The Dream SMP, But Explained In Insults 

if you laughed even once you are contractually obligated to subscribe so sorry i don't make the rules also subscribe to windette i literally stole the idea from him (with permission) but STILL ru-vid.com go check him out

I’ll be back when I’m emotionally prepared to admit that I enjoyed watching a British Eboy with a guitar for a personality roleplay being an edgy dynamite lover on a Minecraft server where foxes are children and children are important political figures

this unironically is the most entertaining lore summary I have ever watched. That says a lot about my mental capacity.

animagician is the type of guy to ask "is insulting my viewers actually a good idea to make my viewers like me" and not wait for an answer

“If a charter dies in a story they should be DEAD”- Wilbur Soot Proceeds to be revived by a green telitubbi

Phil: So because Wilbur writes most of the lore, and he‘s a chaotic little sh*t, he decided to make it *CANON* that he literally f*cked a fish 🐟

The insults started out amazing. Then they descended into a spiral of mediocrity, like a slow motion train wreck that I couldn’t look away from. Ani, you’re too nice to insult people for this long. The puns did more damage to me than any of your so-called insults. I came here expecting a roast and only got to a reasonable room temperature. (Love this video, it was fun.)

This video only gets more savage as it goes on. 5:12 *"Green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft RU-vidr and manipulated a child in the wilderness for about 2 weeks. Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequences."*

You really bring in Windette's energy and how it's very calm most of the time despite insulting people

"Since this is fiction, however, his actions had consequences." Holy shit.

"green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft RU-vidr and mannipulated a child in the wilderness (for about two weeks). Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequenses." this shit had me dying on the floor 😭😭💀

Wow this video appears to be super wholesome and family friendly. I'll watch it with my parents at thanksgiving

"It was never meant to be" Ad: Writing's not that easy, but Grammarly can help!

Holy moly. I sure darn wish I had ideas like this every once in a while. *Looks at thumbnail, title and first two sections*... INHALE!!!... yeah this is pretty cool

"Sam, who at this point has managed to misinterpret doing no harm to the visitors as doing no arm to the visitors and has cut off Ponk's left arm. So I guess he’s all right now?" I LOST IT at that part. Genius comedy, I love you for this joke

This is a perfect parody of Windette, and it’s even better as if you listen to the backround music you can kind of tell you’re a Hollow Knight fan, and it’s perfect

7:18 "doing no arm" IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭

"if you haven't seen the potato war you must be living under a rock" yes that's me hello

I will now refer to Tommy as ‘extremely traumatised mole man’

wow, he’s not pulling any punches

The “explained with insults” concept has been my favorite for a while now and I’m really happy to see it with dsmp lore I love this

Its malevolently mind-controlling a mass of morons who make numerous nemeses while naively nurturing and nourishing the newborn nuisance, so they host a horrendous hooley to help wholeheartedly hoodwink the uncontrolled hordes and hatch it, while the humble habitue tried to harm it with a hatchet. -Animagician, 2021

I love getting insulted. You've earned yourself a happy subscriber, Ani

5:17 "since this is fiction his actions have consequences" got me dyin on the floor alifjbnzslkjgbh

I get why you disregarded the vote. That is so hilarious to me, and so on brand with the series. Thank you for making me laugh so hard that I cried.

After the poll, i genuinely though this would be a 5 second video of you saying “Jack Manifold” /j we love the guy

Finally a lore summary that actually hold my attention

I can tell that he decided to make a super short summary of the lore of the DreamSMP and got so agressive and infuriated that he decided to just insult everyone. I like the video. Good Content.

I'm literally 2 minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter, this is so good! XDD

:Well Phil takes to long to read to free Techno that he might as well have.. y'know.." just got me

Really bringing the Windette energy, and I love it! And the explanations were top tier, the way you explained all the ridiculous plots with just absolute disappointment was amazing.

