The Defenestrations of Prague: Unbiased History: 

You can watch it on other video platforms as well: - Bitchute: www.bitchute.com/video/gK0OaXSFll0M/ - LBRY/Odysee: odysee.com/@Dovahhatty:7/Defenestrations-2:b

It's no wonder Bohemian Glass is so good. They had centuries of training by repairing windows.

The Habsburgs couldn’t be more accurate

"The Habsburg dynasty. A disgusting breed of humanoid creatures..." You're losing your touch, sir. That's the nicest thing anyone has said about the Habsburgs. Hell, it's practically a compliment.

Hope you plebs enjoyed this standalone experimental episode. Its quite a change of pace in many ways, even more so since this time I drew almost all chars. Thanks to cuteakita I was able to improve, and test my drawing "skills". This vid was voted for by the donators, which will now vote on the, now live, poll on what Mini Series I should make: The Early Byzantine Empire, The American Revolution, or the Old Testament. Become a donator as well if you want to weight in that vote. Plebs screaching on comments get no votes im afraid. They might get a reply tho. Thanks for everything.

Never get into a heated argument with a Czech anywhere higher than the ground floor

Rome has fallen Justinian : Ok,im next Jan Hus : No

I don't know what is more mind-boggling, that the word "defenstration" exists, or that the Prague had several of them of historical significance.

"The unholy german confederate" Based

Communists: ehm ehm suicide ehm Everyone else: *suspicious stares*

Throwing people out a window and starting a war, based.

The story of Jan Masaryk is truly a sad one. Grew up kinda lazy, not really wanting to do much, moved to the USA, learned hard work, came home, became one of the best politicians and than that shit happened...

"Baron of Highfall" is trolling of the ultimate level

A surprise for sure but a welcome one at that. The Hussite movement is very interesting

I was NOT prepeared for the Habsburgs.

" The Unholy German Confederate " Some things never change...

Gods Dovah potrays Habsburgs like some kind of Eldrich Horrors that came out from some kind of Lovercraftian things, and i love it.

Last time i was This Early Rome Wasn’t burned

I honestly cant wait for him to literally switch between Unholy German Confederate and Holy Roman Emperor in the same episode depending on how chad the emperor is.

Normies say that Pablo Picasso's drawings are not realistic, but they represent the habsburgs more accurately than any other artist.

As a Hungarian, i very much appreciate this *unbiased* portrayal of the Habsburgs

Now that's an unironically based topic.

Not the Byzantine one but I am still glad your okay and let me be the first to let you know that having these shorter less than 20 minutes videos is still great. Hope you wont get burned out and annoyed by us begging for a byzantine series.

Me: Struggling with being alive Dovahatty *Uploads video* Me: "Abandon nihilism, embrace rome"

As a Czech person, I must say I'm very glad you covered this topic! Czech history can be very meme-y at times and It's sad not many people talk about it.

Dovahatty: *Uploads* Everyone: The Return of the King

We better have a Code Geass opening when you decide to make the Justinian arc

As a Czech and resident of Prague I hope that when the next Boogaloo starts we will return to this glorious tradition!!!

Pope: **Points at Hausburg** “You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like”

HAS MAN GONE INSANE A FEW WILL REMAIN WHO’LL FINE A WAY TO LIVE ONE MORE DAY

As a patriot, I had to czech this out

"Fenêtre" means window in french, "Fenster" in german which means that "Defenestration" literally means de-window-isation

At this point, I’m starting to feel bad for the people who made that glass for that window

I like the idea that after Rome fell the chads were scattered across Europe and overtime did some cool shit

- THIS IS HERESY! - Heresy? THIS IS BOHEMIA

I expected anything, but a chad Jan Hus is a welcomed surprise to be sure

Fun fact: This little protoprotestant party takes place roughly at the same time as Kingdome Come: Deliverance, and Mr. House (Which is what Hus means in Dänish hehe) is a frequent topic in said game. You can even preach his stuff.

Is this start of hussitic story? Where literal hussitic peasants beaten most trained men in medieveal period..... Knights. Amazing. And war wagons like that.

My history teacher used to say, that Jan Masaryk was jumped out of the window.

Last time I was this early, Santa punched Arius in the face.

