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The Dishwasher Demon Returns | Jon Richardson 

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Once upon a time, there once was a young man who believed in dishwashers and demons. He loved them so much that when somebody did not follow the guidelines of how to wash correctly, he would morph into a terrible form, and the Dishwasher Demon would return to wreak havoc upon those who would attempt to toil and cause strife. His name is of course, Jon Richardson.
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@JonRichardson
@JonRichardson 2 года назад
The Dishwasher Demon is coming to eat you, don't you worry.
@justinegoff
@justinegoff 2 года назад
Sounds like this should be made into a Jim Henson-esque movie.
@Davonius
@Davonius 7 месяцев назад
Cum.
@mariesteadman6552
@mariesteadman6552 4 месяца назад
You may be the perfect man. I have never heard of anyone else who understands How to Load the Dishwasher correctly. Thank you. I'd shake your hand, but I prefer not to make physical contact with other humans. It's too unsanitary.
@michellecluff9631
@michellecluff9631 2 года назад
Criminal that we don’t have Jon Richardson hosting a show that blends comedy with cooking and household tips.
@chriswitmer9754
@chriswitmer9754 2 года назад
Co hosted with Gordon Ramsay. Gordon judges the cooking, Jon judges the clean up after.
@JoLU2DGames
@JoLU2DGames 2 года назад
Bit like the Vincent Price cooking show? @Jon Richardson, hire Michelle, she's right.
@awsomewe360
@awsomewe360 2 года назад
I've always thought he would do well in a home makeover style show, where he fervently cleans the homeowners house while ranting at them why it has to be cleaned this way, and judging them on the state of their place.
@jennivamp5
@jennivamp5 2 года назад
I'd watch it
@NapoleonBonerfarts
@NapoleonBonerfarts 5 месяцев назад
There’s no such thing as fucking nonions!
@christinpruestel8324
@christinpruestel8324 7 месяцев назад
I feel Jon Richardson would be so glad that we watched this sketch and ever since use his little trick of adding a bit of water to a dirty pot and putting it back on the stove/in the oven and frequently ask each other "Did you Jon Richardson it?"
@michaellongbottom3331
@michaellongbottom3331 2 года назад
The whole sketch just never gets old no matter how many times I watch it
@Banana_boat
@Banana_boat 2 года назад
The dishwasher bit is so true. I've been doing it for like 10 years in my family and I complain about how everyone either is incapable of loading it or they load it incorrectly. And in a couple months I'm off to uni so they will all learn real quick I imagine when everything comes out dirty all the time.
@Sinfulchloe
@Sinfulchloe 2 года назад
Good luck at uni o/
@Banana_boat
@Banana_boat 2 года назад
@@Sinfulchloe thanks
@sofrknasm
@sofrknasm 2 месяца назад
Of course hope uni is all good but more importantly, did they learn how to use the dishwasher?
@Banana_boat
@Banana_boat 2 месяца назад
@sofrknasm finished my second year and am hopefully going for my 3rd in September. They... not really... my mother is now doing it most of the time, although we do take turns now, but at least it is less common to find things just covering every surface in the kitchen now.
@UniversalNominalism
@UniversalNominalism Месяц назад
@@Banana_boat Are you in a student flat? If so, how is the dishwasher stacking going with your flat mates?
@chilanya
@chilanya 2 года назад
"I'm sorry..? Oh, we're both tired!"
@Fyreflier
@Fyreflier 2 года назад
I laughed but then remembered that I keep coming into work and seeing the big flat ladles we use for dishing out pizza sauce on the draining board _with the open bowl part facing UP_ and a little puddle of scummy water inside and then loads of others stacked the same way _on top_ so I just redo all the dishes and don't get me started on the industrial dishwasher in the back when there are more than five trays in it and they're not leaning the right way so the jets don't actually _hit anything they're meant to hit_ and we get the two spoons issue but with big greasy trays that recently held chicken fat
@YehNahYehAyy
@YehNahYehAyy Год назад
5:50 my wife did the exact same thing with a wooden spoon last week.
@kevinfletcher1999
@kevinfletcher1999 2 года назад
I’ve just watched some episodes of “Ever decreasing circles”. It’s Jon in 20 years.
@shellieblack528
@shellieblack528 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I thought it was just me that have done this!!!!!!!!! Every single thing is true!!!!!!!
