The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

12:28 "i want every gun we have to fire on that man" Dark Peasant: **Brushes off shoulders**

"I defeated the red team single-handedly." Me: *glances at the orbiting black gloves of death*

When blitz says: why are they running away? Me: *fear dawns in eyes* they're not running away...they're being dragged.

New people: what’s the dark peasant Ogs: I haven’t heard there name in years

8:04 the best sound he ever made is when he wanted to say “OOOOOO” but was in the middle of saying Thor so it was just “thOOOOOOOOR”

I tried to kill superpeasant and darkpeasant. There's the strategies: 1) to kill dark peasant you need like a two hundred or so ice giants, he for some reason gets stuck in their corpses and does almost none damage. But maybe this was just a bug. 2) Superpesant is actually easier, a bunch of cupids just lock him in place and slowly kill him if they manage to hit him once

Blitz: The Dark Peasant is unkillable! The Super Peasant: *Are you sure about that?*

19:19 Blitz: so what is the most powerful melee unit in the game. Super peasant:Am I a joke to you?

Use a dark peasant against catapults you’re really gonna love the outcome

just swinging his little ding a ling back and forth. blitz: lets give him 10 cHeErLeAdErS

Nobody: Anime MC when the power of friendship kicks in: 12:10

Blitz: i defeated the red team single handedly Me: except for all the dark peasant's glove hands

9:50 Oh look! A new splatoon update!

Blitz: Keeps on saying the dark peasant is the best in the game. Super peasant: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!?

Blitz: “Dark peasant is unkillable” Super peasant: Hold my bracelets...

16:34 the dark peasant got a sword in him. So I wonder if a ton of super buffed sword casters could defeat it

The Dark peasent is like: lol stay out of my Way Or get deleted.

"They're so excited" -Blitz 2020

Dark Peasant: Ima kill them from a far. Super Peasant: *YEET*

Blitz: Let me know how to kill the dark peasant! Me: imma say 2 words: Super Peasant

Him vs one punch man EPIC FIGHT Right guys like to say yes

Thanos: “all that for a drop of blood” Dark Peasant:

0:40 tiananmen square, 1989, colorized.

Blitz: There something very satisfying about a pikeman maybe because of his stick

Yay I’m glad you’re playing with this lol

When your frames per second turns into seconds per frame you know you have done good

I surrounded the dark peasant with a LOT of Artemis units (using the circle perimeter really small around him) and he could not block all of their arrows, some got through which means he has a limited number of hands he can use to block with. Once he goes over that limit you can hit him with the heavy damage stuff. He throws explosives and small bullets back at units though, so don't use any of those (Gatling guns, explosive cannons, quick draw, etc). He can not block wizard lightning or any attack that falls from the sky (like Gunslinger bullets). You can give a sword thrower a bunch of cheer leaders and go into super slowmo and he will generate a laser beam of swords. Also, if two projectiles go for the same spot the dark peasant will not use another of his hands, so you have to use inaccurate or strafing units to make him use up more hands.

Hey blitz just so u know at 16:34 exactly 1 sword struck the dark peasant

Keep us the great work Blitz, I love your videos!

uses super pesant,"oh dude! Thats your team there!" was his team!

"Nothing can kill the dark peasent" Super peasent:Am i a joke to you?

8:49 cheerleaders help the tank tank proceeds to genocide the earth

16:35 a sword want in dark peasents sword can kill him

9:41 Gaster using his polychromatism after seeing sans and papyrus die.

Its swinging his little dingeling XD Its so funny

5:35 um did i hear you wrong lol

When you're early and all the comments are "eArLYYyYYy"

I LOVE YOUR EPIC CONtent Hopefully i can post great content like you :) keep up the good work blitz love the tabs.

Swinging his Ding-A-Ling around lol

Super Peasent: Are you Underestimating me..?

Dark peasant is literally the manifestation of ‘Social distancing’

"they cant even hit him* Blitz: puts the towers 10000 miles apart and the dark peasant has infinite range I WONDER WHY THEY CANT HIT HIM.

Blitz: THE DARK PEASANT IS UNKILLABLE! super peasant: are you sure about that?

A bunch of pikemen might be able to defeat the dark peasant because they do very high damage and have an amazing range for a melee unit. It might also help to put some damage sponges to tank the damage so the pikemen can get close enough to hit the dark peasant

Blitz to tab unit: did you die? Tab unit: yes Blitz: your name is Kevin now

**everyone gets brutally murdered** Cheer leaders: “YAYYYYYY :D”

Dark peasant:im the best! Super peasant:are u sure? Ice giant:someone remember me?

12:28 Luke in the Star Wars sequels all over again

I was messing around with the dark peasant and I managed to hit him with a single arrow btw I had 100 artemis

16:15 the moment in every anime when the big bad makes his first appearance

Try putting the Dark Peasant up against several cannons or catapults. Make sure to do this in an open space with flat terrain for a fun surprise.