And when general Pinochet looked back to history to figure out what to do with the communists, he found inspiration

I did not expected Czech history to be ever covered in this style of yours, and I must say as a czech job well done mate! Hussites were indeed kinda based (at least from the start)

that pronunciation of "Jan Želivsky" was so spot on I had to stop the video

Imagine instead of Protestantism we would have gotten a wide-spread Hussite movement

I definitely want to see the 30 years war here

I love how he doesnt call the holy german confederate with its other name the "The Holy Roman Empire"

"Now for a Lifetime of War" I almost missed the reference

The quality is so much better and I’m glad to see you can make “not-Rome” videos just as good as “Rome” videos

Bohemia has always been, and will always be, absolutely based.

It never ceases to amaze me how popular our defenestrations are. Sure, we learned about them, but it has always been "one of the many events" in our history for us. It is like: Rest of the world: "You are the madlads who was throwing foreign dignitaries out of the windows at every opportunity." Czechs: "Well, yes, but we also came up with ... Rest of the world: "DEFENESTRATION BITCH."

6:13 "Has man gone insane?" "Now for a lifetime of war..." I got that Sabaton reference.

Me, a Catholic Spanish: YES, another Dovahhatty video! Me after watching how Catholics are going to be treated from now on in the Unbiased History: Oh Lord please have mercy. Love the videos though, keep up the good work!

Based Bohemia! I think you have done injustice to one Habsburg, namely Rudolf II who signed the Majesty. He was a chill guy who was and is really liked by Czechs.

The Virgin German Catholic Landsknecht vs The Chad Czech Hussite Wagon

Last time I was this early, Dova was talking about Roman mythology

“Nothing about the Pope or Vatican here.” Uh, what about when St. Peter became the first pope?

I was wondering if it would be: Chad Pope vs. Virgin Chez Heretics Or Chad Chez vs. Virgin Pope I finally got the answer!

"If I had a nickel for every time politicians were thrown out of windows, I'd have four nickels Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened four times."

When Hus had no right to a lawyer, he recived help from the polish delegation, who was representing king Jagiełło of Poland in his dispute with the germ's "knights". They hoped to finaly solve it there, but when they heared about Jan's Trial, they immidiatly stood in his defenae. One of those people was Zawisza of Grabow. The Black Knight.

Unbiased but always based Hussites, true heirs to the legacy of Rome. I think that we all need it... Žižka's Bizzare Adventure!

Looool what a change. Love you Dova.

0:43 He said "a good catholic is a dead catholic"

Never have I ever seen the Habsburgs being depicted so realistically! Great job!

-His immensity, his enormously has returned ! *Dovahatty the paunch appears* -We'z just warmin' up plebes !!!

It's only 7 minutes how could it have taken this long to make the vide..... * sees the Habsburgs * oooh... that....

Alright I already like this. Piece of history I know. Thank you very much! Very nice video

3:44 The Hapsburg member with a right side up face on an upside down head. "Chef's kiss"

As much as it would been great to continue on with the Byzantines, it really is a breath of fresh air to see a completely new historical scenario. This series is unironically the most entertaining historical videos on RU-vid. Keep up the good work!

For at least one of the defenestrations, they were dropped on an angry crowd holding halberds and pikes. I'm going to eat skewers

The Legend is back.

2:07 The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

Amazing video as always! Can't wait to see more content!

I appreciate every video that is sh*tting on the Habsburg, so nice one Dovah This was for a good topic to apply the chad vs virgin format too

Hussites, the first reformists before the Luther c*cks

That was beautiful, thank you for covering my favorite of my country’s traditions

Thank you for amazing video as always Dovah!

After all the sadness and despair when rome fell, a laugh is just what I need

>What are you gong to do, fine me, imprison me? >Hussites: You underestimate the amount of windows We have.

I just finished rewatching the Rome series and you upload the very next day 20 seconds in and its already incredible

You pulled off the Short format perfectly, good job. Looking forward to seeing what comes next

As a Czech, this was the greatest thing ever. You even translated some lines into czech (and you did a pretty good job!). AND OH MY GOD the way you interpreted Habsbrugs... Masterpiece

The Habsburgs are really the best part, got a good laugh out of that one.

