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A montage of The Day Today's finance correspondent, Collaterlie Sisters.

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@3chords490
@3chords490 3 года назад
This actually makes more sense to me than the actual finance news. I’ve been basing my entire investment portfolio on her advice and made 2 million kidneys so far.
@espertron
@espertron 3 года назад
hahaha brilliant
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 3 года назад
United Haha
@DANTHETUBEMAN
@DANTHETUBEMAN 2 года назад
Finance ars
@muk8804
@muk8804 2 года назад
Securivage
@seang3019
@seang3019 2 года назад
Up slightly?
@christaylor7411
@christaylor7411 3 года назад
Her acting is so intense it’s unsettling. So underrated
@espertron
@espertron 3 года назад
Chris.
@christaylor7411
@christaylor7411 3 года назад
@@espertron 😂😂
@Hinch2011
@Hinch2011 2 года назад
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER. TAKE HER OFF MY SCREEN.
@Vojife
@Vojife 5 лет назад
She's such an excellent actress! That little unnatural proud, amused flash of a laugh at arbitrary times is brilliant.
@deltaMurdoch
@deltaMurdoch 3 года назад
Collaterlie's sudden deactivation at 1:27 will never cease to kill me
@madmurdock100
@madmurdock100 2 месяца назад
"Take her off the monitor, I don't want to see her face." 😂😂😂
@steveforest8385
@steveforest8385 8 лет назад
I knew long before it's collapse that the writing was on the wall for Watney Heckbulb. That's why I sold up and invested in Spackhandy Choptubes.
@Bhodisatvas
@Bhodisatvas 8 лет назад
+Steve Forest I tried to put all my holdings into Securivag but the market opening was too small and the currency susan was not in my favour at all.
@kisbie
@kisbie 5 лет назад
I like how you can tell which of Morris, Iannucci and Dumpy Susan Baynham came up with which company name.
@steveforest8385
@steveforest8385 3 года назад
@@Bhodisatvas No insider trading going off there then?
@olaf7441
@olaf7441 3 года назад
I was confused at first because you abbreviated their full name from Watney Heckbulb uhhhhhhhhh.
@sarahdixon6011
@sarahdixon6011 3 года назад
Me too.
@andytaylor5636
@andytaylor5636 7 месяцев назад
Doon Mackichan never fails to make me laugh. If she’s in it, I’ll watch it. From .”The Day Today” to “Plebs” she’s never failed. Such a brilliant actress.
@Desmaad
@Desmaad 13 лет назад
She's creepy in her sheer blandness. Her blatantly artificial and inappropriate smirking once every episode and increasingly odd behaviour make it worse!
@garrick3727
@garrick3727 3 года назад
This never gets old. They show these clips in Finance Correspondent Training School.
@GrahamMilkdrop
@GrahamMilkdrop 4 года назад
I remember not being able to watch the news in the same way I had become accustomed to after watching this show. The delivery is so spot on that it was indistinguishable from the real thing and for the first time in my life I understood that the news was a tool constructed for the purpose of creating a state of mind in the viewer and not for informing them. Bravo to the team for doing such a great job! Thank god for people like them!
@marcraygun6290
@marcraygun6290 3 года назад
My mum thought the pound being stolen was real.....
@realSethMeyers
@realSethMeyers 2 года назад
🤣 Now this is some "I'm 14 and this is deep" content right here ^
@GrahamMilkdrop
@GrahamMilkdrop 2 года назад
@T P I wasn't aware I was being graded!
@GrahamMilkdrop
@GrahamMilkdrop 2 года назад
@@realSethMeyers 1994 was so long ago that they hadn't come up with the 'I'm 14 and this is deep' meme. I was actually 19 and yes... for me, it was deep.
@robair67
@robair67 Год назад
This comment becomes increasingly true for an ever greater number of people, as the fake news media get their international finance arse handed to them, on a daily basis, due to their woeful inability to make fact into doubt "go".
@vdd
@vdd 12 лет назад
"A rather cowy night for the pound, it's 0.79 down against the German Bordello and 100 down against The Bitch" Classic!
@TJDious
@TJDious 2 года назад
She deserves to be ennobled for being able to deliver this with a straight face.
@spacechief2000
@spacechief2000 8 лет назад
Just to remind everyone that this is Doon Mackichan, who was also in Smack the Pony, well worth watching all of her other stuff.
