The deadly tentacles of the Portuguese man o' war | Blue Planet II - BBC One 

Oh I was fool then XD but it looks so electricityes tho

I thought It was doing that

It's the same as power lines/tram lines, the car headlights reflecting off them make it look electrified.

also like cgi

I thought the exact same thing. So cool

They played it because of the ship named the Man O' War

Fun fact the Portuguese man o war isn't actually a jelly fish. they are siphonophore's is a colony of smaller animals the float the reproduction even the tentacles (which themselves can be divided up between digestion and attacking) are separate animals fused together. It's basically a very small floating carnivorous city.

@@louiscypher4186 yeah i was gonna say the same thing but im 11minutes too late

@@louiscypher4186. That makes it even more wicked.

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

I never noticed, but yes it’s all there! 😂

The sound effects may be fake but they're cool

Pretty much all the sounds in these types of documentaries are added in post production.

@@rockycuro7737 i don't feel any cooling wearing fake Rolex..

@Ras Musevery single sound you hear in this video is added to the video. The sounds of the water even are recorded on a shore. Waves don't make those noises on open sea.

Remember humans can still die of those tentacles, so if you're covered in those fuckaroos you could technically be eaten alive too

@@mhplayer you would drown before start getting eaten...

Are they big enough to eat you? I feel like you could just swim away

@@partyrockificatiable if the shock and pain doesnt make the person freak and and forget how to swim, yeah maybe

@@partyrockificatiable after ending up in the ICU in a Martine hospital as a child luckily coming back from seeing the tunnel with the lights. I can assure you swimming away from it is not going to work. I tried.

This comment is underrated 😂 bruuuuuuh

lol

We laugh now, regret later

LMAOOO

Oh snap here comes a new Pokemon

That's cool.

Absolute legend

A true hero

Sicc

He is a hero.

And alien sounds.

@@carstenhansen5757 Yes!

The soundtrack for Blue Planet 2 was made by Hans Zimmer and he was the man behind Pirates of the Caribbean music so it makes sense!

Good ear, Alan!

@@carstenhansen5757 These are the cherry on top!

To pretty decent effect. When you watch it in the context of the whole documentary, the effects really help to draw you in.

@Zog Zog isn’t this the BBC though...?

@@hec7581 yes it’s blue planet a big nature doc in the Uk

As they should, wildlife is brutal and deserves epic music

SLURP SLURP

You know they wear wetsuits

Huh? Just taking a video of unmoving creature that float on the sea? I can do that. He of course at the safest distance. And he also can swim well. And he also use the diver suit. I know we're amazed by this creature. But please don't overrate things..

Pay him £20000 a month

The really close up shots are probably done with a macro lens. As for most of the video you can tell the thing was superimposed CGI.

@@DBT1007 LMAO perasan jua eh

Like seafeathers or pyrosomes.

Exactly but the weird part is they cant live as singular organism. They will die if we detach them.

nice so tiny

Cool

It’s so incredible, they throw out the gangplank, board the enemy vessel and steal the precious resources. Spot on metaphor.

Underrated comment lmao

Except this is CGI isn't it? It doesn't look real

Or at least filmed in an aquarium or something

@@xant8344 what about it doesn’t look real? I didn’t notice anything weird about it. I think jellyfish just look really weird lol

😂😂🤣

dang bro, glad your okay though

Weird cuz im from SW FL and ive never heard of these things... Although i am the only guy ever in Florida to only have gone fishing a handful of times lol

Dang... Hope you are alright now pal !

@@rocky7895 👀

And how did you treat your injuries?

Lol xd

Same goes for the human

@@waituntil looking weird is enough. Society will treat you as deadly either way

Perry! He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! (Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah) He's a furry little flatfoot Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He's got more than just mad skill He's got a beaver tail and a bill And the women swoon whenever they hear him say He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!) Agent P.!

its a rule for human perception. we evolved to see dangerous animals weird.

Little fish: my time has come

"Adios"

Lmao

Lol

Lmao those emojis are funny

No I do

He does all the noises with his mouth.

The se are the real sounds, no effects needed

Idk man, I get a full salary, to eat pizzas 😂

@@BoleDaPole wrong af

Good job you didn't misread tentacles.

@@webtoedman testic-

@@alexchoi5612 "The deadly testickles of the portugese man"

ur pfp is cute af! :'D what's that animal's name?

@@orangeoranges6727 It's a quokka, hence my username :)

Taking a dump IS insightful, and epic.

Eddie Cactus I recall him already doing that in a video about a Sloth, it even showed him watching the Sloth at close range whilst it was taking the dump. So close he could have wiped for it

The creatur had a really complete meal last night and now, it needs to relieve the stress

this

Day made 🤣

Drifting through the sea, wanting to sting ALL OF YEE

That's not your mom!

