THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND 

I thought that before moving to NZ. Kiwis really... don't like Aussies, where Aussies love NZ'ers (except in sport).

example aus and nz are taking the piss some other country trys to say something aus and nz are like hey dont fuck with us were hommies

Ummm... more like New zealand is Australias little brother you love em but ya also fuckin hate em I guess im a little brother though LMAO

Same for US and Canada

You want to take our pavlova. New Zealand needs something to make it feel special. Grrr... Lord of the Rings has been completely dethroned by A Game of Thrones and we even have more sheep then you.

@Luke Zdanowicz thats a very biased view. most new zealanders would say the same to you.

I can see that as a comic

@@mcyg2079 as a kiwi confirmed

@Luke Zdanowicz frickin peice of hot dry turd

@Luke Zdanowicz well thats just proof what you said before is false and you do have a rivalry if you are insulting nz and saying you are better. Congrats

frying pan I was also thinking this... While being oddly aroused by his sexy NZ accent...

Is this the gathering of food-related nicks...

LOL Considering this guy is a kiwi n Im totally Aussie ......I knew exactly what this guy was talking about LOL 🤣🤣

*wait am I you or are you me*

Tasmania is alabama

Samoa is Hawaii, and China and India are... they are the same

Bali is the Mexico!! Hahahaha

Bino Dino maxilimilanMus royal guar paupa new guinea is the *extra*

You're all wrong. Bali is Cancun and Indonesia is Mexico. PNG is Haiti.

Damnit.

I was severely harmed

*_Hopefully_*

Mmmm, not at all... **wipes tears away**

Wiktoria L doubt that

Twas on purpose

It kind of seems on purpose so he needs to throttle back on that

@@maryriley8077 yeap

@@maryriley8077 Nah, he does it perfectly

Dry humor

Mr. Pandabites and Aussies slaughter you both at surfing.

Mr. Pandabite😂

This video is really wrong

Yessss😂😂😂

That’s probably because aussie’s don’t give a shit about rugby lol? I barely even hear about it. AFL is where it’s at. Come against us in AFL, a sport thar you don’t care about so we can see you fall like ducks lollll

@Luca I’m not really offended I’m just joking

I dunno, I think you should give back the pavlova. Stealing ain't right...

Hahaha what do you think our opinion is of Isaac Butterfield 😂

@@mal_3157I’m Aussie-Danish

As a fact kiwi fruits originate from China, so technically we stole them from the Chinese

