THE DEPOT STRATEGY TO BREAK ZERG BRAINS | Florencio Files  

Flo is not sitting on his opponents couch eating guac, he's sitting there eating mashed avocado, with a spoon, in the dark. No light, no spices, no hope.

Flo doesn't watch tv shows, he has The Human Centipede directors cut on repeat.

This was quite possibly the most painful sc2 game I've watched for both sides

How in the heck did Flo pull that one out? A true display of psychological warfare.

Flo is just sitting there eating guacamole with a spoon wearing his nexus hat laughing at static on the screen hysterically

19:45 I absolutely love how this random Queen legitimately just walked straight into the field of Widow Mines to die. XDDDDD

Flo's fav tv show... He's got a scratched up stargate dvd and the only episode that plays is the one where the fish guy kidnaps dr. jackson and asks him impossible questions in a language he can't understand, and it cuts off before the episode resolves.

1:36 "Florencio is blocking every expansion on the map like an absolute baboon" 😂😂😂 "...and he's building another depot. WHAT?!" 😂😂😂

I’m like a heroine addict, but instead of injecting recalls or heroine I inject Florencio files into my veins. Thanks pig for delivering it on time, I was almost suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

Zerg could've won that game on the initial attack if he just attacked the Factory instead of the E-bay.

He watches nature documentaries, an he roots for the predators. Octopuses, spiders, snakes and other venomous animals. And also carnivorous plants. "Yes, that fly is trapped now. Now make its body dissolve into sticky juices. But slooowly. Oh yeah."

Florencio must have been on the edge of Neeb's couch for this game, getting sweat all over the Xbox controller, spilling the bowl of guac on the floor with his wild gesticulations. Amazing game, showing us once again that there's still room for innovation in Starcraft tactics, even 20+ years later!

This is quite possibly the greatest throw of all time.

27:29 By the fact that Flo proceeds to build two more Barracks right after, I think he drew a different conclusion.😂

I'm pretty sure Flo hosts his own version of "Is It Cake?" down in the sewers. Spoiler: It's never cake.

Flo watches the sludge fall into a stream of filth in his sewer home, high on shrooms, hallucinating Jersey Shore

Florencio is definitely an 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' fan.

I'm pretty sure Glo's favourite TV show is Beavis & Butthead. He closes his opponents into chemical toilets at metal concerts, rattles them and rolls them over until their covered in "sewer juice".

Flo's favourite show is Saturday Squirts. It's in the style of a competitive cooking show, but the hungover contestants shit into porcelain bowls and present them to the judges. The judges are really into it, picking apart the different components of the excrement such as: Smell, texture, bristol stool chart number, materials used, spatter pattern, weight, etc. They can usually guess the meal the "Depositor" ate. Oh and they play the audio from the ass mic as the judges first dig in. Maybe this has a super developed history but is only recently going mainstream, hence this show. Flo has been into it since way back in the day though. He'll make comments like "Oh Gary went with the Spin technique" or "Ooh an interpretation of the classic Sandra! I haven't seen that in years!" Look what you made me do pig.

That was a true return to the scummiest of scumbag games from Flo! Cracks me up so much watching people chucking a Zerg as it’s something I’ve done too many times myself!

Flo`s favorite show is Dexter, ofc

The Flo/Voldemort angle makes more sense than the actual plot of "It."

Imagine getting home, jumping into a few games for fun and then being psychologically dismantled for 30 minutes

This kinda game is when you need to remember that sc2 has a pause function which you can use to take a breather and gather your last 1 and a half neurons to come up with a semblance of a strategy.

"I have orders to report to the enemy planetary fortress..." hahaha excellent. Thank you both for the very welcome fix.

After watching this it feels like a sewer mermaid has been french kissing my brain through my eyes.

Flo kept the control of the game the whole time. Curley could have won so many times in so many ways the only reason he didn't was mental. Flo played with his mind and feelings

Pretty sure Flo subjects himself to Real housewives and re-runs of 90210 as both penance and inspiration for the mind Numbing horrors he inflicts upon the ladder 😂

Flo seems like the kind of guy that would like Farscape

It's All 90s sitcoms on routine. Saved by the bell, Boy Meets World, Home Improvement. He was lucky a tv made its way into the sewer.

The "Florencio Extended Cinematic Universe"...So it spells "FEC U". Very fitting! x'D

i actually couldnt stop laughing out loud at the statement 20:02 'i just have orders to report to the planatary fortress' it proper caught me. thank you pig for a true belly laugh

TV shows: Well, he did name his dog after Dexter...

I reckon flo only engages in the highest form TV torture. He simultaneously watches MAFS and The Project

Florencio's favorite TV Show was obviously Junkyard Wars. Taking literal trash and building something functional from it.

PiG may not believe But Florencio definitely did believe in Curly believing in Florencio

Watching Bronze to GM zerg: +10 IQ with zerg Watching this game: -20 IQ with zerg Net IQ for today: -10 Perfectly balanced.

You know that fake movie in the actual movie idiocracy that was called "Ow my balls!"? Thats Florencio's favorite movie.

Flo is great, but he's only half the man without your commentary. Comedy gold.