Blitz says “Let’s see if this works” my ads pampers extra strong padding

Me in my head: I wonder what would happen if you gave the tank cheerleaders * Blitz says it * Me: Now I remember why I subscribed

the dark peasent might be the child from fantastic beasts and where to find them.

Some thing you may or may not know, if you use a banner bearer any units in the circle stay put, very fun for a ranged cheerleader combo 👌🏻

I love how his power is just the godhands

“Oh he’s swinging his little dingly thing,*oh that came out wrong*”

This would make such a good anime where the dark peasant is the enemy and they try all these ways to stop him and then super peasant comes and blah blah

Blitz should play Among Us, I feel like he’s going to have a really fun time

Tip: you can use the banner bearer (not to be confused with the flag bearer) to keep units within the range of the cheerleader because the banner bearer keeps units in place.

“Banner bearer does nothing” Sure

The dark peasant is the tabs version of the "oh no... anyway" meme

Blitz: The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE super peasant: hold my beer

9:51 dark peasent go brrrrrrrrrr

me who just killed the Dark Peasant with a super peasant, press X to doubt

Your not first Your not last More importantly *Who the heck asked*

1:55 have you ever heard of the anime "Gate"

6:41 Sidious's lightnings go brrrr

16:47 this was the most epic scene in this vid

There is something satisfying about the the pikeman he has a really long stick in front of him. Me:😐

Blitz: Neowm noewm neowm. Me:LOL LOL LOL

Blitz:he did it single handily large brains:he did it MANY handily!

Im a very big fan

Blitz: Its winging its little ding a ling back and forth! Also blitz: not fast i need MORE SPEED 10 CHEERLEADERS Also watching the Dark Peasant block 50 tank bullets is just the coolest thing

12:10 raw footage of Luke skywalker surviving the lasers of many AT ATs in Star Wars TLJ

I guess the dark peasant can throw hands with anyone

The pikemen were actually meant to stop transportation like horses.

The beginning reminds me of a certain square in China that ”nothing ever happened in”

That derpy horse tho lmao 🤣

Literally almost nothing can even survive 1 shot from the ballista and it’s great

The super peasant reminds me of yondu's mind contoll arrow from Guardian of the Galaxy

no one: hitler to the train driver: drive over them tough that will be exciting

I love the horse😂

The dark peasant be throwing hands

Hi hope every one is OK make sure to take care of your family and have a good day ♥♥

Blitz: oh its swinging its little dingaling around My mom: son what the hell are you watching?

Death by scarecrow with 100,000 cheerleaders except the scarecrow dies if it spawns to many crows for some reason

Kid: is hung with a twizzler The Oompa Loompas: 3:33

10 shouters, 10 fan bearers, 2 ice giants, 5 banner bearers for the shouters & fan bearers & 2 flag bearers vs. 1 dark peasant on a simulation map.

14:25 "Single-Handedly," Huh? I see a bit more than ONE hand, or Two for that matter

you can kill the dark peasant with the super peasant. like so blitz can see

put the dark peasant up against some super powered hawatchas (sorry don't know how to spell it) it is beautiful.

Blitz: Why dont we give him 10 Cheerleaders to play with. Me: How bout u download the bug dlc and well yknow... put range units attack fast.

7:00 with this speed he isn't a wizard, he is Darth Sodius.

He talks about how his favorite unit is the one that spins, but never tried mace spinner buffed

I love it when you crush baron at tabs multiplayer

Gotta say that the tank is my favorite to possess and play as

He's just swinging his little dingle ling

In the old version of (Totally_Accurate_Battle_Simulator) there was a way to kill the (SuperPeasant) & (DarkPeasant) without putting the Against each other, but at the time, the (Military_Faction) & some kind of (Future_Faction) existed at that time! But in this version of the game, as you know the (Military_Faction) and that (Future_Faction) don’t existed in this version! I don’t remember the name of the second one i mentioned! But these two Factions were the only ones who were even able to kill the (SuperPeasant) & (DarkPeasant) but even back then it was a Challenge just to kill them! I also noticed that in this version the (DarkPeasant) and (SuperPeasant) got A major update, or in other words upgrade! The (SuperPeasant) is more Defense then before, is way faster and kills much faster and its attacks are even faster too, and because of the Super fast moving speed the (SuperPeasant) now has, its even harder to kill him, much less hit him! The (SuperPeasant) was fast back then, but not As fast as he is now! The (DarkPeasant) is more Defense, its moving speed is some what the same, he has a range attack now, that can one shots any unit it hits, not only that, but when the (DarkPeasant) is in range to used his (range_attack) he stops moving and stands their and attacks his foes from afar! The hands are completely new too, and with those hand, comes a-lot of Defense with them! The (DarkPeasant) now Blocks Ranged attacks, Which is bad because the only thing that could kill him back then, was (Ranged_Attacks) which the (Military_Faction) had covered, and The giant (Chicken_Man_Man) that pooped out other Smaller (Chicken_Men)! Keep in mind the Giant Chicken Man Man could only beat him if you had like 10-12 of them! But with that many, the game would start dying with how many entities there were in the game!

Super peasant:are you sure about that?