bro i use to think that

wow, we have lots of legends and stories about how we got the name kiwi. Here's something to read: New Zealand’s indigenous Māori have always held the kiwi bird in high regard. They called it the hidden bird of Tāne, the God of the forest - or ‘te manu huna a Tāne’ in the native language. Cloaks made out of kiwi feathers, known as ‘kahu kiwi’ were treasures (taonga) reserved exclusively for tribal chiefs. These feathers are still believed to hold high heritage value in present times. European settlers took a little longer to show fondness for this peculiar little bird. The kiwi actually caught European attention in 1811 after the its skin ended up in the hands of British Museum zoologist George Shaw. Upon inspection, Shaw created his own artistic impression of the bird in question - which, in truth, was closer aligned to that of a penguin. By 1851, however, more was known about this curious creature - and London Zoo became the first place outside of New Zealand to house a living kiwi. The female bird spent 15 years alone in this strange new environment, as hundreds of little spotted kiwi in her homeland were slaughtered for their soft, grey pelts. Illustration of Little-Spotted Kiwi from the 1873 Book “A History of the Birds of New Zealand” © Wikimedia Commons Setting the scene: the kiwi as an emblem The first depiction of the kiwi as New Zealand’s national symbol can be traced as far back as the early 1900s. In 1904, the New Zealand Free Lance printed a cartoon by J. C. Blomfield which showed a plucky kiwi as it transformed into a moa - an extinct native bird species which, at the time, was deemed to be much tougher than its smaller companion. This was timed to celebrate the All Blacks rugby team’s first test match win against their British motherland. A year later, cartoonist Trevor Lloyd drew another kiwi to signify the rugby team’s controversial loss against Wales. This time, the bird was shown to be struggling to swallow their adversary. Also in 1905, an image of a kiwi and a kangaroo on their way to a colonial conference featured in the Westminster Gazette. By 1908, the kiwi had replaced other commonly-used symbolic images to become the key emblem for national cartoons - especially in the sporting arena. Before that, the moa, fern leaves, a boy and a lion cub were the main images that depicted the New Zealand identity. Moa and Kiwi Illustration, published circa 1902 © Wikimedia Commons War and the birth of a national symbol Before the First World War, the kiwi bird was primarily a representation of New Zealand as a whole - but not its people. That being said, the use of a kiwi as a military symbol can actually be traced as far back as 1866, when it was adopted by the South Canterbury Battalion. In the early 1900s, New Zealanders were largely referred to internationally as ‘En Zed(der)s’, ‘Maorilanders’ and sometimes even ‘Fernleaves’. During the First World War, New Zealand soldiers were dubbed Pig Islanders or Diggers - but eventually, they also became known as Kiwis. This description was believed not to come out of any kind of physical attribute, but rather the stature and good-mannered nature of New Zealand soldiers. The kiwi was also the nickname of choice for the sole reason that it was unique to the country. Since then, the kiwi continued to flourish as a local icon. When the first New Zealand currency was released in 1934, the bird became one its most prominent features - appearing in the two-shilling coin as well as the ten-shilling and one-pound notes. Also in the 1930s, a campaign from the Department of Health promoting the eating of fruit included a poster aimed at the ‘healthy Kiwi’. New Zealanders were once again being described as Kiwis in the international stage once the Second World War came around - a nickname that was greatly welcomed by all soldiers except for aspiring airmen (mostly because of the ‘flightless bird’ connotation). The armed forces’ rugby team, which successfully toured Britain after the war, was also known as the Kiwis. Roundel of the Royal New Zealand Air Force © Wikimedia Commons From the 1940s until the 1980s, the kiwi earned full recognition as a patriotic symbol. A huge fibreglass kiwi was used to promote a new Kiwi brand bacon; a ‘Goodnight Kiwi’ cartoon marked the end of the television broadcast day; the 1960s Prime Minister was nicknamed ‘Kiwi Keith’ Hollyoake; people played the Kiwi Golden Lottery and supported the Kiwi rugby league team… Essentially, the only thing that wasn’t known as a ‘kiwi’ in New Zealand was the green fruit previously known as a Chinese Gooseberry - which, in 1959, was officially renamed it as ‘kiwifruit’ to curb any confusion. And it didn’t stop there. When a new currency was floated in 1985, it became labelled ‘the kiwi’. As government services were privatised, a Kiwi Share for taxpayers was introduced. After the Golden Kiwi Lottery ceased operations in 1989, the game Instant Kiwi became its replacement. Since the 1960s, more than 57 children’s books about the kiwi have been written. In 2002, a government-owned financial institution called Kiwibank was created. Since the early 2000s, New Zealand’s native bird has seen a drastic decrease in numbers. Regardless, the Kiwi identity is well ingrained and stronger than ever - with countless signs, slogans and Kiwiana identifiers playing their part in shaping the country’s national sense of cohesion. One of the Proposed Designs From New Zealand’s Most Recent Flag Change Referendum © Wikimedia Commons

Well, kiwifruit are actually Chinese gooseberries - they grow really well here and were rebranded as kiwifruit because kiwi birds are indigenous to Aotearoa and Zespri (the company responsible for the export of the fruit) wanted to control the market with an iconic name. What is annoying though is that Americans call the fruit "kiwi".... guys the bird is a kiwi, the people are kiwis, the fruit is a kiwifruit

*triggered*

Seriously? Dis he say why? Or was it just a spontaneous kind and generous act he made for a stranger just like that? Anyway that's beautiful ☺️

@@claireguillon7596 No, he didn't say why... it was just as you say, his spontaneous gesture. When I waved goodbye, he said "If I don't see you here, I'll see you there," (pointing to the heavens), and I knew I had crossed paths with a beautiful person. Thank you for your response!

