The Dumbest Comments I've Seen On Splatoon Youtube 

I’ve seen people spouting some weird shit before but some 10-year-old randomly quoting their Splatoon fanfiction with no context is a whole different level

As Agent 8s husband Bruce, I can confirm this is accurate

Can we talk about how "Bruce"'s surveillance chief, and according to the 2nd commenter, Marina's real love interest, is named *"SouthPark"*

The RP one made me die inside. As a kid I wrote some bad stories and characters, a lot of us did, but never to such a degree and not on youtube where EVERYONE can see it.

the kid pasting their whole ass fan fic into the comments made my day

The 9 y/o sharing their fanfic is wild.

(I shouldn’t say this one) BLACK is MURDERING ME

The marina one wasn't just a comment, it was a FAN FICTION 😭🤣

Can't wait for the Rizirone 2: Rizz Expansion where I can watch my fellow Nintendo fanboys/fangirls lose sanity for reasons not yet known to science.

hi im marina and i can confirm that SouthPark is the one for me

Nah that second comment is crazy 💀💀

Yes, the comments defending splatoon 3 in its first year did age like milk. That was a………..different time. Also, can confirm that Bruce is marina’s husband. My source is trust me bro.

I think that fanfic comment gave me dyslexia 😭😭

My question is about that 2nd one, is How can you be a splatoon fanfic writer/roleplayer and still be homophobic enough to NOT realize marina is gay? :skull:

Everyone forgets 70% of the player base are children, we should cut them some slack. Although these are hilarious. Epic vid

That second comment 💀

What was that second comment yapping about 😭

As the (real) Agent 8 I can say with certitude that Bruce is lying and Marina is in fact gay gay homosexual gay (Rick Sanchez can back this up)

delighted to learn the rp fanfiction lives on 12000 years later 🙏

1:21 I don’t necessarily think Marina is gay since Nintendo hasn’t confirmed it, but damn this commenter lmao

Ok, ill be transparent here. I enjoy some rolplay fanfics. Its kind of a guilty pleasure of mine. But why would do it in a public coment section, but also actually try and use it as counter evidence!?

Seconded comment had me rolling on the floor. 😂

its been a fun 3 years of tormenting you

I remember seeing a comment on Splatoon 1's Hero Mode trailer saying that Splatoon will never have any relevance

Can't wait for part 2 in three years

what the actual fuck was that second one??

I am 11 year old so I don’t get disrespectful righttttttttt guys thou the fan fic was really funny

We are so back

is bro playing s2?

I feel the weapons and specials for splatoon 3 are better but the maps are the worst in the series. I refuse to play a lot of rotations.

bro does not like Splatoon 3

I still think 3 is all around the best game, but devs are not even CLOSE to bringing out its full potential. It's the definitive splatoon, just not by a long shot.

Give me the link to the second one 😭..

Inkrining out rn

Rizi why are you exposing 12 years?

Nice Splatoon 2 game play.

shiver hate is a mood tho

marina is NOT gay

new pfp?

bro the second one i went back and read it to try and understand what the fuck was going on, and this is what i can get from it: apparently there is this male black character in splatoon who is good at rapping, not inkling or octoling and agent 4's "surveillance cheif" (whatever that means lmao) who is "perfect" for marina and the reason the commenter knows about this is because they are married to agent 4 (who they have called bruce for some fucking reason) *WARNING* massive cringe incoming *WARNING* there is also another comment left by the same person about how they had 2 kids with agent 4 *END OF CRINGE* I'm really confused about who southpark is, like the closes character I can think of is either Iso Padre or some obscure band member, none of which would be associated with agent 4 in any kind of way edit: I misspelled the name bruce and then fixed it in the edit

Hi 😃

great vid. this was hilarious btw give chara credit

7th Like and hope my comments are not that dumb 😉👍