THE DICE BLOCK INCIDENT: A Mario Party Story 

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I came into this an hour late. They still hadn’t started the game yet, this went on for another 30 minutes.

I can’t believe Salty started filibusterring after he lost

The reveal that Peanut was the true antagonist the whole time and the end was genuinely a really good plot twist

This is like one of those episodes in a show where the characters get themselves trapped in one location and throughout the runtime, they all start bickering between eachother instead of solving the predicament I love it

I like how Salty was totally fine with being doxxed but caved the minute someone threatened to reveal his Twitter likes

The real winner of this event was Peanut -She wasn't bothered by it in the least -She started her own -She probably got some work done while waiting

These guys are so funny they make me wanna merge without looking!

I would've lost my shit if Salty had grabbed a real pair of dice and shook them next to the mic and rolled them. I would've gone fucking balistic.

This started out funny, but by the end I was wishing actual bodily harm on Salty in real life….

You could actually cancel Salty for this, and Mikey as well, this is truly evil.

I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.

"live demonstration of how a filibuster works" was my favorite comment from chat on the situation

I'm so happy we've reached an age where people watched 2 grown adults have a pissing match over who should roll a die first. There is no sarcasm in this comment I genuinely love this.

Imagine buying a game to join your friends in a stream, only for two of them to halt it for an entire HOUR and 30 MINUTES because they both wanted to roll last

Thank you again for playing with me Mikey, Salty, and Pastey! I really enjoyed my time there and this video is such a great memory. Thank you to everyone who considered to donate as well! I haven’t posted an update in a while, but at this point in time my family and I have been able to earn enough funds for my father’s headstone! So genuinely with all my heart thank you, thank you so much! However, I will also say, Salty, you kind, thoughtful, very funny internet man. You forgot the part where you and Mikey stole all my star wealth and despite purchasing 10 stars in that whole game with a strong lead, MIKEY STILL KICKED MY ASS AND MY SWITCH WAS ON 1% FOR NEARLY THE WHOLE GAME! (This being /lh- of course. Ahem.)

this was such a petty thing to go on for an hour for but that's what makes it so good, and Peanut's revenge at the end...

I genuinely thought that when Salty was going to roll his die, I thought it was going to be a physical die that he so happened to have had on hand. It would have followed in what he said for the agreement. So close to a potential scapegoat.

TBH, I thought that after a while, the game would've just had the players automatically role. The fact that the game went on for nearly an hour and 30 minutes, waiting for Derek and Mikey to roll the dice, is insanity.

This 14 minutes long video felt like 4 hours of agony and anxiety

I’m genuinely impressed with how many sprite changes there are in this video. It’s like a 14 minute animatic jfc

This video shows that the ways to end friendships in Mario Party are endless

this is literally just two toddlers arguing over who gets to play on the xbox for 15 minutes and i love it

What a powerful story, however, out of all of that, the slowed down game theory make me actually cry laugh. Amazing.

Honestly, he missed a golden opportunity to say “fine, I promised, so I’ll roll the dice first.” … *Silence* … “But I never said WHEN I would roll the dice”

seeing salty had a homestuck icon was both surprising and completely expected, somehow

> Plays game of Mario Party > Refuses to hit a dice block > Ruins charity stream > Stays What a Chad, a legend, and an absolute Abraham Lincoln was an American lawyer and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in 1865

All I want to say is that Salty is incredibly good at what he does. This guy managed to make me sit down and watch 14 minutes of him stalling a dice roll for hours and still kept me entertained and captivated the whole way through. That's extremely impressive and it shows a lot about the editing and a lot about Saltys natural humor and how appealing it is at least to me and 14k other people who liked the video.

I love how after an hour and 22 minutes the order didn’t even change. They did that whole bit to be last.

By the end I was really hoping Dan would just throw an actual d20 just to keep to his word

I could tell by peanut’s complacency with the dice stand-off that they’d end up being the twist villain by the end of this debacle

This was fucking amazing. Pastey getting more and more irritated as it went on, while peanut was enabling the whole time. And of course, Derek and Mikey arguing like todlers. I kinda wish it went on for even longer just to see the insanity that would have sprung forward.

i want friends like this. i respect the grind. the dedication. the absolute focus and commitment. the psychological mind chess. the spiteful malicious will to endure even at the cost of ones own progression just to ensure the purgatory of another. its art.

I'm glad after all these years Mario Party still brings the worst out of people.

once again spite is the strongest motivator

I'm only a minute in and I've already got a stupid wide grin on my face, this is gonna be good.

this editing, these assets, give me your skills and creative vision Salty and company

So, seeing as I've got some time while everyone's deciding turn order, what's it like to play Mario Party in the circle of Hell?

I am unfathomably upset. This has no right to be so infuriating yet so funny at the same time

I love the consistent lore that Salty is horny specifically for Rouge the Bat and that definitively does not mean he's not a furry Totally not a furry

Salty, this so far has been a great upload schedule! Please don't leave Me again.

Love how you could just tell that Peanut was thriving in the chaos, being empowered by the purest form of hell anyone could imagine.

Both of you not taking the blame for this makes it ten times funnier, and I wholeheartedly believe both of you still believe it’s each other’s fault.

"I like girls" "Really?" I STARTED CHOKING ON MY WATER HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TOO GOOD

ahhh yes .... mario party...... the ultimate stress test for any friendship

The editing is so good omg he went crazy on this one 😭

Salty really just filibustered Mario Party

The funny thing is, the number you roll is determined by rng even before you hit the dice block. So no matter when how long you wait, it will always have been the same number

I am so incredibly sorry for Pastey in that one bit. Pastey didn't deserve that.