7:54 make numerous nemicies polish people: you mean *numerous Germanies?*

8:42 it's gonna be a real shame when ... y'know

It's pretty hard to insult techno like he's perfect he's smart, he's good at minecraft and best of all he got hot elbows💪

Animagician: I will insult you in this video Me: I'm hooked.

Honestly, I think the Dream smp storyline really is basic. When you’ve read something as complex as the Wheel of Time, which has literally over a thousand unique named characters and up to 20 different parts of the plot going all at the same time, the Dream smp really is just child’s play

I feel like you started watching windette, just a feeling

5:57 Hey now! I have like.... Two friends! 😂

2:27 I FUCKING LOVE THIS PART I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

7:09 I hear a *BIG SHOT* in the background!

“Alcoholic goat man” You aren’t wrong about that one XD

5:00 idk why but this made my laugh

Yeah, I didn't expect this to be good, but this is great

wait until he watches the stream where Dream escapes anyway

8:03 how much alliteration was that cause it sounded like you were deflating.

26 seconds in and I already love this. PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES.

YOOO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD

Long story short- All of them end up logging off forever,never talking to eachother,forgetting their lines,end up creating even more chaos

This has certainly been a fun ride. Still waiting for the SCU lore video

I don't even know why I clicked on this video- i'm literally caught up with everything PHAHA. Def one of the most entertaining summary's i've watched yet

Glad to see this format of information sharing become common.Keep up the good work

The unnecessary alliteration for the egg arc killed me 6:03 It is voraciously vindicated that the verdant villain has been trying to malevolently manipulate the masses like his mods folder in that speedrun by hegemonically hoarding their prized hauls in a hall, and then our humble heroes harm him with a hatchet… twice. Then Awesamdude arrives to arrest the atrocious aggressor and allocate him to an awesome asylum.

yay, i love windette's "explained in insults" videos! hollow knight seems to follow me everywhere, even in non hollow knight related videos haha (not that i'm complaining, it's a fantastic game). i stopped watching dsmp stuff at some point due to being busy with school, so this should be a fun way to get caught up! thanks!

Anyone else remember how there was a pole about the video being Insluts or Memes, and memes won 70% to 30%? And here we are with insluts

This is amazing! You just made me understand the whole dsmp lore in 10 mins! Congrats!!

this is stupidly and horribly the best video I have seen, Animagician you literaly make my day.

How is this both more entertaining and more informative than every single dsmp summary video I've seen

Wilbur gave birth to a daughter as I'm pretty sure Fundy is canonically trans

I love this video! I don't know what I found more entertaining, your puns or the insults because I knew they are jokes 😂.

God I'm laughing so hard right now this was amazing 🤣

This whole video reeks of Windette vibes and i'm LOVING it.

3:40 yup I'm defenitely living under the rock

99k so proud of your growth get that playbutton!!

I am just feeling the strong Windette vibes, you captured his essence really well!

This is my absolute favorite video on the internet. Thank You So Much!!!!

wow how interesting they pressed f to simulate having their arm cut off omg omg this is so cool

My standards in humor are so low I laughed at all the jokes in this video

I like how you said that there's barely any lore happening and then 2 huge lore streams happen right after this is uploaded

This seems like you watched a vid from Windette about his Hollow Knight but explained in insults series, and I love it

Remember when he called me an idiot, yeah, well, pretty spot on cause that iceberg thing BROKE MY MIND, HOW IS THERE SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW

I Lost my marbles when you said Quakity is running with a cryptobro, then its just george, true words have never been spoken till now

You have no idea how much I loved this 😂

oml these insults are so creative they are soothing my soul rn

angry men with accents are my favorite you should make all of your videos like this windette has been one of my favorite channels for a while

What are the odds that I unintentionally came across windette a day ago and just the day after you make a windette styled video

Being insulted is great Alsoo happy almost 100k

You could have convinced me i was watching a windette video. I love your editing btw

this is gold, absolute gold

This is one of the funniest videos on the Dream SMP.