@@kathleen0954 that's awesome for once it didn't end up by him hitting on you and being a pain, just a nice, "free" gesture.. Beautiful! Thank YOU for the detailed response ☺️

Kia ora karen

@@jarredclarke5789 what does it matter?

YES

I mean, say what you want about Aus and NZ, but at least we're not as dumb as the us.

I say this as an American from Hawaii. Canadians are just much nicer. Lol that’s the difference, one’s loud and rude, and the other is Canadian.

I was brought up only a few miles from the Canadian border. I really didn't see much difference between the two countries, but now I'm 400 miles away from Canada and had to get used to it being a "foreign country"!

The main difference being Canada's better

Until they belt you if you hold a football!

as a Kiwi, i agree, at ground level we are the same, it just the politicians that stuff things up

Brittain has entered the chat 😂

Scrub Daddy thank you It's a PRAWN

I know right

Scrub Daddy ITS A PRAWN

Ah you seriously serious shrimp there prawns

Agreed, I mean wtf is a shrimp anyways lol

*NZ Maori* Good meme.

*NZ Maori* So true ma' dud

That jgeeks reference tho nice 👍

*NZ Maori* I love that ad!!

Undies undies undies

Aren't those flip flops though? :D

Also excellent for disciplining teenage males! I believe certain Mums in Australia use a scuff…

Me (Aussie): the shit is a Jandal??? When he explained it I get it, but bloody hell, never heard of that one before 😂

A taste of New Zealand humor for ya XD

this was trash education you sheep worshippers dont know what your talking about

...... I'm Australian ...... but ok mate

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9CXmftEB-Uc.html watch that guy he is way better than how to dad

Death youtube Gaming salty Bitch😂Sheeps are better than your gay ass kangaroos

Lisa Annand aye wtf I’m in Darwin too

Small place

Maikkai Mii Hi! That’s awesome 😊

Lies, they don't have the internets in Darwin.

Auckland (don't bully me bout that😂)

Australia is the older better one

We are better

@@jonathanyarak9891 never been there but zealand is better

@Luca yeah nah brah, now fark off

@Luca NZ is the better 🤣❤️🇦🇺

Damn she is gonna be screaminggg

Potato Potato Yes!😂 yous say "fesh en cheps mate, want some fesh en cheps" 😂

Potato Potato That’s exactly how aussies say it “fesh and cheeeps” 😂😂

no, you say feesh and cheaps

Potato Potato Oh rEally...?

I’m a kiwi and when I went to the USA people were like “your from Australia?” Or “Your from Newzealand or Australia right?” But our accents are so different 😂

@Drgnfli I find myself using more nz mannerisms and even humour over Australian counterparts

@Drgnfli sounds like I want to live there...🤔 but I am German and way too home-bounded

so .... you confuse your "i" and "e" sounds and have an inferiority complex? And you're happy with this?

Nice try, fake account. No one here in Australia would say or think that. 😂

That ad was made for Americans, and they don’t know what prawns are

Yes Yank's know what prawns are. Lol

Ok let me clarify...they call them shrimp whereas we call them prawns

Lol. Yes. That ad is the whole reason people think we say shrimp. 🤣

We eat both. For the record shrimps are little, come pre-peeled and are good in fried rice. Prawns are much bigger and are usually sold with the shell on.

Fact: Kiwis moving to Australia raise the overall IQs of both countries ;)

@@insertclevernamehere2506 See, as an Ozzy, I don't disagree.

You haven't met the same Kiwis I have

New Zealand is the name of the country. Surely you mean New ZealandER or Kiwi. But nice joke... almost.