“Do you ever feel?”*

Do you ever feel Like a plastic bag Drifting through the sea Wanting to start again Do you ever feel Feel so paper-thin Like a jellyfish One blow from caving in Do you ever feel Already buried deep Six feet under Screams but no one seems to hear you sting Do you know that there’s Still a chance for you ‘Cause there’s a spark in you You just gotta sting the fish And let it die Just own the seas Like the m o' war ‘Cause baby, you’re a jelly fish Come on show them what you’re worth Make them go, “Oh, oh, oh” As you shoot across the sky Baby, you’re a firework Come on let your colors burst Make them go, “Ouch, ouch, ouch” You’re gonna kill them before they know You don’t have to feel Like a waste of space You’re a man o' war Cannot be replaced If you only knew What the tentacles hold After a hurricane Comes a feast of fish Maybe the reason why All the doors are closed So you could open one That leads you to the perfect fish Like a lightning bolt Your heart will glow And when it’s time you know You just gotta sting the fish And let it die Just own the seas Like the m o' war ‘Cause baby, you’re a jellyfish Come on show them what you’re worth Make them go, “Ouch, ouch, ouch” As you shoot across the sea Baby, you’re a jellyfish Come on let your poison burst Make them go, “Ouch, ouch, ouch” You’re gonna kill them before they know Boom, boom, boom Even deadlier than the fish, fish, fish It’s always been inside of you, you, you And now it’s time to let it through ‘Cause baby, you’re a jellyfish Come on show them what you’re worth Make them go, “Ouch, ouch, ouch” As you shoot across the sky Baby, you’re a firework Come on let your colors burst Make them go, “Ouch, ouch, ouch” You’re gonna kill them before they know Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the fish, fish, fish Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the fish, fish, fish

You deserve a like andrew

Ouch

But you touched the tentacles too?

How are you alive

@@aris1869 they don’t always kill

@@thejohnson2328 At the time, I didn't even know they had tentacles. It was a long time ago.

I read that as "Singing".

SergentMarv RBX it’s not stolen?

@@Marvyn.z your comment is stolen too. shame on you

SergentMarv RBX ooohh

@@Marvyn.z Who give one anyways? It's a comment, grow up

9gager

@@giorgosvasilas4272 ?

This joke doesn’t make any sense lmao

@@bookbad2356 it's a TopGear reference, if you search It up on yt, you will understand ehy Is funny in this context

😂😂😂

you should look up bigfin squid

Well same with you, we are jus colaboration of trilions of cells that evolved to be dependant on each other.

Go Man - The weird thing about that is that these trillions of cells in one human body only has 1 consciousness. Like how??? I do believe in a soul but the physical brain is just a bunch of chemicals and electrical happenings, how can a physical stuff created non-physical stuff like Consciousness?

@@ThEsOuNdInYoU not the same, they are considered as single individuals cooperating, not fully codependent. And not made of the same cells. you can imagine them as the simbiotic process between 100+ different animals. Each tentacle, each organ. It's quite amazing

@@KryptonKr what the fk is with the horribly fake sound effects though like when it was sreeling

@@KryptonKr watch kurzgesagt, conciousnes

You clearly haven't watched enough mushroom videos

You clearly haven't seen the magnapinna squid

Im convinced that Aliens just dumped all their strange animals on Earth.

@@legvas9059 plot twist: we're the aliens 👀

@@legvas9059 lol

We get gobs of these things at Florida beaches as well . Usually between February and April .

They burn like hell when you blunder into to them, unfortunately for them I wasn't bite sized 😭

😭

Yea but this one sting and might kill as well

Lol

Kitty onee- chan unfortunately, that’s why sea turtles end up choking on real plastic bags cause they mistaken them for jellyfish

I was looking for just such comment

Imagine some people would use it as a condom…

Riddled Note NANI?!

i edited the reply so this reply wont make any sense

@@lysithea6919 who are you talking to?

Hahahaha😂😂😂

nano it was funny

At the end I was so terrorized that I’m sure about nightmares this night

Thanks, I hate it

You make it sound like marriage. ;)

Sounds like hentai plot

Evolution is a mad thing

Just stop. Lame af.

@@larjkok1184 255 people say otherwise

@@larjkok1184 its not as bad as the other jokes you can find here

@@yardeeknowwhoitis8144 getting likes from kids isnt an excuse to make poorly written jokes

Haha

no you didn't 😂

But these animals existed before plastic bags..

@@necron7436 it's a reference to a Katy parry song

Kim is that you??