Rasen Dan and the rest of salty’s editors out here doing gods work

I don’t find stuff genuinely funny often, and of all things to do so, 2 idiots not hitting a dice block is not something I ever would’ve guessed. (Considering me, calling you an idiot is probably a compliment)

Personally, the most I feel sorry of is the chat for having to put up with this madness when all they wanted was a Mario Party Stream.

Peanut really decided to pull the Galaxy Brain, was just standing there in the background until deciding to screw everyone over. Literally my kind of game plan

The corruption of Peanut due to 82 minutes of stalling just goes to show that shenanigans beget shenanigans

A classic saltydkdan joke is one that goes on for so long it stops being funny and then is funny again.

I'd like to point out, salty extended the length of the stream, thus raising more money for charity. He is truly a saint.

This is probably one of the funniest games of Mario Party I’ve ever watched and a total of 4 buttons were pressed throughout

My blood pressure started Boiling while watching this. The self control of these 4 NOT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS, Is inspiring.

so I've been watching the "identifying luck in mario party" series and the funniest part about this whole thing is that most mario party games choose what the dice roll will be as soon as the die appears so all this was even more pointless

salty sitting angrily on the ground next to fortnite monopoly is a mood

The ending.... YALL MADE HER A VILLAIN, HER VILLAIN ERA WAS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS JUST TO ROLL

I loved it when SaltyDKdan said "It's saltin' time!" when he hit the dice block

I can’t believe you actually stalled a game of Mario Party over something so silly but at the same time that’s exactly something you would do and we’ve come to expect that 😂 Also I like the little Salty sprite dancing in the end credits! Very cute lol 💙💚🤍

Only 14 minutes long but, this video feels like an eternity.

I was in the middle of marrying my wife when I found out Saltydkdan, smash hit youtuber, uploaded new content. I ran from the alter and to my desktop computer to watch this video, thank you salty!

11:58 as soon as he was going off topic I knew this would just go on like the SpongeBob movie "I'm stalling?" "STALLING!"

The sound of the dice just in the background pretty much the ENTIRE time is just maddening.

I have never been on the edge of my seat watching someone roll a dice block in Mario Party more than Salty and Mikey refusing the roll the first dice of a game.

I can't believe they sent salty in to solve the iranian hostage crisis. truly an all american hero.

peanut had a whole villain arc lmao

6:34 “OH YOU CO-“ **ad**

Salty and Mikey found a new way to ruin friendships in Mario Party

It's pretty obvious Derek was supposed to roll first, which makes it absolutely hilarious he stood his ground on something like this.

Half expected that he was gonna roll some real life dice. After all, he only promised to roll *his* dice, he didn't specify that he was gonna roll his *Mario Party* dice.

Was really expecting a “well rock beats scissors and scissors beats paper so clearly rock should beat paper” or something like that

3:37 I can still tell that the blurred text says ‘sonic fans’

Yo! That was hilarious! …However, you spelled “victim” wrong in the ending text, so you’ll have to remake the video again (including streaming for the same amount of time to get the clips). I don’t make the rules. I just enforce them.

I really enjoyed the Sonic Adventure scene the most. It was building both suspense and drama. It was also an interesting backstory about Salty for most of us who are new here.

Imagine paying for a full price Mario Party game only to watch your 2 friends start a Mr. Beast challenge before the game can start.

The fact that this is a genuine real thing that actually happened in the genuine real world gives me genuine real happy emotions

Is it wrong to find it funny that Peanut is just her profile pic While everyone else is a funky little avatar

I don’t know if I’d be laughing as hard at this without visuals lmao I’m an idiot

I used to think it would be a lot of fun to be Salty's friend. Then I watched this video.

Regardless of who won the rest of that game, Mikey won the real game

You see the reason Salty and Mikey did this online was because if they did this in person, after about 30 seconds of waiting, Pastey would have 100% started beating up Salty for the controller to roll the dice. Also these people have more patience than I do, because I would have “accidentally” disconnected, and forced a reset so I could join in on the chaos, and everyone wait even longer. Also is Salty even friends with Pastey at this point, because that Mario Party game if any would have ruined that friendship severely

This is why I sometimes consider not having friends.

Now I want to see a Mario Party game for where each roll of the die takes an hour to do. It doesn’t matter who gets the most stars, most coins, wins the most mini games, none of that. But who has the most tolerance would win in the end. No joke I’d legitimately pay good money to see that, even if it ends up lasting like, a month.

If the new Mario Party doesn’t have an auto roll after thirty seconds, this beef will never end.

That was annoying as hell Edit 5/9/23 : hey salty I know this comment sounds really mean and all, but like, I do still really like your content, I’m not saying you are annoying at all, but like this situation was reallly long 😭

its funny because rolling first is your best odds at a high roll. Because the 10 is always available first.

I edged to this video untill one of you hit the dice

I fully expected to hear Derek roll a regular d6 over the microphone after his losing speech.

I've never wanted to choke slame someone more in my entire life than right now. Stream was fun though

an unmoveable object vs an unstoppable force

I know Mario Party can be petty, but this is a new level of pettiness I've seen from a round of Mario Party.

I didn't know I needed this. But now I know, I couldn't die without this.

Legend has it, Peanut still hasn't rolled her dice.

I think my favorite part was Peanut’s corruption arc at the end

That was the best ending possible and it made me think about how long was she thinking about doing that.

10:46 Ey, Salty confirmed a Homestuck fan.