakin fits that description meanwhile during order 66 *slaughters younglings*

If you ever feel that the dark peasant is hell, gain hope from the sound of the church bell. You thought you found all there is to see, look for rabbits in the shade of the tree. If this location brings tremendous worry, walk around the church for an unexpected journey.

Captainsauce: I dont want these video to be like really long Everyone: we do

Captain sauce: we made him bleed! Dark peasent: all of that just for a drop of blood

I just love how he has a amazing youtube channel and you see him wearing cheap earbuds

Hint: Within the walls of the wobbly horse Lays an old friend, who rings with force. The bell tongs for the new hero Able to reduce the darkness to zero.

“Unnamed Peasant” Dark in Heart, Void of Soul

Dark peasant took "catch these hands" To not only a new level but a new dimension

The dark peasant in a nutshell: Units: your surrounded! DP: all I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men

Bomb on a stick: who are you? Barrel roller: I’m you but stronger

Hint 1: I think I left my hat on a tree stump Hint 2: bury this machine in a hole! Hint 3: I think something is glowing from the church of the wobbly horse, but I can’t reach it Edit: 50 likes in 16 hours. Why?

Dark peasant: "This is HANDS down the strongest unit in the game" 11:01

The dark peasant can't block crows but the dark peasant also has 1,000,000 health just like the super peasant.

“Oh, the dark peasant is back and he is feeling *slappy* “ Ok that line is pure gold.

In a wobbly church lies history but it’s no a mystery, he’s not so pleasant for the dark peasant, but now you know so you must go, find the bell that’s where fell.

"Boom for melee, talk to the hand for ranged..." -CaptainSauce 2020

Captain: if I can't hurt you, I will break you 11:35

Hints: Looking down from up in my tower, I'm filled with the divinest power. Looking up to the trees from the hole down here, I'm a long used war machine that leaves the dead as smears. Here I lay with my hat upon my tomb, I hold eldritch knowledge which brings others to their doom. Please like so he sees.

Title: The Unstoppable Dark Peasant Me who just sent 500 snake archers and made the Dark Peasant kill itself: Pathetic

fun fact from the future I tried to make an anti dark peasant in the unit creator. I used the Ice king sword and an invincible unit (infinate health) and most importantly, I made him focus his own team (You can make your character target the enemy or the closest friend or the most expensive friend) And it turns out that hitting the dark peasent has a thorns effect. The ice king sword (that instantly freeses units) froze its wielder when it hit the dark peasentwhile the dark peasent dident freeze at all

CaptainSauce: nothing can kill the dark peasant Super peasant: Am I a joke to you

Hint for a few units: There is a siege from the closed beta whom resides abandoned under the earth under trees The counter you seek resides in the top of a tall building There is a man of magic whom forgot his hat by a cart

The dark peasant *the man who speaks in hands *Gaster watching this* *„this isn't true”

The only ranged attack I can think of that can get through his defense is a magic missile at point blank. I had to use the dark peasant throw to get that too.

10% of the video: actually finding units 90% of the video: trying to defeat the dark peasant when there is an obvious answer when you find all the units.

Hint: as the dark peasant brings destruction our only hero is behind obstruction search the church you can rescue him but hurry for our time is thin

“The Dark Peasant is the strongest unit in the game!” Dolores Custom Unit: *Are you sure about that*

3:35 Fred doesn't even look like he's there. The units next to him have their weapons but then Fred's weapon is just, there.

Cap: "If we can hurt him we can kill him" Dark Peasant: *proceeds to get a black eye*

The bell rings upon the Dark Peasant's defeat. Trees grew from the 3-man team driving this rolling death, which is still in it's hole A man visited the Shire, took a rest and found himself near the Church with his cart

The boxer has a unique dodge ability he'll use against melee attacks, where he just jumps backwards, on top of having a decently strong attack due to it's short cooldown. The boxer is definitely overpriced, but you should try to take control of the boxer in a tournament-style video against other tabs units, because I had fun doing something like that in the game

"I never thought a hobo in a bull cut could look that intimidating" --CaptainSauce 2020

Comment battle: The crew of Davy Jones: 1 Reaper as Davy Jones 1 Swordcaster as Maccus 20 Skeleton Warriors as crew members 1 Vampire as Jimmy Legs 1 Ice Giant as the Krakken 2 Shamans as Davy Jones's Locker. No insane legacy units or modded units. Also no ballista.

CaptainSauce: Dark peasant Is The Best Unit In The Game! Another Powerful being within the update(no spoilers): Wtf did you say?

“The unstoppable dark peasant” Old M16 unit: …

Dark Peasant: your gonna get these hands

For who knows for where a match for the ice giant might be, but all I know is a clump of trees. For a giant hole maybe, buried under trees. Yet you don’t know where this Unit might be. On the holy church of the horse, some weapon of gods is only allowed for peasants you see. The roof may be broken for the Pharaoh and the Weapon for the Pike, but a third hides in the church. A bell maybe? She is the only match for the strongest of evils. For who knows where this Unit is hiding.

cap to dark peasant: would you rather fight some kids or- dark peasant: I wanna fight some kids cap: no that wasn't the ques dark peasant: those kids are gettin S L A P P E D

the super peasant instantly kills dark peasant

Dark peasant is creepy when the sound got so slowly

Hint: 1: Under Stuff Under Leafs A Fossil Of Metal Lyes Under Leafs Of Dirt 2: Churches Of Wobbly Horse Tops Em All Caps Find That Darn Troops!