Brilliant 😂

Ikr lmao

ok that's freaky!! Alien warship idea?

it will be half life once again

Remind me of war of the world

😨😰😱

I wouldn’t film these bloody things without a 1000mm lens or longer.

I hope they used some remote control device.

Make it pirate themed and tour with alestorm

...opening act for Nickelback

@@AbsoluteAbsurd I believe the opening act for nickelback is a deafening explosion so all you hear is ringing and not the cacophony of horrible

actually Portuguese Man of Wars are made from wood :)

too long - any way you try that, its a mouth- full. unless you wanna try man o war- but its already has been done that, if you have Portuguese man o war you gonna associate that with a jelly fish- not very metal no matter how deadly the fish is, and most metallers don't know what a jelly fish is.

Area 51 is a Airforce base...

@@JJason406 That's what they want you to think 😂

@@JJason406 It's underground. Not an air base.

Oh shut up already that's a dead meme. HISTORY

I wanted to bring it back but I feel like I'll be shot

Or so it's seems...

@Stranger Pets they can be found in the gulf of Mexico as well

I saw one and then minutes later I got stung. My right arm and side and ankle were wrapped in blue strings. Very painful

Amelia Craik Someone mentioned in a different comment thread that there are so many in Hawaii that they have a specific method for killing them if necessary. I'd suggest researching further

Amelia Craik don’t worry, they’re 5-10cm top. Just like a bubblegum bubble.

Was stung in Mozambique last year. Not fun at all

No reply?

Russian Man o War edition.

@No that would be your mother He's not here, is he?

It should

This is posted by the tf2 ganf

I found one in jamaica S.T Elizabeth treasure beach on 01/01/2020

@@chaddennis1656 That would hav3 been horrifying

That's where you gonna live after WW3

They are all over at Vero Beach, Florida. They wash up on the beach by the dozens as they are dying. If you step on one, it will "pop" like a balloon, as they are hollow inside. They can still sting you, even when they are dead. If you are barefoot, watch out!

@@3713msg 💀🤢

i want man o war asmr now

Those aren't sound effects my friend 😏 that's the actual sound it makes when it's amplified to a frequency humans can hear. Fish make sounds, Would you look at that ......

Dr Atten ❤️

Ape science David Attenborough?

The great Hans Zimmer!

That makes us at least two.

@@Carl-Ernst-Otto-Kunze How did we end up here? Have you ever traveled to the South Pacific? I think I must have switched universes on my flight back.

Nanna Ree Cameraman doesn't fear anything. He survives everything.

The cameraman did survive endgame

*ThE CameRaMaN WasNT UndERwaTeR* (Btw what I said is a joke lol)

Chin-Indian YT WaIT iS tHaT tRuE? yOu muST bE lYiNg oH mY gOd

@@Obinite *OmG YoUre So DuMb!*

That's a kinda funny joke ngl I chuckled

@@gvtterslag Yeah I think it’s funny now too 😂 Glad my story gave you a laugh✨

Yeeees man o war

I had one run across my ankle at the beach and wound up with half my calf feeling asleep by night

Ouch. How was the bruises?

What's a gyoza.. It sounds sexy.

Now I'm hungry. I want gyoza!

Thanks. Your description is easier for me to recognize it. Colorful gyoza

@@dr.pastrami5272 it's dumpling

always reminded me of a perogy....a delicious cheese filled perogy THAT CAN KILL!!!

funniest thing i've read all week 😂😂😂😂

Because this is exactly what that is. The legendary tale of Capt. Jack "Sparrow" Man O'War of Portugal.

It’s the legend David Attenborough

mek Is cool I’m gonna have to disappoint you there...

@@mekiscool9422 Don't watch much of his work do you?

Rogue Pylon oh is he American

Cause Hans Zimmer is the master creator behind the music of Blue Planet and Pirates of the Caribbean

What really sucks is they’re not that small, their tentacles are usually like 30 ft long and can get up to 165 ft. Insane.

LMAOOOO

Me after an eight hour shift

Sameeeee.

😍

That's why I rub your feet

Gappie Al Kebabi lol

RoflCopter i wheezed

Genius 😂😂

Giggity

Public Hair This made me exhale manually. 😂

Damnit, you beat me to it

So it would seem...

But you have heard of him?

tav finkelstein I KNOW RIGHT? And the music 😂

My mom told me she got stung by one of those when she was a kid.

Ok now kinda DISGUSTING

@Karina Peters Interesting.

The man o' war is not a single species. It's a floating habitat of four species who work together.

@@gloriabisco6148 I was curious about that.

It would woosh away at great speed

Don't float, maybe And becomes a scavenger in the bottom of the sea

You mean... a hull breach

xclimatexcoldxx epic fart sounds

Actually it wouldn’t really matter since it’s a lot of tiny organisms together so i’m pretty sure it would just be unscathed. Not 100% sure tho

i was wondering if this clip was going to talk about that. siphonophores are really strange, and these are the oldest documented type.