@espertron
@espertron 8 лет назад
She was amazing in Green Wing. One of my fave comedians! I edited and uploaded this years ago because no one else had, and every now and then someone comments and I get notified, bringing me back here. I still piss myself watching it. Every time.
@kaukaumooo
@kaukaumooo 8 лет назад
+espertron Doon Mackichan wasn't in Green Wing, unless you're referring to the unaired pilot
@espertron
@espertron 8 лет назад
+Kau カウ イリアム holy shit you're right, I totally had her mixed up with Michelle Gomez who has a really similar comedic style. Soon was awesome in Smack the Pony though!
@abbaszaidi8371
@abbaszaidi8371 5 лет назад
I still picture Doon undressing in front of Alan Partridge after dressage. A real lady
@espertron
@espertron 5 лет назад
@@matthewlamont4111 Really? Huh. Oh well. I borrowed the complete DVD box set from a friend and digitised it onto my MacBookPro back when they used to have DVD drives built into them, and I thought I had captured all the clips. But I posted this over 9 years ago, and I have neither the hardware, software, time, or will to put this right. Please accept my apologies!
@thomascassidy2724
@thomascassidy2724 10 лет назад
The Currency Susan broke me
@garethhughes6739
@garethhughes6739 2 года назад
You spotted that the plain, dumpy Susan with bad ears is Peter Bayham in drag, right?!
@deanandthebeans857
@deanandthebeans857 3 года назад
Brilliant! What anyone who doesn't understand economics actually hears from the financial news
@espertron
@espertron 3 года назад
Let's take a quick look at the International Finance Arse
@mfeltes
@mfeltes 2 года назад
To be fair, it's also what you hear once you understand economics very well.
@ShmaerkWards
@ShmaerkWards 2 года назад
Watching this again after Blade Runner 2049, Luv suddenly reminded of Collaterlie Sisters.
@Lytton333
@Lytton333 10 лет назад
Hey, Collaterlie.. More news.. The Bildungsroman vacuumed six notches against the Croatian Gnocci, whilst trading murmurs brought a swift bileback on the backwards futuring markets on the Yangtse index finger charts...
@wohltemper
@wohltemper 11 лет назад
We covered these topics when I did my finance MBA, but to be honest I never really got a firm grasp of the International Finance Arse.
@JustinBenn
@JustinBenn 4 года назад
Sounds succulent. Chris.
@wohltemper
@wohltemper 3 года назад
ettlz yes you don’t want to rub them up the wrong way...
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 2 года назад
Spackhandy Chop Tubes
@seang3019
@seang3019 2 года назад
Perfectly simple: 4
@llary
@llary 2 года назад
@@JustinBenn Chris.
@maxallen3438
@maxallen3438 8 месяцев назад
I’d love to hear Collaterlie doing the Shipping Forecast.
@cmciaranmasterson
@cmciaranmasterson 6 лет назад
Doon Mackichan, in her role as "Collaterlie Sisters", is the spitting image of former ITN newscaster Sue Carpenter.
@CharlieFlemingOriginal
@CharlieFlemingOriginal 8 месяцев назад
Absolutely is 😂 brilliant.
@Jim17735
@Jim17735 3 года назад
When you are watching this and really wish you hadn't got rid of your Day Today DVDs about 6years ago
@espertron
@espertron 3 года назад
When you borrowed your friend's dvd, ripped and uploaded this 11 years ago and wish you'd just uploaded the whole thing :(
@lozinja
@lozinja 2 месяца назад
The whole series is still available on dvd for a few quid
@billgreen576
@billgreen576 2 года назад
Perfect. Sounds like every finance report ever. In the same category of giving national traffic reports on the radio.
@ewen4544
@ewen4544 Год назад
Liz Truss saw this back in the day, absolutely.
@mrengulfeddirector
@mrengulfeddirector 5 лет назад
am i having a stroke or is this genius
@espertron
@espertron 5 лет назад
mrengulfeddirector absolute genius
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 года назад
both
@keyboarddancers7751
@keyboarddancers7751 2 года назад
Unbelievable and yet somehow believable!
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 7 лет назад
My god was this woman sexy. And not just because she spouted random inanities with the polish of a professional journalist. Chris.
@AsinineComment
@AsinineComment 2 года назад
Never seen this character before.... This is / was *genius level* acting (and writing)!
@michaeljames8531
@michaeljames8531 6 лет назад
If it weren’t for Edgeledge Wedgebarge’s strong IPO on the NASDAQ the collapse of Lehman’s would’ve wiped me out. Made a killing.