Jeremy Borja i think he did that on purpose

Ozzyman reviews. That's all I have to say

AND ‘SHRIMP’?! THEY ARE PRAWNS but i love his channel

Same

Jeremy Borja I think he did it on purpose 😂😂😂😂

I was wondering if that was an in-joke, thanks!

That's right, we pinched it when you let your guard down for that split second, and we would do it again

sounds about right.... shall i had add the infamous cricket game with under arm bowling saga.... that will probably start a whole new wave of Oz vs Kiwi rivalry. :-)

Shelby Miller

Same! ^_^

J J to be honest it's not that... It's that we've renamed NZ Middle Earth.

J J yeah.... that’s not right at all😂 there’s a lot of things to hate on Americans for but that’s not one of them

J J I really hope you see the irony in that comment.

Maikkai Mii That’s New Zealand for ya

Hello Pallavi how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?

I hope this year brings happiness and prosperity to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Pollack Sharman by name from Key west, Florida and you?

They do actually go hard and can disembowel each other…

Ah…the old fight for the girls! The girls are just standing there rolling their eyes…

Very heavily true that one. 😂

Lol

@Luca cool.

South Africans say.. Cheers bro

Aussies, not Ozzys!!

It's a joke, try not to take life so seriously. :)

Our cricket team is a joke

Yes and your cricket is a joke

@Roger Lovell I wonder why.... Maybe because Australia has almost 6 times as many people you statistically blind person!

James Pike nobody in australia gives a fucking shit about rugby

We never say bring a thing we say bring ya thongs.

this is why my cousins call them something else but i forgot what they call them

the hell those r 2 different things

Hahahaha, surely you know he was taking the piss

You just said it then!

Yea gotta agree with u there and im a nzer

Shanehbleh Pinehbleh YES

Then how come you always add vowels to the end of words especially "o"

@@taniorawiiremu8373 only the bogans do that.

Esky was the main Aussie brand selling cooler boxes which is why ppl just ended up saying 'bring the esky'. Lazy Aussies at it again it seems 😅

As a Brit, that's a cool box you dimbo

@@CazTails As an American it's a cooler you dingus.

Zeina Ian a prawn by any other name is still a shrimp!

Craig McCullough yeah but here in Australia nobody and I mean literally nobody calls it a 'shrimp' it's a bloody prawn!

Army?

Zeina Ian ikr it’s prawns

Oh... so you think your shrimp are bigger than ours?

Well at least its the same thing Starya XD

Art Lukas starya? You mean straya?

Oh yea BUT STILL

Art Lukas yeah I knowww

SHRIMP-O

Ouch 😅 we are not that bad haha. Do you degrade Canadians by calling them American also?

Oi! I feel attacked! Strewth, cobber!

gaily Bunny aww Rotorua my home town❤️

Alisha Awesome!!!! Rotorua is a Beautiful city!!!!! We wished we had more time to explore Rotorua! We were there for 2 days: Day 1 we went to Hells Gate & Tamaki Maori Village. Day 2 Rainbow Springs. Everyone was very nice, kindhearted, & welcoming. We made a friend with a kiwi in Auckland & we kept in touch since then in 2016! Her & her bf plan on visiting us next year since we live in Orlando, FL. they want to go to Disney World! We will be hosting them! Really excited to see them! My hubby & I fell in Love with New Zealand! We got to explore both North & South Islands on our 2 week late honeymoon (we got married in April 2012 & saved up a lot to go to NZ Sept.19-Oct.2, 2016). It was sooo hard to leave NZ. I cried on the plane when we were flying out to go back home to the states. Hubby & I will visit NZ again in the near future! Thank you New Zealand for being such Beautiful & Kindhearted people! 😘💖

You're bloody welcome.

That banter has helped keep us mates since the dawn of the ANZACS. We tease each other (Aussies vs Kiwis), play Sports against each other and fight beside each other. As an Aussie, at the end of the day, I'd sooner have a beer with a Kiwi than fight against them.