@keriwilson7299
@keriwilson7299 2 года назад
Love the detail in the title of the video
@larsvaahlmar1784
@larsvaahlmar1784 Год назад
The only comedian that makes me feel amused and annoyed at the same time :D
@jamestastic70
@jamestastic70 Год назад
Simply brilliant
@anonnymouse2402
@anonnymouse2402 7 месяцев назад
It's best to load the dishwasher before the bottle of wine.
@davidtaylor954
@davidtaylor954 2 года назад
Ya gotta love Lucy.
@usablellc6735
@usablellc6735 2 года назад
This is my life.
@darleenstrathy6394
@darleenstrathy6394 Год назад
Just wash em all and hide them to dry in the dishwasher.......lol that's what a patient and her husband had me do as I was caring for them...... On the top rack left was his side and the right was her side omg so freaking hilarious
@angelpjc
@angelpjc 2 года назад
Jon should come clean my house. 😉
@anthonyburke5656
@anthonyburke5656 5 месяцев назад
Gotta say this, my Wife (now ex) used to go psycho when I cooked, I would plan, clean as I went and sit down to eat with a nearly clean kitchen. My wife would cook, then tell me as she cooked, I clean, I’d eat and spend 2+ hours after cleaning.
@dont-want-no-wrench
@dont-want-no-wrench 10 месяцев назад
he is one hundred percent right. if i ever get divorced it will be over this
@wfcoaker1398
@wfcoaker1398 2 года назад
My God, his poor wife. Lol.
@anthonyd7376
@anthonyd7376 2 года назад
Awesome
@TheSuzberry
@TheSuzberry 2 года назад
I love Jon like a son. But, how does Lucy stand him?
@PGHEngineer
@PGHEngineer 4 месяца назад
Well this aged like fine wine.
@eadweard.
@eadweard. 2 года назад
I don't think a man if this mindset would use an incorrect word like "propeller" to refer to a spray arm.
@theoutspokenhumanist
@theoutspokenhumanist 9 месяцев назад
I've watched this many times and it never gets old. It seems to chime with me somehow. I think I may have a problem. I'll have to ask my ex wife😁
@jennyballentine158
@jennyballentine158 2 года назад
He’s not wrong
@Milamber1982
@Milamber1982 9 месяцев назад
It's scary how much like me this is.
@Paglavc1
@Paglavc1 2 года назад
Oh we are both tired.
@AnytimeBaby78
@AnytimeBaby78 10 месяцев назад
On a light load ... 😂 Reboot , erase memory
@NinjaOnANinja
@NinjaOnANinja 2 года назад
I hope you are happy and not being cheated on and abused. Met many females who abuse kindness and simplicity folk. I find them out pretty quickly so they don't like me much. Sniffing bs is a super power I have.
@duplicate8297
@duplicate8297 2 года назад
I hope you do grow to view relationships with less suspicion...You sound like you've been burned before, so I can't blame you. But everyone's got their screw-ups and that's something we've just got to deal with. Talk to them about it if it matters; if they leave or ignoe then you were right to not trust them. But it doesn't always really matter. Hope you find love. It still exists, somewhere between the couch cushions...
@NinjaOnANinja
@NinjaOnANinja 2 года назад
@@duplicate8297 I appreciate the fact other people try to do what I do and read a situation and give an answer, but don't leap before you know what you are talking about.
@alexstamatis6857
@alexstamatis6857 2 года назад
Enough with the same bit
@trockodile
@trockodile 2 года назад
I'm so so SO glad it's not just me that suffers a personal, deep-seated and wounding hurt in my soul when people just can't use a dishwasher as it is obviously designed to be used. Every time it's like another tiny little fleck of my humanity is eroded. Jon is the voice inside of me, I often wondered where it came from and now I know!...
@puirYorick
@puirYorick 2 года назад
Whoever is in charge of Jon's channel, please stop uploading *the same bits* so often. Overexposure to the same recording just becomes annoying. Cheers!
@suzieb8366
@suzieb8366 2 года назад
Yep agree, but maybe Jon doesnt create enough comedy that can be uploaded. He is a lazy so and so and has a family to feed now so if he can squeeze more money out of reruns then thats what he is gonna do lol.
@puirYorick
@puirYorick 2 года назад
@@suzieb8366 It is reaching the point of backfiring on the goal of generating revenue if fans become just annoyed.
@suzieb8366
@suzieb8366 2 года назад
@@puirYorick Agree
@gwenniejc
@gwenniejc 2 года назад
@@suzieb8366 as he should
@IQsveen
@IQsveen 2 года назад
@@suzieb8366 I don't think Jon makes a whole lot of money from a RU-vidchannel with 30k subscribers
@andyaitken4243
@andyaitken4243 2 года назад
I’m coming back to live in the UK after living away for over 20yrs and watching Jon on stage is on my bucket list of things to do when I get back. He’s hilarious and his comedic delivery is on point.