@nelsonr32
@nelsonr32 12 лет назад
"Only because you landed in somebody's stomach..."
@rumourhats
@rumourhats 2 года назад
It was Britain that started trading with itself.
@bruceleeharveyoswald5104
@bruceleeharveyoswald5104 5 лет назад
Crap! I put all my money into Collected Breath Dumps. What a fool I've been.
@cheeseontoast9418
@cheeseontoast9418 6 лет назад
1:53 whatney heckbulb uwwwwwh
@ph1980
@ph1980 5 лет назад
I want to invest in them!!!
@CharlieFlemingOriginal
@CharlieFlemingOriginal 8 месяцев назад
​@@ph1980DON'T all the burping dragged the company down. 😮
@JuliusCaribou
@JuliusCaribou 4 года назад
The pound flubbed today by 4 Pascals and caused my shares in Chubley Gaslimbs to vibrate down to 3.4.
@Dead-Ball-Situation
@Dead-Ball-Situation 2 года назад
I love her deliberately robotic caricature, which malfunctions now and again. Chris.
@aodhablackheart
@aodhablackheart 2 года назад
She's so chaotic, like a malfunctioning robot :)
@firedragonosis
@firedragonosis 2 года назад
YOU DO IT! GET IT NOW! NO, YOU GET IT, IT'S OVER THERE!
@interstate366
@interstate366 Год назад
When you’re watching ASMR bloopers
@phill80
@phill80 Год назад
I lost it at ‘spak-handy chop tubs’. 😂
@TomboBrewster
@TomboBrewster 12 дней назад
I've always wanted to do "In summary then oh no" in my monthly finance reports 😆
@andyroocraig
@andyroocraig 13 лет назад
Just unfeasibly brilliant...
@jd00313
@jd00313 3 года назад
Just found this because you recommended it in your book :)
@andrewcraig2183
@andrewcraig2183 3 года назад
@@jd00313 Haha. Glad to hear. Did you find it funny?
@explained3275
@explained3275 11 месяцев назад
Yes, the brilliance just cannot be feased. 😆
@keelerrobinson5772
@keelerrobinson5772 2 года назад
Watney, Heckbulb, Uhhhhhhhh I lost it
@BarterTom
@BarterTom 2 месяца назад
Creates the perfect characterisation of someone who is intensely self conscious on camera.
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 3 года назад
*THANKS CHRIS*
@EyeofAffinado
@EyeofAffinado 2 года назад
I have a Lucinda Childs deadpan deliverance that makes my eyes smile. Chris. CHRIS
@austinwoods466
@austinwoods466 3 года назад
Doon Mackichan would make a great 14th Doctor.
@castironpenguin
@castironpenguin 3 года назад
Sure, if by "great" you mean "terrifying".
@jeffjefferson7384
@jeffjefferson7384 2 года назад
I want her back to explain Bitcoin and NFTs :)
@rp6398
@rp6398 3 года назад
I desperately want an Iggy Pop £5 note 😂
@tcraigh1
@tcraigh1 3 года назад
They need to release one even if it’s a limited edition
@morningstar9233
@morningstar9233 Месяц назад
Might've happened if Bowie Bank (remember that?) hadn't died in the arse.
@cogtroper
@cogtroper 11 месяцев назад
When colaterlie sisters started yelling at 1:34 it did things to me and I am very confused
@set1237
@set1237 2 года назад
That smirk.
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 Год назад
Anyone who has ever seen CNBC channel knows this is what watching a business news channel is like.
@KokoBWary
@KokoBWary Год назад
Lot of people commenting on the surrealness of the smirks, but oddly enough the delivery is a pretty much note perfect impression of the style all the market correspondents on the news used to adopt at that time, bizarre little half smirks included.
@lyxnick
@lyxnick 2 года назад
Ugh, can't believe I invested all my money when there was a unified arse. Lost loads of money.
@RafaelLSmith
@RafaelLSmith 9 лет назад
Chris
@Tobiemoss
@Tobiemoss 5 лет назад
summary
@ZuluRomeo
@ZuluRomeo 5 лет назад
Chris.
@obsidiandeluxe4474
@obsidiandeluxe4474 3 года назад
There was large whoop of dismay, *Chris*
@christaylor7411
@christaylor7411 3 года назад
Business
@robair67
@robair67 2 года назад
"...with bad ears" kills me!