Same (as a Kiwi).

That’s a. Big oof

@@Randomperson-cv4oo im really confused.. they were being sarcastic bro, calm down. 🍆

🥝🥝🥝🥝

pugiwugi11 why u taking it so seriously why so salty mate he’s just being sarcastic and we chill out here and what u said is like if I said “oh u guys just have some dumb animal that can’t simply walk backwards” oh and our country it’s bootiful if u haven’t seen it u must have been living under a rock mate Btw to all aussies out there why do u call a jandal a thong... isn’t that woman undies.

@@Randomperson-cv4oo IM TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

haha better than balls and no penis, but still you are wrong.

Mr_NarwhaL it's not straya it's Australia

Yeah, Straya v Nya Zild!

1 it's Australia 2 half of this is wrong 3 this guy should come over to austraila and see how much shit he got wrong 4 i hope this guy gets the most hate that he has ever heard from the Australian

I live in aus and it looks pretty accurate to me Taylor.

The family gatherings might be fun, huh? XD

Yea, pretty much.

First time I heard a kiwi call it a chilly box I thought he said shitty box. I was a little CONCERNED

But if someone else talks shit, you kick their ass

adam mac no we just hold it against them every chance we get.

Louise Clarke 😂😂

straya only stole straya. the kiwis are bitter cos they had to buy NEW zealand.

Lol everyone is throwing around the term "stole"...we "borrowed", we just have no plans on giving it back in a hurry.

its not all bad, we also took Russel crowe

I really don't think so because our countries are(were[?]) more hostile towards each other but these people are just vibing.

Syahidul Haq more of a Malaysian- Singapore relationship. We love Indonesia . Y’all so chill. Then Singaporeans think their food is good. Joke. Malaysian food wins every time. Singapore laksa? Mate, you trippin- Sarawak laksa, laksa Johor too it’s all

@@devilundercover maybe come to Singapore to get your education - food is all about preference, but okay bro.

@@academy_killer yea cause we had some bad history. And a lot of fools just won't drop it for some reason.

Like Austria and Germany

We don't call them shrimp, esky is a brand , staya is just slang we say jokingly lol

adam mac and g'day is def Aussie

Togs is actually Australian (www.slang-dictionary.org/australian-slang/Togs, theconversation.com/togs-or-swimmers-why-australians-use-different-words-to-describe-the-same-things-52007). Not that I'm bitter about that. The biggest difference is Kiwis call Aussies Orzees, while Aussies call Kiwis sheep fuckers! Right.

Wrong. Sheep shaggers.

Oi tudo bem? voce pode se inscrever no meu canal? obrigado! abraço forte!

that girl in okc Near the end of the video he say "a LAP to FAR" referring to a horse named Phar-lap a winner of many races that Australia claimed as their own. Also mentioned a "Crowed House" a famous New Zealand Band Australia also claimed as their own.

Ora Monika definitely needs a part 2. I never knew. By the way we call chillys, coolers in Oklahoma

Ora Monika thanks for explaining :)

that girl in okc Coolers make alot more sence than the Ozzie Eskys lol

How is Crowded House a NZ band that is somehow incorrectly claimed by Oz (as is inferred)? The band formed on Australian soil (Melbourne 1985) and two of the three founding members are Australian. At best it's a partial NZ band.

Name some pls & not stupid things like a dessert because who cares other than the people who are jealous that AUS is better..

I Love Your Username xD *NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY*

Marcus DYE well there you go :)

yeah give us back are shit

@Marcus DYE new zealand made the flag we then copied it then made flew in 1901

Oh and “jandals” look like “thongs” on ur feet if u think about it... like if ur foot is a butt and between ur toe is the crack! See makes sense! 🤣

True! 😁😉👍

We love you too Aussies! 🇦🇺❤🇳🇿

Yep, I always say that Kiwis are our cousins from across the ditch. We might take the piss out of each other every chance we get, lol, but when the chips are down, we will stand together :)

I'm kiwi and u guys are absolutely right we are neighbours and cousins but also the thorns in each other arses that we can't seem to get rid of Lol.... Jokes!!!

