"Roses are red, violets are blue, we hold to the regulative principle, so I'll be preaching Leviticus 2." Somehow each one of these is even better than the last.
Heretics are called so at ecumenical councils . Catholics are the only Church that can still call together an ecumenical councils so that means that everyone else is outside of the visible church. The baptist are pelagian heretics who don't believe everyone who goes to heaven must be born again, and they deny the eucharist. Luther would side with the Catholics 100 times over the baptist. Luther would not believe that baptist could be saved.
Small-town Independent Baptist: "We're gonna set up a booth in the foyer for after-church family photos, and there will be a meal on the grounds put on by the men, which may be a success or a failure. Either way, the ladies will still end up cleaning the church kitchen. Also, there will be a baby dedication for some reason."
The Pentecostal brought back memories, and hearing the Pentecostal pastor preach from Proverbs 31 every year. I still hear " Mujer Virtuosa ¿quien lo hallara? " in his voice whenever I read from the Reina Valera Bible.
Well it looks like the united Methodist guy finally got kicked out. I wonder why, could it be because of the heretical vote they had recently in Charlotte NC! LOL!!😉🤣😆 I pray that the UMC repents and comes to Jesus soon.
I live in the UK but still was on the email list for my old UMC in South Carolina. The male pastor referred to the Holy Spirit as "she" twice in the last email (He stated he was waiting to send the email until after General Conference). Unsubscribed from the email and in the "tell us why" section I wrote that it was painful to see the church falling further into apostasy and that referring to the Holy Spirit as she was absolutely blasphemous. There is are no Biblical based churches in my area of the UK (all have "identity" flags). Lord help us.
@charlestonscnative9083 I read last year that a high-ranking archbishop in the Church of England declared that the Lord's Prayer was "problematic" due to the association some people make between the word "Father" and "harmful patriarchy", and the Church has convened a council to determine whether or not to start using "gender neutral" language to refer to God. I have tremendous sympathy for you having to endure such an environment. God bless.
Its been a long time since I've seen so many ministers at ine table. They all must be brothers....have any of you noticed the resemblance??? It's uncanny.......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha, I am slain in the spirit of your sense of humor! The John Lindell callout was unexpected and hilarious. And that United Methodist was always a bit fruity, but it seems he has officially "come out" with this one 😂
Oi veh. The shirtless acrobat got me.... it's hilarious, but also incredibly depressing that it actually happened. Makes me want to say "if you love Jesus, you'll... flip tables and drive those heretic wolves out of there." But I digress. Lol
I stopped going to a So Bapt church for this reason. Moms are exalted (much like the Catholics venerated Mary) and they cannot do any wrong. And in Father’s Day, we we are excoriated for all our failures and shortcomings as men in great detail and lambasted to repent and work harder. No law on Mother’s Day and no grace in Father’s Day.
I hear you on that one. This society is a gynarchy, not a patriarchy. Our church had a responsive reading in which the women agreed to submit to their husbands and the husbands agreed to love their wives as Christ loves the church. The women reading didn't seem to be as loud as they could have been, but it could have been my imagination.The sermon was on Matthew 19 and what Jesus and the Bible says about marriage. Pastor put responsibility on both spouses, so that was encouraging.
I can relate. At my reformed Baptist church our Pastor said Happy Mothers Day at the beginning after the announcements and went back to preaching his series through Colossians. I appreciated that a lot! I felt uncomfortable when my past churches preached on moms.
You missed the SDA, oh that’s right they are at home on Mother’s Day because they went to church on Sabbath so they’re at home having a great day with Mom.
this was great! 😂 I grew up AOG, and our pastor always had his wife give the message on Mother's Day...can't remember if it was based on Proverbs 31 or not, though 🤔🙃
Your Lutheran charecterization always makes me proud to be Lutheran. But a liturgical, confessional, Missouri Synod Lutheran - not those other poser synods.
Make fun of the Catholics all you want but while the rest of you were having todays sermons about mothers day, we were celebrating the feast of the ascension of Our Lord. It trumps mothers day. Also fyi heretics are named so at ecumenical councils and since the catholics are the only ones who can call together a council , id say we are not hereitcs. The baptist who reject infant baptism would be pelagian heretics. They dont believe you have to be born again to go to heaven
In the comment section of several of my videos people make the joke that the Anglican would be ordering alcohol, drunk, etc. so that’s where it came from - straight outta the comment section lol
How sad it must be for Calvinist mother who gave birth to their children, and yet some may not be elect and spend eternity in Hell, Oh well! Reformed doctrines are wacked!
Sadly your definition is wacked because Calvinist’s don’t believe what you described. When will our critics ever describe reformed believers correctly? 🤔🤷♀️
I might add, not all people go to heaven do they? Those that go to hell were someone’s child at one time weren’t they? Your argument is silly and incoherent. No one knows who the elect are until salvation so we preach to all. ✝️