@boozerverif
@boozerverif 12 лет назад
@Desmaad The reason Chris Morris is a champ: I've seen many newsanchors who are exactly as awkwardly bland as Collaterlie. It's dead on.
@stephenmcconnell1000
@stephenmcconnell1000 8 лет назад
In summary then Oh no.
@kisbie
@kisbie 5 лет назад
“Chris.”
@MrEAus
@MrEAus 4 года назад
At least she was able to summarise it with words, unlike Spartacus Mills who struggled to summarise with a sound...
@An_Arbitrary_Miscellany
@An_Arbitrary_Miscellany 11 месяцев назад
The "Chris... Chris... " at 1:58 is so good.
@simonray4373
@simonray4373 4 года назад
I want an Iggy Pop fiver
@kowskizury
@kowskizury 2 года назад
You will only be able to use it once unfortunately
@BOABModels
@BOABModels 10 месяцев назад
Doon Mackichan was in Good Omens as the Archangel Michael - another bizarre, cold, alienesque performance she nailed.
@paulwarren6105
@paulwarren6105 5 лет назад
Collaterlie Sisters 💖💖💖💖
@AmaPupiI
@AmaPupiI 2 года назад
Had to watch this immediately when someone mentioned the term "Core PCE Deflator" at a finance conference...
@AmaPupiI
@AmaPupiI 2 года назад
"In the current market, I think that looks really, really good in costless collar format, where a bank buys a floor to sell a cap and sell for a cap strike that makes their dealer indifferent between selling the floor and buying the cap."... You really couldn't make this stuff up...
@_Ben4810
@_Ben4810 4 месяца назад
Collaterlie Sisters...She forever sits on the shoulder of the BBC's Tania Beckett & Mariko Oi.....Chris...
@mandafitzsimons
@mandafitzsimons 11 лет назад
"only because you landed in somebody's stomach"
@krispy3790
@krispy3790 4 года назад
im dead
@MrEAus
@MrEAus 4 года назад
@@krispy3790 ...as is the person once attached to said stomach...
@claudiaxander
@claudiaxander Год назад
Oh those were the good old days! Now economic news is riddled with irrational nonsense !!!
@oscartravis5740
@oscartravis5740 7 лет назад
The Tories and DUP formed a unified arse only today
@Teeb2023
@Teeb2023 Год назад
This is just so completely and utterly yes. It has all the yesses.
@eldubya7972
@eldubya7972 Год назад
Tbh I’m in love with her
@applemask
@applemask 11 лет назад
FOUR.
@bertrandbunatz1765
@bertrandbunatz1765 3 года назад
Chris, Chris. On now to the money markets and a quick look at the international finance arse.
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 13 лет назад
Sevurivaj and United Haha. Great company names!
@privatehand
@privatehand 8 лет назад
That's rather good.
@michaelsnow7252
@michaelsnow7252 6 лет назад
and now she voices the top 100 whatever on channel 5
@williem1710
@williem1710 27 дней назад
Doon Mackichan is as talented as her name suggests.
@JappaKneads
@JappaKneads 5 лет назад
Forex trading favours the Sambla/Viochen pairs...market volatility catapults the entrenchment levels to the retraceable fibonaccis. A great day for trading...
@lesact
@lesact 2 года назад
I am in awe of their talent :-)
@FallNorth
@FallNorth 5 дней назад
I often look back with regret than I never bought into Securivag when they were cheap :(
@kyleyuen245
@kyleyuen245 3 года назад
0:18 that near crack to recovery is insane
@nottimhortons
@nottimhortons 2 года назад
No, it’s on purpose.
@torilazzalini-machecler5268
@torilazzalini-machecler5268 2 года назад
This wasn't live, so if she'd cracked they would have reshot. This was an acting decision
@andymassingham
@andymassingham 2 года назад
The day today was the opposite of Improv. Impeccably rehearsed and performed.
@Laundry_Hamper
@Laundry_Hamper 2 года назад
There's another after 1:04
@micahnewman
@micahnewman 2 года назад
The smirks at random times (at random random things) are part of the act.
@kellypaws
@kellypaws 4 года назад
Uncanny skill from Doon.
@changer_of_ways_999
@changer_of_ways_999 2 года назад
This is complete nonsense. I love it.
@leeosborne3793
@leeosborne3793 Год назад
The International Finance Arse needs to be a thing.