Damned right. I see it as friendly digging, in much the same way that South Australia and Victoria rib each other occasionally. I hope we'd have NZ's back if they needed it, and I'm sure they'd have ours, too. After all, NZ makes up 40% of the name ANZAC :P

Kiwis are like our siblings. You love them but you also fucking hate them lol

KingCodester111 closest allies:))

I'm an Aussie. That's all yours :)

actually the first recorded pavlova was invented by a French guy in the honour of the ballerina anna pavlova so technically IT'S NEITHER

FireFox playsroblox you can think that but it ain't true

no I read it somewhere

Jaydin yh aye these aussie kids be like "nah *we* invented pavlova" me: -brings out every -*-non-australian-*- history book- oh read this it *cleary* says that new zealand made pavlova smh

What? I dont undertsand :P

Phar lap

Eddie Brock me

Hell yes

Me

yea

I'm a kiwi. Couldn't make it through this video. Isaac's was much better.

Shrimp and prawns are different things and "shrimp on the Barbie" is just a popular saying, like "g'day mate" & "throwing boomerangs" are just an "Australian" thing. Y'all need to stop getting so triggered.😂😂😂

And anyway pavlova is either New Zealand or just an international dish, not Australian, they're just trying to take it from new Zealand like they did Lorde😂😂😂

I'm curious why you keep moving back & forth every 6 years? 🤔😬

Ive never been to australia so would not understand the life there

sut up is what my brother would say

aussie from the shows ive seen and outback truckers is mostly a desert with some lushness in certain parts and New Zealand has a few deserts and mostly lushness and/or dry farm land

Except when England are playing Australia - that's always a bugger on who to call for.

MsRainbow Brite congrats on being my fav comment

It's the kiwi way.

yes that is absolutely how ignorant of the rest of the world that nz truly is. *insert own punctuation*

what? care to explain

Portuguese here. We don't use calcinha for men's underwear. Wut?

OMG GoT guy

YOOO REDTEAMREVIEW

In fact it's to opposite. The Brazilian men underwear is the Portuguese women underwear. Cueca.

Thong literally just means "a thin strip of leather" This is in reference to the thin bits that go in between your toes on flip flops and between yer cheeks on undies.

No one cares. We say what we wanna say cus in google search its the same thing "Starya" XD

Artistic Luke Prawns are a different species you dumb fuck but in terms of cooking there’s no difference between prawns and shrimps

Ok, If your trying to offend me just keep trying because to me this is hilarious, Mostly because you guys are still going on about this.

Artistic Luke that’s ironic

What do you mean by ironic?

Cool if you were here in nz you will get picked on cause your aussie

pavolva is from new zealand u aussies try and steal it from us.. it's our bro

okay -_- hello new doug. like a circle....yeah more like a freaky circle yeah. Lol i love the kiwi accent.

Thought he was South African.

dragondov its more of maori accent. I think.

Ninja k Just googled it and you're right.

Yeah maori people have a cool accent.

MrsGisawesome Lol

Thongs were thongs before thongs were even manufactured and considered as lingerie.

That's true... but it IS a weird name

THE PAV IS KIWI FIGHT ME

Steven James 😂😂👍

N O WAY HE said he was strayian

No just our pavlova you can have Russell Crowe

Your a kiwi Māori?

Ash G I think that was an instructional for Aussie tourists lol. If you are gonna wear the budgie smugglers to the beach we may call them togs but if you leave that beach you will be embarrassing yourself.

I see them all the time at the beach, swimming pools etc. Surf life saving, they're a must for the blokes.

yeah, he's wrong, what he called "budgie smugglers" are togs in NZ too, the other were "board shorts"

I'm an Aussie. The pav is all yours :)

yup.

feesh/fush

Feesh/fish