Not at all what I was expecting but just as good as I could've hoped. Excellent job Dovah I can't wait for more to come :)

Just discovered you recently and when I saw the Roman History vids in chronological order, I about nutted. Barely any other channels do that. Bravo and here's my sub to give thanks.

6:13 Nice reference

The Hussites did reforming the church and musket warfare before it was cool. Absolutely based.

This is really good stuff, looking foward to more content!

Love this so much nice to see you branch out following the Roman saga

Funny. Was just reading a left 4 dead comic when the notification popped up.

Fun fact! Joan of Arc wrote a threatening letter warning the Hussites she would go after them once she was thoroughly finished with kicking English ass in France. She never did get around to it on grounds of having been roasted to a crisp after a bullshit trial shamelessly rigged against her, but it's an interesting what-could-have-been. When you realize the popes being poked fun at here happen to be *the distant successors of the chad saint Leo*, the urge to cry "Eheu!" becomes painfully strong. Nine centuries plus spare change separate the fall of Rome from the time of Jan Hus, nine centuries during which it can be hard to pin down the start of papal degeneracy -- though it is generally agreed that we really started getting some truly crappy popes by the 800s at the earliest. Perhaps a major corrupting influence that Romeaboos and Romaioi can agree on could be the Donation of Pepin, a Frankish land grant that gave the pope significant Italian territory to rule over, essentially pulling the Chair of Saint Peter into the cutthroat world of medieval (and later on, Renaissance and early modern) politics. Toss in some Italian noble families playing Game of Thrones over who gets to become pope, and you have yourself a recipe for wretchedness and villainy. You get things like popes who gambled, or who were enthroned as teenagers, or who fucked a *lot*, or who had their predecessors and rivals murdered, or who put their predecessor's corpse on trial -- yknow, stuff that would have had the ghosts of past chad popes seething with displeasure. But wait! It gets worse! The generation before Hus' birth was marked by a shameful captivity in which the popes resided in Avignon instead of Rome, seven decades of living the high life French style and basically becoming the puppet chaplains of the Kings of France while their true seat of power languished in dereliction. It took the forceful insistence of a mystic nun (Catherine of Siena, later sainted) to bring Gregory XI back to Rome in 1377, and when he died the year after, cardinals trying to avoid electing *another* Frenchman elected an absolutely cruel bastard instead, provoking French cardinals to move back to Avignon and counter-elect their own pope. Cue the Western Schism, which ran for almost the entirety of Hus' life and featured as many as *three* rival lines of succession to the See of Peter (the third sprang up in Pisa in 1410) all throwing excommunications at each other and confusing the fuck out of everybody. The council that Hus went to attend and got killed for his troubles was also the one that eventually had all three claimants summarily deposed and elected Martin V (who would go on to instigate the Hussite Wars) to put an end to the hot mess -- but seeing as this was the 1400s, the Renaissance was on its way in and papal degeneracy would soon reach such disgraceful lows during that era that the Reformation was inevitable. Even by the time of the Counter-Reformation, when we start seeing potentially chad-quality popes spring up again (Pius V, Gregory XIII, Sixtus V, maaaaybe their predecessor Paul III?), there were still subquality pontiffs tossed into the mix. The pope who ruled during the start of the 30 Years' War in 1618 was Paul V (born Camilo Borghese), though he only saw the first few years before he died in 1621. Spoiler alert: Bohemia ends up coming under Habsburg rule after the 1620 Battle of White Mountain, kicking off two centuries of re-Catholicization after it'd spent centuries with a significant Hussite and then Protestant presence.

I love the change of pace, good job dovah

The art work is amazing, I cant wait to see more!

After all this time I am still impressed that there is a word specifically for the act of throwing some poor schmuck out of a window. Also obligatory > > >

I really love learning more obscure parts in history that they never tell you in school

Great job as always!

That Habsburg part killed me dude good one

I can just imagine how much fun Dovah must have had when drawing the Habsburgs

3:00 in the morning isn’t too late for Dovahhatty

Love the new videos Dova I’m excited as to what the future has in store for this channel

Man, I'm so happy for your return! This is amazing to see how you have improved.