Dark peasant: *Catches The millions of arrows coming at it* My Mind:”NOW THIS IS A AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT”

Lmao his face when he checked the health insurance f the dark peasant it got me 💀

By the way, when you launched the Hawatcha's? Idk how the heck to spell it because I dont play the game but I dont think The Dark Peasant threw some of the arrows back, what happened was that they hit each other because during the round of the Dark Peasant vs the exploding arrows or whatever those units are called- as you said, " The arrows get pulled into some kind of nether-void"

Captain: We made him bleed at least a little My brain cells for some reason: "Infinity war flashback": All that for a drop of blood?

Sauce: that is hands down the most powerful unit in the game Me: unintended pun lol

He brings an entirely new meaning to “throwing hands”

Captain Sauce The Dark peasant is the strongest its just that the super peasant can beat him. The Dark Peasant has more health you cant test it using black hole hobbit, It has multiple kinds of attacks, more powerful you can test it by putting them up against an army of units. The only thing The Super Peasant has on The Dark Peasant is speed he, attack so fast that he flies that all

"He's feelin' Slappy" -Cap 2020

“The Fight of the Gods” One Punch Man V.S. Dark Peasant

3:29 “ I don’t think your gonna be able to slap someone who’s strong enough to tame a dinosaur. “ Ark players: am I a joke to you?

Its funny seeing his smile fade away when he finds the dark peasant

Hint 1: next to a cart I have died. on a tree trunk is where my hat resides. Hint 2: don't look high you must look low. A tree is where I am below. Hint 3: hear the bell there I fly. Went to close and said goodbye.

Hint of riddles: The ____ of the lake's lake dried up, and they planted four trees and filled it up. Follow the packed road to Gandalf's ride, where this unit is sure to hide. The church of the wobbly horse has three guardians, one of which allows the units to fight. Of the other two, they're yin and yang. You've found yin, now find yang. Yin was banished and buried, while yang was worshiped. Now it's time for yang to toll again, and fight yin. Even though it will probably win. Once you find them all, its time to fight. You've fought the other factions, time to do it again! Just pray that yin and yang don't fight you.

CaptainSauce's "Oh what?!": 9:18 and 10:32 and "What the hell?!": 12:08

Dark peasent:*takes a entire army of giants Also dark peasant: all that for a drop of blood

him useing his hands to block captinsauce : he's to op HANDS down the dark peasent starts chocking captin sauce

The one question on all of our minds: What would happen when a Dark Peasant fought a Dark Peasant.

Dark peasant from 2016: I maybe a young Deadly Lord of Destruction and Choas, but soon I will return with Dmonic-Powers. Dark peasant 2020: *I am Back.*

Captin S: I think he lost a little bit of health their... Dark peasant:"all that....for a drop of blood"

Captinsauce: dark peasent is HANDS down the strongest unit super peasent: hold ma beer

Captinsauce: dark peasent is my favourite unit Mammoth: sad fuzzy noises

Captainsauce the boxer will do great in this fight. Super boxer : thanks for the extra gloves guys I really need 900 more.

3:40 Is it just me or did Fred drop his weapon and made a run for it?

One may visit the Shirer when one finds Gandalf’s hat he lost it somewhere on yonder Path Where a lumberjack once rest. One may pray when my bell’s call I’m the one to save you all. it is you whom must free me from my final resting place in a hole under a tree near the place that used to ring. Have fun. please like my riddle

hoplite: MY SPEAR IS THE LONGEST sarissa: WELL MY SPEAR IS WAY LONGER THEN YOUR pike: amateurs sarissa: WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK? pike: AMATEURS

Hint 1:Within the Church of the wobbly horse is where rest a power that was once inferior against the dark pesant many years ago but now it has not only come for justice but REVENGE Hint 2:hidden away in a hole is a gigantic steel thing that now rest in the hole it was neglected and sold but beware because its not that old Hint 3:in the ally camps lies a flag that will your range units to not be a stupid Hint 4:in the enemy camp lies a flag that makes the wobbly horse even more wobbly Hint 5:somewhere in the grass lies a hat of a great magic maker a long time ago

I like how the dark peasant constantly looks like he's waving at you

Dark peasant: Oh No not the ballistas Also dark peasant 3 seconds later: *SIKE*

“Their just gonna be whopping around their shaft trying to touch ‘Em with the tip” ~ CaptainSauce 2020 (3:05 timestamp)

Captain: dark peasant is the most op unit Super peasant: let me introduce myself

He lagged so hard I could feel it

Ice giants:we got ya 20 to one! Dark peasant: I like those odds.

Captainsauce: Get your mind out of the gutter. Me: You phrased it like that.

8:48 that one bearer in the side: *aight I’m out*

11:56 gotta catch them all

RU-vid: no comments here! The comment section: I beg to differ. Edit: I don’t usually do this because I don’t usually get this many likes, and I know 75 isn’t much, but it’s my most liked comment! So thank you to the 75 people who thought this comment was like worthy! You made my day that much better, and I hope yours is good to!

When Cap Feels like a literall God LandFall : No No No i dont think so

14:18 the dark present said " uh uh paper beats rock"

Landfall: how much bs do you want Dark peasant: Y̶̢̢̰͓̘̪͈͎̜͎͉͉̱͍̹̜̖͌̾̄́́͆̂̈́́̀̐̒̕̚͠͝e̷̡̢̛̠̞͆͑̅̄̈́̇́̋̌s̶̱͈̒̂͛̀̅̍̍͆̿͝

I’m sad that when the pike got smashed by the snow giant he didn’t call them “pikemen pancakes”