@Dipuzon
@Dipuzon 11 лет назад
further bad news for Watney Heck Bulb owhwhwhwh
@detectivejonesw
@detectivejonesw 3 года назад
Can you sum it in a word? No. A sound?
@karmlol
@karmlol 3 года назад
HuUoOaAh!
@MCBhangramuffin
@MCBhangramuffin 11 месяцев назад
"only because you landed in somebody's stomach!"
@geeblanco
@geeblanco 12 лет назад
Quote from the video
@TheBarnem13
@TheBarnem13 7 лет назад
Damn Troublefinchdusky holdings I should have invested in spackhandychop tubes and I would now be a German Bordello millonare looks like I'll have to move everything into the Portugese starling and hope for the best in summary then OH NO......Chris
@alexa1591
@alexa1591 2 года назад
Should have banked with the bitch
@oldmordim
@oldmordim 2 года назад
The best :)
@paulwarren9854
@paulwarren9854 3 года назад
I am still in Love.! 😉😍
@GoodWoIf
@GoodWoIf 3 года назад
I think I finally understand the "landed in someone's stomach." I thought it was some kind of fat joke I wasn't getting understanding for the longest time.
@jamie150741
@jamie150741 2 года назад
What is it?
@estebanvasquez2307
@estebanvasquez2307 2 года назад
Yeah, you gotta tell us what is it. That she's a "heavy" person?
@GoodWoIf
@GoodWoIf 2 года назад
@@estebanvasquez2307 ​ @jamie150741 Sorry guys I should've added that in. I think the joke is she "landed in someone's stomach" means he was saying if she would get into a car crash she'd "land in somebody's stomach" because she'd have her head down in someone's lap, in other words giving someone a blowie. He's saying she's loose or a whore.
@estebanvasquez2307
@estebanvasquez2307 2 года назад
@@GoodWoIf Hahahahaha holy, I think you're right. Definitely makes sense.
@mfeltes
@mfeltes 11 месяцев назад
"It's not an experience which I can see catching on, but neither is it one I regret."
@walterzamalis4846
@walterzamalis4846 2 года назад
I haven’t heard someone talk like her since before I could understand English properly
@LouiseBrooksBob
@LouiseBrooksBob 3 года назад
In summary then: "oh no!"
@QuizWriterMark
@QuizWriterMark Год назад
This is how all business news sounds to me
@JustinBenn
@JustinBenn 4 года назад
Edgeledge Wedgebudge.
@obsidiandeluxe4474
@obsidiandeluxe4474 3 года назад
In summary, then: *Oh no*
@hankhardigan1104
@hankhardigan1104 2 года назад
Those scripted smirks are beautiful
@thefenlanddefencesystem5080
So precise and unnerving.
@wishingwell12345
@wishingwell12345 2 года назад
I wish I hadn't sunk all my savings into Watney-Heckbulb-urrrrrrrrrgh. Been living in a box ever since. I suppose I could go round someone's house and just clean up.
@espertron
@espertron 2 года назад
😂 my sympathies… 11 years since I uploaded this and it’s the gift that keeps on giving. I love getting these sort of comments in my inbox every few weeks.
@RealityCheck6T9
@RealityCheck6T9 5 лет назад
The peseta burst open at four
@spats67
@spats67 11 лет назад
Has she ever looked sexier?
@godskitchen82
@godskitchen82 12 лет назад
Whatney heck bulb errrrrrrrrrrr
@CornedBeefSurprise
@CornedBeefSurprise 11 лет назад
In summary then oh no.
@FallNorth
@FallNorth 5 дней назад
Thinking about it, you don't get this sort of news, it used to be a thing, on the normal news anyway? (I'm sure satellite business channels still do). The financial news used to be a normal segment in the main news like the BBC and this is ripping at it. Now I suppose you have the internet so anyone intersted in live FTSE or currency movements has it on a screen in 30 seconds anyway, so the broadcasters feel less need to condense it into a summary like this. The last years the main BBC news generally will only cover things like movements in the pound or FTSE etc when they see they might be able to pin it on Brexit and say "Brexit bad" or something similar. I.e. When it's a lever the BBC can pull to nudge opinion in a BBC compliant direction. Also they can't afford to employ Currency Susan anymore as they needed all the German Bordello the can stuff into an envelope to fund Gary Linekers next sports car.
@seang3019
@seang3019 2 года назад
Watney Heck Bulb Errrrrrrr...
@joeritchie7286
@joeritchie7286 2 года назад
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