Cool fact good to know👍

They look mesmerzing but also terrifying.

Shut up nerd it’s not fun

@@ThorfinnStrife don't be rude, siphonophores are cool!

It's so kuuuru Sunuvabitch

Datfo King Tiger SONUVABITCCH

Alhamdulillah- praise be to Lord God, the magnificent Creator.

yoruichixX I don’t have such a fetish.

*Mother nature creates the man-o-war* Mother nature: IT'S ALIVE! ITS ALIVE!! us: Good lord what has she done?

Silver Jay Pretty sure it was a drone but okay!

@@thekagawalife2081 drone? Underwater???

I know it all. I know it all. Pidgin*

... Is this a r/woooosh and or not??

I think they use little submarines with a camera mounted on the top, like a small drone...

Holly Luna was just thinking the same thing

let's just hope

He's in his 90s (and still going). It's going to be worse than Prince or Bowie when it happens.

Holly Luna shut up

Hillary C Then don’t listen to his voice. I don’t like you’re attitude 🖕

@Shreyan Laha Depends on the language. They're female in german :P.

This is just an alternate version of the joke “he protecc he attacc”

@@denilsotos shut yo punk ass up

@@atxlighter2721 😂😂😂😂

" All we need now lads is a dozen barrels of rhum and a magical compass YARRR !"

His name is David Attenborough, he's a legend here in the UK

Nothing random about his voice and to correct Archer it’s Sir David Attenborough.

@@hurleycapetown8420 That's his title, not his name.

@@nextensi is he not legendary everywhere??

@@gvtterslag I thought he was, but apparently not

*hentai intensifies*

*Man Tentacles*

As a Portuguese man i laugh haha. Take my like..

I read the title as "The deadly testicles..." and was like hmm, that's interesting...

That single line brings my mind to a single, certain character ;)

These are very common on Australian beaches and their stings are bad but mainly just a nuisance. Many wash up on beaches and kids run around popping them with their boards... (the top bit is only about an inch)

"oh no, the plastic bag is alive!!!"

Just like Joe from Australia says, They're also very common along the Gulf of of Mexico also. We''d do the same as kids on the beaches of Texas. We'd also get stung too. They hurt like hell, but we would always bring along a bottle of meat tenderiser-(from our kitchen spice cabinet) to put on the red raised marks to instantly take the pain away.. Not sure how it worked? But it does.. Works on Jellyfish stings too. *If someone has been stung so much that they have bad headache or throwing up, Take them to the hospital! .

why would i be randomly swimming in the oceam?

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why would someone think its not real? 🤣

FOX A lot of idiots think its CGI.

Including the pulsating tentacle light show?

@@FOX117 I think people think this is cgi because the ocean is empty.

Austin That is light refracting off the movement of the water. Its easier to capture behind a camera’s lens.

@hafs reader my question is how tf you could write it from right to left

Interesting questiom yes i think i read somewhere jellysfish are extremely rare to form any kind of fossil if at all dje to tje nature of their being but i would be super cool to find out

It can happen, as it has happened with exceptional conditions

"dude"

Lol its actually not even a dude, its like a bunch of different animals that somehow combined to form one superorganism

Sounds like something I'd do

When I was 10 my dumb ass thought it was trash so I went to pick it up and got stung 🙃

I literally did this there was a whole bunch washed ashore and I was throwing them at my sister Bc I thought it was trash or something idk what I was thinking. Anyway she threw it back at me and even tho it was dead it stung us and for me it stung my stomach and my whole armpit muscle was cramped up and it hurt sooo baddddddddd

@@vivimommyyy Man O’ Wars or some other kinds of jellies? Same question of Jolie too.

Just don't touch the tentacles and you'll be fine.

So it may seem.

Paula Abad well I mean its alot for an animal that mostly floats atop the water waiting for fish to swim into the tentacles.

dragonx master yess exactly!!!

Some of it is animations..

@@cyanidegaming9842 yes exactly!!!

VIDEOGRAPHY!!! Ahahaha!! 😂😂😂

Anything could be made way more annoying than necessary, you mean.

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Martim Vilela A “ man of war” was a large ship too. It’s what the British called their frigates.

Too long

@Santiago Ibarra Alanis lol...they do have that ziplock kinda feel

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Lol i didn't notice it coz i was busy listening to Pirates of Caribbean soundtrack.

@@mrloverman2.0 lmao

@@mrloverman2.0 😂

they are in for a ship battle

One ship dead ahead! Full canvas and ready the guns!