@jdottdeestv8149
@jdottdeestv8149 2 года назад
Jon Richardson would be the ideal roommate, knows how to get things squeaky clean and his tangents are legendary!
@PoeticMistakes
@PoeticMistakes 2 года назад
Sorry... But I feel like he is only ideal If you are on his level. Or else he would drive you insane
@ZarkowsWorld
@ZarkowsWorld 2 года назад
Since my wife was the same, I now handle the washing-machine exclusively. It is fair enough, she does the cooking.
@richin2123
@richin2123 Год назад
Dear God, this whole dishwasher thing is genius! If I ever get one, I just know this routine will haunt me.
@kaitlyn9213
@kaitlyn9213 2 года назад
Jon Richardson is one of the best comedians but please stop posting the same thing 10 times 🥲
@andycain4351
@andycain4351 Год назад
This makes me want Jon to be the new host of GBBO so badly. Imagine him and Noel together. It'd be amazing ❤️👍 xxx
@katiejames2440
@katiejames2440 2 года назад
I feel seen.
@davidrodwell6509
@davidrodwell6509 2 года назад
Jon, you are of course missing a trick in your dishwashing process. Now don't think I'm being too harsh on you, but, before I load the dishwasher, I set it off on a dry, or should it be wet run. Just to clean the drum, before I load up with all the dirty stuff. I use a similar process with the washing machine, where I set it off on a 30 minute cycle whilst empty. At least it all makes sense to me. OCD pals forever.
@harveybran8721
@harveybran8721 11 месяцев назад
I watched this yesterday and it sealed the fate for the next day Whoever loaded the dishwasher last did it so horrendously that I had to rearrange everything and put it all back through again, and the entire time I was thinking of this
@martindirkzimmer
@martindirkzimmer Год назад
I keep rewatching this very clip. But I do NOT expect different results, so... not crazy! ;-)
@joseveijanen6520
@joseveijanen6520 2 года назад
In Finland we had this skit show called Kätevä emäntä, they did a skit about dishwasher curling ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--H-fNuvpzts.html
@BobBob-oe9uf
@BobBob-oe9uf 2 года назад
Well, at least she's pretty...
@hayleymanton86
@hayleymanton86 Год назад
This is absolutely brilliant! This is my husband!! We both find it hilarious 😂😂😂
@rachelgigg8047
@rachelgigg8047 2 месяца назад
my housemate and i have this problem 😂 now shes learned to let me load it and she'll unload it.
@generalmisery
@generalmisery 2 года назад
I caught my old roommate put my wooden cutting board in the dishwasher after cutting vegetables on it. Needless to say I went bonkers. I moved out a week after that and swore to not let anyone touch my board again. What is it with people washing wood like ceramic
@paulguile2199
@paulguile2199 Год назад
unfortunately, i recognise myself just a little bit in that sketch!
@charlottemarceau8062
@charlottemarceau8062 2 года назад
Agree, bit of water in there goes a long way
@judithhopes151
@judithhopes151 Год назад
My partner is exactly like this,
@LojikPrie5t
@LojikPrie5t 2 года назад
Lmfao And I do it Right.
@davidelourenco2537
@davidelourenco2537 2 года назад
Maybe try a better whisky next time.. Lol a magnum opus of a joke! Cheers!
@savameh9474
@savameh9474 2 года назад
Dear Countdown Kid, please find some time to get in shape (unspecified shape, but you know what I mean, lol). Stop drinking or drink less for a couple of months until you improve your health a little. Run everyday and workout. You are kinda vegan but you don't look healthy. And you are only in your 40s. You look like a melting candle version of what you were. Don't take this the wrong way. Really want to see you improve your health and everything else will follow. The old John was more cheerful. It seems like something along the way got you down and you gave up on yourself. From what I have seen in similar people is that they will continue to do so, but hope that's not the case with you Jon. Cheers.
@savameh9474
@savameh9474 2 года назад
Oh, you need to find someone that will bring out the best in you. My partner does that for me and vice versa. Find the right people in your life including friends. If you are healthy and cheerful them you got the right ones, otherwise keep searching.
@suppmydiff3257
@suppmydiff3257 2 года назад
Further enforcing the fact that any opinion attached to an anime pfp is positively worthless
@paulhardman1087
@paulhardman1087 7 месяцев назад
A masterclass 😅😅😅😅
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