Flo would definitely love Old Greg in the mighty boosh

Flo didnt trolled in this instance, I think he chose to step up to the table, drop the britches and demanded a thorough lick right in the nutsack from the opponent. And he did.

ChatGPT thinks a sewer mermaid would watch Blue Planet, The Mermaid Chronicles, Eco Warriors, and Americon Idol. I think "As the Sludge Turns" is more likely, a swamp-located soap opera.

I totally used to love letting people break their hands on the hardest parts of my head when I used to tussle with groups back when I was young Maybe that’s why I love this guy so much because it reminds me of watching careless fighters go punchin away at a thick slab of bone, thinking they’re gonna hit me in the face. If you can’t crack the plate, maybe you should just stick to your footwork… and leave! My kung-fu buddy had to be punched in his hips to slow him down. Knowing who not to let hit you in the head is key to winning by getting hit in the head.

The utter chaos in this game has my brain deep fried. I never had a clue what's going on and was clutching at the edge of my chair to see what's happening next. The transfer at 21 mins killed me.

Flo watches old recordings of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV series on VHS. But he doesn't listen to the audio, instead he plays Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" in reverse.

Flo watches fishing. He’s a sewer mermaid so fish should be interesting, and he can learn all sorts of lures and techniques to take back to starcraft

there was a show on discovery, i think it was called dirty jobs or something btw also, Florencio being the sewer mermaid, he infests your brain with this weird tapeworm thing which just shuts off your higher brain functions

Oh, f… I love TFF and adore it when PiG meets The Sewer Mermaid in one video. Thanks a lot!

Flo has the Sons of Anarchy intro on a 24/7 loop for sure

Flo's favorite TV show? Game of Throws, of course!

Florencio’s favorite show? Bill Nye the Science Guy

Flo's fav TV-show would be Big Brother. He likes to watch suffering

This is the craziest game ever !!!!!! when i saw the transition into barracks it just blew my mind :))))))

Florencio's Favorite Films: Martha Stewart in the Multiverse of Madness The Teletubbies: First Blood Part II Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Troll 2 My Little Pony Waterworld by Kevin Costner

You can tell we are all old people playing to this beautiful but left behind game because PiG talks about TV as it was still a thing... and he is a youtuber!

Flo’s favorite TV show is without a doubt “Spongebob Squarepants”

I mean, knowing that a good chunk of opening is wrote memorization, throwing off the start of the game can leave the opponent off kilter for the whole thing.

Flo is one of those people that watches animal documentaries on national geographic and believes himself to e learning valuable life leassons from the animals

If the clowns face exploded, than Florencio might have an element from the I.A. group (except for hydrogen) in a metallic state in his flesh, so when the clown took a bite, the metall reacted with his saliva and than the produced hydrogen exploded.

I can only assume the reason why Curly did not take more bases later in the game was for fear of there already being depots there.

@PiG The clown's name is Pennywise. Great movie!

The sewer mermaid watches Jerry Springer reruns

I think Flo would enjoy watching Sealab 2021.

I was harmlessly eating olives, nearly died on 19:49 that poor queen

Flo definetly watches wipeout, but the water is dirty

There’s nothing better than Zoolander references 😂

It's definitely either Mindhunter or Great British Bakeoff

Never make fun of a late game marine transition

Florencios strategy of forcing the opponent to attack his main and cripple the economy was all perfect florencio smoke and mirrors. Flawless iq.

Feel like Florencio would watch home cooking shows or maybe some cookalong/bakealong

That was absolutely ridiculous. Love it!

This was a masterpiece.

So many points at which the zerg could have easily won, and didn't. Which is what makes it so entertaining to watch. Nice 😂

I am 100% sure, that this is the most painful game of Sc2 I've ever watched on your channel.

Curly was also the horse whisperer in The Man From Snowy River

You can feel the emotional damage.😆

10:52 a terran's dream

Florencio favorite TV show obviously would be white noise.

I going to block your next base with a Supply Depot. Which one? Yes.

Flo does not play Starcraft. Flo plays his opponents.

Florencios favourite TV-show? Easy! It's "Dexter"./aik

Has to be Tango and Cash and Airwolf reruns

Flo translating the dikembe mutumbo finger wag block Nuh uh uuhhhhj

Pennywise the Clown is from IT.

The Smurfs cartoon theme. Only that on a loop over and over.

Flo has Mad God on repeat…. or Tiger King Juarez.

my BRAIN... MY BRAAAAAAIN!

this zerg was playing with fire man

7:45 lol entertaining as all f**, thanks Flo! wait what do you mean there's 30 minutes left

I have more enjoyable games ill be sending to Pig soon. Thanks for everyone enjoying the Florencio Files.

Well, to be fair, the emus did yolo into the machinegun nests and they won that war in 1932

The only show that makes any sense is "Round the Bend" the late 80s/ early 90s British electronic comic, set in a sewer and hosted by a masochistic crocodile. Full of bad puns, excessive violence and was pretty inappropriate despite being aimed at kids.

this feels like revenge for the queen creep drop

I bet he loves “worlds dumbest criminals”

Bra, this was the game of the year!

Sewer science is strong

Florencio watches foreign language TV programs without subtitles

Flo's favorite TV show is probably Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Yay!! FLO FILES. We need more...

The dude actually GG'd, huge respect