The DIVX Tapes with Fred Armisen (Office Hours After Hours Exclusive) 

Nothing out of the ordinary

DIVX RULES.

Wow, that sounds easy! But aren't these disposable discs bad for the environment?

Tim's reaction here is almost on the level of Farley's Colombian Coffee Crystals

And if the player and billing computer form a special connection... Maybe the calls get more frequent. Maybe they start taking a sultry tone.

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Get out of my yard and why are you communicating to my son? Why are you in all black? Behind my bushes shining a light into my house?

@@Vometbomb _I'm teaching your son about the universe!_

@@joeygarza9550 My fence wood is so moistened

No way. This way around during the early days of T&E. There are many older early-90s videos that are much more Cinco-y.

I always thought Globochem from Mr Show was the inspiration for Cinco

DIVX sounds like the plan for me, but what about my teeth? Shouldn't I have them removed before watching DIVX media?

@@kenneld Good news Ken, you can remove your teeth by biting the bullet and buying Cinco NOW!! All payments to be paid by cash envelope.

My mind immediately jumped to "The Innernette" sketch on watching this.

Right? I love these tech solutions from the 80s and 90s!!! Like how would this be more convenient than just going to a rental store or buying a physical copy of the disc? They can't even sell the product on their training video. What a beautiful, hilarious train wreck of a product.

@@MrEricSir this thing compatible with the cinco MIDI organizer? i don't want to have to buy 'camptown racers' on a whole new format

How many buttons do his polos have now?

Juan Conde represent

RVA ALL DAY!

Prove it, take a poop in front of us and turn it into wine

Now people buy a totally separate device which functions primarily as a passive microphone because it theoretically makes buying soap easier (or whatever). 20 years ago a corporate board thought they'd have to get out in front of the fact that they wanted their DVD player be able to update, today we just take it as a given that we are constantly under surveillance or we just don't think about it all.

Every DIVX player comes with a tube of premium soothing cream for all those radiation burns!

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kek

Top button's gone. You'd better believe that all 6 of those would be buttoned up if not. He's a tight neck, lose sleeves kinda guy.

no, it's 12 you can't see lower row

I cannot even comprehend.

Reports say that scientists have almost perfected the 7 button polo...what a time to be alive!

or doug's yangtze river pun

Well Fred Armisen is a painfully funny fellow

@@lewiscollins1851where can I find this pun

That "well what if the sun don't shine?" was hilarious

@@paulb8030 What if YOU go outta business? lol

And it made orange shirt enough money that he just became a primarily research focussed college proffessor

No it wasn't, because DVDs were already encrypted. It was a way to prevent loaning them to your friends or selling used ones, and the studios not getting any money from that.

Wait... DiVX has gone out of business?

WHY IS NO ONE ASKING HIM ABOUT THE BUTTONS !!!?

Did he teach you how to divide by x?

p2p file sharing in the early internet was a fun time

I really wish they would do more stuff like this. Its always fun

Wholesome

it definitely was not the first Cinco product 🤣

Even better, there were failed disposable rental DVDs after this that would basically self destruct 48 hours after being exposed to the laser.

@@555Tbird my god..

Totally sounds like something Christopher would try and sell Tony on. “T, it’s full-proof. Divx is what the guys in LA are shooting pornos on now.”

@@Vonliktenstien I think RU-vid didn't allow me to link you to the video but if you look up "Sopranos methamphetamine" and jump to 40 secs, you'll find the pure gold you described. 👌 God I miss that show.

Joe Webb goes deep with the Sopranos, brothaman brothaman

Yes, please

Full buttown-down polo shirt has a total Cinco vibe.

What?

Until this video I thought my proffessor (orange shirt ) had meant he invented DivX when he said something about this in class

Until this video I thought my proffessor (orange shirt ) had meant he invented DivX when he said something about this in class

@@slimekittenv Orange shirt was your professor? Prove it. How many buttons did his polo shirts have? Exactly how long were the sleeves?

Interesting! That's for the correction, I was wondering about all of that

time to install my codecs!

Half off on your next crate of polos if you are able to add brand-authentic buttons down to the belly button zone?

You hit the nail on the head

Lol

Lol

You gotta nice set of pearly whites!

Is that what it is?? I’ve been trying to figure out wtf differentiates it from normal DVD player

It's literally just DRM encrypted DVDs but with no extras from the DVDs except the trailer. It didn't even last a year.

facts

facts

you're confusing DIVX with DivX. the codec isn't the same thing as the format.

@@deesnutz42069 You are correct sir. I was confused because I remember there were players that did play the DivX codec. Never knew about these circuit city players.

DON’T ANSWER!

oh the codec and the divx player are completely unrelated... why the fuck were there two companies in the 90s?