CONGRATS ON 100k!

this is such a genius video i love it

I don't know if it's just me being used to being insulted or my humor is so messed up beyond repair, but as I watched this, I simply blinked through the whole thing

this feels like a less pg13 and rage induced version of an oversimplified video rofl! keep up the good work!

I laughed just as much at the comments as the video. This is top notch australian humor

4:19 How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower Somehow defeat a global superpower? How do they emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield waving Wilbur Soot's flag Higher? Yo, turns out they have a secret weapon An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in He's constantly confusin', confoundin' all of Dream's henchmen Ev'ryone give it up for Pogtopia's favorite fighting Pigman TechnoBlade! He's takin' his horse by the reins makin' Netherite coats redder with bloodstains TechnoBlade! And He's never gonna stop until he makes 'em Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, he's TechnoBlade! Watch him engagin' em! Escapin' em! Enragin' em! He's- TechnoBlade! He goes to the nether for more funds TechnoBlade! come back with more netherite and potions And so the balance shifts They rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts They can end this war at Manberg, cut them off at sea, but For this to succeed, there is someone else we need I know Wilbur Soot! Sir, he knows what to do in a trench Ingenuitive and decent in Geman, I mean- Wilbur Soot! Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually What's he gonna do on the bench ami? Wilbur Soot! No one has more resilience Or matches my practical tactical brilliance Wilbur Soot! You wanna fight for your land back? Wilbur Soot! I need my right-hand man back! Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man, back You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back I mean you gotta put some thought Into the letter but the sooner the better To get your right-hand man back Wilbur Soot Supplies are waiting in techno's base for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide Oh, Wilbur Soot I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right They'll surrender by early night The world will never be the same, Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuur Each characters role Technoblade: Lafayette Tommy: Washington Wilbur: Hamilton edit:why did I sit here for 30 minutes for 1 joke

This is great, keep up the great work

"If you haven't seen it yet, you must be living under a rock" 'hasn't seen it yet looks up there literally is a rock over my head*

Dream SMP explained by me: Cursed green teletubbie, annoying blond british boy, music plates, drug van owner, le mansburg, dictador Sclagg, BLOODGOD, le mansburg goes KAboom, hardcore boi le stapps drug van owner who turn into ghastly boiiiiiiii, Some red omlett, badboyshalo actualy bad, british boy gets exiled, BLOODGOD execution gone wrong and duck goes to dentist, le mansburg goes kaboom again but worse, music plate finale showdown, Cursed green teletubbie gets arrested for trying to kill british boy and a bee, british boy gets stuck in pandorama with cursed green teletubbie, british boy gets revisit pass on earth, Ghastly boiiiiiiii becomes drug van owner again, duck wants green cursed teletubbie book of revisit pass and tries to kill BLOODGOD for giving him dentist appointment and some las gamble will go KAboom with war

Amazing video, but Schlatt had a stroke not a heart attack!

This reminds me a lot of windetts hollow knight explained vids its really intresting to listion to(:

As a wise man once said: It’s like the little guy who ate a food that it didn’t like but it couldn’t stop eating it, it’s entertaining but so painful -Therussianbadger

You realize i've dragged myself into wilburs POV for so many times *SERIOUSLY LIKE DO YOU THINK I'M THAT LA-*

PLS I WATCHED THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I COULDNT LAUGH 😭😭

I didn't expect it to be that funny- I'm glad I watched it xD

7:51 why did i start dying with laughter 💀

5:53 - “Tommy and Tubbo then team up to get his discs back because they’re what we call friends - probably an alien concept to you anti-social pricks” that had me dying lmao

gosh this made me laugh so bad, thank you for this.

I went in this already knowing and understanding basically all of the DSMP lore, and just wanted to watch this for fun... Funniest sh*t ever. God daumn.

I am dumb. I did watch the dsmp. I watched every lore stream. SO THIS SI SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER SEEN

The funniest part about this to me is that this is the first summary video of Dream SMP lore that's actually made sense to me.